The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Momo]

You all should post in the Bork Laser thread!

[DCharlieJP]

Oh, I have no idea when I'm heading to Japan, just that I'm definitely getting there sooner rather than later.  For now, Europe is the focus.  But we'll hang out when I get there, for sure. 

And I know, right?  I'm 2 and a half weeks into my trip now and haven't made anything happen, despite a fair share of women pretty obviously being into me.  Things just haven't really lined up yet, and being sick for the past week is really not helping matters.  Not sweating it, not gonna try to force the issue, and Spain is sort of a problem anyway since no one speaks Ingles. I'll get a romance going soon enough, though, or otherwise I'll relinquish my man card ;b

that's the thing - no need to force it Non-UK Europe is a nice place, you can see a lot of great places and meet a lot of great/open minded people. You don't need to rush in - it sort of ... just happens.

You'll be fine - sure you'll have fun there - it's a beautiful part of the world and it gets more and more interesting the further away you are from it

I'd just add that - much to my surprise - German women are AMAZING. Definitely my pick of Europe. :O

[CajoleJuice]

Haha, Kagari, no comment, except: the Titanic vacation kickstarter was adorable ;b

whoa, evilore! hang out here, bro, and ignore these fat feggits.

so high and mighty now that you're not a fat taco anymore, huh

[Polyh3dron]

wow, that chic fil a thread... didn't read the whole thing but at least one of those bans seemed unwarranted.

oh, and sup, evil.

[Cerveza mas fina]

  I hope you guys can treat Evilore with the same respect we treat all members

Haha, Kagari, no comment, except: the Titanic vacation kickstarter was adorable ;b

whoa, evilore! hang out here, bro, and ignore these fat feggits.

so high and mighty now that you're not a fat taco anymore, huh

No more cinnebuns for Prole

[Cindi Mayweather]

Haven't interacted on a splinter board in a really, really long time, not since I posted nude photos of Olimario's girlfriend wife on OA  I think!

I guess you haven't seen any updates lately. He put a ring on it

wait

wait

wait

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kabouter]

that's the thing - no need to force it Non-UK Europe is a nice place, you can see a lot of great places and meet a lot of great/open minded people. You don't need to rush in - it sort of ... just happens.

Non-UK Europe? Really? Is the UK that bad?

[thisismyusername]

Uh-oh. Daddy's here. Time to go away? 

that's the thing - no need to force it Non-UK Europe is a nice place, you can see a lot of great places and meet a lot of great/open minded people. You don't need to rush in - it sort of ... just happens.

Non-UK Europe? Really? Is the UK that bad?

UK's always been that bad bro. Where have you been?

[Kabouter]

Uh-oh. Daddy's here. Time to go away? 

that's the thing - no need to force it Non-UK Europe is a nice place, you can see a lot of great places and meet a lot of great/open minded people. You don't need to rush in - it sort of ... just happens.

Non-UK Europe? Really? Is the UK that bad?

UK's always been that bad bro. Where have you been?

Well, I'd certainly take it over Moldova. But hey, that's just from the outside looking in!

[thisismyusername]

Man, Tyler, Europe must be pretty lame if you're choosing now to finally register on The Bore.

It's 3am and I just got back to the hotel from my tapas bar crawl an hour or so ago, and I'm coughing uncontrollably, unable to sleep or do a whole lot, so it's fine time to shoot the shit with the alternative userbase ;b

Yer such a sweetheart when not banning peeps 

It's a completely different Evi. I wish he was this transparent on GAF... I know he does those "oh you really don't know the backroom politics of Red Scarlett, etc. etc. etc." in public but I'm more talking policies and bans. At least explain some of the questionable bans.

Uh-oh. Daddy's here. Time to go away? 

that's the thing - no need to force it Non-UK Europe is a nice place, you can see a lot of great places and meet a lot of great/open minded people. You don't need to rush in - it sort of ... just happens.

Non-UK Europe? Really? Is the UK that bad?

UK's always been that bad bro. Where have you been?

Well, I'd certainly take it over Moldova. But hey, that's just from the outside looking in!

