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Fresh Prince

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3780 on: September 21, 2010, 05:37:34 PM »
I found this on GAF so it's bound to work mojo
http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/09/21/curing-oneitis/

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- Don’t burn your ex’s photos, but do store them in a lockbox in the attic where it would be a pain for you to conveniently access. Burning photos and other memorabilia is a powerfully symbolic act that ironically reinforces her importance in your life. Better to nonchalantly store that shit like it was any other old knickknack you no longer have use for.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3781 on: September 21, 2010, 05:44:10 PM »
I recently trashed letters and photos from my ex. Not because i felt anything for her, but because i didn't want shit lying around for my new gf to see. It just doesn't make sense honestly, to store stuff of girls you had a bad breakup with. After a certain age, it's not cool to have stuff from your exes imo

Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #3782 on: September 21, 2010, 06:13:01 PM »
I recently trashed letters and photos from my ex. Not because i felt anything for her, but because i didn't want shit lying around for my new gf to see. It just doesn't make sense honestly, to store stuff of girls you had a bad breakup with. After a certain age, it's not cool to have stuff from your exes imo

what if you still remain good friends
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3783 on: September 21, 2010, 06:17:42 PM »
what about the nude pics?

Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3784 on: September 21, 2010, 07:37:07 PM »
Send them to your friends in exchange of nude pics of their exes and then delete them.
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WrikaWrek

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3785 on: September 21, 2010, 07:56:59 PM »
I recently trashed letters and photos from my ex. Not because i felt anything for her, but because i didn't want shit lying around for my new gf to see. It just doesn't make sense honestly, to store stuff of girls you had a bad breakup with. After a certain age, it's not cool to have stuff from your exes imo

what if you still remain good friends

Well that's different of course, but hide that shit away, no girl wants to step on that kind of shit from her boyfriend.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3786 on: September 21, 2010, 09:29:29 PM »
I found this note from my husband's crazy ex gf at his parents house. Later on I read it aloud to my BFF (who is basically her sister-in-law, and the BFF hates her crazy ass). I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard in my life.  :lol

"Something something... you're so mean to me.... something something... why do you hate me so much... something... I'm so amazing and you should worship me and you don't... something something..." 

I seriously wanted to frame it or put it on the fridge, but luckily I didn't. She came over to the house a few months ago and probably would've burnt our house down in a fit of rage if she would've seen it. We did keep it though, just for the serial killer handwriting alone.



Edit: Wrath - Breakfast at Tiffany's is fine for a 14 year old girl (no nudity, no sex, no drugs, nothing like that), but I don't know many that would actually be interested at that age, unfortunately. It's definitely a classic that she should watch and form her own opinion about, however.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3787 on: September 21, 2010, 09:47:36 PM »
So I got home from school kinda late and had to hurry up and get dressed for work and make it to the bus stop. I got there like ten seconds before some girl, who was rather attractive. She asked me if I was going to church and I said "no, I have a job. I'm going to work."

Anyway so the bus arrives, and since I'm on a roll I say "ladies first" and let her get on the bus. Then I get on the bus and see the girl I let get on before me got the last open seat on the bus. I've never seen it so crowded. I walk to the back and stand next to this one (black) guy who looks up at me, shakes his head and says "ain't no chivalry on the bus, nicca"  :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3788 on: September 21, 2010, 09:51:07 PM »
:lol

Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3789 on: September 21, 2010, 09:56:54 PM »
:rofl, and why did she ask you if you were going to church? the hell you wear for work?
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Fresh Prince

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« Reply #3790 on: September 21, 2010, 10:08:02 PM »
So I got home from school kinda late and had to hurry up and get dressed for work and make it to the bus stop. I got there like ten seconds before some girl, who was rather attractive. She asked me if I was going to church and I said "no, I have a job. I'm going to work."

Anyway so the bus arrives, and since I'm on a roll I say "ladies first" and let her get on the bus. Then I get on the bus and see the girl I let get on before me got the last open seat on the bus. I've never seen it so crowded. I walk to the back and stand next to this one (black) guy who looks up at me, shakes his head and says "ain't no chivalry on the bus, distinguished black fellow"  :'(
:lol
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3791 on: September 21, 2010, 10:08:34 PM »
:rofl
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3792 on: September 21, 2010, 10:11:01 PM »
PD is a Mormon.  When he dresses for work, it's like he's dressing for church. 
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« Reply #3793 on: September 21, 2010, 10:11:16 PM »
PD = Rosa Parks
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3794 on: September 21, 2010, 10:29:18 PM »
:rofl, and why did she ask you if you were going to church? the hell you wear for work?

dude all I had on was a buttoned shirt, some dress pants, and my dress shoes.
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« Reply #3795 on: September 21, 2010, 10:38:52 PM »
I think thats the funniest fucking post I ever read on these forums

good job pd, im proud to be of the same race
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Fresh Prince

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« Reply #3796 on: September 21, 2010, 10:39:35 PM »
'Tis was probably a Sunday
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3797 on: September 21, 2010, 10:42:25 PM »
I love that scene :lol

:bow Slim :bow2
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #3798 on: September 21, 2010, 10:49:22 PM »
So I got home from school kinda late and had to hurry up and get dressed for work and make it to the bus stop. I got there like ten seconds before some girl, who was rather attractive. She asked me if I was going to church and I said "no, I have a job. I'm going to work."

