Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3486932 times)

24.

Look, I can't turn off thousands of years of male instinct to find a young, fertile and attractive woman to carry my seed. My body is thinking "I bet she could conceive and carry my child to term without issue and she has large mammary glands that can most likely nourish my child" while my head is thinking "whoa whoa, wait 5 years" but I'm not going to completely deny my instincts. Only so much as the law requires.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3608 on:** June 13, 2011, 05:18:56 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3609 on:** June 13, 2011, 06:15:17 PM »

rebecca black is kinda cute in the "kinda ugly" kinda way

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3610 on:** June 13, 2011, 06:16:57 PM »

Uhhhhhhhh

I still haven't seen pics of you fistful. I bet I have sexier cheekbones and lips than you.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3611 on:** June 13, 2011, 06:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 13, 2011, 06:16:57 PM

I still haven't seen pics of you fistful.

correct

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3612 on:** June 14, 2011, 04:30:34 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 13, 2011, 05:09:03 PM

Quote from: Juanadams
Just out of curiosity, how old are you?

Quote from: Poindexter
24.

Look, I can't turn off thousands of years of male instinct to find a young, fertile and attractive woman to carry my seed. My body is thinking "I bet she could conceive and carry my child to term without issue and she has large mammary glands that can most likely nourish my child" while my head is thinking "whoa whoa, wait 5 years" but I'm not going to completely deny my instincts. Only so much as the law requires.

reeks of gimmick account

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3613 on:** June 14, 2011, 04:53:51 AM »

I'm 24 too $:-\$

chronovore · « **Reply #3614 on:** June 14, 2011, 07:34:31 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2011, 04:53:51 AM

I'm 24 too $:-\$

Yes, but are you either aching to nail a 13 year old, or pretending to have said drive?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3615 on:** June 14, 2011, 11:59:17 AM »

Nah, she's not attractive and more importantly she's a child. What the hell is wrong with some people

Mupepe · « **Reply #3616 on:** June 14, 2011, 12:33:14 PM »

She might be a child, but those tits are at least 18.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3617 on:** June 14, 2011, 01:14:44 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 13, 2011, 03:55:22 PM

he's clearly an alt

Someones jelly

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3618 on:** June 14, 2011, 02:57:17 PM »

Rebecca Black is attractive but she's young so it doesn't matter.

T-Short · « **Reply #3619 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:12:21 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 14, 2011, 01:44:11 PM

Yeah those bewbs are of no kid. She looks 16 at least.

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3620 on:** June 14, 2011, 09:20:51 PM »

Rebecca Black looks like any typical tween girl. Go take a cold shower you fucking perverts.

Poindexter is hilarious. Definitely an alt account but as long as he delivers teh funny, I don't really care either way. Anything to drown out the screeching and bitter tears that runs rampant over there gets a thumbs up from me.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3621 on:** June 15, 2011, 04:59:27 PM »

this whole thing confuses me

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433993

why would someone in their 20's/30's want to watch power rangers

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3622 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:08:34 PM »

I might watch an episode or two for the purposes of nostalgia, but that's about it.

archie4208 · « **Reply #3623 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:10:01 PM »

[youtube=560,345]K0KOfTV1dbc[/youtube]

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3624 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:13:43 PM »

yeah i'll watch an episode or two but being excited to watch the ENTIRE show?

then again, i'd watch the entirety of sailor moon if pressed so what do i know

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3625 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:17:18 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 15, 2011, 05:13:43 PM

yeah i'll watch an episode or two but being excited to watch the ENTIRE show?

then again, i'd watch the entirety of sailor moon if pressed so what do i know

that you are a sexual deviant

archie4208 · « **Reply #3626 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:24:17 PM »

[youtube=560,345]3-Hjf43k3Cs[/youtube]

Dragonball Z

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3627 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:25:51 PM »

[youtube=560,345]ybNQ4Ayxu8U[/youtube]

This a real thing that Disney was trying to do last year.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3628 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:51:23 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 15, 2011, 05:17:18 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 15, 2011, 05:13:43 PM
yeah i'll watch an episode or two but being excited to watch the ENTIRE show?

then again, i'd watch the entirety of sailor moon if pressed so what do i know

that you are a sexual deviant

sailor moon owned

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3629 on:** June 15, 2011, 05:53:12 PM »

I watched Sailor Moon back when it was airing on TV as well, but I don't think anyone here is surprised by that.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3630 on:** June 15, 2011, 06:18:49 PM »

I was a huge taco for Power Rangers when I was a kid. I recall getting extremely excited whenever the green ranger had to call the Dragonzord

I saw some episode a few years ago and it was nearly unwatchable.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3631 on:** June 15, 2011, 06:24:17 PM »

I was never into Power Rangers or Pokemon or Harry Potter.

me

oh wait, i bought a gamecube

me

naff · « **Reply #3632 on:** June 15, 2011, 06:38:59 PM »

Gamecube

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3633 on:** June 15, 2011, 06:42:00 PM »

i remember when the rangers were defeated in like the season 2 finale

i cried

magus · « **Reply #3634 on:** June 15, 2011, 06:50:27 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 15, 2011, 06:42:00 PM

i remember when the rangers were defeated in like the season 2 finale

i cried

Quote

then again, i'd watch the entirety of sailor moon if pressed so what do i know

are you sure you watched sailor moon?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #3635 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:41:55 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 15, 2011, 05:10:01 PM

[youtube=560,345]K0KOfTV1dbc[/youtube]

best episode is when the Green Ranger came in and did what all the enemies before him failed do.

