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fistfulofmetal

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6960 on: April 07, 2011, 12:48:05 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6961 on: April 07, 2011, 01:13:30 PM »
Can't wait to tell my mom's side of the family that they aren't close to god because they are white.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6962 on: April 07, 2011, 01:18:04 PM »
BlueTsu indirect Family Drama: Cousin comes to the US from PR, moves in with cousin, separates from her Husband over the course of just two weeks over here, she's now single, other cousin from PR comes over, they become acquainted, my Mother and Sister find it weird how they've become so close in just a few days, rumors they're banging each other, one of the cousin admits it and worries what the family will think, the cousins that weren't born and raised in Puerto Rico are all Oh My God and :teehee and how barbaric . Shitstorm when her mother finds out.

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« Reply #6963 on: April 07, 2011, 01:21:59 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6964 on: April 07, 2011, 01:33:49 PM »
They're both pretty trashy looking though. If the female one wanted to get it on with me I'd feign disinterest in the general prospect of it.
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« Reply #6965 on: April 07, 2011, 01:34:24 PM »
They're both pretty trashy looking though. If the female one wanted to get it on with me I'd feign disinterest.

hahahah
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6966 on: April 07, 2011, 01:38:04 PM »
If I'm gonna carry that shame I gotta aim higher!  :-\
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« Reply #6967 on: April 07, 2011, 01:48:53 PM »
Come on Blu.  Pics.

Herr Mafflard

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« Reply #6968 on: April 07, 2011, 01:49:14 PM »
Some dude accused me of stealing his bag at University today.

Basically, I needed a shit so I went to one of the ground floor toilets. All the cubicles were already taken, except one. But this cubicle had an open messenger bag on the floor, so I assumed it belonged to one of the dudes at the wash basins. At this point, my lecture was about to start so I went up to my lecture floor. As I was walking through the corridor to my class some dude asks me if I had seen a bag that he was missing. His description of it fitted the one I saw earlier in the empty toilet cubicle, so I told about it, said it's probably not his but I'll show him anyway.

So I take him to the toilet, the bag's still there and it seems it's the missing bag that belongs to him. Great! I'm thinking I'm gonna get a pat on the back and a big thank you. However, dude turns around and straight up accuses me of taking it! At this point I am fucking shocked, mouth gaping open. "What?!" So a big argument's about to break out between me and this dude in the toilets with everyone watching when a staff member asks to take us both to security. Fucking gladly, let's go! Basically security straight up says they can't prove anything and dude should be more careful with his things. Trying to be the better man, I ask him if he wants a drink so we can talk about it - so I can try to convince the knucklehead that I didn't take his shit. He declines, but we shake hands and part ways. Dude obviously still thinks I had something to do with his bag going missing, saying I was acting all suspicious in the corridors. So what?! That gives you no right to do what you did! I actually was looking for a toilet on the upper-floors. Shit put me in a bad fucking mood.

tl;dr, don't fucking help students.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6969 on: April 07, 2011, 01:54:53 PM »
Lol you offered him a drink? I would have told him to eat a cock as soon as security cleared me.
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Herr Mafflard

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« Reply #6970 on: April 07, 2011, 02:03:18 PM »
Dude was like two tiers above my weight division and was fucking stressed. I wanted to calm him down.

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« Reply #6971 on: April 07, 2011, 06:11:38 PM »
w00t my summer research schollarship is for $1000 more than last year.  :tophat
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6972 on: April 07, 2011, 06:23:43 PM »
w00t my summer research schollarship is for $1000 more than last year.  :tophat

And all you had to do was dress in drag and talk to some creepy dude that kept calling you jeanslady
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6973 on: April 07, 2011, 06:25:23 PM »
Actually jeanslady is my real name.
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« Reply #6974 on: April 07, 2011, 08:52:35 PM »
w00t my summer research schollarship is for $1000 more than last year.  :tophat

Ah the good old days of being able to swindle university institutions out of research money by convincing them to pay you for doing the same work one was going to do for free anyway.

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« Reply #6975 on: April 08, 2011, 07:56:39 AM »
i WAS gonna add "white people are the best trolls" but pd has been bringin' some serious game in his early middle internet years, he's like the larry bird of trolls

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« Reply #6976 on: April 08, 2011, 11:08:01 AM »
Off to the Van Gogh Museum, dinner at an Indonesian restaurant and then a walk through Amsterdam's red light district.

Also, the American tourists who come here to bang ho's and get high totally stick out like a sore thumb.
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Diunx

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« Reply #6977 on: April 08, 2011, 12:25:43 PM »
Is there any other reason to go ???
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« Reply #6978 on: April 08, 2011, 04:19:19 PM »
:lol

The Van Gogh Museum was awesome. They've got a Picasso 1900-1907 exhibit there as well.
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« Reply #6979 on: April 08, 2011, 04:40:48 PM »
Last night I gave this beggar a dollar in quarters and he told me he loved me not for my nice hair, but for my pretty teeth.

