Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3491597 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25800 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:38:23 AM »

*raises hand*

Used to "robo trip" as we called it back then when I was a poor, stupid college student. It was one of the dumber things I ever did to catch a buzz.

FatalT · « **Reply #25801 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:39:21 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 23, 2012, 03:38:23 AM

*raises hand*

Used to "robo trip" as we called it back then when I was a poor, stupid college student. It was one of the dumber things I ever did to catch a buzz.

I plead the fif on the tussin. Although I will at least leave this song.

Quote from: Green Man on July 23, 2012, 03:38:37 AM

I honestly can't sleep until this ends. I gotta know if this dude really kills himself or not. Maybe death by cop?

Man, I'm really fucked up.

Edit: Is it wrong that I think this guy is a loser? I mean, I have problems being attached to the internet (which I've already discussed) but man, he is really fucking with a lot of people right now over some bullshit. And the tweeting just feels so over dramatic.

Real talk: I've taken shits that were more dramatic than his "Suicide Live Tweeting." Like, I got all sweaty and strained really hard. Then there was blood on the toilet paper and I thought I was dying. Nope, turned out it was just hemorrhoids. Next time I have hemorrhoids I'll be sure to live tweet.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25802 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:45:29 AM »

By the way, my post wasn't directed at PD, but at the Sadsic. I'm an old fashioned guy, and I believe that if you have to kill yourself, do it in the privacy of your home and don't involve thousands of people.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25803 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:47:16 AM »

Never heard of Benatrips

FatalT · « **Reply #25804 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:48:00 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 23, 2012, 03:45:29 AM

By the way, my post wasn't directed at PD, but at the Sadsic. I'm an old fashioned guy, and I believe that if you have to kill yourself, do it in the privacy of your home and don't involve thousands of people.

BUT-BUT-BUT MY LIFE IS SO HARD AND I HATE GOING TO SCHOOL AND MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 03:47:16 AM

Never heard of Benatrips

I really want to make a joke about black people and drugs here but I'm coming up with nothing. Next time PD? Call me maybe?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25805 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:48:07 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 23, 2012, 03:45:29 AM

By the way, my post wasn't directed at PD, but at the Sadsic. I'm an old fashioned guy, and I believe that if you have to kill yourself, do it in the privacy of your home and don't involve thousands of people.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here (I don't know this guy and haven't followed this shit at all) and say that from the little bit of stuff that I know about everything, attention is probably what he's mostly going after as opposed to killing himself. Not saying he TOTALLY DOESN'T WANT TO, but if you do then there are way better ways of doing it than taking a bunch of benadryl and tweeting about it.

FatalT · « **Reply #25806 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:51:07 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 23, 2012, 03:48:07 AM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 23, 2012, 03:45:29 AM
By the way, my post wasn't directed at PD, but at the Sadsic. I'm an old fashioned guy, and I believe that if you have to kill yourself, do it in the privacy of your home and don't involve thousands of people.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here (I don't know this guy and haven't followed this shit at all) and say that from the little bit of stuff that I know about everything, attention is probably what he's mostly going after as opposed to killing himself. Not saying he TOTALLY DOESN'T WANT TO, but if you do then there are way better ways of doing it than taking a bunch of benadryl and tweeting about it.

Something tells me now is the worst possible time to make a copycat thread on GAF. It seems like it would be in bad taste but all these people posting in that thread about opening the door is just too much.

"Open the door sadsic. Stay strong our thoughts are with you. Open the door. "

"Open the door, and embrace a new leaf Sadsic.
Show them your strength to face life. "

"Don't close the door on your life, sadsic. Open your door, let them in. They're here to help you. You can make it, but it all starts with you! "

It's like what I listen to in group at rehab.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25807 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:03:41 AM »

I've heard of black people using codeine obviously, but this drip shit...nah bros

FatalT · « **Reply #25808 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:05:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 04:03:41 AM

I've heard of black people using codeine obviously, but this drip shit...nah bros

C'mon man. You've never lived until you've woken up from a benatrip or a robotrip and eaten a delicious sugar sandwich with some kool-aid.

Momo · « **Reply #25809 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:09:20 AM »

FatalT · « **Reply #25810 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:23:47 AM »

For $100,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Second question.

For $5,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Okay, let's be honest here. What's the smallest amount of money it would take for you to suck a man's penis?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25811 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:30:31 AM »

There are people out there who're willing to pay money to suck cock. And that makes me sick to my stomach.

Tasty · « **Reply #25812 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:34:04 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 23, 2012, 04:23:47 AM

For $100,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Second question.

For $5,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Okay, let's be honest here. What's the smallest amount of money it would take for you to suck a man's penis?

Probably about $20 grand, but it depends on the man.

It'd be $150k for demi, and $20k for Shaka.