Anyway so the bus arrives, and since I'm on a roll I say "ladies first" and let her get on the bus. Then I get on the bus and see the girl I let get on before me got the last open seat on the bus. I've never seen it so crowded. I walk to the back and stand next to this one (black) guy who looks up at me, shakes his head and says "ain't no chivalry on the bus, distinguished black fellow"  :'(

:rofl
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Fresh Prince

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3799 on: September 21, 2010, 10:52:34 PM »
I also love the fact it's like, 'Bitch! I got a job. I need no God or Church in my life'. Some roll.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3800 on: September 21, 2010, 11:53:39 PM »
:rofl, and why did she ask you if you were going to church? the hell you wear for work?

dude all I had on was a buttoned shirt, some dress pants, and my dress shoes.

Where the fuck do you work that you need dress shoes?

I work at a dental office; I work at the front desk, handle insurance, payments, etc. They aren't fancy gator church dress shoes, just some regular black dress shoes many working people wear.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3801 on: September 22, 2010, 12:06:53 AM »
smh I can't wear jeans. I just wear a shirt and Dockers typically.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3802 on: September 22, 2010, 12:18:29 AM »
wtf kind of jobs do you people have? The kind that require name tags and hair nets or something?   ::)

It's ok, PD. I won't troll you over your dress shoes. I wear nice shoes to work too, but mostly cause heels are :drool
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #3803 on: September 22, 2010, 12:19:29 AM »
haha bunch of poofs wearing t-shirts and like, shorts or some shit to work :lol
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3804 on: September 22, 2010, 12:27:45 AM »
I have to wear a shirt and dress pants when I have to go to the office, I hate that shit :fbm
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« Reply #3805 on: September 22, 2010, 12:28:22 AM »
dun worry PD I have to wear train overalls and a engineer hat

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3806 on: September 22, 2010, 12:40:36 AM »
I wear a nice shirt and pants as well. What is wrong with that?
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Fresh Prince

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« Reply #3807 on: September 22, 2010, 12:57:26 AM »
Don't black people go to church it suits and hats?
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« Reply #3808 on: September 22, 2010, 01:00:41 AM »
I heard they do backflips and stuff too. Like on Blues Brothers
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Fresh Prince

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3809 on: September 22, 2010, 01:15:18 AM »
Why did himu ever leave? It sounds awesome.
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Shit you're not lying.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3810 on: September 22, 2010, 02:38:59 AM »
Maybe the dentist is a woman and it's some hot role reversal shit.

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« Reply #3811 on: September 22, 2010, 10:05:21 AM »
I'd just go to work in a t-shirt and jeans PD, but fuck if I had a nice suit and fedora I'd wear that shit all the damn time.

Wear a t-shirt and jeans to a front desk job at a professional office, and you're getting fired the next day.  Smh
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« Reply #3812 on: September 22, 2010, 10:23:19 AM »
Business casual is where it's at.  The shirt I was wearing yesterday made me look like I was Tony Soprano  8)

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« Reply #3813 on: September 22, 2010, 10:28:26 AM »
smh I can't wear jeans. I just wear a shirt and Dockers typically.

I work at an automobile dealership and I only have to wear nice jeans and a dress shirt. Though somedays I can wear whatever I want depending on what I'm doing that day. Wearing dress pants seems like a waste since I'm not sellin' cars and shit.

I worked at a car dealership in high school for one day.  and i got fired for wearing jeans on the first day.  i would have failed the drug test when the results came back anyways.

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« Reply #3814 on: September 22, 2010, 10:39:20 AM »
Took Nami in to get spayed.  She wasn't happy :(

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« Reply #3815 on: September 22, 2010, 11:10:21 AM »
Don't get used to it, good buddy.  Almost any decent job will make you wear them.  :'(  Same with nice shoes.  :'(

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« Reply #3816 on: September 22, 2010, 12:18:42 PM »
I wear sneakers, jeans and a t-shirt to my office job (and women's underwear underneath). 
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« Reply #3817 on: September 22, 2010, 12:54:35 PM »
Yeah I've been able to wear jeans to 2/3 of my office jobs (but not this one).
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« Reply #3818 on: September 22, 2010, 01:39:35 PM »
I'm making a sweet linkedlist library in C, that minimizes the amount of mallocs that it needs to do. 
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« Reply #3819 on: September 22, 2010, 03:14:08 PM »
I love finding bruises on my body some days after rough sex. 

