Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3491597 times)

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14520 on:** February 11, 2012, 01:21:46 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 11, 2012, 12:59:33 AM

Just registered at SomethingAwful. Does anyone from The Bore post over there?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=161870

Cascade · « **Reply #14521 on:** February 11, 2012, 04:18:33 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 10, 2012, 06:24:17 PM

Quote from: Cascade on February 10, 2012, 04:35:28 PM
What's the deal with opa ages, they seem like the bore but made up exclusively of people butthurt about being banned from GAF. I've always thought of them as a more sinister version of the bore where instead of just chilling, they seem to want to cause damage to anyone/anything associated with GAF. They're like the 4chan to the bore's Reddit.

How dare you compare us to reddit.

Finally. I was waiting for someone to say something about that.

Quote from: Robo on February 10, 2012, 01:52:22 PM

Mupepe stole his money, but The Bore robbed him of his dignity.

What's this about Mupepe, did he leave/get run out of the bore?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14522 on:** February 11, 2012, 01:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2012, 01:03:13 AM

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'dem aspirations

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14523 on:** February 11, 2012, 02:26:47 PM »

Were we supposed to view that list respectively? As in, Cheebs was supposed to be the analogue to Drinky Crow?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14524 on:** February 11, 2012, 02:29:58 PM »

When did people start treating GAF like they made it to the olympics?

It's like every fucking post theres some idiot taco new poster whose like "first post here hope i don't get banned lul" and they act like they are personally honored to post at this amazing place called GAF, the most well known internet forum or something.

It makes me literally fucking disgusted IRL to read that shit. It's just a message board. You haven't "made it". You won't become part of the in crowd and more importantly no one cares. And it's what causes them to come here and act like they're in the know with GAF and thats why this place has a sudden influx of new shitposters every few months who are horrible.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14525 on:** February 11, 2012, 02:45:20 PM »

The whole reason I don't post at GAF is that it's so huge that no one knows who you are unless you're an outrageous personality or you stick to a few insular community threads.

Narag · « **Reply #14526 on:** February 11, 2012, 03:12:27 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35044763&postcount=5853

Broseidon · « **Reply #14527 on:** February 11, 2012, 03:43:55 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14528 on:** February 11, 2012, 03:53:07 PM »

I have a vision of The Neverending Story where the nothingness (the internet) creeps into Fantasia (reality). Jamesfrom818 is the wolf.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14529 on:** February 11, 2012, 03:59:09 PM »

Please don't ._.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14530 on:** February 11, 2012, 04:58:43 PM »

He was a white knight, too
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35019646&postcount=5644

Broseidon · « **Reply #14531 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:01:20 PM »

Anyone got a real pic of him? I'm trying to remember who he was and would probably recognise his RPJ avatar if he had one.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14532 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:03:33 PM »

That's it, I'm not giving out my phone number anymore at Bore Meatups.

brob · « **Reply #14533 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:07:16 PM »

like gaf isn't littered with his ilk.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14534 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:08:19 PM »

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE NICE GUYS

*stalks a chick online*

WHAT I'M BEING NICE

brob · « **Reply #14535 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:12:07 PM »

some armchair relationship shrink gaffer prolly advised him chicks dig assertiveness, so he's just acting like that ass is already his cuz she'll eventually catch on to how much of a treasure trove of confidence he is.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14536 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:12:25 PM »

I'M A NICE GUY OKAY

YOU WANT ME TO WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR, BABE? OKAY

HERE'S A BUNDLE OF ROSES AREN'T I A NICE GUY. WHAT, IT'S 11 PM AT NIGHT? SO WHAT

I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN 24 HOURS. WHERE ARE YOU? I'M A NICE GUY

NICE GUYS

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14537 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:14:10 PM »

i'm a nice guy

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14538 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:15:26 PM »

actual nice people don't have to label themselves as nice. most "nice" guys (and girls!) I've met are some of the most selfish, self absorbed people. Most dudes I know who ascribe to the "nice guy" mantra are total push overs.

Cascade · « **Reply #14539 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Narag on February 11, 2012, 03:12:27 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35044763&postcount=5853

In a thread about eating off of women, he posted this gem:

Quote from: Jamesfrom818

I've heard of it. I always wondered if you can have a conversation with the women.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14540 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:16:12 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14541 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:18:16 PM »

Oh my God, he's that dude that would earnestly start up a convo with one of those models thats getting paid to stand around and look pretty. That's some Swingers level of awkwardness.