BlueTsunami

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6980 on: April 08, 2011, 04:47:52 PM »
What you didn't see is the simple teeth necklace under his tattered shirt
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6981 on: April 08, 2011, 05:01:11 PM »
Gas price just went up again we are now paying 5.63 dollars the gallon fml.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6982 on: April 08, 2011, 06:22:54 PM »
haha suckers
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6983 on: April 08, 2011, 06:59:09 PM »
Haskell and infitite lists and list comprehensions :bow2
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6984 on: April 08, 2011, 11:20:09 PM »
I went to the Barrett-Jackson auction today, I come bearing pics.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21357300@N06/sets/72157626332590019/
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6985 on: April 08, 2011, 11:28:00 PM »
you guys, nobody cares.  Lets talk about how cool list comprehensions are.  It's like I can just write sets naturally! finally! 
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6986 on: April 09, 2011, 01:19:44 AM »
lol so apparently the US embassy over here shut down for a couple of hours because the american government already spent the yearly budget or something, what the fuck is going on over there? :lol
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« Reply #6987 on: April 09, 2011, 02:04:17 AM »
No worries, government shut down was prevented by the fearless leadership of President Obama
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Joe Molotov

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6988 on: April 09, 2011, 08:56:44 AM »
No worries, government shut down was prevented by the fearless leadership of President Obama

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6989 on: April 09, 2011, 09:12:37 AM »
is tineye the biggest piece of shit ever or what?  i swear 99% of the time it can't even give me a single result, and usually thats when im searching for pictures that somebody pulled off tumbler.
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« Reply #6990 on: April 09, 2011, 11:13:12 AM »
No worries, government shut down was prevented by the fearless leadership of President Obama

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 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6991 on: April 09, 2011, 11:18:02 AM »
lol so apparently the US embassy over here shut down for a couple of hours because the american government already spent the yearly budget or something, what the fuck is going on over there? :lol

It would be interesting if the military worked that way. We'd be halfway through invading Iraq and occupying Afghanistan, and we'd have to send everyone home because the budget was gone. SORRY, GUYS! PROJECT IS CANCELED.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6992 on: April 09, 2011, 12:08:19 PM »
I went to the Barrett-Jackson auction today, I come bearing pics.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21357300@N06/sets/72157626332590019/

Good looks, so many beauties in there!
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« Reply #6993 on: April 09, 2011, 12:42:12 PM »
I went to the Barrett-Jackson auction today, I come bearing pics.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21357300@N06/sets/72157626332590019/

Good looks, so many beauties in there!

I clicked because I expected boothbabes..

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« Reply #6994 on: April 09, 2011, 06:33:17 PM »
I went to the Barrett-Jackson auction today, I come bearing pics.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21357300@N06/sets/72157626332590019/

Good looks, so many beauties in there!

I clicked because I expected boothbabes..

Me too...  :fbm
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6995 on: April 09, 2011, 08:51:10 PM »
For some reason my manager move my work computer to the empty part of the office so now I sit back there without anyone to talk too, I can't even hear when my supervisor ask for the reports or send us to break :fbm
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6996 on: April 09, 2011, 08:53:06 PM »
lol so apparently the US embassy over here shut down for a couple of hours because the american government already spent the yearly budget or something, what the fuck is going on over there? :lol

It would be interesting if the military worked that way. We'd be halfway through invading Iraq and occupying Afghanistan, and we'd have to send everyone home because the budget was gone. SORRY, GUYS! PROJECT IS CANCELED.

Didn't this basically happen in Vietnam?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6997 on: April 10, 2011, 12:55:07 AM »
Haskell and infitite lists and list comprehensions :bow2

awesome, a fresh virgin for the cause.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6998 on: April 10, 2011, 07:57:20 AM »
man the munchies suck when you've got no chips or chocolate or anything and its midnight. Been puffing on a joint to help me get through my Kinectimals marathon and I'm soooo keen to eat some crap. I could walk downtown and go to McD's but fuck that because I'd have to walk home afterwards
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6999 on: April 10, 2011, 10:41:34 AM »
Yeah walking fucking sucks, if there is a god why didn't he gave us the ability to fly huh?
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« Reply #7000 on: April 10, 2011, 10:45:04 AM »
walking rox, the only thing better than walking is biking.
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« Reply #7001 on: April 10, 2011, 10:46:33 AM »
Last full day in Amsterdam.

Went to the Dutch Resistance Museum this morning which was phenomenal.