#NOHOMO, #YOLO

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25813 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:42:43 AM »

First off no homo to the maximum

I'd certainly suck a dude's dick for $5k, possibly $1k depending on the dude. I feel like it's something I'd be good at. I've watched enough porn to know what works best, and my own pleasure experience would come in handy too. For instance I like girls that play with your balls and actually look at your dick - smh @ chicks who want to close their eyes or just look in your eyes. Fuck that, worship the dick ma'am

Do I have to take the load though? I'd prefer to make the dude nut on his own belly for shits and giggles

Momo · « **Reply #25814 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:45:48 AM »

If I suck a mans dick it is going to be for enough money to never ever have to work again. And medical so i can go for weekly hypnosis to erase my memories.

FatalT · « **Reply #25815 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:46:16 AM »

Losing my shit here. I like the way this turned out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25816 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:49:40 AM »

Quote from: Momo on July 23, 2012, 04:45:48 AM

If I suck a mans dick it is going to be for enough money to never ever have to work again. And medical so i can go for weekly hypnosis to erase my memories.

(pause)

Is sucking a dude's dick really that traumatic? It's not like you're being banged in the ass or will feel any physical side effects afterwards.

(pause)

FatalT · « **Reply #25817 on:** July 23, 2012, 05:05:36 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 04:49:40 AM

Quote from: Momo on July 23, 2012, 04:45:48 AM
If I suck a mans dick it is going to be for enough money to never ever have to work again. And medical so i can go for weekly hypnosis to erase my memories.

(pause)

Is sucking a dude's dick really that traumatic? It's not like you're being banged in the ass or will feel any physical side effects afterwards.

(pause)

It could be traumatic if said dick was AIDS-infested and then caused you to become HIV positive. Or maybe you have some weird PTSD with phallic objects being shoved into your face. Maybe you were repeatedly hit in the face with things when you were in the womb? I dunno, that's not my call. That's up to the therapists you talked to about your PTSD.

Momo · « **Reply #25818 on:** July 23, 2012, 05:14:48 AM »

I dunno, it's not like it's something I want to do, so I'd go max and exploit the situation to get what I always wanted. (To retire in my 20's) Assuming said man is Oprah rich. $5 million would do it for me.

etiolate · « **Reply #25819 on:** July 23, 2012, 05:18:36 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 04:49:40 AM

Quote from: Momo on July 23, 2012, 04:45:48 AM
If I suck a mans dick it is going to be for enough money to never ever have to work again. And medical so i can go for weekly hypnosis to erase my memories.

(pause)

Is sucking a dude's dick really that traumatic? It's not like you're being banged in the ass or will feel any physical side effects afterwards.

(pause)

The Sandusky Defense Force strikes again

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25820 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:43:33 AM »

1. Robotripping is awful

2. I'll suck a dick for $20 nohomo plus the cost of powerful hallucinogens

king of the internet · « **Reply #25821 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:49:43 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 23, 2012, 04:23:47 AM

For $100,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Second question.

For $5,000 would you suck a man's penis?

Okay, let's be honest here. What's the smallest amount of money it would take for you to suck a man's penis?

Yes to both, except no to the second if it's a sickly dick, like if it has gangrene or something. I'd suck a nice dick for a minimum of $1000.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25822 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:51:49 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 23, 2012, 03:38:23 AM

*raises hand*

Used to "robo trip" as we called it back then when I was a poor, stupid college student. It was one of the dumber things I ever did to catch a buzz.

Same here. Though I've only done it once, a mere whiff of the smell turns my stomach. It really sucks when I have a bad cold to not be able to use it and take pills instead..

Boogie · « **Reply #25823 on:** July 23, 2012, 10:26:55 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 23, 2012, 03:36:53 AM

Forgive me for the lack of empathy but if you're going to kill yourself, either do it right or take some others down with you. Colorado boy couldn't even finish the job.

Excuse me?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25824 on:** July 23, 2012, 10:42:20 AM »

So like, is that dude still sleeping it off or....?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #25825 on:** July 23, 2012, 11:48:10 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 23, 2012, 10:42:20 AM

So like, is that dude still sleeping it off or....?

he is

forever

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25826 on:** July 23, 2012, 01:21:18 PM »

sucking cock and suicide. ah, monday morning on the bore.

Momo · « **Reply #25827 on:** July 23, 2012, 01:50:41 PM »

I've changed my price since this morning, I want enough money to never work again and I want every share and 100% ownership of SEGA.

Shuri · « **Reply #25828 on:** July 23, 2012, 01:54:33 PM »

Eric Watson did one of those suicide thread too I believe. I can't be arsed to search on gaf using google

Trurl · « **Reply #25829 on:** July 23, 2012, 02:16:54 PM »

Last night I had a dream that one of my friends sucked my dick. Should I tell him?

I might pay as much as 30 dollars to have my way with Brad Pitt's d in the movie Troy, or any other suitably fine d. It would take a considerable amount of money to get me to suck John Goodman's d, though. ~~15K at least~~. 10k

brob · « **Reply #25830 on:** July 23, 2012, 02:26:59 PM »

if there was a dick I could reliably suck for a months rent, I'd be on my knees twelve times a year.