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I'm American. I'm just yanking the Brit's chain.

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[Momo]

evilore posts, suddenly all the bitching stops.

and etoilet proves he is the realest brotha on eb.

icon etoilet.
unleper methodis.
dehumanize borys.
lock this thread.

edit: bm.

How does one do that?

Porn

[Human Snorenado]

evilore posts, suddenly all the bitching stops.

and etoilet proves he is the realest brotha on eb.

icon etoilet.
unleper methodis.
dehumanize borys.
lock this thread.

edit: bm.

How does one do that?

Porn

Since this is Borys we're talking about, specifically IR porn.  Gonna call up Mandingo and feed Borys' sweet polish ass to him.

[brob]

While I agree with Charlie on German girls being A grade, czech girls are by the bestest.

 

[Brehvolution]

If G-fex posted a link to his Selena Gomez gif site, he would win the heart of a certain Mupepe.

[nudemacusers]

I never thought one would need to explain why complaining about movie spoilers on a different forum while people are discussing a spree killing is tactless and immature but well here we are.

[Eggman]

macuser do you like cock?

[nudemacusers]

macuser do you like cock?

Only on holidays

[Broseidon]

Oh hello G-Fex.

[Momo]

That chicken thread sure is stupid

[Verdigris Murder]

G-fex, why are you unhealthily obsessed over this places favourite poster blame space?

[EviLore]

Haha, it's all good.  I check in here from time to time to see what people have to say when there aren't any consequences for saying it.  Sometimes it's a little over the top, but it's usually fun.

Haven't interacted on a splinter board in a really, really long time, not since I posted nude photos of Olimario's girlfriend on OA  I think!

Whoa.

Is that really you?

I know you hate me with animal hatred but keep up what you are doing, Evil. There are lot of people hating on you because of pure envy.

Yo Borys, yeah, really me.  Since when do I hate you, mang? Not at all.  If anything, you getting booted from gaf was just a political necessity so that we could move into the Post-Borys PC-Console Relations Era, haha, no joke.  The well was kind of poisoned until that point; you had become a proxy for the whole gaf PC gaming community, and you were too aggressive toward the console kids for that to be sustainable.  That's all it was. 

Hey EvilLore, sup. We've had our disagreements but I just want to say that what you did for Amir0x's mom was awesome. Just when I think GAF is hopeless, something like that happens.

Yeah, the overall gaf response was touching.  It's kind of strange though, Ami said he was going to post a thank you video but never did.  And never followed up with any updates at all as soon as the cash flow stopped.  Would have been appropriate to do something like that so that all the people who put money in could see where it was going and hear about how his mom was doing with the at-home treatments and everything, but I'm sure he's dealing with a lot right now, so whatever. 

[Brehvolution]

If gfex is KoG, does that mean parralax is plywood?

[Verdigris Murder]

Hi E'ilore, its good you've got the getting travel-ill bit out of your system now. And ignore the weird digs at assgrabbergate, its envy manifested.

I enjoyed The Raid quite a bit, and I recommend that if you enjoyed that, you should seriously watch Kill List.

[EviLore]

Will check out Kill List, thanks.

EviLore, why do you think some people take arguments about videogames so seriously?

Should I do an AMA? Haha, well, why does anyone take anything seriously on the internet?  Emotional and/or financial investment, mainly.  I'm way past giving a shit, personally, and I've sort of given up video games (shhh), at least for the time being while I explore other avenues and attempt to lead a more interesting life, but I understand where it's all coming from since I've been a gaffer for 13 years now.

[Shaka Khan]

I used to check Ami's thread hoping we'd see some updates, or the thank you video, but he never came through. I obviously didn't *need* a verification, as I don't think anyone would go through the trouble of fabricating all that, but it would have been nice to see her doing, well, better.

I think I pitched in $15, I didn't even need to read the entire thread, I just kept thinking "this is the woman who got beat up over a south park episode, she deserves at least $1 for every time I brought that story up."

[Eggman]

AWESOM-O because people are stupid.

