Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[MyNameIsMethodis]

we need another musically inclined update from all the eb members

i still use that beautiful v-bass amp you gave me muckhole 

[muckhole]

Cool! You still learning? I haven't seen a musical update from you in a while. I'd gotten away from it for some time, but I've been recently picking it up again. Fingers have gotten slow though, so I definitely need to get back on the horse at regular intervals.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

ya I was banned for about a year so I couldnt update much 

[Cindi Mayweather]

It's not just you.  This is that "what should I wear to a wedding?" thread all over again.  This generation has no class.

Teach me to have class, The Business.

My idol, my honey pie, my e-crush.

I'll teach anyone willing to learn.  <3

when is my first lesson

[muckhole]

ya I was banned for about a year so I couldnt update much 

 

Well, now you can resurrect the old guitar thread.

[Fresh Prince]

I'd wear a suit and a fedora to anything formal, hell anywhere.

http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/98357295/365-sadly-some-things-we-love-will-never-come-back

[MyNameIsMethodis]

ya I was banned for about a year so I couldnt update much 

 

Well, now you can resurrect the old guitar thread.

I would but I can't search...or post new threads 

[Powerslave]

Toss it! No point in playing it if you don't enjoy it. There's a good chance you still won't be satisfied with it after the repair and setup anyways.

Really? There's some truth in there for sure. I dislike a lot of things about my guitar besides the obvious unplayability. Like how flat the fretboard is. Or the shitty frets. Besides, it's an Ibanez and I started to dislike these guitars. They're too "sterile" for my taste.
However I don't think I would get more than a 100 bucks for this, seeing how it has fallen apart now.
I've been thinking about getting a Mexican or Korean Strat lately. An American would be the ideal choice but the prize would hold me back buying one. I get the general impression that Korean and Japan made Fenders are better than the Mexican ones. Do you have any knowledge or experience on this?

[Don Flamenco]

I dunno, a bit ago I was with a girl that left scratch marks on my back. That was a little freaky when I saw them.

they bring back good memories. 

i'm in new territory with the rougher-than-usual stuff, but it is a lot more fun. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I just got my first paid writing gig. 

me>Green Shinobi

Remember when Green Shinobi bragged about his 160 IQ?

I was reading my old eugenics thread because of the girl in the outside link thread and found that GS apparently gained 20 IQ points in less than 18 months:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=24377.msg624147#msg624147

140+ IQ, above average athletically, good height and weight, no allergies, no history of major illness within my family, marginally to greatly talented in a number of areas. The only real strike against me from a genetic standpoint is that I will (without Rogaine and Propecia) probably go bald eventually, but that won't matter in future generations once follicle cloning takes off.

Post Date: August 28, 2008

[Madrun Badrun]

Took Nami in to get spayed.  She wasn't happy

poor baby 

She's super high right now and has to wear a cone

[Powerslave]

cool story

why do you still break his balls? No one even really cares, at least I'd like to think so.

[BlueTsunami]

Took Nami in to get spayed.  She wasn't happy

poor baby 

She's super high right now and has to wear a cone

You should have blasted some Space Oddity while she was tripping balls

[youtube=560,345]uhSYbRiYwTY[/youtube]

[Diunx]

Put too much oregano on my Chef Boyardee raviolis still good though.

[CajoleJuice]

I just got my first paid writing gig. 

me>Green Shinobi

Remember when Green Shinobi bragged about his 160 IQ?

I was reading my old eugenics thread because of the girl in the outside link thread and found that GS apparently gained 20 IQ points in less than 18 months:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=24377.msg624147#msg624147

140+ IQ, above average athletically, good height and weight, no allergies, no history of major illness within my family, marginally to greatly talented in a number of areas. The only real strike against me from a genetic standpoint is that I will (without Rogaine and Propecia) probably go bald eventually, but that won't matter in future generations once follicle cloning takes off.

Post Date: August 28, 2008

I'm just laughing at that description.

[Phoenix Dark]

I just got my first paid writing gig. 

me>Green Shinobi

Remember when Green Shinobi bragged about his 160 IQ?

I was reading my old eugenics thread because of the girl in the outside link thread and found that GS apparently gained 20 IQ points in less than 18 months:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=24377.msg624147#msg624147

140+ IQ, above average athletically, good height and weight, no allergies, no history of major illness within my family, marginally to greatly talented in a number of areas. The only real strike against me from a genetic standpoint is that I will (without Rogaine and Propecia) probably go bald eventually, but that won't matter in future generations once follicle cloning takes off.

Post Date: August 28, 2008

[BlueTsunami]

I don't see whats funny about that, Green Shinobi probably studied real hard the second time around!

[Barry Egan]

He needs to put that whole thing up on his plentyoffish profile. 

[Joe Molotov]

He probably goes over that list in his head every night before he goes to sleep. 140 IQ...I mean 160, above average athletically, good height and weight, no allergies, no family illnesses, greatly talented in the area of the jazz flute, yeah that's me, I'm Green Shinobi. I can do it. I can win! I'm a winner!