Then went to the Heineken Experience... am I still in Europe? It was surprisingly fun (particularly learning about their marketing/branding over the years) but I thought I was back home in the US of A.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7002 on: April 10, 2011, 12:02:32 PM »
I'm debating whether to give up on drinking either for good or just for a little while, cause I'm slowly becoming an alcohol.

what kind?
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« Reply #7003 on: April 10, 2011, 12:11:16 PM »
I'm debating whether to give up on drinking either for good or just for a little while, cause I'm slowly becoming an alcohol.

what kind?
Peach shnapps.
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Diunx

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« Reply #7004 on: April 10, 2011, 12:15:52 PM »
I'm debating whether to give up on drinking either for good or just for a little while, cause I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic.

:supergay
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« Reply #7005 on: April 10, 2011, 12:16:31 PM »
I'm debating whether to give up on drinking either for good or just for a little while, cause I'm slowly becoming an alcohol.

what kind?
Peach shnapps.

I was going to say Goldschlagger, but yeah, Peach Schnapps works.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7006 on: April 10, 2011, 01:33:40 PM »
If I was you, I would take up medical reefer instead of liquor. It's legal there. :)
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« Reply #7007 on: April 10, 2011, 01:58:32 PM »
Oh shit, I forgot you could get your hand chopped off back home for such things.
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« Reply #7008 on: April 10, 2011, 09:38:59 PM »
I spent the weekend looking around for condos.  It's so expensive to fucking live in So. CA ;_;

Also, whenever I get working on things like women, jobs, places to live I get totally disinterested in videogames and forums.  Multi-tasking  :fbm

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« Reply #7009 on: April 10, 2011, 09:41:31 PM »
I spent the weekend looking around for condos.  It's so expensive to fucking live in So. CA ;_;

Also, whenever I get working on things like women, jobs, places to live I get totally disinterested in videogames and forums.  Multi-tasking  :fbm


Not a bad thing.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7010 on: April 10, 2011, 09:43:42 PM »
xp>pussy
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7011 on: April 10, 2011, 09:45:06 PM »
Yeah walking fucking sucks, if there is a god why didn't he gave us the ability to fly huh?

walking is generally ok, but just not in the middle of a cold night just to get a burger to feed your munchies!
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« Reply #7012 on: April 10, 2011, 09:49:17 PM »
I'm debating whether to give up on drinking either for good or just for a little while, cause I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic.

I know I've posted about my drinking a few times before and how I have a problem with it (and keep trying to give up but always falling off). I've actually gone 11 days without a drink which is like a world record for me. Just try taking a break, you'll feel great in no time. I've got a friend visiting from Australia this week so I'll have some beers with him no-doubt, but then try and abstain again for as long as I can.

The trick is to just take it one day at a time. Don't say you're never gonna drink again or you're not gonna drink for say, two weeks. Just say "I'm not having a drink today." This method really worked for me
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« Reply #7013 on: April 10, 2011, 09:51:29 PM »
I feel you, bebpo.  The ladies always be keeping me from playing Futari Mushimi-sama  :-\

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« Reply #7014 on: April 10, 2011, 10:24:06 PM »
I spent the weekend looking around for condos.  It's so expensive to fucking live in So. CA ;_;

Also, whenever I get working on things like women, jobs, places to live I get totally disinterested in videogames and forums.  Multi-tasking  :fbm


Ya fuck women and jobs and shelter, go play some final fantasy.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7015 on: April 10, 2011, 10:31:07 PM »
final fantasy is the booomb nigga

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« Reply #7016 on: April 10, 2011, 11:26:00 PM »
xp>pussy

what if touching a vagina netted you xp
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7017 on: April 10, 2011, 11:32:46 PM »
it can. Just set up one of those spreadsheet things where you get xp for excercising irl and you can give yourself mad bonus xp for actually getting laid
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7018 on: April 11, 2011, 12:00:17 AM »
I'm debating whether to give up on drinking either for good or just for a little while, cause I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic.

I know I've posted about my drinking a few times before and how I have a problem with it (and keep trying to give up but always falling off). I've actually gone 11 days without a drink which is like a world record for me. Just try taking a break, you'll feel great in no time. I've got a friend visiting from Australia this week so I'll have some beers with him no-doubt, but then try and abstain again for as long as I can.

The trick is to just take it one day at a time. Don't say you're never gonna drink again or you're not gonna drink for say, two weeks. Just say "I'm not having a drink today." This method really worked for me

Its mostly cause I've spend everytime drinking just binge drinking and I end up as either an angry asshole, an annoying douche or my problems come out in public. And I'd rather not have that for a while, but thanks for the advice man!

duuuude what happened last night?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7019 on: April 11, 2011, 12:04:21 AM »
You revealed your terrorist plot?
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