[Brehvolution]

Maybe it's done for a laugh, but Hitokage is the last person I think would use a MLP avatar.

[Reb]

This thread is hilarious now.

I'll ask the two questions you babies always whine about in this thread:

1. How much ad moneys do you earn from neogaf?
2. Why don't you spend some on better servers?

[Eggman]

Rebiak shut your whore mouth.

[parallax]

If gfex is KoG, does that mean parralax is plywood?

how did you put that together?

Maybe it's done for a laugh, but Hitokage is the last person I think would use a MLP avatar.

shocked hes a furry?

[Shaka Khan]

I think word got out about the first question. Second question is legit though. Seriously, the site is still struggling, and it's been too unstable ever since EL left. I think his admins are fucking around.

[Brehvolution]

If gfex is KoG, does that mean parralax is plywood?

how did you put that together?

Maybe it's done for a laugh, but Hitokage is the last person I think would use a MLP avatar.

shocked hes a furry?

Just throwing that out there.

Yes, actually.

[fistfulofmetal]

I don't have any questions for evilore.

[Van Cruncheon]

Haha, Kagari, no comment, except: the Titanic vacation kickstarter was adorable ;b

whoa, evilore! hang out here, bro, and ignore these fat feggits.

so high and mighty now that you're not a fat taco anymore, huh

i've always been high and mighty, you fat taco. now i just have one less easy joke for my haters to toss out there. i still have a weak jawline, a nasally voice, and shitty fashion sense so go crazy on that, now!

[EviLore]

Yeah shit's gone downhill recently server-wise, and we're not sure why, but probably just growing pains as always and hitting another wall.  Yesterday I deployed an 80 core xeon array, though, , we're probably moving to that this weekend.

[Reb]

Haha, Kagari, no comment, except: the Titanic vacation kickstarter was adorable ;b

whoa, evilore! hang out here, bro, and ignore these fat feggits.

so high and mighty now that you're not a fat taco anymore, huh

i've always been high and mighty, you fat taco. now i just have one less easy joke for my haters to toss out there. i still have a weak jawline, a nasally voice, and shitty fashion sense so go crazy on that, now!

Shut it Fran Dresscher.

[fistfulofmetal]

banning borys for being too hardcore pc-only is pretty funny considering how he's become a consolefag.

edit: even borys agrees

[EviLore]

Haha, it's all good.  I check in here from time to time to see what people have to say when there aren't any consequences for saying it.  Sometimes it's a little over the top, but it's usually fun.

Haven't interacted on a splinter board in a really, really long time, not since I posted nude photos of Olimario's girlfriend on OA  I think!

Whoa.

Is that really you?

I know you hate me with animal hatred but keep up what you are doing, Evil. There are lot of people hating on you because of pure envy.

Yo Borys, yeah, really me.  Since when do I hate you, mang? Not at all.  If anything, you getting booted from gaf was just a political necessity so that we could move into the Post-Borys PC-Console Relations Era, haha, no joke.  The well was kind of poisoned until that point; you had become a proxy for the whole gaf PC gaming community, and you were too aggressive toward the console kids for that to be sustainable.  That's all it was. 

So I suffered like Jesus did. Pretty awesome.

Things have changed dramatically for me when it comes to PC gaming. I'm quite ... away from it right now and for the last few years. In fact I was called a console peasant on this very forum

Anyway if/when you come over to Poland on your Euro trip give me a holla via PM here or on your forum if you know my alt and you should as I even PM'd you about it after approval

We can have some fun in Cracov or Warsaw if you get here.

Cool, will do.

[Momo]

Yeah shit's gone downhill recently server-wise, and we're not sure why, but probably just growing pains as always and hitting another wall.  Yesterday I deployed an 80 core xeon array, though, , we're probably moving to that this weekend.

Why do you think it is HW? Is there any commonality between the errors in your log files or are they random? I have some time since I was complaining about being bored and would we willing to steer you in the right direction so I can laugh at that chicken thread in peace.

[Cascade]

Borys: What PC hardware do you have? I remember Evi saying you annoyed him as you had a crappy PC but were still a PC gaming evangelist.

