Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i had a terrible dream last night


I had a dream I was made a icon on this forum. i got to see the secret forums and be in the cool club and  everyone was like "what the fuck why him" and PD started getting really visibly upset (like his avatar was shedding tears) that he was passed over for the worst poster ever and drewsy was there and being all happy and everyone was happy except pd at me being a icon



i hate dreams 

[Cindi Mayweather]

I fucking hate dusting

[demi]

You are dusty, nicca

[etiolate]

Apparently the Starbucks now locks its bathroom doors with a key because of tweakers taking shit in the bathroom. I blame Optimus' pals.

[Great Rumbler]

I watched the last couple of minutes of an episode of American Dad while flipping through the channels. People actually watch this on a regular basis?

[drew]

im high right now on narcos for what will be the last legal time until around next summer, when i can call in another bottle, that means ive gone through over 100 tramadols in the space of a month, originally i thought i could make it last until december, but i went crazy and took 30 in a night a few times, OH WELL, at least i have something to look forward to once the long hard winter is over, next summer is gonna be a good one

[Phoenix Dark]

So I just heard that my dad is broke  This is the worst I felt since I found out both my dad and mom cheat on each other and they're both ok with it.

sorry to hear that bro. was it just more expenses than money coming in? big house, driver, etc?

[Fresh Prince]

So I just heard that my dad is broke  This is the worst I felt since I found out both my dad and mom cheat on each other and they're both ok with it.

Poor wrath. Does he work? Do you have to start working now?

[Fresh Prince]

 

[drew]

i slept through like half of my high, i took my last dose, laid down and the next thing i know its 10 am, FML.

[Madrun Badrun]

I just wrote an instant messaging program that works over a linux network.  I feel like a programing master!

[Beezy]

Damn Wrath. The whole helping out worthless family who talks shit behind their back shit pisses me off because my mother does the same thing with certain family members back in Jamaica.

[Mupepe]

i've got family members who are offended when they complain to me they can't pay their bills but i see them throwing their money away on worthless shit and I call them on it.  i've already told them, don't tell me this shit if you're going to spend your money on shit.  I'm not sympathetic.  They say I'm rude but whatevs. 

[Diunx]

The Code of Hammurabi is awesome.

If anyone brings an accusation against a man, and the accused goes to the river and leaps into the river, if he sinks in the river his accuser shall take possession of his house. But if the river proves that the accused is not guilty, and he escapes unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall be put to death, while he who leaped into the river shall take possession of the house that had belonged to his accuser.

If a builder builds a house for someone, and does not construct it properly, and the house which he built falls in and kills its owner, then the builder shall be put to death.

If it kill the son of the owner the son of that builder shall be put to death.

 

If a physician make a large incision with the operating knife, and kill him, or open a tumor with the operating knife, and cut out the eye, his hands shall be cut off

 

If a man strike a free-born woman so that she lose her unborn child, he shall pay ten shekels for her loss.

If the woman die, his daughter shall be put to death.

 

If a man give his child to a nurse and the child die in her hands, but the nurse unbeknown to the father and mother nurse another child, then they shall convict her of having nursed another child without the knowledge of the father and mother and her breasts shall be cut off.

   

If the son of a paramour or a prostitute desire his father's house, and desert his adoptive father and adoptive mother, and goes to his father's house, then shall his eye be put out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_Hammurabi
http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/MESO/CODE.HTM

[Robo]

Things to do to survive in Babylonia:

Never build anyone anything, especially not a house, ever.
Never become a doctor or offer to help anyone, ever.
Never accuse anyone of anything.
Don't be a woman.
Learn to swim.

[chronovore]

Things to do to survive in Babylonia:

Never build anyone anything, especially not a house, ever.
Never become a doctor or offer to help anyone, ever.
Never accuse anyone of anything.
Don't be a woman.
Learn to swim.

Ah, the Code of Hammu-robo...

[Fresh Prince]

Could be the code of Himu-rabi as well

[Madrun Badrun]

Giant operating systems assignment done!  Feels good man.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So I just heard that my dad is broke  This is the worst I felt since I found out both my dad and mom cheat on each other and they're both ok with it.

Doesn't your dad make a huge amount of money (hundreds of thousands of dollars a year)?

[Boogie]

He's broke, but he's not broke broke.

[Boogie]

Does he help out his brother by buying him drugs?

[Diunx]

Back off Boogie! he is out of your jurisdiction.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Joe Molotov]

THERE IS ONLY ONE LAW...BOOGIE'S LAW!

[Boogie]

Does he help out his brother by buying him drugs?