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« Reply #3820 on: September 22, 2010, 03:17:48 PM »
I'm making a sweet linkedlist library in C, that minimizes the amount of mallocs that it needs to do. 
I love finding bruises on my body some days after rough sex. 
You're both pimps :pimp
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« Reply #3821 on: September 22, 2010, 03:29:20 PM »
I love finding bruises on my body some days after rough sex. 
i'm a sweet, gentle lover

unless you get me when i'm hungry.

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« Reply #3822 on: September 22, 2010, 03:53:41 PM »
I dunno, a bit ago I was with a girl that left scratch marks on my back. That was a little freaky when I saw them.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3823 on: September 22, 2010, 04:23:27 PM »
My guitar's bridge popped out while I was trying to adjust the trem springs in the back because this POS guitar never satisfied me in terms of playability. Somehow my guitar is near unplayable because how tight the strings feel. Bends require all my fingers' strength. This is definitely a case of something terribly wrong with the guitar cause I've played on other guitars and they were fine, smooth bending etc.

Anyway I managed to put the bridge back on the body after quite some time trying to put the springs back on their place and after that I took a look at my nut (:smug) and started to get annoyed at how uneven the holes were filed. Messed with it a little and yup, broke the nut. Didn't bother me at all, it was a shitty plastic nut anyway.

So atm, I'm wondering whether I should bother trying to get this guitar completely fixed/repaired and set up, which it most definitely needs... or just try to sell this pos and get a better guitar. I hate how unplayable this one is. Bends are so hard to pull off, literally have to bend the strings aaaalll the way up until the limit to get the required pitch... jesus christ..
What say you.. guitar players of EB?

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« Reply #3824 on: September 22, 2010, 04:24:55 PM »
Bend this, powerslut

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« Reply #3825 on: September 22, 2010, 04:36:47 PM »
I can't tell if my bruises are from a lay or from a rugby game :(

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3826 on: September 22, 2010, 04:39:01 PM »
There is no god, go tap that.
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Mupepe

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« Reply #3827 on: September 22, 2010, 04:42:29 PM »
God is still testing me Mupepe. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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hey now, there are plenty of times things worked out when someone gets fucked at work.  but a quick google shows it's usually not the case.  i still need pics.

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« Reply #3828 on: September 22, 2010, 05:50:54 PM »
*wears threadless t-shirt*
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« Reply #3829 on: September 22, 2010, 05:56:23 PM »
It's not just you.  This is that "what should I wear to a wedding?" thread all over again.  This generation has no class.

Teach me to have class, The Business.

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« Reply #3830 on: September 22, 2010, 05:57:38 PM »
Took Nami in to get spayed.  She wasn't happy :(



poor baby  :(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3831 on: September 22, 2010, 05:59:04 PM »
:bow T-shirts and jeans :bow2
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« Reply #3832 on: September 22, 2010, 05:59:09 PM »
I dunno, a bit ago I was with a girl that left scratch marks on my back. That was a little freaky when I saw them.

YEAH !

Felt good right? :D

I didn't even notice at the time, but the visual evidence was a little disturbing!
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« Reply #3833 on: September 22, 2010, 06:01:45 PM »
It's not just you.  This is that "what should I wear to a wedding?" thread all over again.  This generation has no class.
Actually it was green man so the next generation. Any way most people IRL (this is probably the important bit) dress up at work.
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« Reply #3834 on: September 22, 2010, 06:04:07 PM »
But Green Man is considered a part of our generation, that being Gen Y, even if we're 10, 15 years older than him.
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« Reply #3835 on: September 22, 2010, 06:04:19 PM »
I think i've proven I can be a good poster, can I petition to have profile viewing options back.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3836 on: September 22, 2010, 06:08:08 PM »
Gen Y is too big.
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« Reply #3837 on: September 22, 2010, 06:14:37 PM »
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« Reply #3838 on: September 22, 2010, 06:24:08 PM »
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« Reply #3839 on: September 22, 2010, 06:31:40 PM »
So atm, I'm wondering whether I should bother trying to get this guitar completely fixed/repaired and set up, which it most definitely needs... or just try to sell this pos and get a better guitar. I hate how unplayable this one is. Bends are so hard to pull off, literally have to bend the strings aaaalll the way up until the limit to get the required pitch... jesus christ..
What say you.. guitar players of EB?


Toss it! No point in playing it if you don't enjoy it. There's a good chance you still won't be satisfied with it after the repair and setup anyways.

Buy a new one, and then post pics.
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