Tasty · « **Reply #14542 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:18:42 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 11, 2012, 05:08:19 PM

WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE NICE GUYS

*stalks a chick online*

WHAT I'M BEING NICE

Pretty crazy how prevalent this thinking is online.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14543 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 11, 2012, 05:15:26 PM

actual nice people don't have to label themselves as nice. most "nice" guys (and girls!) I've met are some of the most selfish, self absorbed people. Most dudes I know who ascribe to the "nice guy" mantra are total push overs.

shut up

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14544 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:19:37 PM »

"How you doin'?"

Cascade · « **Reply #14545 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:22:41 PM »

So, which one is he?

My money is on the one with the drink on his head.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14546 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:24:39 PM »

Fuck, I'd be scared if I was a woman and went to that. That's a bring your boyfriend scenario if there ever was one.

Cascade · « **Reply #14547 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:25:53 PM »

It's the asian guy in this picture:

parallax · « **Reply #14548 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:26:33 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 11, 2012, 05:15:26 PM

actual nice people don't have to label themselves as nice. most "nice" guys (and girls!) I've met are some of the most selfish, self absorbed people. Most dudes I know who ascribe to the "nice guy" mantra are total push overs.

very, very true. its kinda funny to me to see grown ass men thirst like that though.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14549 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:31:57 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on February 11, 2012, 05:25:53 PM

It's the asian guy in this picture:

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I spot Green Shinobi. It all makes sense.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14550 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:32:10 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on February 11, 2012, 05:22:41 PM

So, which one is he?
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My money is on the one with the drink on his head.

I think he's that white guy peeking in on the left.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14551 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:33:00 PM »

So which of them broads was he trying to get with?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14552 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:33:23 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 11, 2012, 05:33:00 PM

So which of them broads was he trying to get with?

I believe it was the one with the brown purse

Cascade · « **Reply #14553 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:34:07 PM »

Oh, it's almost cute (if you ignore the eventual stalking):

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14554 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:35:06 PM »

Well he's got taste, I'll give him that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14555 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:36:08 PM »

He probably thought he was in like Flynn at that moment. Poor guy, why them girls gotta be such bitches?

Broseidon · « **Reply #14556 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:36:10 PM »

I wonder if EL wore a nametag too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14557 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:55:04 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on February 11, 2012, 05:34:07 PM

Oh, it's almost cute (if you ignore the eventual stalking):
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HIM? No fucking way

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14558 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:06:10 PM »

Look at him sweat! And there's a hover handish quality about that physical contact. Either way, I feel bad for making light of all this.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14559 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:10:11 PM »

He must have translated that physical contact to mean "fuck me uguuu"

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14560 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:28:18 PM »

Quote

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GS are you in touch with this douchebag? You should explain to him that stalking is the equivalent to rape in the digital realm.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14561 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:33:21 PM »

Lmao gotta hand it to him. Dude has taste

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14562 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:38:25 PM »

Pussy drives men rabid. Especially pussy that looks like THAT.

Tasty · « **Reply #14563 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:38:56 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35006433&postcount=33

Quote from: Cascade on February 11, 2012, 05:22:41 PM

So, which one is he?
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My money is on the one with the drink on his head.

Evilore with the crazed look and red eyes.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14564 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:45:39 PM »

that should be tiled on the background here because holy shit is there alot of sad looking people in there

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14565 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:49:00 PM »

I think they look normal. I'm sure they're all more normal than you, Sir Stalkalot being an exception

Broseidon · « **Reply #14566 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:49:39 PM »

I only know 3 of the people in that pic. Well, 4 now but you know what I mean.

Shit needs labelling.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14567 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:52:46 PM »

no im pretty sure theyre weird looking you can stop white knighting

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14568 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:53:21 PM »

you are automatically weird if you go to a GAF meetup

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14569 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:55:29 PM »

you could look like maria sharapova or gary busey youre still weird looking for going to a meetup of video game posters

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14570 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:11:23 PM »

It couldn't have possibly been worse than this

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14571 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:11:32 PM »

yeah ok nope

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14572 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:12:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2012, 07:11:23 PM

It couldn't have possibly been worse than this

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14573 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:14:30 PM »

the chick in the middle of the picture is FINE.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14574 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:15:32 PM »

theyre both p nice looking but whats with the midriff showing she was just asking for it /gaffer

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14575 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:16:11 PM »

That opa age crew is actually pretty sharp looking in comparison.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14576 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:22:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2012, 07:11:23 PM

It couldn't have possibly been worse than this

Who was on the camera?

etiolate · « **Reply #14577 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:27:42 PM »

James posted his text logs to chat:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

