The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[fistfulofmetal]

if i was unbanned i would literally only ever post in the wrestling thread.

[BlackMage]

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

Any time I see this joked about, I begin to wonder what would be considered "the right price." Would a cock pic suffice, or is there a possibility that someone is going to get crazy and do something stupid like "demi, there's a topic I need to argue in right now, and my new alt hasn't gotten approval yet! I'll give you $100 for access to GAF!"

So that's why he never responds to my pms

It depends. If you're a chubby, Demi will offer one alt in exchange for one or more nude pics, depending on how close you are to his preferred bear form (i.e. Nick Frost). If not, he'll gladly give one of his accounts up for the price of a full retail release, as long as you're a decent human being.  However if he finds you irritating he'll hike up the price to $100, and if you're a sappy and extremely annoying bitch he won't even respond to any PMs or public outcries.

I am 100% serious, by the way. All three scenarios have been tested.

[parallax]

if i was unbanned i would literally only ever post in the wrestling thread.

im calling shenanigans on that.

[Tasty]

Jesus, how old are you?  12?

22.

I can't help that I care about something that you think is stupid. Oh noes!

Shouldn't have gotten banned.



*posts on GAF*

[fistfulofmetal]

if i was unbanned i would literally only ever post in the wrestling thread.

im calling shenanigans on that.

i don't really care about the community in general. the only time i ever have a desire to post anymore is when i read the wrestling thread

[Stoney Mason]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

lulz. This thread has reached its pathetic pinnacle. Which is saying something.

[Rahxephon91]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

lulz. This thread has reached its pathetic pinnacle. Which is saying something.

This entire 600+ thread is about people bitching and/or talking about whats going on in another forum. I'm not sure how I'm the pinnacle of it's pathetic self. Whatever.

[Stoney Mason]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

lulz. This thread has reached its pathetic pinnacle. Which is saying something.

This entire 600+ thread is about people bitching and/or talking about whats going on a forum. I'm not sure how I'm the pinnacle of it's pathetic self. Whatever.

I just call it em like I see em.

[Tasty]

This entire 600+ thread is about people bitching and/or talking about whats going on in another forum. I'm not sure how I'm the pinnacle of it's pathetic self. Whatever.

Because you're being a whiny pathetic simp. Man up.

[BlueTsunami]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

lulz. This thread has reached its pathetic pinnacle. Which is saying something.

This entire 600+ thread is about people bitching and/or talking about whats going on a forum. I'm not sure how I'm the pinnacle of it's pathetic self. Whatever.

We shake our fists at the injustices of NeoGAF and the stupidity of its denizens, its another thing to neatly lay benjamins at the feet of the alter of EviLore and letting out an undulating cry in appeasement. But I have to say, everyone was waiting to see who'd earnestly accost him about NeoGAF reinstatement.

[Stoney Mason]

For what its worth I didn't notice the Evilore posting thing (if it really is him) until late in the day. I never liked the way he ran his site. I'm glad I don't post there anymore. But its cool if he's let bygones be bygones and made a cameo appearance. It's like a minor celebrity dropping by the bore especially in a thread like this. It somehow feels fitting.

[brob]

wasn't it rahxephon who broke down on the neogaf facebook page after being permed over some trivial shit? y'all knew all along how this bad boy rolls.

[Cindi Mayweather]

I don't like how GAF is ran these days but I'm cool if EviLore dropped by. All my fave gaffers post here and on irc anyways. Who needs gaf yo

[Shaka Khan]

Do you still visit GAF's IRC, Himu?

[Verdigris Murder]

Holy shit it worked.

PEACE

Oh my god congratulations please let this mean you're not posting here anymore.

Began, I too share a love of Magician. That kinda looks facetious, but it's not; you probably read some of Terry Brooks' stuff as well.

In a way, the first three books are fucking awesome, and weirdly similar to Grrms stuff, but more fun to read.

[Jansen]

dude don't activate killself.exe over a message board!

[Cindi Mayweather]

Do you still visit GAF's IRC, Himu?

