The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Barry Egan]

  There's gotta be more to their interaction than that.  That's nowhere near serious stalking.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

yeah but you can also believe that evilore is incredibly jealous because he has no interactions with females other than ones who post on his shitty message board

[Barry Egan]

I can objectively see why she might find evilore more interesting than this chump.  Evilores like the bizzaro world version of Mark Zuckberberg.  Lobster dinners every night! 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

maybe she has a thing for elves

[Shadow Mod]

Salt.

[Joe Molotov]

He got cockblocked by Evilore? Oh lawdy'!

This just went from "haha funny" to "lmao funny".

:elf :elf :elf

[Jamie]

James posted his text logs to chat:

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<Jamesfrom818> Me: Hey Lola! This is James. I just realized that you have a pretty strange route to get home from LA. Hope you're holding up okay. 9:54 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Haha! Yo! I'm hungover, but I'm alive; I guess I gave you the back way to get to my house because it's just a force of habit 9:56 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Thanks again! Was such an amazing time! 9:56 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: You're welcome! Glad to do it anytime. How long are you going to be out today? 9:59 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: We'll probably be out till 4, then im goint to swan dive into bed part 2: with a vengeance lol 10:09 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Haha. I'm tempted to go back to bed right now but I should go to mass. I hope your hangover doesn't last too much longer.
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Hi! I just checked your website. You're going to be in Burbank? I think I'll drop by and grab lunch. 10:03 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Yo! Yes, we're in Burbank today; but today is my day off (finally!!) so I won't be around. But the dogs are just as delicious without me 10:08 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Well, I can always go on Wednesday instead. I need to drop by Fry's anyway. What are you doing for you day off? 10:11 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Just fired up my new phone and saw your text, I guess it depends on the subject matter? Lol 10:44 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: A gaffer shopped Tylers face over yours and Jess 10:44 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: What happened to your phone? 10:46 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Omg lol! Oh nothin' I just finally upgraded 10:47 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Ah, I see. The picture is in the Real Pic thread in Community if you want to see it. Not sure if you do though 10:49 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Ooooooh my LMAO so disturbed! 10:55 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: I'm in too many pictures next to you and Jess. I know I'm next. 10:57 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Oh man. The Internet. How could we make such an amateur mistake? 10:59 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: We traded a night of good fun for photoshops that may haunt us for a good while. I don't regret it. I met some good people. 11:02 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Same! I had such a blast 11:04 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Oh yeah, I think more people are interested in Art Walk but its kinda disorganized at the moment. 11:10 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Your secret is out. I know what you were doing yesterday 8:13 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Que? 8:20 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Having dinner with Tyler and Jess 8:26 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Tell Jess I said hi and have a great trip! \ufffd\ufffd 8:27 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: You awake? 1:43 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Yeah, can't sleep; had friends over and just now said goodnight. What's up? 1:45 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Oh nothing. Just got home from hanging out with Tyler, Jess and a few other people in the Torrance area. 1:45 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Pretty neat, how'd it go? 1:46 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Jess mentioned food when I dropped her off and now I'm all hungry 1:46 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Played billiards against some old white guys at Redondo. We drank scotch out of the trunk of my car 1:47 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: I thought I locked my keys in the trunk right when we were about to leave 1:47 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Puddles was being weird but someone beat us at pool 1:48 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Haha hell yes! Sounds like an awesome time! 1:48 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: When are we going to hang out again? I Yelped a place with good carne asada fries. We should go sometime. 1:49 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: I might be in for Thursday! Might show up a little late, but I'm into it 1:51 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Man... carne Assad fries... Now I'm hungry! 1:52 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: I'll see who's up for it when I wake up in the morning. 1:53 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Hahaha...I'll pick you up. Lets find some late night food. 1:53 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Word. Going to attempt sleep, have a good night! 1:53 AM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Okay. Good night. 1:54 AM
<+dream> She uses a lot of fucking exclamation points.
<Jamesfrom818> here is my creeper moment
<Jamesfrom818> i had just visited her truck for lunch because i was about to go to a job interview
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Just finished the interview. I think it went well. 4:37 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Awesome! Hope it works out! 4:41 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Thanks! Say...I've been meaning to ask you something. How often do you smoke? Interviews stress me out. 8:00 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: Tyler just mentioned that he and you aren't going to Art Walk. If you're ditching me for him, just let me know. 11:15 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: Honey, that's a bit too aggressive of a text message for my tastes. Please tone it down, I find it inappropriate. 11:45 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: I apologize. I just think it would have been nice to hear that from you. 11:49 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: I hadn't made any solid plans with anyone; let's just forget this and move on, que no? 11:51 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Me: You got it. It just came as a surprise to read on GAF while I was trying to organize the meet up. 11:53 PM
<Jamesfrom818> Lola: I had no idea it was posted?? I've been slammed at work, thanks for the heads up 11:54 PM

[close]

Still don't understand the whole thing.

I'm not one for drama but that doesn't seem anything close to stalking 

Guy definitely got shafted if that's all that's to the story 

[Phoenix Dark]

If she complained about stalking who knows. We don't know whether he's telling the truth with that being the only chat log.

[Van Cruncheon]

the fuck.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

evilore is a sad sad man

[Broseidon]

I'm getting confused now 

[Positive Touch]

  There's gotta be more to their interaction than that.  That's nowhere near serious stalking.

evilore's post also mentioned lots of post 12-a.m. texting and calls, when dude ostensibly got her number to set up an art show

[Jamie]

If she complained about stalking who knows. We don't know whether he's telling the truth with that being the only chat log.

That's tru.

From the log it seems to be only for a single comment, but that would hardly be credible. So good chance some stuff was left out.

[BlueTsunami]

In regards to the calling and texting, all I can think about is this...



Its like, you get the (whether its false or real) sense that your on to something great and you want to dive right in but everything starts spilling out of you way too quickly with an intensity equal to not jerking off for four or more days and then finally knocking one out in your sock and almost coating the insides of the whole fucking thing.

[Robo]

<Jamesfrom818> Me: Puddles was being weird

Is that so?

[BlueTsunami]

 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

awesome-o did you go?

[Broseidon]

Loving this.

[Shaka Khan]

Good god

[DJ_Tet]

Pretty sure Radar is still a virgin.

[Tasty]

EmCeeGrammr is the worst fucking poster on GAF. Jesus Christ, why hasn't his account been nuked yet?

EmCee is like the best of the Nintendo fans on GAF. Mostly because he makes fun of them.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=462815
 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Oh my

[etiolate]

He's just salty because Puddles destroyed him at pool.

 

[pilonv1]

jesus fuck

[Oblivion]

It couldn't have possibly been worse than this

Who was the blonde chick? Waychel? Melissa?

[pilonv1]

So, which one is he?
(Image removed from quote.)

My money is on the one with the drink on his head.

who's the guy in the front row with the leather jacket?

[Tasty]

So, which one is he?
(Image removed from quote.)

My money is on the one with the drink on his head.

who's the guy in the front row with the leather jacket?

Looks like Hideo Kojima, but that can't be right.

[ZephyrFate]

That reminds me: how does Krypt0nian get away with being such a huge bitch to everyone?

gay shield

it's the reason Koodo hasn't been banned for only contributing queer as fuck gif's 75% of the time instead of substantial posts

or mercury fred for antagonizing everyone

then how did you get permed

no clue really

[Phoenix Dark]

It couldn't have possibly been worse than this

Who was the blonde chick? Waychel? Melissa?

Pretty sure it's Melissa. I recognize St Corny and obviously Opa, but can't remember who the black guy is. Something about $200 jeans...

[Cindi Mayweather]

futami

[DJ_Tet]

The black guy is BeOnEdge and the guy talking in the middle is Teddman.  Can't remember who the other black guy is or who was filming.

Chick is that viral marketer Melissa 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Remember GAME LIFE?

[DJ_Tet]

no

[Cindi Mayweather]

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I remember Game Life but only for the bomb threat 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I can believe Nintendoll getting harassed from that guy.  To be honest, I'm not sure what she was expecting because she should have known GAF is chock full of losers and socially awkward virgins and seldomlaids.  These guys are the types of people that have the cops called on them if they're found loitering in a public park that are frequented by children.

The funny thing is while Nintendoll was harmlessly flirting, that dude was probably thinking he was going to score some pink.  But no, it was not meant to be

I guess I just don't feel like we should feel sorry for pudgy involuntary celibates in their 20s on up.  Nintendoll did the right thing by turning his ass in if he was pulling anything like that.

So, which one is he?
(Image removed from quote.)

My money is on the one with the drink on his head.

Man, I bet that doofus thought he was being real fucking funny by having a drink on top of his head.

[Oblivion]

I can believe Nintendoll getting harassed from that guy.  To be honest, I'm not sure what she was expecting because she should have known GAF is chock full of losers and socially awkward virgins and seldomlaids.  These guys are the types of people that have the cops called on them if they're found loitering in a public park that are frequented by children.

The funny thing is while Nintendoll was harmlessly flirting, that dude was probably thinking he was going to score some pink.  But no, it was not meant to be

I guess I just don't feel like we should feel sorry for pudgy involuntary celibates in their 20s on up.  Nintendoll did the right thing by turning his ass in if he was pulling anything like that.

There a thread for this?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I can believe Nintendoll getting harassed from that guy.  To be honest, I'm not sure what she was expecting because she should have known GAF is chock full of losers and socially awkward virgins and seldomlaids.  These guys are the types of people that have the cops called on them if they're found loitering in a public park that are frequented by children.

The funny thing is while Nintendoll was harmlessly flirting, that dude was probably thinking he was going to score some pink.  But no, it was not meant to be

I guess I just don't feel like we should feel sorry for pudgy involuntary celibates in their 20s on up.  Nintendoll did the right thing by turning his ass in if he was pulling anything like that.

There a thread for this?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35044763&postcount=5853



"I thought she loved me"

[CajoleJuice]

that other girl looks kinda scared in the group pic

[Oblivion]

Holy shit, that's fuggin creepy...

[Shadow Mod]

This is why you head to these things with a creep shield.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

that other girl looks kinda scared in the group pic

She looks like she's getting hoverhanded by three people

[Oblivion]

On the plus side, Nintendoll's pretty cute.

[Phoenix Dark]

I probably would avoid a GAF meetup, whereas I'd definitely go to an EB meetup if I could. Meeting Cheebs was cool and all, but I wanna hang with Shake, Cajole, BlueTsunami etc. And they're all in NY 

one day

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35060139&postcount=6021

Evilore plays the hero card!

[Phoenix Dark]

I haven't followed that distinguished mentally-challenged thread closely. Has she actually posted that she was creeped out?

edit: nm
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=35051155&highlight=#post35051155

[etiolate]

I haven't followed it closely either. I didn't really know it had gone on. That whole real pic meetup thread scares me.

But James came into nba chat after the perma and told a rather different story.

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<Jamesfrom818> evilore said i got nintendoll's number under the pretense of the art walk
<Jamesfrom818> which is false
<Jamesfrom818> i got her number right after we left the korean bbq
<Jamesfrom818> we live in the same town and hang out at most of the same places
<Jamesfrom818> so i said we should hang out sometime
<Jamesfrom818> when i was driving her home, i mentioned the art walk is coming up
<Jamesfrom818> so i called nintendoll to see if she texted me
<Jamesfrom818> because she was going to let me know if she was free to hang out
<Jamesfrom818> i have no clue about the stalking
<Jamesfrom818> she never told me to stop texting her
<Jamesfrom818> a simple "stop texting me" would have solved all of our problems
<Jamesfrom818> then the shit with h pro is bullshit too
<Jamesfrom818> he said that i was stalking her too
<Jamesfrom818> i texted h pro this morning about it
<Jamesfrom818> and she called me back
<Jamesfrom818> h pro thinks its complete bullshit
<Jamesfrom818> i don't want to be part of a bullshit site like gaf anymore

[close]

It feels like a mess that was bound to happen. I spoiler it because I know yall be hating the drama.

[Cascade]

I haven't followed it closely either. I didn't really know it had gone on. That whole real pic meetup thread scares me.

But James came into nba chat after the perma and told a rather different story.

<Jamesfrom818> evilore said i got nintendoll's number under the pretense of the art walk
<Jamesfrom818> which is false
<Jamesfrom818> i got her number right after we left the korean bbq
<Jamesfrom818> we live in the same town and hang out at most of the same places
<Jamesfrom818> so i said we should hang out sometime
<Jamesfrom818> when i was driving her home, i mentioned the art walk is coming up
<Jamesfrom818> so i called nintendoll to see if she texted me
<Jamesfrom818> because she was going to let me know if she was free to hang out
<Jamesfrom818> i have no clue about the stalking
<Jamesfrom818> she never told me to stop texting her
<Jamesfrom818> a simple "stop texting me" would have solved all of our problems
<Jamesfrom818> then the shit with h pro is bullshit too
<Jamesfrom818> he said that i was stalking her too
<Jamesfrom818> i texted h pro this morning about it
<Jamesfrom818> and she called me back
<Jamesfrom818> h pro thinks its complete bullshit
<Jamesfrom818> i don't want to be part of a bullshit site like gaf anymore


It feels like a mess that was bound to happen. I spoiler it because I know yall be hating the drama.

After reading that, I feel like little ol' Tyler is playing a dirty game here. I'm thinking he's making a play for either H.Pro or ningal and wants to get rid of the competition/make himself look like a hero. It wouldn't surprise me, especially when you consider ningal's responses which cast doubt on what evi's said so far.

[parallax]

I haven't followed it closely either. I didn't really know it had gone on. That whole real pic meetup thread scares me.

But James came into nba chat after the perma and told a rather different story.

<Jamesfrom818> evilore said i got nintendoll's number under the pretense of the art walk
<Jamesfrom818> which is false
<Jamesfrom818> i got her number right after we left the korean bbq
<Jamesfrom818> we live in the same town and hang out at most of the same places
<Jamesfrom818> so i said we should hang out sometime
<Jamesfrom818> when i was driving her home, i mentioned the art walk is coming up
<Jamesfrom818> so i called nintendoll to see if she texted me
<Jamesfrom818> because she was going to let me know if she was free to hang out
<Jamesfrom818> i have no clue about the stalking
<Jamesfrom818> she never told me to stop texting her
<Jamesfrom818> a simple "stop texting me" would have solved all of our problems
<Jamesfrom818> then the shit with h pro is bullshit too
<Jamesfrom818> he said that i was stalking her too
<Jamesfrom818> i texted h pro this morning about it
<Jamesfrom818> and she called me back
<Jamesfrom818> h pro thinks its complete bullshit
<Jamesfrom818> i don't want to be part of a bullshit site like gaf anymore


It feels like a mess that was bound to happen. I spoiler it because I know yall be hating the drama.

After reading that, I feel like little ol' Tyler is playing a dirty game here. I'm thinking he's making a play for either H.Pro or ningal and wants to get rid of the competition/make himself look like a hero. It wouldn't surprise me, especially when you consider ningal's responses which cast doubt on what evi's said so far.

that seems a bit too far to go to try to get rid of competition. besides, if its true about the evi shit, then what would stop 818 from interacting with nindoll once banned? theres a bit that doesnt add up about all this, so im gonna wait to see how this all unfolds.

[Fifstar]

I haven't followed it closely either. I didn't really know it had gone on. That whole real pic meetup thread scares me.

snip

It feels like a mess that was bound to happen. I spoiler it because I know yall be hating the drama.

After reading that, I feel like little ol' Tyler is playing a dirty game here. I'm thinking he's making a play for either H.Pro or ningal and wants to get rid of the competition/make himself look like a hero. It wouldn't surprise me, especially when you consider ningal's responses which cast doubt on what evi's said so far.

Sounds like Evilore just wanted to act up.

[Shadow Mod]

I haven't followed it closely either. I didn't really know it had gone on. That whole real pic meetup thread scares me.

But James came into nba chat after the perma and told a rather different story.

<Jamesfrom818> evilore said i got nintendoll's number under the pretense of the art walk
<Jamesfrom818> which is false
<Jamesfrom818> i got her number right after we left the korean bbq
<Jamesfrom818> we live in the same town and hang out at most of the same places
<Jamesfrom818> so i said we should hang out sometime
<Jamesfrom818> when i was driving her home, i mentioned the art walk is coming up
<Jamesfrom818> so i called nintendoll to see if she texted me
<Jamesfrom818> because she was going to let me know if she was free to hang out
<Jamesfrom818> i have no clue about the stalking
<Jamesfrom818> she never told me to stop texting her
<Jamesfrom818> a simple "stop texting me" would have solved all of our problems
<Jamesfrom818> then the shit with h pro is bullshit too
<Jamesfrom818> he said that i was stalking her too
<Jamesfrom818> i texted h pro this morning about it
<Jamesfrom818> and she called me back
<Jamesfrom818> h pro thinks its complete bullshit
<Jamesfrom818> i don't want to be part of a bullshit site like gaf anymore


It feels like a mess that was bound to happen. I spoiler it because I know yall be hating the drama.

After reading that, I feel like little ol' Tyler is playing a dirty game here. I'm thinking he's making a play for either H.Pro or ningal and wants to get rid of the competition/make himself look like a hero. It wouldn't surprise me, especially when you consider ningal's responses which cast doubt on what evi's said so far.

You think he's got competition from some dude who sends passive aggressive texts at 1am? Fucking internet.

[Barry Egan]

It sounds like she has had bad experiences in the past and that is distorting her perception of what constitutes agressive behavior.  She got freaked out by fairly innocuous clit-hanging before actually drawing a line in the sand verbally (ie hey listen, I'm flattered by your interest but I don't really want to have a thing with you).  Barring him doing something, you know, ACTUALLY aggressive, the burden to speak up is really on her even if it's unpleasant to do.  Oh whoops I actually spent time thinking about this.                             

[Cascade]

I haven't followed it closely either. I didn't really know it had gone on. That whole real pic meetup thread scares me.

But James came into nba chat after the perma and told a rather different story.

<Jamesfrom818> evilore said i got nintendoll's number under the pretense of the art walk
<Jamesfrom818> which is false
<Jamesfrom818> i got her number right after we left the korean bbq
<Jamesfrom818> we live in the same town and hang out at most of the same places
<Jamesfrom818> so i said we should hang out sometime
<Jamesfrom818> when i was driving her home, i mentioned the art walk is coming up
<Jamesfrom818> so i called nintendoll to see if she texted me
<Jamesfrom818> because she was going to let me know if she was free to hang out
<Jamesfrom818> i have no clue about the stalking
<Jamesfrom818> she never told me to stop texting her
<Jamesfrom818> a simple "stop texting me" would have solved all of our problems
<Jamesfrom818> then the shit with h pro is bullshit too
<Jamesfrom818> he said that i was stalking her too
<Jamesfrom818> i texted h pro this morning about it
<Jamesfrom818> and she called me back
<Jamesfrom818> h pro thinks its complete bullshit
<Jamesfrom818> i don't want to be part of a bullshit site like gaf anymore


It feels like a mess that was bound to happen. I spoiler it because I know yall be hating the drama.

After reading that, I feel like little ol' Tyler is playing a dirty game here. I'm thinking he's making a play for either H.Pro or ningal and wants to get rid of the competition/make himself look like a hero. It wouldn't surprise me, especially when you consider ningal's responses which cast doubt on what evi's said so far.

You think he's got competition from some dude who sends passive aggressive texts at 1am? Fucking internet.

Lol, yeah you're right. He probably just wanted to seem like a hero to either h.pro or ningal (or maybe both).

[Shadow Mod]

It sounds like she has had bad experiences in the past and that is distorting her perception of what constitutes agressive behavior.  She got freaked out by fairly innocuous clit-hanging before actually drawing a line in the sand verbally (ie hey listen, I'm flattered by your interest but I don't really want to have a thing with you).  Barring him doing something, you know, ACTUALLY aggressive, the burden to speak up is really on her even if it's unpleasant to do.  Oh whoops I actually spent time thinking about this.                           

I just feel like if I give you my fucking phone number to coordinate another meet better you shouldn't be fucking sending me shit unless I specifically ask. Especially not a barrage of texts at like 11pm or later. Some dudes just never learn that if a chick isn't all that enthusiastic about you talking to her or not really responsive without you prompting her, it's probably time to back the fuck off.

Obviously I'm not nintendoll but that's how I feel about the matter.

[demi]

James needs to get some more pudge and I'd do him.

[fistfulofmetal]

i would stalk the shit out of the chick with the red purse. 

[demi]

Also this creepy stalking story showcasing how warped some people are is exactly what this thread needs. MOAR

[Reb]

I want some puddles stories from awesome-o.

[Momo]

If i ever give you guys my number, the only thing i want  to hear about at 1am is a late night bacon run