Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2044375 times)

Robo · « **Reply #4260 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:53:23 PM »

It's for my shitty hipster dickhead Halloween costume. I got this horrible deep V-neck t-shirt from American Apparel and I want a trashy sailor tat to go with it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4261 on:** October 18, 2010, 04:46:15 PM »

w00t 98.5 on an AI assignment that I thought was broken!

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #4262 on:** October 18, 2010, 05:58:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2010, 12:50:11 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 17, 2010, 10:14:02 PM
she needs a Tyler Perry

She loves Perry movies, like most black chicks I run into $:-\$

I rarely say anything when she's talking about black people, don't want to start shit. But it's definitely getting on my last nerves. That same week a black patient called in pain and she set up a root canal appointment for him. The guy, who's pretty young, came in and was clearly in pain but also seemed like a complete dumbass. After his appointment he kept asking if he could eat since he hadn't eaten all day, and the assistant was like "uh no." So he left and called back a few hours later wondering if he could eat something, and was told to stick to soft shit.

My co-worker talks to the assistant and comes back to the front and whispers "that fool wanted to eat a hamburger after getting a root canal. These ghetto people, help me lord." Now sure this guy is a class A dumbass, but there's a pattern of her laughing at black patients (to me usually in whispers) when we have so many equally dumb white patients who never cause her to complain/mock.

poor sister

etiolate · « **Reply #4263 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:09:47 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 18, 2010, 05:58:11 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 17, 2010, 10:14:02 PM
she needs a Tyler Perry

She loves Perry movies, like most black chicks I run into $:-\$

I rarely say anything when she's talking about black people, don't want to start shit. But it's definitely getting on my last nerves. That same week a black patient called in pain and she set up a root canal appointment for him. The guy, who's pretty young, came in and was clearly in pain but also seemed like a complete dumbass. After his appointment he kept asking if he could eat since he hadn't eaten all day, and the assistant was like "uh no." So he left and called back a few hours later wondering if he could eat something, and was told to stick to soft shit.

My co-worker talks to the assistant and comes back to the front and whispers "that fool wanted to eat a hamburger after getting a root canal. These ghetto people, help me lord." Now sure this guy is a class A dumbass, but there's a pattern of her laughing at black patients (to me usually in whispers) when we have so many equally dumb white patients who never cause her to complain/mock.

poor sister

etiolate · « **Reply #4264 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:18:06 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 18, 2010, 07:07:57 PM

Himu slip her that BBC, give her some ghetto lovin

yeaaah i think i am responding to everything with dvd covers from blackchristianmovies from here on out

Powerslave · « **Reply #4265 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:53:25 PM »

don't touch if you ain't prayed

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4266 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:58:04 PM »

not even side hugging is allowed?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4267 on:** October 18, 2010, 09:04:02 PM »

Her faith told her to wait
But her heart said something else
her mouth was already gagging on that shit

Powerslave · « **Reply #4268 on:** October 18, 2010, 09:04:06 PM »

Truewh niggaz aint never done praying'

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4269 on:** October 18, 2010, 09:27:19 PM »

I love how the couples embrace on the cover of "Don't Touch if you ain't Prayed" looks wooden, almost like two mannequin holding each other. But thats totally the Christian way.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4270 on:** October 18, 2010, 09:32:44 PM »

I bet there are lots of side hugs in the film.

etiolate · « **Reply #4271 on:** October 18, 2010, 09:51:37 PM »

Apparently the sequel is a Gothic Horror

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4272 on:** October 18, 2010, 10:16:40 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 18, 2010, 09:51:37 PM

Apparently the sequel is a Gothic Horror

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi782434585/

Himu needs to go into the Black Christian movie business

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4273 on:** October 18, 2010, 11:25:58 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 18, 2010, 09:51:37 PM

Apparently the sequel is a Gothic Horror

(Image removed from quote.)

The girl to the right and bottom looks so sassy. Pray for her arrogant soul, middle aged black woman.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4274 on:** October 18, 2010, 11:33:35 PM »

She has BGA* written all over her face.

*Black Girl Attitude

Bildi · « **Reply #4275 on:** October 18, 2010, 11:40:46 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2010, 11:25:58 PM

The girl to the right and bottom looks so sassy. Pray for her arrogant soul, middle aged black woman.