Trurl · « **Reply #25831 on:** July 23, 2012, 02:28:49 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on July 23, 2012, 02:26:59 PM

if there was a dick I could reliably suck for a months rent, I'd be on my knees twelve times a year.

Would you keep the source of your rent money a closely guarded secret?

Robo · « **Reply #25832 on:** July 23, 2012, 02:36:33 PM »

He better. I'll suck that guy's dick twice just for half my monthly rent.

brob · « **Reply #25833 on:** July 23, 2012, 02:38:06 PM »

The logistics of it make that a very empty threat robo. I'd like to see you travel half way around the globe to suck dick for half of the plane ticket price.

Boogie · « **Reply #25834 on:** July 23, 2012, 02:38:09 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on July 23, 2012, 01:54:33 PM

Eric Watson did one of those suicide thread too I believe. I can't be arsed to search on gaf using google

Uh, dude, the old non-sucky search has been back for a while now.

FatalT · « **Reply #25835 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:09:46 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 23, 2012, 10:26:55 AM

Quote from: FatalT on July 23, 2012, 03:36:53 AM

Forgive me for the lack of empathy but if you're going to kill yourself, either do it right or take some others down with you. Colorado boy couldn't even finish the job.

Excuse me?

Bless you.

Momo · « **Reply #25836 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:11:06 PM »

I think Shuri is banned

Shuri · « **Reply #25837 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:29:41 PM »

Yep thats why I gotta resort to google $:-\$

spindashing · « **Reply #25838 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:41:02 PM »

welp hi guys I forgot all about this place

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25839 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:45:38 PM »

Quote from: spindashing on July 23, 2012, 03:41:02 PM

welp hi guys I forgot all about this place

etiolate · « **Reply #25840 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:56:24 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25841 on:** July 23, 2012, 03:59:55 PM »

what the fuck

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25842 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:01:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 03:45:38 PM

Quote from: spindashing on July 23, 2012, 03:41:02 PM
welp hi guys I forgot all about this place

(Image removed from quote.)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25843 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 03:45:38 PM

Quote from: spindashing on July 23, 2012, 03:41:02 PM
welp hi guys I forgot all about this place

(Image removed from quote.)

:beezyslap

Atramental · « **Reply #25844 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:17:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483579

I wonder what interesting "characters" this thread will produce.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #25845 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:26:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 03:45:38 PM

Quote from: spindashing on July 23, 2012, 03:41:02 PM
welp hi guys I forgot all about this place

(Image removed from quote.)

slap the black off this nicca formally known as spin

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #25846 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:37:44 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 23, 2012, 04:17:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483579

I wonder what interesting "characters" this thread will produce.

No idea but i managed to piss nvidiot off.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25847 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:44:43 PM »

The whole video is amazing. So many gifs

Atramental · « **Reply #25848 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:48:34 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 23, 2012, 04:37:44 PM

Quote from: Atramental on July 23, 2012, 04:17:43 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483579

I wonder what interesting "characters" this thread will produce.

No idea but i managed to piss nvidiot off.

Yeah. Is it just me or is nVidiot_Whore very testy as of late?

I can't see his post history but if you look through it you might be able to see some examples of him losing his cool with other users.

brob · « **Reply #25849 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:58:37 PM »

the best thing about "PUA" is when the girl they are trying to fuck is familiar with whatever nonsense they are trying to pull. tears everywhere.

brob · « **Reply #25850 on:** July 23, 2012, 05:07:03 PM »

it's prolly cus I'm drunk, but this thread was/is pretty funny.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483585

Momo · « **Reply #25851 on:** July 23, 2012, 05:11:47 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 23, 2012, 04:17:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483579

I wonder what interesting "characters" this thread will produce.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25852 on:** July 23, 2012, 05:27:00 PM »

2:12

Robo · « **Reply #25853 on:** July 23, 2012, 05:27:26 PM »

It's too bad Loiter Squad is so damn awful.

Atramental · « **Reply #25854 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:30:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40185284&postcount=129

Oh yeah. Here we go.

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #25855 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:33:02 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 23, 2012, 07:30:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40185284&postcount=129

Oh yeah. Here we go.

High comedy on GAF. *gets the popcorn*

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25856 on:** July 23, 2012, 07:42:54 PM »

I can understand why books would come into existence, but pickup lectures, communities, schools of thought and now I'm thinking... wut? Have I been living under a rock?

parallax · « **Reply #25857 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 04:44:43 PM

The whole video is amazing. So many gifs

I've had this on my mind all day. Thanks pd.

tiesto · « **Reply #25858 on:** July 23, 2012, 08:40:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 04:44:43 PM

The whole video is amazing. So many gifs

OMG that was AMAZING!

Lan · « **Reply #25859 on:** July 23, 2012, 09:40:12 PM »

I don't get the appeal of Tyler the Creator

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3491597 times)