[Human Snorenado]

If you're Evillore, unban me from GAF!

The reason I got banned was crazy anyway, if I remember correctly. I was being sarcastic.

NPA!  No Personality Allowed!  Be just another gear in the machine or get the hammer, young'n.

[Rahxephon91]

If you're Evillore, unban me from GAF!

The reason I got banned was crazy anyway, if I remember correctly. I was being sarcastic.

Hey buddy, get in line!

[Mr. Gundam]

We've crossed the streams.

[Shaka Khan]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

[Chinner]

what other gaf celebrity will we get next?

[Steve Youngblood]

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

Any time I see this joked about, I begin to wonder what would be considered "the right price." Would a cock pic suffice, or is there a possibility that someone is going to get crazy and do something stupid like "demi, there's a topic I need to argue in right now, and my new alt hasn't gotten approval yet! I'll give you $100 for access to GAF!"

[Robo]

Should I do an AMA?

On this forum, we do a "i'm drunk ask me qusetions" where you'll be required to think of as many adjectives as you can to describe your penis and offer up a few intimate relationship details that you'll be pining to take back the next day.  Just as insightful.

[Human Snorenado]

Should I do an AMA?

On this forum, we do a "i'm drunk ask me qusetions" where you'll be required to think of as many adjectives as you can to describe your penis and offer up a few intimate relationship details that you'll be pining to take back the next day.  Just as insightful.

Also known as "The Full Gillo"

[Shaka Khan]

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

Any time I see this joked about, I begin to wonder what would be considered "the right price." Would a cock pic suffice, or is there a possibility that someone is going to get crazy and do something stupid like "demi, there's a topic I need to argue in right now, and my new alt hasn't gotten approval yet! I'll give you $100 for access to GAF!"

It depends. If you're a chubby, Demi will offer one alt in exchange for one or more nude pics, depending on how close you are to his preferred bear form (i.e. Nick Frost). If not, he'll gladly give one of his accounts up for the price of a full retail release, as long as you're a decent human being.  However if he finds you irritating he'll hike up the price to $100, and if you're a sappy and extremely annoying bitch he won't even respond to any PMs or public outcries.

I am 100% serious, by the way. All three scenarios have been tested.

[Huff]

what other gaf celebrity will we get next?

jett

i think he's been registered here for a while

[Rahxephon91]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

[Human Snorenado]

Jesus, how old are you?  12?

[Steve Youngblood]

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to GAF to discuss Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Solid.

[Rahxephon91]

Jesus, how old are you?  12?

22.

I can't help that I care about something that you think is stupid. Oh noes!

[Shaka Khan]

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to GAF to discuss Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Solid.

Same here. PM me a link so we can post together, agree with each other and stuff. I'm going to revel in it.

[Verdigris Murder]

Hi Evilore,

I was banned a while ago, just after my flesh-tube pushed out a bundle of red anger. Due to the birth of my daughter being forever associated with my cruel and unjust banning I haven't really been able to give her the attention she needs (I guess). Whenever I have to spend time with her it's just too damn painful, as her presence just reminds me of those fecund pastures of a place I held so dear. If you care for children, and you're a father too, please unban me.

Yours sincerely

Pimpwerx PEACE.

[Verdigris Murder]

Holy shit it worked.

PEACE

[Steve Youngblood]

Same here. PM me a link so we can post together, agree with each other and stuff. I'm going to revel in it.

I was almost going to commit to this, but the only thing happening right now is a Versus XIII cancellation rumor, and I'm not sure how to even fake a stance on this.

[Barry Egan]

Holy shit it worked.

PEACE

Oh my god congratulations please let this mean you're not posting here anymore.

[Diunx]

You bunch of pussy ass feggits are already on this assholes balls. Fuck you Evilore. Fuck your fat face! 

never thought I'd see the day ya'll be simpin this cunt. Fucking fo reals im out!!!

Is EL still posting here? I'll give you the number of an excellent brothel in zaragoza(best blow jobs in the Iberian Peninsula) if you change my gaf name.