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i have a 165 IQ and look what it did for me

[Diunx]

I just got my first paid writing gig. 

me>Green Shinobi

Remember when Green Shinobi bragged about his 160 IQ?

I was reading my old eugenics thread because of the girl in the outside link thread and found that GS apparently gained 20 IQ points in less than 18 months:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=24377.msg624147#msg624147

140+ IQ, above average athletically, good height and weight, no allergies, no history of major illness within my family, marginally to greatly talented in a number of areas. The only real strike against me from a genetic standpoint is that I will (without Rogaine and Propecia) probably go bald eventually, but that won't matter in future generations once follicle cloning takes off.

Post Date: August 28, 2008

[Phoenix Dark]

I honestly miss him 

[Madrun Badrun]

Bbbbbut, the "+" could mean 20!

 

[etiolate]

motherfucking UC system

I couldn't get into the class I needed during opening registratio because there's way more people in the specified Major than there is in the class availability.(20 people max for class size, when I imagine major is three to five times that in the major) I had added a replacement class, but emailed the needed class' professor. She told me to show up first day and see what she could do. This is fine, as the other class I choice was at a different time.

I just go to double check my schedule and they had shifted time slots and now the two classes are at the same time. Motherfuck. Now I just shot an email off to one Prof saying I may not be there first day because I need to try for this other class. It's late notice, but god damn. I scheduled around these time slots for a purpose.

[Mr. Gundam]

I still want to know why he took a real IQ test. We don't administer them to honors students, they're for a) students with suspected learning disabilities or b) students with suspected adaptive, behavioral or emotional problems.

[Dickie Dee]

I still want to know why he took a real IQ test. We don't administer them to honors students, they're for a) students with suspected learning disabilities or b) students with suspected adaptive, behavioral or emotional problems.

ding ding ding

[Dickie Dee]

wtf, Guillermo del Toro is Mexican?? I swear I though all this time he was from Spain

[TakingBackSunday]

oh shut up

[CajoleJuice]

just go drink, BN

[MyNameIsMethodis]

dont be mean cajole, alcohol friend zoned him

[Brehvolution]

So far, my 2 favorite questions have been:

Where is the START button on my desktop?

Where is my ftp folder?

Does anyone have people at work who consistently ask you to 'show them how to do something' when in reality they just can't be bothered to learn to do it themselves?

Feel free to share!

[Mupepe]

okay okay, so i create objects and contracts within SAP.

my job is to get the signed lease agreements and all the information so i can do the tax crap, conditions and renewal options and everything and then make sure it gets charged to the right department/cost center and paid to the right vendor.  most people get all this information to me at once.  there's a guy at work who just refuses to do anything.  i can't provide/create this information and i don't know it!  so when i ask him for something, he'll send an email to someone else and literally ask "can you do this for me?"  THEY SIT RIGHT NEXT TO ME THEY DON'T KNOW EITHER YOU'RE IN BRAZIL AT THE SITE YOU SHOULD KNOW FUCK.  and the worst part is, i do these daily.  he does them weekly.  we've been doing this system for over a year YOU SHOULD KNOW WE FLEW TO BRAZIL TO FUCKING TEACH YOU.  all the costs get recorded during month end close.  at the end of every month he'll send me an email saying basically this, and in these words (except broken english): it's getting close to payment time, don't you think we should move this along? and i have to reply YES I WILL IF YOU GET ME THE INFORMATION I REQUESTED 3 WEEKS AGO! 

after month end close, he'll forget about it and ignore my requests for information until the end of the next month.  i've been working on two particular contracts SINCE FEBRUARY.  his life would be so much easier, and he wouldn't have to bug f&a for manual payments if he'd just do 10 minutes of work!

here is literally what he sent me the other day after ignoring my request for information...

Edward, good morning.

Please I need to wait for this process because I received information that this lease will be finalized in December this year. So it would be interesting to start this process and then immediately close it. What do you think ?

Regards,

I replied with...

XXXXX,

I can’t continue with this case until you or XXXX provide me with the RES Cost Center for the site.  I can’t speed up the process or provide this information so I’m just waiting on you.  As soon as I receive it I’ll continue.  Thanks.

ARGH!  i feel better

[Philip Cardgage]

Some Indian dipshit decided it was a good time to de-authorize my DHCP server this morning.

YAY GO INDIA!

[Cindi Mayweather]

Most inspiring 8 minutes on youtube.

[youtube=560,345]J7mZm_23CI8[/youtube]
 
Rocky 2 > Rocky 1

[MMaRsu]

I got banned from gaf again for apparently thread bitching.

They are the ones who are fucking bitching. If a shit thread is created I should be able to say it's fucking shit.

[muckhole]

Some cocksucker dumped three bags of trash on our property across the road where I keep our firewood. They actually hit or pushed the locked gate (with the big "Private Property/No dumping sign on it) with their vehicle to break the lock and force their way in. For three bags of garbage, which comes out to about $4.50 to drop at the local dump which is less than 2 minutes up the road.

