Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[T234]

kentucky is a hillbilly shithole; stop trying to make it sound interesting

I'll bet money that where you live isn't any better.

[Fresh Prince]

If I was going to go by the internet for boring areas in the usa I'd say it'd be michigan

[Cindi Mayweather]

sorry that came off more negative than i intended

you are such a sweet heart

[Positive Touch]

kentucky is a hillbilly shithole; stop trying to make it sound interesting

I'll bet money that where you live isn't any better.

  missouri

sorry that came off more negative than i intended

you are such a sweet heart

love you too boo

[Groogrux]

In Kentucky, we like to get drunk and find terrorists.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/college/meet-star-subway-taser-video

Fucking awesome.

[fistfulofmetal]

i just want to be rich and successful and nothing else.

[Reb]

nvm

[Philip Cardgage]

In Kentucky, we like to get drunk and find terrorists.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/college/meet-star-subway-taser-video

Fucking awesome.

WKU’s football team lost its homecoming game to the University of North Texas, 33-6.

what a shit team

[Groogrux]

WKU always has been the brown mark on the state of Kentucky's underpants.

[Joe Molotov]

In Kentucky, we like to get drunk and find terrorists.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/college/meet-star-subway-taser-video

Fucking awesome.

WKU’s football team lost its homecoming game to the University of North Texas, 33-6.

what a shit team

The Mean Green, bitches.

[drew]

If you used the guns to shoot your family you'd never hear blabbing again

yeah, too bad im not a fucking PSYCHO

actually we talked about guns the entire fucking dinner, he just got back from some all day tactical clinic and was all pumped up, he invited me out to his gun club on saturday morning, hes gonna teach me how to clean a gun for when i get mine soon (the first cleaning of a gun's life is the most important)

[Groogrux]

I was friend requested this evening by a really attractive (okay, sweet sexy smoking fuck-her hot) girl on Facebook.  Curious to know why somebody of her species would friend request a married non-attractive male of my species, I checked out her page.  She ended up being a girl that lived down the street from me when I was a child living in Ohio.  She's almost 3-4 years younger than me, and her sister was 2 years younger than me.  We were really young at the time so it was before that age that boys and girls thought each other had cooties.

Long story short, I look into her sister's profile since I hadn't heard or seen from them in over 16 years to find that she's incredibly attractive.  It also appears that she went on to become a Ohio Buckeye cheerleader and apparently went to a Blake Shelton (country music singer) concert and gang-banged him on his tour bus afterwards.

How do you like those apples?

[lennedsay]

  wow!

[Phoenix Dark]

Buckeyes

[Robo]

If you used the guns to shoot your family you'd never hear blabbing again

yeah, too bad im not a fucking PSYCHO

actually we talked about guns the entire fucking dinner, he just got back from some all day tactical clinic and was all pumped up, he invited me out to his gun club on saturday morning, hes gonna teach me how to clean a gun for when i get mine soon (the first cleaning of a gun's life is the most important)

That is so romantic. 

[lennedsay]

I hear that cleaning your gun really hurts the first time if you're not.... snipsnip

[etiolate]

Hallmark needs to make cards for people who marry and sprout kids by 20 and then run to tell you about it. Something like "Congratulations on your impending second marriage!"

[Mr. Gundam]

^ Yes, yes they do.

[lennedsay]

Sympathy cards?

[Mr. Gundam]

More like "Way to go, you just fucked up your life" cards.

[Fresh Prince]

So sad but true. I think the marriage part is worse than the kids part.

[Mupepe]

So sad but true. I think the marriage part is worse than the kids part.

definitely is

[Cindi Mayweather]

yes

[Phoenix Dark]

 

What does she look like?

[Raban]

like a hot girl and there is nothing that gives away that she's a shemale, her voice is a girls voice.

Sounds like you're making up a story for attention. Shit/bin.

[Robo]

She told you she's a trans so you'll leave her the fuck alone.  Little did she know...

[Mupepe]

Himu and PD first to respond, anyone surprised???

[Philip Cardgage]

Absolutely not.

Closet homos.

[Brehvolution]

So some hot chick wants me to fuck her, then she tells me shes trans.

[BlueTsunami]

like a hot girl and there is nothing that gives away that she's a shemale, her voice is a girls voice.

[Raban]

like a hot girl and there is nothing that gives away that she's a shemale, her voice is a girls voice.

