Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[chronovore]

Some cocksucker dumped three bags of trash on our property across the road where I keep our firewood. They actually hit or pushed the locked gate (with the big "Private Property/No dumping sign on it) with their vehicle to break the lock and force their way in. For three bags of garbage, which comes out to about $4.50 to drop at the local dump which is less than 2 minutes up the road.

If I have time tomorrow, I'm going to grab some rubber gloves and go through all 3 bags to see if I can find anything with a name or address on it in them. Nervy fuckers.

Go get 'em, Mucky. That shit will not stand.

[muckhole]

For all my raging, it's been too busy here to go and start picking through it. Haven't even had time to repair the fence yet. Today *should* hopefully be a little quieter today, now that everyone is checked in.

I can't believe I'm trying to clear time in my schedule to pick through garbage.

[brob]

Went to a party last night over at friends house (who studies fine art), spent the night discussing typography with two ladies named Gazelle and Ferrari.

[Mupepe]

how big was their cock?

[lennedsay]

My BFF says, "Puerto wankin' "

BT - BFF said if the girl's submitting to SG, you lose rights to your photos entirely. So if you actually care about that, make sure you read the SG contract over, because they fuck over the photographer completely. BFF said she heard this from a lesbian photographer we know. I might inquire more...

[Madrun Badrun]

Stupid psyc quiz is stupid.  Stupid and pooly worded.  Fuck you ass-quiz.

[Boogie]

I can't believe I'm trying to clear time in my schedule to pick through garbage.

Seriously.   I've picked through garbage before, but at least I was getting paid to do so.

[Diunx]

Painted my room today

[MyNameIsMethodis]

who ever sent me this email titled Evilbore

Tell the admins that my ban should be lifted.

please resend me another email with who you are so I know how important i should champion ur cause

[Diunx]

It's probably

[demi]

To the sender of that email. I will unban you for $20

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i dont even know how they got my email

[Diunx]

Is in your profile.

[etiolate]

[MyNameIsMethodis]

grate i cant even edit my profile this is racism towards blacks

[Madrun Badrun]

[Joe Molotov]

lol

[drew]

i have a stack of $900 in my pocket right now, naysayers can go suck a crows dick

KAW

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broke a glass carrying a tray in the dining room today though, hopefully they dont take it out of my paycheck

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[Fresh Prince]

grate i cant even edit my profile this is racism towards blacks

[Boogie]

i have a stack of $900 in my pocket right now, naysayers can go suck a crows dick

KAW

Who gives a shit how much you have in your pocket?

How much do you have sitting in your bank account?

[BlueTsunami]

i have a stack of $900 in my pocket right now, naysayers can go suck a crows dick

KAW

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broke a glass carrying a tray in the dining room today though, hopefully they dont take it out of my paycheck

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Multiple $100 EBT cards don't count, playa'

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

i have a stack of $900 in my pocket right now, naysayers can go suck a crows dick

KAW

Who gives a shit how much you have in your pocket?

How much do you have sitting in your bank account?

 

Multiple $100 EBT cards don't count, playa'

 

Poor drewsy 

[muckhole]

I can't believe I'm trying to clear time in my schedule to pick through garbage.

Seriously.   I've picked through garbage before, but at least I was getting paid to do so.

I get a salary, so I suppose I'm technically being compensated. Doing it didn't even come close to being the grossest part of my job, unfortunately.

Anyways, I checked. Not a damn thing. It looked like the cast-offs from some farmer's market. Mostly leftover vegetable matter.

PM me your address please Boogie. I have some corn-husks to send you that I need dusted for prints down at the crime lab so that I may continue my quest for sweet garbage-y revenge.

[Cindi Mayweather]

I'm fucking tired of this shit. Order eggs, over hard well done so that the yolk is solid, get my eggs, have to send them back because they're undercooked and still have liquid yucky yolk.

Mother fuckers, learn to cook eggs!

I don't see how people can eat normal sunny side up eggs anyways. Liquid egg yolk tastes disgusting, gets all over the plate and ruins the meal.

SOLID.

FUCKING.

YOLK.



Goddamit.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

im sure there wasnt any racial epitaphs thought when you sent them back

[BlueTsunami]

My BFF says, "Puerto wankin' "

BT - BFF said if the girl's submitting to SG, you lose rights to your photos entirely. So if you actually care about that, make sure you read the SG contract over, because they fuck over the photographer completely. BFF said she heard this from a lesbian photographer we know. I might inquire more...

Awww sheeit, thats good to know. SMH, I just glossed over some of the stuff and it seems like they want the photo content from female models but even then the rights and lack of payment is all in SG's favor. They be exploiting women of the internets.