Plus he did it by himself like the fucking boss

demi · « **Reply #3636 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:39:54 PM »

Everyone should fire up the SNES Power Rangers... it was so good.

The Genesis version is awesome too. Power Rangers is hot.

[youtube=560,345]uP6ut0SFpH4[/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3637 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:07:50 PM »

[youtube=560,345]BtTFKF5j0Bc[/youtube]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3638 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:09:51 PM »

I had the MMPR game on the Genesis that was a fighting game. It was assy, but I still played it a lot.

[youtube=560,345]PrEqhbNWCt8[/youtube]

Maximus · « **Reply #3639 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:43:49 AM »

http://twitter.com/#!/zeldawilliams/status/81278973182623744

Sorry Chinner; You almost had her.....

etiolate · « **Reply #3640 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:13:21 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28619086&postcount=177

chinner's post is awesome

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3641 on:** June 16, 2011, 06:19:08 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28463634&postcount=1057

cigarillo

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3642 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:37:08 AM »

^ no u!

I didn't cry but that episode really bummed me out. The biggest twist was that it was serious business and didn't cut into the anticipated punch-line at the end.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3643 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:57:31 AM »

I though it was a great episode. But crying? GTFO

Mupepe · « **Reply #3644 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:00:05 AM »

someone spoiler what happened in the episode for me

archie4208 · « **Reply #3645 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:04:43 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 16, 2011, 10:00:05 AM

someone spoiler what happened in the episode for me

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stan turned into a cynical asshole and Matt/Trey not so subtly hinted that they want to end the show

[close]

Mupepe · « **Reply #3646 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:33:36 AM »

Oh. About time.

T-Short · « **Reply #3647 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:41:04 AM »

Quote from: Borys on June 16, 2011, 10:38:53 AM

So, uhh, it seems there is a batch of new mods on GAF.

Yep. A batch of one!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showgroups.php

archie4208 · « **Reply #3648 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:41:53 AM »

Misnc is the only new one. He's a bro.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3649 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:10:03 AM »

chinner can i be your waifu

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3650 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:13:05 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on June 16, 2011, 07:37:08 AM

^ no u!

I didn't cry but that episode really bummed me out. The biggest twist was that it was serious business and didn't cut into the anticipated punch-line at the end.

when was this? last night?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3651 on:** June 16, 2011, 02:19:36 PM »

No, last week's. Episode 7, mid season finale, to be exact. It's up on their website, and can be streamed even from here.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3652 on:** June 16, 2011, 02:27:49 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 16, 2011, 07:57:31 AM

I though it was a great episode. But crying? GTFO

MLP fans crying over South Park, smh.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3653 on:** June 16, 2011, 03:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on June 16, 2011, 02:19:36 PM

No, last week's. Episode 7, mid season finale, to be exact. It's up on their website, and can be streamed even from here.

Is that the one where everything sounds like shit? That one was a classic.

I love the movie trailer ad, "It's Jim Carrey starring in 'Who Give's a Shit, You'll pay to see it anyways' Fuck You!"

Shit here it is:
[youtube=560,345]gybonigS0-k[/youtube]

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3654 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:16:12 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on June 16, 2011, 02:19:36 PM

No, last week's. Episode 7, mid season finale, to be exact. It's up on their website, and can be streamed even from here.

liar.

this is what i get when i try to watch:

"Due to pre-existing Contractual Obligations, we cannot stream this episode until
07.08.2011"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3655 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:43:22 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 16, 2011, 04:16:12 PM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on June 16, 2011, 02:19:36 PM
No, last week's. Episode 7, mid season finale, to be exact. It's up on their website, and can be streamed even from here.

liar.

this is what i get when i try to watch:

"Due to pre-existing Contractual Obligations, we cannot stream this episode until
07.08.2011"

http://www.icefilms.info/index

thank me later losers

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3656 on:** June 16, 2011, 08:29:58 PM »

The shitting sound effects / graphics was really only funny the first time, after that it just became boring and derivative, just like the last 12 seasons of south park, and man have I grown tired of those construction paper aesthetics, the fact of the matter is the show hasn't had any real laughs since the movie came out, and anyone who had an emotional response to it, on GAF or elsewhere, has really poor taste in gene...

....oh no....

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3657 on:** June 16, 2011, 08:42:21 PM »

Chipopo, you have poor taste too?! You're a South Park fan as well?! We finally have something in common!

Shuri · « **Reply #3658 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:05:38 PM »

Amirox describes his first time with Ecstacy to be better than the first time he had sex in that new mdma thread

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3659 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:18:39 PM »

South Park was popular, then faded away, then got popular again, and then faded away. Since there doesn't appear to be a third wind, they might as well end it.

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