I bet she can move her head from side to side like nobody's business.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4276 on:** October 18, 2010, 11:43:50 PM »

Bildi · « **Reply #4277 on:** October 18, 2010, 11:47:13 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2010, 11:43:50 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Holy shit, they made a gif of her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4278 on:** October 18, 2010, 11:54:55 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 18, 2010, 10:16:40 PM

Quote from: etiolate on October 18, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Apparently the sequel is a Gothic Horror

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi782434585/

Himu needs to go into the Black Christian movie business

damn I'd smash that so hard

chronovore · « **Reply #4279 on:** October 18, 2010, 11:58:51 PM »

DON'T SMASH IF YOU AIN'T PRAYED

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #4280 on:** October 19, 2010, 12:01:29 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 18, 2010, 09:51:37 PM

Apparently the sequel is a Gothic Horror

(Image removed from quote.)

is that Kel from Kenan & Kel?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4281 on:** October 19, 2010, 12:04:33 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 18, 2010, 11:58:51 PM

DON'T SMASH IF YOU AIN'T PRAYED

HOLY WARRIORS ULTIMATE BATTLE: DON'T SMASH IF YOU AIN'T PRAYED

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4282 on:** October 19, 2010, 03:03:02 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2010, 11:54:55 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 18, 2010, 10:16:40 PM
Quote from: etiolate on October 18, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Apparently the sequel is a Gothic Horror

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi782434585/

Himu needs to go into the Black Christian movie business

damn I'd smash that so hard

"Who you be talkin' too? You best not be directin' that at me. And if you're talking about my sister, well she already got a man. His name be the Lord Jesus Christ may he protect us all, distinguished black fellow. Betta' recognize."
/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4283 on:** October 19, 2010, 03:12:47 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4284 on:** October 19, 2010, 09:16:17 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2010, 03:03:02 AM

"Who you be talkin' too? You best not be directin' that at me. And if you're talking about my sister, well she already got a man. His name be the Lord Jesus Christ may he protect us all, distinguished black fellow. Betta' recognize."
/
(Image removed from quote.)

this needs to be an emote option!

demi · « **Reply #4285 on:** October 19, 2010, 01:01:06 PM »

I agree. What should it be called.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4286 on:** October 19, 2010, 01:02:28 PM »

:beezy

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4287 on:** October 19, 2010, 01:47:37 PM »

~~:nuhu~~

woops taken I guess.

:snap

Powerslave · « **Reply #4288 on:** October 19, 2010, 02:04:04 PM »

how about just :sassy

Diunx · « **Reply #4289 on:** October 19, 2010, 02:20:57 PM »

:typicalblackfemale

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4290 on:** October 19, 2010, 02:54:01 PM »

i got a new machine at work today. it's got the newest image running office 2010 on it! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and the person who uses my desk at night is moving to a new pc so this pc is legit mine! yay!!

etiolate · « **Reply #4291 on:** October 19, 2010, 03:30:28 PM »

:theosnapture

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #4292 on:** October 19, 2010, 03:30:49 PM »

Fucking hell, my left nut hurts. It's not a sharp pain but a random gradual pain. Don't know wtf it is but I'm getting an appointment about this.

etiolate · « **Reply #4293 on:** October 19, 2010, 03:41:14 PM »

pd you need to find pastor jones

http://blackchristianmovies.com/movie.php?id=20

and ask for some tips

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4294 on:** October 19, 2010, 03:49:47 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 19, 2010, 02:04:04 PM

how about just :sassy

yes this

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #4295 on:** October 19, 2010, 04:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 19, 2010, 03:30:49 PM

Fucking hell, my left nut hurts. It's not a sharp pain but a random gradual pain. Don't know wtf it is but I'm getting an appointment about this.

You wear tight pants in the workplace or otherwise? I had a random gradual pain in my left nut for pretty much the whole summer, and after my job finished and I stopped wearing dress pants for twelve hours a day, dude got better.

cool breeze · « **Reply #4296 on:** October 19, 2010, 07:30:24 PM »

Does anyone know how to make Microsoft Word not be so damn automatic?

All I want is something like this:

1. blah blah blah bullshit blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah

but if I hit tab or move indent it, it moves the 1 also.

nvm figured it out. this stuff has gotten more confusing. I want those arrows on the top of the window back.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4297 on:** October 20, 2010, 11:46:37 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 19, 2010, 03:41:14 PM

pd you need to find pastor jones

http://blackchristianmovies.com/movie.php?id=20

and ask for some tips

If there's a church stereotype that's 100% correct, it's the "pastor's kids are fucking crazy" one

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #4298 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:48:59 PM »

being sick SUCKS

Robo · « **Reply #4299 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:51:03 PM »

Don't touch if you ain't sanitized.

