Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[drew]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

you know how stand up comedians say that they always focus on the one guy in the audience that isnt laughing? thats me, with you, right now.

i dont think a guy thats going to be a police officer soon is any of those things

[Diunx]

I have met creepy and socially unstable police officers, don't know what malcontented is though.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm calling it.  In 3 years you'll be behind a desk at morgan stanley with a dust pan and brush.

If lucky.

 

[Boogie]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

i dont think a guy thats going to be a police officer soon is any of those things

Oh, I could name one or two.

[Boogie]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

you know how stand up comedians say that they always focus on the one guy in the audience that isnt laughing? thats me, with you, right now.

i dont think a guy thats going to be a police officer soon is any of those things

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Gregson

:p

[Raban]

Would he have met another creepy, malcontented, socially unstable knife loser at a desk job?

you know how stand up comedians say that they always focus on the one guy in the audience that isnt laughing? thats me, with you, right now.

i dont think a guy thats going to be a police officer soon is any of those things

That doesn't apply at all here. I speak for myself here, but you're just fun to dick around with because you remind me of pretty much every alternative kid I ever knew in high school. They always bragged about their drug addictions, law breaking, knife carrying, leather jacket wearing. That's you, to me, right now.

[Fresh Prince]

Most of the police I've met irl have some sort of power trip problem.

[Boogie]

Most of the police I've met irl have some sort of power trip problem.

Really?  I've never heard that before.

[drew]

youre 19 years old, dont talk, refer and or allude to me in any way shape or form

[Diunx]

Most of the police I've met irl have some sort of power trip problem.

Really?  I've never heard that before.

You heard that alot because its true.

[Fresh Prince]

And it's not while in they are on the job either. It's like they talk about how being a cop automatically makes them a better person or they think they are some detective and try and play mind games and shit with you.

[Powerslave]

NO MORE DEAD COPS

[MyNameIsMethodis]

drewsy i can still be ur frend rite

[Mupepe]

NO MORE DEAD COPS

ugh.  i hate that scene

"things are worse than ever"

no.  remember when lunatics were taking over the city and everyone was high on crazy drugs and katie holmes was in town?  me too

[Raban]

youre 19 years old, dont talk, refer and or allude to me in any way shape or form

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

[lennedsay]

NO MORE DEAD COPS

ugh.  i hate that scene

"things are worse than ever"

no.  remember when lunatics were taking over the city and everyone was high on crazy drugs and katie holmes was in town?  me too

I always laugh hysterically at that scene, but I'm sick, so... 

[Mupepe]

I always crack up at "I am the Batman"

[drew]

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

[Raban]

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

Oh I'm sorry is this bothering you?

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

Yep. Literally same shit I heard from kids even younger than me. Good jon.

i guess i forgot to put quote on that list

consider this the addendum

Time to buy more adderall and switchblades!

[Powerslave]

man drew is gonna be pissed when sees your post! I'd edit that if I were you..

[Raban]

[Great Rumbler]

I really hate all those ghost shows.

"OH MAN SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED ME!!!"

"DUDE THIS ROOM IS REALLY COLD!!!"

"THAT DOOR JUST SHUT BY ITSELF!!!"

Shut up. Just shut up.

[Raban]

hey demi where's our color change for the season? I'm awfully sick of the blue at this point.

[Diunx]

More broken promises, bring the jew back!

[Diunx]

The forum was Orange but now is blue again wtf!

[Raban]

DEMI YOU JERK

[The Sceneman]

I just smoked a joint and now I feel like jerking off.

I'm getting a pretty sweet buzz on here

[Raban]

I just smoked a joint and now I feel like jerking off.

I'm getting a pretty sweet buzz on here

FEELS GOOD MAN

It's not long after I smoke weed that I feel like jerking it. My hand just gets down there and before I know it I'm cleaning the stuff off my hands

[The Sceneman]

that shit just makes me feel so sexy and hot goddamn. Niccas dick all hard n shit. Niccas ready to FUCC know what I'm sayin

[Raban]

Word up, my nicca

[chronovore]

Yeah, he's pretty great, but I don't need to visualize him fapping. Or even thinking about fapping.

...Scenester, dude, just go take matters into your own hands, and save us all the play-by-play. 