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This is probably the best .gif ever.

[Bacchus7]

Pretty sure I just aced my Micro midterm! Good news!

[Phoenix Dark]

like a hot girl and there is nothing that gives away that she's a shemale, her voice is a girls voice.

pics?

How/where did you meet her? I'm kinda doubting your story here, considering how rare one finds trans individuals who started hormone therapy early enough for them to look/sound as feminine as possible. And in Montana? Nahhh

[Diunx]

Yeah I'm not believing it, sorry Wrath but you gonna have to post some pics with the cheeseburger.

[Mupepe]

preferably of you sucking its dick

[Fresh Prince]

What's the problem? I though you liked guy and girls. Now you have one who was a guy and is now a girl.

[Mupepe]

i don't think wrath is bi.

[bud]

got a new showerhead. the pressure on this thing is so awesome.

spreading your cheeks and letting that powerful stream of water do its thing... feels good, man

i had forgotten showers could be this good.

[drew]

just got off the phone from the NRA, theyve been calling our house for a couple months because i sub'd to guns n ammo magazine, didnt promise anything over the phone but theyre gonna mail stuff to my house - fuckers are RELENTLESS

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[drew]

those guys are INTENSE over the phone, jesus christmas

[Mupepe]

and they're fucking insane in person.  fuck that shit man.

[drew]

yeah i think ill just throw away the envelope when i get it, i plan to probably eventually join but this has put me off, im sure there are enough wackos with ar15's out there to keep them afloat, i work in a fucking restaurant, go bother somebody else

[Phoenix Dark]

i can only imagine the amount of cheeseburger shit wrath is wading through as he attempts to find a believable picture to bolster his story.

[Madrun Badrun]

I saw my dream girl on the bus today.  Redhair, about 5'5, slightly above a petite build, with the bluest eyes I've ever seen.  We sat across from eachother a took turns stealling glances at eachother.  I so should have talked to her, but didn't and now I'll live forever in misery. 

[Fresh Prince]

I'm being serious you should really seek help.

[Robo]

FOREVER ALONE

[demi]

got a new showerhead. the pressure on this thing is so awesome.

spreading your cheeks and letting that powerful stream of water do its thing... feels good, man

i had forgotten showers could be this good.

Nailed it. I love JOing in Shower while it splashes on me and runs down my chest. I wish I was fat so I could just watch it pool up in my belly button.

[BlueTsunami]

I saw my dream girl on the bus today.  Redhair, about 5'5, slightly above a petite build, with the bluest eyes I've ever seen.  We sat across from eachother a took turns stealling glances at eachother.  I so should have talked to her, but didn't and now I'll live forever in misery. 

Your own personal amber lamps

[Madrun Badrun]

exactly

[Cindi Mayweather]

Declined on the offer from my cousin. Maybe he'll have an opening in a year or so.

[bork]

I recently got a job too!  Going to be working at a Tech Support/Help Desk center that specializes in the legal industry.  Training starts at the end of the month.

[Phoenix Dark]

like a hot girl and there is nothing that gives away that she's a shemale, her voice is a girls voice.

pics?

How/where did you meet her? I'm kinda doubting your story here, considering how rare one finds trans individuals who started hormone therapy early enough for them to look/sound as feminine as possible. And in Montana? Nahhh

She's an exchange student and kind of a recluse, I talked to her once to be nice and now I'm one of the few people she actually talks too here. I'm thinking I'll say no cause I don't want to deal with no trans "Its cause I have a penis , isn't it?" drama. I already made out with her when I came back drunk from a party, its when she said she wants to go further but she wanted to warn me and give me time to decide.

Exchange student from where?

So you know her for a bit, make out with her drunk, and she tells you she's trans and wants to fuck? Come on son, we don't believe you, you need more people

[Mupepe]

this whole thread has gotten super gay now, even for EB!  anyways, go on, wrath.  answer the questions

[etiolate]

You guys have some sort of secret power for finding cheeseburgers. This is like the Justice League of Reentry Sex.

[Fresh Prince]

They probably come off as desperate. Or open minded. But I think it's still more desperate.

[Phoenix Dark]

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They couldn't get the riff to sound right, and Chris's voice has downgraded to some weird falsetto

[Robo]

Shoulda stuck with Timbaland.

[brob]

Shoulda never sobered up. That's where he went wrong really.

[TEEEPO]

soundgarden has another song other than black hole sun