No, he keeps getting him jobs everywhere with his money and whenever he loans him money to get back on his back he gets drugs. My dad bought a whole fucking farm and gave my uncle free reign over it so that they can both get money from it, guess what happened?

Your uncle turned the farm into Saudi Arabia's largest grow op?

[Fresh Prince]

Boogie as the Canadian Batman, eh?

[Diunx]

STOP TALKING WRATH IF THAT FARM IS IN YOUR FATHER'S NAME HE WILL ALSO GO TO JAIL!!!!!

[Boogie]

Boogie as the Canadian Batman, eh?

All I need is prep time, eh?

[Fresh Prince]

A Bathorse would be pretty awesome. It would have huge mechnical wings to fly around and could launch rockets.

[Powerslave]

Back off Boogie! he is out of your jurisdiction.

Boogie as the Canadian Batman, eh?

Boogieman?..

[drew]

finally found a knife buddy irl, hes another dishwasher making his way through criminal justice classes, next year hes going down to kentucky to be a cop, we shot the shit about everything dangerous for 30 minutes, now i dont feel weird anymore, all of you can eat a dick sandwich

[Diunx]

[demi]

Got a new job, have to drop some pee tomorrow. Win

[Diunx]

You want some clean pee?

[drew]

want some dirty pee?

[demi]

That's ok. As a respectable good looking while male in a clean office environment, I have no problems with my urine.

[drew]

i would light up almost every category - benzos, alcohol, amphetamines, kane, narcos

[Fresh Prince]

That's ok. As a respectable good looking while male in a clean office environment, I have no problems with my urine.

whale?

[demi]

Delicious whales

[Powerslave]

"grow hash"

picardfacepalm

[drew]

ahahahahahahhaaa

[drew]

if i was in a field in the middle east i sure as hell wouldnt be looking for no weed, opium pods baby, make some tea from that bitch, shit yeah, son

[etiolate]

finally found a knife buddy irl, hes another dishwasher making his way through criminal justice classes, next year hes going down to kentucky to be a cop, we shot the shit about everything dangerous for 30 minutes, now i dont feel weird anymore, all of you can eat a dick sandwich

[Madrun Badrun]

[demi]

Shit yeah. I get insurance after 90 days. Obamacare in action

[Madrun Badrun]

Operating Systems midterm was brutal beyond belief.

[drew]

yesterday i was suppossed to wash lunch but i thought i was doing dinner, showed up at 5:30 and let the guy that was suppossed to work that night go and stayed to try to make up for it, got a phone call this morning from the chef who was po'd, i guess hes going to write me up when i go in to bus on tuesday, it was an honest mistake because the old schedule was still up and the manager even made the same mistake i am

tl;dr todays my day off and ima drink and pop xanax to try and forget about this bullshit, never take a job at a restaurant, kids

[Mupepe]

I think the only person here that doesn't already know that is maybe Green Man.  Everyone else has a real job or is just unemployed I think

Tell the Chef he's a homo

[drew]

yeah, hes not all that bright, kind of reminds me of eyeore with the way he talks

and by real job you mean a soul sucking desk job, right? i could turn to that whenever i want, i have a million dollar client book at morgan stanley with my name on it, i could follow in my fathers footsteps tomorrow if i wanted, but id rather find my own way, i think

[Mupepe]

I'm calling it.  In 3 years you'll be behind a desk at morgan stanley.

[Robo]

I'm calling it.  In 3 years you'll be behind a desk at morgan stanley with a dust pan and brush.

If lucky.

[lennedsay]

They're fucking up by not having a set schedule. We'd have the same schedule all the time until maybe the next semester of school when everybody's class schedule changed. It was awesome, but that wasn't the only thing awesome there. Legally I can't go into any details.

Seriously if I could still work there, I would. It was so much fun, even when it sucked.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm calling it.  In 3 years you'll be under a desk at morgan stanley.

If morgan or stanley are lucky.

[demi]

i worked at a restaurant too. desk job shits all over it

[Powerslave]

I'm hungry but too lazy to eat something. Fuck this.. I don't eat food.

[Boogie]

yeah, hes not all that bright, kind of reminds me of eyeore with the way he talks

and by real job you mean a soul sucking desk job, right?

Wait.

A desk job is "soul-sucking", but washing and cleaning tables all day long isn't?

[Fresh Prince]

drew, working at Morgan Stanley would allow you to buy more drugs

[Diunx]

They probably have a better insurance program than the restaurant so a desk job could help him to get more illegal AND legal drugs.

[Fresh Prince]

At Morgan Stanley he'd get the good shit as well.

[demi]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

Probably