Yeah, it's a fun group of people. I've started dropping by more lately. I mostly get on irc so I can talk to Segata and Aeana and the old jrpg clique though and I'm glad I don't have to do it through gaf, anymore. Ya know?

[Shaka Khan]

Awww, I had no idea both still frequent it. Last time I was there it was just gaimeguy and co. yapping about UFC. Zzzzzzz.

[demi]

Anyone have the GaimeGuy pic? I think I have it. He's so hideous, perfect for dwelling on IRC.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Awww, I had no idea both still frequent it. Last time I was there it was just gaimeguy and co. yapping about UFC. Zzzzzzz.

They don't go to #ga. We have our own secret channel. Ditto to Kev, Duckroll;etc

[Shaka Khan]

PM secret room please.

[Van Cruncheon]

pm me with the server/chan name for segata and cronies

[Kabouter]

Nobody ever tells me about secret rooms

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Where will I now extensively discuss my experiences with the one JRPG I ever finished?!

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[CajoleJuice]

never getting sucked back into IRC again

[tiesto]

Nobody ever tells me about secret rooms

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Where will I now extensively discuss my experiences with the one JRPG I ever finished?!

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In one mine or magoose's threads of course 

Also, anyone know why the guy "jarrod" got banned? I was always a fan of him, big oldsool action RPG fan. But he seemed to get permed around 2009 or something.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Also, anyone know why the guy "jarrod" got banned? I was always a fan of him, big oldsool action RPG fan. But he seemed to get permed around 2009 or something.

shit poster

[Tasty]

Nobody ever tells me about secret rooms

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Where will I now extensively discuss my experiences with the one JRPG I ever finished?!

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In one mine or magoose's threads of course 

Also, anyone know why the guy "jarrod" got banned? I was always a fan of him, big oldsool action RPG fan. But he seemed to get permed around 2009 or something.

Was he the one who was super helpful in the Wii homebrew thread?

[Shadow Mod]

Starting to wonder if the average age of the new batch of juniors is like 14.

[Atramental]

They're probably 18.

18 is the new 14.

[Momo]

Do you IRC guys remember bloodninja?

[KoG]

KOG, are you ever going to play Dayz?

I gave up weeks ago trying to make it work.  I wish I could make it work.

Unfortunate. I'd appreciate having a wrestling fan around and I'm a fan of your posts.

I'll try to make it work but outlook not so good.

Have you tried six updater?

Yes it didn't work.  If I ever join a server it becomes  a really dark fucked up color and there's literally nobody around and if there is they're frozen in place and I can't open doors etc.

Oh hello G-Fex.

Hi.

G-fex, why are you unhealthily obsessed over this places favourite poster blame space?

I'm not, he's supposed to be my rival.

if i was unbanned i would literally only ever post in the wrestling thread.

Well since I never really got to know you, I didn't know you were a wrestling fan.

[Takao]

If blame space is your rival how come it was Timedog vs. blame space and not you?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

If blame space is your rival how come it was Timedog vs. blame space and not you?

Please do not talk about narcissistic shitty forum personalities on this board, thanks.

[KoG]

If blame space is your rival how come it was Timedog vs. blame space and not you?

Cause I was wrong lol.

Ah who cares.

[KoG]

G-Fex, why do people fap to a children's cartoon about magical horses?

Because.  They need to.

[Atramental]

It's all about that hot pony ass.

Or at least that's what they tell me.

[KoG]

Can't tell what's worse, anime about implied incest or ponies.

Your call.

[Phoenix Dark]

Aren't you that guy who finds 16 year olds on Disney/Nick attractive?

[KoG]

Aren't you that guy who finds 16 year olds on Disney/Nick attractive?

Sure!

Then I killed off that community

[parallax]

Aren't you that guy who finds 16 year olds on Disney/Nick attractive?

Sure!

Then I killed off that community

i would say thats messed up, but that shit was seeping into other threads.

[KoG]

Aren't you that guy who finds 16 year olds on Disney/Nick attractive?

Sure!

Then I killed off that community

i would say thats messed up, but that shit was seeping into other threads.