[Robo]

I'm fucking tired of this shit. Order eggs, over easy well done so that the yolk is solid, get my eggs, have to send them back because they're undercooked and still have liquid yucky yolk.

"Over easy" means the yolk is supposed to be runny, dummy.  What you want is "over hard" or just well done -- stop asking for over easy.

[BlueTsunami]

[Cindi Mayweather]

I'm fucking tired of this shit. Order eggs, over easy well done so that the yolk is solid, get my eggs, have to send them back because they're undercooked and still have liquid yucky yolk.

"Over easy" means the yolk is supposed to be runny, dummy.  What you want is "over hard" or just well done -- stop asking for over easy.

Oops. I meant over hard in my post 

Sometimes I tell them well done and they still make it runny

[Phoenix Dark]

I can just imagine the waitress telling Himu that, then he wipes the whiteface off himself and says "fuck dat, I tried" and runs out

[lennedsay]

My BFF says, "Puerto wankin' "

BT - BFF said if the girl's submitting to SG, you lose rights to your photos entirely. So if you actually care about that, make sure you read the SG contract over, because they fuck over the photographer completely. BFF said she heard this from a lesbian photographer we know. I might inquire more...

Awww sheeit, thats good to know. SMH, I just glossed over some of the stuff and it seems like they want the photo content from female models but even then the rights and lack of payment is all in SG's favor. They be exploiting women of the internets.

Yea, basically you have to chop off your testicles and her titties and hand them right on over.  Our photographer friend ended up not doing the job because of the shit contract.


And who the fuck likes hard yolks?    Dip your toast in those runny yolks and stop your bitching. yummmmm

[Bacchus7]

Yeah, seriously. Dippin' thangs in egg yolk is what it's all about.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

you guys are disgusting what is with white people and runny yolks

[Phoenix Dark]

you guys are disgusting what is with white people and runny yolks

and un-cooked meats. disgusting

*daps my fellow african american*

[Cindi Mayweather]

runny yolk

[Phoenix Dark]

white folk 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Did you ask them if they understand the art?

[Cindi Mayweather]

i bet you they couldn't understand the art

[Phoenix Dark]

black folk 

[Cindi Mayweather]

how do i convince my gf that alcohol is not the devil and that drinking 7 yoohoo's in a day is just as unhealthy as drinking a few beers

[Phoenix Dark]

how do i convince my gf that alcohol is not the devil and that drinking 7 yoohoo's in a day is just as unhealthy as drinking a few beers

latina folk 

[Cindi Mayweather]

you mother fuckers

[Fresh Prince]

i bet you they couldn't understand the art

string understands art :monocole

[Cindi Mayweather]

what is art

[Barry Egan]

I haven't actually seen a yoohoo in years and had assumed they had stopped making them.  Do they only supply them in bodegas now? 

[Cindi Mayweather]

No they totally still make them.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

yoohoos are amazing. black jesus in a glass bottle.

[BlueTsunami]

I once bought a Malta at a small Haitin store and it smelled and tasted of raw fish

Latino / Black folk

[Diunx]

Was it an Haitian malta?

[BlueTsunami]

Was it an Haitian malta?

Just a regular one. The place stank of fish though and the Malta was infused with that smell. So gross.

[Madrun Badrun]

AI assignment is cool.  It's basically program an AI for a minature version of checkers. 

[fistfulofmetal]

how do i convince my gf that alcohol is not the devil and that drinking 7 yoohoo's in a day is just as unhealthy as drinking a few beers

why don't you stop trying to force an alcoholic lifestyle on someone who would rather keep a hold of their higher brain functions?

[CajoleJuice]

how do i convince my gf that alcohol is not the devil and that drinking 7 yoohoo's in a day is just as unhealthy as drinking a few beers

why don't you stop trying to force an alcoholic lifestyle on someone who would rather keep a hold of their higher brain functions?

i didn't know accumulating thousands of celebrity pics constituted higher brain function

[MyNameIsMethodis]

can someone change my avatar to snoop from the wire, i want to fit in

[Diunx]

how do i convince my gf that alcohol is not the devil and that drinking 7 yoohoo's in a day is just as unhealthy as drinking a few beers

why don't you stop trying to force an alcoholic lifestyle on someone who would rather keep a hold of their higher brain functions?

Feels good man.

[Fresh Prince]

people who absain from drinking, sex etc they seem to have serious mental issues. i'll self medicate thanks

[Diunx]

Why would anyone become straight edge besides a cry for attention? it just makes no sense.

[Fresh Prince]

it was a punk who was tring to be ironic that started that shit.

[fistfulofmetal]

Why would anyone become straight edge besides a cry for attention? it just makes no sense.

because they would rather not ruin their body with drugs and alcohol?

[Cindi Mayweather]

Ruin?