If I have time tomorrow, I'm going to grab some rubber gloves and go through all 3 bags to see if I can find anything with a name or address on it in them. Nervy fuckers.

[Diunx]

Motherfucking tiny pics.

[Diunx]

I got banned from gaf again for apparently thread bitching.

They are the ones who are fucking bitching. If a shit thread is created I should be able to say it's fucking shit.

[Robo]

I got banned from gaf again for apparently thread bitching.

They are the ones who are fucking bitching. If a thread is created I should be able to say it's fucking .

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[Powerslave]

Some cocksucker dumped three bags of trash on our property across the road where I keep our firewood. They actually hit or pushed the locked gate (with the big "Private Property/No dumping sign on it) with their vehicle to break the lock and force their way in. For three bags of garbage, which comes out to about $4.50 to drop at the local dump which is less than 2 minutes up the road.

you guys pay to dump each bag apart?

[The Fake Shemp]

Made out with a chick, after almost two weeks of crazy sexual tension. It was a terrible mistake. Now I got to figure out a way to bail out without seeming like a total jerk.

[Cindi Mayweather]

impossible

[muckhole]

Some cocksucker dumped three bags of trash on our property across the road where I keep our firewood. They actually hit or pushed the locked gate (with the big "Private Property/No dumping sign on it) with their vehicle to break the lock and force their way in. For three bags of garbage, which comes out to about $4.50 to drop at the local dump which is less than 2 minutes up the road.

you guys pay to dump each bag apart?

Yeah, we're really rural (also a business) so we don't get pickup, so you can pay by the bag or by weight, if you have a trailer load. In town you're allowed 2 bags a week without paying.

[lennedsay]

Made out with a chick, after almost two weeks of crazy sexual tension. It was a terrible mistake. Now I got to figure out a way to bail out without seeming like a total jerk.

Were you drunk? Just act like you don't remember.

You'll still seem like a total jerk, but at least you'll act like you won't remember being a jerk.

[BlueTsunami]

Welp, its finally happened, my ability to shoot photos has led to a girl I know wanting me to take some head shots and other "risqué" shots for SuicideGirls for her. This shit came out of nowhere too, I just shoot buildings and plants and shit!

[demi]

You gonna see your first vagina?

[BlueTsunami]

 

I'ma see my first vagina and then take a picture of it! Which will eventually lead to squirt vids.

[etiolate]

Are the pictures for the SG website or just for your own portfolio?

[Phoenix Dark]

hmmmmmm

[lennedsay]

I think I know what that whole "Will you take my pics for SG?!  " means. Trust me, just show up to the photoshoot without any pants on.

[demi]

dont do that. unless blue's packing a decent meathog, he will not do well in the chilly fall weather, while being a portly puerto rican.

[Phoenix Dark]

checked out sg for the first time in years. eh, not my thing 

[Madrun Badrun]

Spent 12 hours on a compsci assignment today.  Going to fail a linguistics test tomorrow.

[BlueTsunami]

Are the pictures for the SG website or just for your own portfolio?

Its more for her and a portfolio she's trying to build for herself (as a model), I'm just helping but she said she doesn't mind if I use the photos in my own body of work if I ever wanted to present it. But even then I'm not as much a photographer of human subjects, more still life and abstract if anything. Which is why this is out of left field for me.

dont do that. unless blue's packing a decent meathog, he will not do well in the chilly fall weather, while being a portly puerto rican.

I'ma have to tug it out a bit moments before, for sure 

[Reb]

dont do that. unless blue's packing a decent meathog, he will not do well in the chilly fall weather, while being a portly puerto rican.

hehe portly rican

[Diunx]

Who the fuck is corporal? and why is his name in gray?

[Philip Cardgage]

So at what point did tattoos go from being a way to express yourself as an individual to a cosmetic addon?

xx getting my first tattoo soon!! soo stoked!!
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yy what are you getting ?
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xx scripture all down my spine. gonna feel good!! lol
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yy wow nice whats it gonig to say ? and ouch lol
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xx its a secret
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yy lol ok . i cant wait to see it
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xx meee toooo xo
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[etiolate]

So at what point did tattoos go from being a way to express yourself as an individual to a cosmetic addon?

xx getting my first tattoo soon!! soo stoked!!
about an hour ago · Comment · Like

yy what are you getting ?
about an hour ago · Like

xx scripture all down my spine. gonna feel good!! lol
about an hour ago · Like

yy wow nice whats it gonig to say ? and ouch lol
about an hour ago · Like

xx its a secret
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yy lol ok . i cant wait to see it
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xx meee toooo xo
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http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=11988.msg286163;topicseen#msg286163

[chronovore]

I'd wear a suit and a fedora to anything formal, hell anywhere.

http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/98357295/365-sadly-some-things-we-love-will-never-come-back

That site is pretty great.

[chronovore]

I still want to know why he took a real IQ test. We don't administer them to honors students, they're for a) students with suspected learning disabilities or b) students with suspected adaptive, behavioral or emotional problems.

ding ding ding

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Found this while looking for the pic, it made me laff:

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