Right, so I got to the root of the problem before it got worse.

[Brehvolution]

Aren't you that guy who finds 16 year olds on Disney/Nick attractive?

They are all 18 now though.

[Tasty]

If evilore is still answering questions:

I was permabanned a while back for reasons that I believed were bullshit. It was during the whole WYL thing(that was one shitboard btw) and I was banned for advertising it, even though I only invited some dude named cries of the past or some shit cause Costanza asked me if I could in one of the wyl threads. Now I'm not asking to be unbanned, I have an alt that I barely use anyway. Just why go straight to a permaban? (the username was wRATH2x)

Also if I would have been for advertising any other board, it was inviting people to the bore. I did that a lot.

Get it together man.

The Wrath2x character wouldn't even like GAF right now since your waifu Dragona is gone.

[Human Snorenado]

Jeez, Rahx, pull yourself together, man.  It sounds like you need to unplug from the internet for a few months and remind yourself about what's really worth caring about in life.

...Versus getting cancelled? 

[fistfulofmetal]

i don't know about you guys but i value my e-persona a great deal.

[Human Snorenado]

I remember when I used to care about my e-persona, back in 2005 or whatever.  Now I find it easier to just be an asshole in every medium available to me in life, that way I won't get confused.

[king of the internet]

I remember when I used to care about my e-persona, back in 2005 or whatever.  Now I find it easier to just be an asshole in every medium available to me in life, that way I won't get confused.

You've grown so much since then, haven't you? We could all learn a lot from you, I think. It's important to have humbling experiences.

[Human Snorenado]

I remember when I used to care about my e-persona, back in 2005 or whatever.  Now I find it easier to just be an asshole in every medium available to me in life, that way I won't get confused.

You've grown so much since then, haven't you? We could all learn a lot from you, I think. It's important to have humbling experiences.

I mean, I'm no KING OF THE INTERNET but I have figured out that a few things, like kill everything with fire until it's dead, etc.

[Shadow Mod]

I remember when I used to care about my e-persona, back in 2005 or whatever.  Now I find it easier to just be an asshole in every medium available to me in life, that way I won't get confused.

You've grown so much since then, haven't you? We could all learn a lot from you, I think. It's important to have humbling experiences.

I mean, I'm no KING OF THE INTERNET but I have figured out that a few things, like kill everything with fire until it's dead, etc.

There should just be a 2 drink minimum to post on the internet.

[Diunx]

Aren't you that guy who finds 16 year olds on Disney/Nick attractive?

Nothing wrong with that

[Dickie Dee]

nm

[DJ_Tet]

man this thread took off 

[Momo]

Tet, did you rehost your avatar? it seems to have slipped past my adblock o-o

[thisismyusername]

It's all about that hot pony ass.

Or at least that's what they tell me.

Smoooooth.

Wrath: Your ban is like two years old, yeah the reasons are a bit bullshit but it's old news. The only thing you could do is get a little transparency from Evilore. But I doubt he'll come back into the thread to post ban reasons that were questionable at the time. 

Also Linux-GAF wants to run the servers

[Cindi Mayweather]

Wrath: Your ban is like two years old, yeah the reasons are a bit bullshit but it's old news. The only thing you could do is get a little transparency from Evilore. But I doubt he'll come back into the thread to post ban reasons that were questionable at the time. 

I was unbanned by Hito after over a year and some change of being perma banned. It can happen and I'm pretty sure Wrath's offense was a lot less worse than mine: insulting AmiRox and calling him a crackhead.

[Tasty]

Isn't he an admitted crackhead though? I forget how many substances he's abused.

[Cindi Mayweather]

The point is that I insulted a mod, not that he's a crackhead.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21382711&postcount=102

edit: I like how his drug days are in color.

[ManaByte]

The point is that I insulted a mod, not that he's a crackhead.

And I'm sure right after he perma banned you, he responded to your post with some holier than thou attitude that you couldn't react to as you were perm'd, which he did to almost everyone he perm'd.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Ami didn't perma me. Wasabi did.