<Jamesfrom818> Me: Hey Lola! This is James. I just realized that you have a pretty strange route to get home from LA. Hope you're holding up okay. 9:54 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Haha! Yo! I'm hungover, but I'm alive; I guess I gave you the back way to get to my house because it's just a force of habit 9:56 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Thanks again! Was such an amazing time! 9:56 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: You're welcome! Glad to do it anytime. How long are you going to be out today? 9:59 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: We'll probably be out till 4, then im goint to swan dive into bed part 2: with a vengeance lol 10:09 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Haha. I'm tempted to go back to bed right now but I should go to mass. I hope your hangover doesn't last too much longer.
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Hi! I just checked your website. You're going to be in Burbank? I think I'll drop by and grab lunch. 10:03 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Yo! Yes, we're in Burbank today; but today is my day off (finally!!) so I won't be around. But the dogs are just as delicious without me

10:08 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Well, I can always go on Wednesday instead. I need to drop by Fry's anyway. What are you doing for you day off? 10:11 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Just fired up my new phone and saw your text, I guess it depends on the subject matter? Lol 10:44 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: A gaffer shopped Tylers face over yours and Jess 10:44 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: What happened to your phone? 10:46 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Omg lol! Oh nothin' I just finally upgraded 10:47 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Ah, I see. The picture is in the Real Pic thread in Community if you want to see it. Not sure if you do though 10:49 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Ooooooh my LMAO so disturbed! 10:55 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: I'm in too many pictures next to you and Jess. I know I'm next. 10:57 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Oh man. The Internet. How could we make such an amateur mistake? 10:59 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: We traded a night of good fun for photoshops that may haunt us for a good while. I don't regret it. I met some good people. 11:02 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Same! I had such a blast 11:04 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Oh yeah, I think more people are interested in Art Walk but its kinda disorganized at the moment. 11:10 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Your secret is out. I know what you were doing yesterday 8:13 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Que? 8:20 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Having dinner with Tyler and Jess 8:26 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Tell Jess I said hi and have a great trip! \ufffd\ufffd 8:27 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: You awake? 1:43 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Yeah, can't sleep; had friends over and just now said goodnight. What's up? 1:45 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Oh nothing. Just got home from hanging out with Tyler, Jess and a few other people in the Torrance area. 1:45 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Pretty neat, how'd it go? 1:46 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Jess mentioned food when I dropped her off and now I'm all hungry 1:46 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Played billiards against some old white guys at Redondo. We drank scotch out of the trunk of my car 1:47 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: I thought I locked my keys in the trunk right when we were about to leave 1:47 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Puddles was being weird but someone beat us at pool 1:48 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Haha hell yes! Sounds like an awesome time! 1:48 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: When are we going to hang out again? I Yelped a place with good carne asada fries. We should go sometime. 1:49 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: I might be in for Thursday! Might show up a little late, but I'm into it 1:51 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Man... carne Assad fries... Now I'm hungry! 1:52 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: I'll see who's up for it when I wake up in the morning. 1:53 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Hahaha...I'll pick you up. Lets find some late night food. 1:53 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Word. Going to attempt sleep, have a good night! 1:53 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Okay. Good night. 1:54 AM
<+dream> She uses a lot of fucking exclamation points.
<Jamesfrom818> here is my creeper moment
<Jamesfrom818> i had just visited her truck for lunch because i was about to go to a job interview
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Just finished the interview. I think it went well. 4:37 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Awesome! Hope it works out! 4:41 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Thanks! Say...I've been meaning to ask you something. How often do you smoke? Interviews stress me out. 8:00 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Tyler just mentioned that he and you aren't going to Art Walk. If you're ditching me for him, just let me know. 11:15 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Honey, that's a bit too aggressive of a text message for my tastes. Please tone it down, I find it inappropriate. 11:45 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: I apologize. I just think it would have been nice to hear that from you. 11:49 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: I hadn't made any solid plans with anyone; let's just forget this and move on, que no? 11:51 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: You got it. It just came as a surprise to read on GAF while I was trying to organize the meet up. 11:53 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: I had no idea it was posted?? I've been slammed at work, thanks for the heads up 11:54 PM

[close]

Still don't understand the whole thing.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14578 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:31:55 PM »

Tyler is Evilore no?

If so

e-drama over some mediocre looking women who posts on gaf.

God why does this thread even exist

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14579 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:37:04 PM »

He got cockblocked by Evilore? Oh lawdy'!

e-Drama is the worst but I ain't gonna act like I'm above it, shits hilarious

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3491597 times)