Diunx · « **Reply #4300 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:58:33 PM »

Had a pretty crazy dream last night, it started with me playing a version of Resident Evil Code Veronica with RE4 style gameplay and with Leon as the main character, the game also started in an American neighborhood or some shit, then all the sudden there is a zombie apocalypse in real life and I'm in a house with a all my family and I don't see my mum so I ask where she at and someone tells me that she went shopping and I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! and went out to look for her I find her on the beach and the zombies start chasing us and out of nowhere my cousins/brother arrive in a pick up truck and me and my mum get in the back, we drive to a building and then the zombies are gone but now there is a giant blue monster with tentacles and he hit the building and everything is falling and shit but we get in the truck and drive out of the building just before in came down like in the movies when someone is driving out of an explosion, I woke up at that point.

It was some fucked up shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4301 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:26:27 PM »

if i was a zombie and your mom was there, i'd start eating by eating her ass.

Diunx · « **Reply #4302 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:30:19 PM »

I don't blame you my mother is pretty hot.

Lebanese women

Mupepe · « **Reply #4303 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:38:54 PM »

pics plz

Diunx · « **Reply #4304 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:14:06 PM »

Apparently my dream was a prophetic one since The Waling Dead pilot leaked.

Me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4305 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:29:52 PM »

Sitting next to a kinda hot chick in the library. She's on the phone saying her computer at home isn't connecting to the internet anymore, the wireless is fucked up blah blah blah. And I'm thinking "wow, I could fix that. Ask if what's wrong and say you know how to fix computers"

But I'm just gonna sit here and post on EB instead

Mupepe · « **Reply #4306 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:31:35 PM »

DUDE DO IT. Just don't be overly assertive about going OVER to fix it. Just ask her some questions about what it's doing and give some suggestions and then write down your phone number and tell her to call you if it doesn't work or she has any questions. Even if it works and she has no reason to call you, if she likes you even a little she'll call just to thank you for telling her how to fix it. DO IT!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4307 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:33:00 PM »

Fuck it I'm doing it

brb

Raban · « **Reply #4308 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:33:18 PM »

OH SHIT

Mupepe · « **Reply #4309 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:34:21 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #4310 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:37:49 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #4311 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:40:23 PM »

uh, hi... i was listening to you talk on the phone and... uhm urm uhm i can... maybe.... fix that if, you know, you want it fixed or whatever..... i mean, i know you want it fixed because .... i heard you on the phone, but uhm, i mean if you want me to fix it, you know, i will do it. *stares into the distance*

Raban · « **Reply #4312 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Robo on October 20, 2010, 03:40:23 PM

uh, hi... i was listening to you talk on the phone and... uhm urm uhm i can... maybe.... fix that if, you know, you want it fixed or whatever..... i mean, i know you want it fixed because .... i heard you on the phone, but uhm, i mean if you want me to fix it, you know, i will do it. *stares into the distance*

I didn't know Robo was getting live coverage

Mupepe · « **Reply #4313 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:42:04 PM »

It could go that way, but i've got more faith in PD. I tend to start conversations with random people about things I know. Like when I see people getting confused about shit at Fry's or Best Buy I'll explain it to them or offer my opinion and it never turns awkward. My friends say I'm a natural flirt with though

Raban · « **Reply #4314 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:44:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 20, 2010, 03:42:04 PM

It could go that way, but i've got more faith in PD. I tend to start conversations with random people about things I know. Like when I see people getting confused about shit at Fry's or Best Buy I'll explain it to them or offer my opinion and it never turns awkward. My friends say I'm a natural flirt with though

I do the same thing. Half the time I'm not even aware what I'm doing. My friend was giving me a ride and I was having a conversation with a girl in another car at a stoplight and after we drove away my friend said "You know that girl was flirting with you?" and I was like "Wat."

etiolate · « **Reply #4315 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:45:31 PM »

Offer her a verbal tip "You know I had that problem and I did this"

Then see if she asks if you could help her do it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4316 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:46:52 PM »

me: hi, I happened to overhear your conversation about your computer...and I'm just wondering what the wireless problem is? I work on computers all the time

her: oh, yea.. sorry, my boyfriend said he gonna look at it

me: oh well, yeah. I hope he fixes it

her: me too

Powerslave · « **Reply #4317 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:49:47 PM »

Don't worry about it PD, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Too bad we don't have any equipment to fish with

[close]

Mupepe · « **Reply #4318 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:50:29 PM »

Trying is the most important step. The important thing to remember is that in dating you'll fail more often than not and that's true for 99% of people. So go get 'em, Tiger.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #4319 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:52:57 PM »

just ask any random girl out. you're good looking. with some confidence you should get a number. you ride the bus, right? get yourself a couple of bucks and ride a few bus rides. ask all the girls out you think are cute.

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