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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36660 on: January 12, 2013, 11:04:29 PM »
Yes, they're doing it for comfort . . . while making videos on the Internets geared for horny nerds. Comfort. . . .

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« Reply #36661 on: January 12, 2013, 11:06:41 PM »
I take off my pants while watching these videos. For comfort.
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« Reply #36662 on: January 12, 2013, 11:08:26 PM »
Why don't we all just keep our clothes on. Some of us are just interested in the video games!

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« Reply #36663 on: January 12, 2013, 11:09:45 PM »
Who plays videogames with clothes on?


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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36664 on: January 12, 2013, 11:31:58 PM »


Congratulations, you have aspergers.
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« Reply #36665 on: January 12, 2013, 11:37:13 PM »
So Ripclawe isnt permad? Huh.

I read this as "Perma-mad" and thought "Man, that must be a relief. It would suck to be mad all the time."
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36666 on: January 12, 2013, 11:38:29 PM »


Congratulations, you have aspergers.


i didn't expect it to be the entire movie.

thats actually... really impressive.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36667 on: January 12, 2013, 11:40:06 PM »
So Ripclawe isnt permad? Huh.

I read this as "Perma-mad" and thought "Man, that must be a relief. It would suck to be mad all the time."

tbh ripclawe probably is perma-mad. I bet he's all "fuckin blacks!!! *fist shake*" all day or some shit.
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« Reply #36668 on: January 13, 2013, 01:28:41 AM »
Eggman was perm'd from here? lol....how did that happen?

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36669 on: January 13, 2013, 01:48:52 AM »
I believe he posted his Eggman Jr. in a thread.  :lol

I forget which thread it was but Demi pretty much nuked him from orbit.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36670 on: January 13, 2013, 02:29:48 AM »

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36671 on: January 13, 2013, 02:37:35 AM »
Sadsic was apparently raped when he was a kid.

That's why he's a bit... different.

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« Reply #36672 on: January 13, 2013, 02:45:11 AM »
I remember a couple threads popping up about trying to prevent his suicide, that's why I don't know how to read it.

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« Reply #36673 on: January 13, 2013, 03:12:34 AM »
He seems to sarcastically boast from time to time about his mental instability so that's probably what he's doing in that post.

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« Reply #36674 on: January 13, 2013, 03:19:11 AM »
Ah, I see. That's, um, probably not healthy. But maybe it is, I dunno.

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« Reply #36675 on: January 13, 2013, 05:19:02 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507950

This thread took out multiple Sony fanboys under the thread whining rule.  :lol

I'm especially pleased to see MetalMurphy and Wuthering Heights get got finally.

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« