Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3491633 times)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14760 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:06:13 PM »

u word?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14761 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:06:21 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 12, 2012, 06:05:18 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2012, 06:04:07 PM
I also think Devo is cool and apologize for some of the things I said back then. I still disagree with a lot of her more feminist positions

If I was a creeper I'd also point out I'm becoming more attracted to her. Instead I'll just say I think we can be good friends

Dude we bros. Bros before hos. Wait. Fuck. How does this work when a bro is a ho.

I'm not a ho guy though. Remember I do have a girlfriend you know

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14762 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:06:36 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 12, 2012, 06:03:40 PM

You mean fap? People who fap to fb pics (especially pals), creepy shit.

the scary thing is that I have imagined doing dirty crap with women I barely know. apparently this is normal for men but it's still pretty creepy. not so much fb stalking, but you use your imagination, ya know?

etiolate · « **Reply #14763 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:07:20 PM »

whats the U word?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14764 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2012, 06:06:21 PM

I'm not a ho guy though. Remember I do have a girlfriend you know

Oh shi. Also methodis who gives a fuck. If I can chill with people whom I felt had the wrong idea about me and get along with them now, it's all water under the fucking bridge. You're the one who keeps bringing it up despite the insults being directed at me. At this point why give a shit.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14765 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:07:59 PM »

ugly?

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this has been my commentary on the effectiveness of boycotts

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fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14766 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:08:11 PM »

umbrella?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14767 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:08:32 PM »

Phoenix Dark, your troll failed. You don't have a girlfriend. Remember?

parallax · « **Reply #14768 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:08:34 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on February 12, 2012, 06:05:18 PM

thats fine if you apologize to her, but it's one thing where theres people here who routinely called her the C word and the U word and just up and forgot it all because shes a girl on the itnernet© that posts here since all the other ones got scared away

unbridled? unapologetic? ugbo? what U word?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14769 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:09:21 PM »

ukulele?

etiolate · « **Reply #14770 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:09:26 PM »

My money is on Uptight

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14771 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:09:26 PM »

unbearable.

Also Himu gives a fuck since he said I disagreed with devo and everyone else because "I want to fuk taht shit yoo". No I don't. I have a grilfriend. I work 9-5 and i live like a normal american. I also do not think a women on the internet is always right and will treat them like i would treat one of you because a bad opinion and a bad poster is a bad opinion and a bad poster.

Boogie · « **Reply #14772 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:09:33 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 12, 2012, 06:05:18 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2012, 06:04:07 PM
I also think Devo is cool and apologize for some of the things I said back then. I still disagree with a lot of her more feminist positions

If I was a creeper I'd also point out I'm becoming more attracted to her. Instead I'll just say I think we can be good friends

Dude we bros. Bros before hos. Wait. Fuck. How does this work when a bro is a ho.

a ho can be a bro

Boogie · « **Reply #14773 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:10:02 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2012, 06:03:55 PM

i'm boycotting the bore until i get added to the news feed

me too

SOLIDARITY

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14774 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:10:21 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 12, 2012, 06:09:33 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 12, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2012, 06:04:07 PM
I also think Devo is cool and apologize for some of the things I said back then. I still disagree with a lot of her more feminist positions

If I was a creeper I'd also point out I'm becoming more attracted to her. Instead I'll just say I think we can be good friends

Dude we bros. Bros before hos. Wait. Fuck. How does this work when a bro is a ho.

a ho can be a bro

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14775 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:10:50 PM »

you can't just say 'the u word' like 'unbearable' is commonly accepted as being 'the u word', dummy.

etiolate · « **Reply #14776 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:11:47 PM »

To be fair to methodis, he gets called that all the time. In his mind, it's a standard.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14777 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:12:23 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 12, 2012, 06:06:36 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 12, 2012, 06:03:40 PM

You mean fap? People who fap to fb pics (especially pals), creepy shit.

the scary thing is that I have imagined doing dirty crap with women I barely know. apparently this is normal for men but it's still pretty creepy. not so much fb stalking, but you use your imagination, ya know?

Any dude who doesn't fantasize about women they don't know is suspect; it's a part of being a straight dude. I have female friends I've known for years who I can't think sexually about, even if they're attractive, but strangers? Shit, remember than Louie scene where he sees a hot girl in the elevator, goes back to his apartment and beats off? I've done that before.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14778 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:12:51 PM »

you are sad PD

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14779 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:13:20 PM »

when given a choice between a female and some dude who chooses to play bass in Rock Band over guitar, i'm gonna choose the female every time. real talk.

Boogie · « **Reply #14780 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:14:12 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 12, 2012, 06:12:50 PM

Apparently James is going to file a lawsuit over this.

lol what

INTERNET. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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He should enlist Waychel to assist him. Tortful.

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Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14781 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:14:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2012, 06:12:23 PM

Shit, remember than Louie scene where he sees a hot girl in the elevator, goes back to his apartment and beats off? I've done that before.

Damn straight.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14782 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:15:29 PM »

you are sad himu

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14783 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:15:40 PM »

i just beat off to nintendoll even though this is the first i've heard of her

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14784 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:16:31 PM »

i've seen the name on gaf a few times but didn't know she was pretty. she's pretty.

parallax · « **Reply #14785 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:16:37 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:13:20 PM

when given a choice between a female and some dude who chooses to play bass in Rock Band over guitar, i'm gonna choose the female every time. real talk.

and what would you do with said female? have her play bass instead?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14786 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:16:44 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 12, 2012, 06:14:12 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 12, 2012, 06:12:50 PM
Apparently James is going to file a lawsuit over this.

lol what

INTERNET. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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He should enlist Waychel to assist him. Tortful.
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fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14787 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:17:49 PM »

most women tend to gravitate towards the singing side of things in my experience.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14788 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:17:51 PM »

We can have Malek or Bebpo defend James.

etiolate · « **Reply #14789 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:18:12 PM »

Quote from: parallax on February 12, 2012, 06:16:37 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:13:20 PM
when given a choice between a female and some dude who chooses to play bass in Rock Band over guitar, i'm gonna choose the female every time. real talk.

and what would you do with said female? have her play bass instead?

the female sings
always

duuuh

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14790 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:18:14 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:17:49 PM

most women tend to gravitate towards the singing side of things in my experience.

losers

It's all about electric, hardest mode

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14791 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:19:18 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 12, 2012, 06:18:12 PM

the female sings
always

duuuh

see? i know women. get off me.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14792 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:19:34 PM »

nintendoll looks like that girl from weeds if she was fatter and uglier

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14793 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:20:29 PM »

wait isn't nintendoll the girl with the red purse?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14794 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:20:37 PM »

this is her right? Eh she's cool but not creepable

parallax · « **Reply #14795 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:20:46 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on February 12, 2012, 06:19:34 PM

nintendoll looks like that girl from weeds if she was fatter and uglier

you are just a bitter pill good sir.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14796 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:21:39 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 12, 2012, 06:20:03 PM

Beating off to girls on the internet? LMAO.

i was just trying to top PD and Himu, man

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14797 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:21:42 PM »

oh... nvm. she's not great. the girl with the red purse though

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14798 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:21:50 PM »

Methodis just needs to learn how to court a lady from BILLY OCEAN

Get out of my dreams and into my moist boxers

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14799 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:21:58 PM »

lets just say i'd text her late at night

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14800 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:22:22 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:21:42 PM

oh... nvm. she's not great. the girl with the red purse though

The scared look on her face is what draws him in the most

Tasty · « **Reply #14801 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:22:42 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on February 12, 2012, 05:09:15 PM

Quote from: Andrex on February 12, 2012, 04:50:46 PM
What is all this relationship jank you guys are talking about? Back to vidyagames jeeze.

In a few years, you'll know what we're talking about. Until then, go play with your pokeymans.

Real Talk: I posted that on a train back home and there was this cute girl next to me and when the dude wouldn't take my printed out ticket since the ticket machine redeemer broke at the station we both ganged up on him. Now I have to ask: WHAT WOULD THE BORE DO NEXT?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14802 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:23:17 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:21:42 PM

oh... nvm. she's not great. the girl with the red purse though

ok nvm, time for me to go the GAF meetup to make you jelly

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14803 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:23:22 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2012, 06:21:39 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 12, 2012, 06:20:03 PM
Beating off to girls on the internet? LMAO.

i was just trying to top PD and Himu, man

whoa now, Himu may roll that way but I'm 100% straight

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14804 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:23:35 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 12, 2012, 06:22:22 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:21:42 PM
oh... nvm. she's not great. the girl with the red purse though

The scared look on her face is what draws him in the most

i just wanna smother her with protection

parallax · « **Reply #14805 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:23:48 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on February 12, 2012, 06:22:42 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on February 12, 2012, 05:09:15 PM
Quote from: Andrex on February 12, 2012, 04:50:46 PM
What is all this relationship jank you guys are talking about? Back to vidyagames jeeze.

In a few years, you'll know what we're talking about. Until then, go play with your pokeymans.

Real Talk: I posted that on a train back home and there was this cute girl next to me and when the dude wouldn't take my printed out ticket since the ticket machine redeemer broke at the station we both ganged up on him. Now I have to ask: WHAT WOULD THE BORE DO NEXT?

go on my merry way? whats the big deal about that?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14806 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:24:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2012, 06:23:22 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2012, 06:21:39 PM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 12, 2012, 06:20:03 PM
Beating off to girls on the internet? LMAO.

i was just trying to top PD and Himu, man

whoa now, Himu may roll that way but I'm 100% straight

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14807 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:25:32 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:23:35 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 12, 2012, 06:22:22 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:21:42 PM
oh... nvm. she's not great. the girl with the red purse though

The scared look on her face is what draws him in the most

i just wanna smother her with protection

etiolate · « **Reply #14808 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on February 12, 2012, 06:22:42 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on February 12, 2012, 05:09:15 PM
Quote from: Andrex on February 12, 2012, 04:50:46 PM
What is all this relationship jank you guys are talking about? Back to vidyagames jeeze.

In a few years, you'll know what we're talking about. Until then, go play with your pokeymans.

Real Talk: I posted that on a train back home and there was this cute girl next to me and when the dude wouldn't take my printed out ticket since the ticket machine redeemer broke at the station we both ganged up on him. Now I have to ask: WHAT WOULD THE BORE DO NEXT?

Ignore her until she dons you worthy

cosigned by devo

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14809 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:25:38 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2012, 06:23:17 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:21:42 PM
oh... nvm. she's not great. the girl with the red purse though

ok nvm, time for me to go the GAF meetup to make you jelly

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14810 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:25:43 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:23:35 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 12, 2012, 06:22:22 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2012, 06:21:42 PM
oh... nvm. she's not great. the girl with the red purse though

The scared look on her face is what draws him in the most

i just wanna smother her with protection

I'm no simp but I'd totally save Fionna Apple or Allison Brie

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14811 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:27:58 PM »

lol went into the nyc gaf meetup thread, which originally had that girl's username in the OT. it's since been deleted. poor girl must be terrified.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14812 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:28:45 PM »

What about beating off to guys on the internet?

parallax · « **Reply #14813 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:29:01 PM »

the captain card is always a trap pd. it never bears the results you want.

demi · « **Reply #14814 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on February 12, 2012, 06:28:45 PM

What about beating off to guys on the internet?

100% Acceptable

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14815 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:29:47 PM »

demi can I be unlepered

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14816 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:30:06 PM »

she has no reason.... to be afraid.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14817 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:31:03 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 12, 2012, 06:29:21 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on February 12, 2012, 06:28:45 PM
What about beating off to guys on the internet?

100% Acceptable

Sweet

parallax · « **Reply #14818 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:31:04 PM »

what does it mean to be a leper here?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #14819 on:** February 12, 2012, 06:31:38 PM »

Allison Brie in Mad Men is so adorable.

Look at that.

Mad Men Allison > Community Allison

News:

Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3491633 times)