[demi]

Scenester you should slap your hog on the bathroom sink. You'll be surprised how refreshing it is to hear a slab of flesh make a loud thud.

[Raban]

[lennedsay]

Where's BlackMage been?    No one hangs on my clit quite like him...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably because he thought it was a cock when he invited me to this sausage fest. 

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[Diunx]

BrandNew I saw your facebook status update! Post pics of your hot hipster sister!

[The Sceneman]

Where's BlackMage been?    No one hangs on my clit quite like him...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably because he thought it was a cock when he invited me to this sausage fest. 

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[Madrun Badrun]

56% on my operating systems midterm.  50% class average.  Fuck.

94% on my psyc midterm though

[demi]

My pee came up clean. Can't wait to start my highly cushy, insurance-padded, soul-sucking desk job

[Brehvolution]

Congrats Demi. 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Smoked a joint to cap off my bday, had sex with girlfriend high, my penis and nuts still feel like someone went in my dick and installed 1000 vibrators and I came 20 fucking minutes ago, sitting on my balls feels so good high, and now I'm calling Yazeed but he won't fucking answer and I'm going to bed.

Also: booze.

[Phoenix Dark]

post pics of your gf

[Cindi Mayweather]

You haven't lived till down a few shots and smoke a few joints and listen to Pink Floyd's 'Time' in bed staring at the ceiling, your nuts echoing like a church bell being rang for morning service.

"No one told you when to run, you missed the starting race!"

*guitar solo*

[Cindi Mayweather]

wait, people are talking about making a wad under the influence of weed on the same damn page?

lmao

This night is getting better and better

[lennedsay]

I'd get high right now, but I'm already too paranoid at this point. Results would be bad. 

[demi]

Smoked a joint to cap off my bday, had sex with girlfriend high, my penis and nuts still feel like someone went in my dick and installed 1000 vibrators and I came 20 fucking minutes ago, sitting on my balls feels so good high, and now I'm calling Yazeed but he won't fucking answer and I'm going to bed.

Also: booze.

Fake

[Brehvolution]

I'd get high right now, but I'm already too paranoid at this point. Results would be bad. 

Paranoia lasts just but a minute or 2.  Relaxing hogs the rest.

[etiolate]

Despite my natural hippie looks and California roots, I've never smoked pot.

[lennedsay]

I'd get high right now, but I'm already too paranoid at this point. Results would be bad. 

Paranoia lasts just but a minute or 2.  Relaxing hogs the rest.

I can't relax! I need to be on guard. I'm on Rape Watch. I got my Rape Whistle out and everything.

[lennedsay]

  Amateur

[Cindi Mayweather]

I smoked some powerful shit last night. Florida weed ain't nothing to fuck with.

[Cindi Mayweather]

FUCK YAZEED

THAT DUDE CALLED ME A distinguished black fellow

HURT MY FEELINGS

[Raban]

FUCK YAZEED

THAT DUDE CALLED ME A distinguished black fellow

HURT MY FEELINGS

Party foul

[Diunx]

I never get paranoid while high but I got a friend that even when we are smoking indoor he starts to freak out and see cops lights through the window and shit

How are Threadless sizes? I'm gonna order one of those surprise horror tees tomorrow but they only have S left, if I went on a diet this wouldn't be a problem

[drew]

ive never gotten paranoid to the point of peeking through the blinds on weed, i might think people are clowning on me all the time though, and i get so self conscious to the point where i swear i can feel the hair on my arm grow

i hear that if you get a legal script and mention my problems they have shit for people like me, which i could get because of my feet, hm, HM

I called Himu and he won't stop laughing,

sounds like pcp

[Cindi Mayweather]

fucking awesome abstract art. Saw these on SA.

Guess what each one is:

[demi]

Looks like shit. Go yell at some drive thrus

[Cindi Mayweather]

[Raban]

Yeah I think that shit is stupid. Abstract art is always processed in my mind as pretentious, as soon as I see it I just get angry.

[Positive Touch]

i thought it was neat that i could tell what they were refrencing

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I can tell the South Park and Link one.

That isn't abstract art.  Most abstract art these days involves pissing or shitting on a religious icon.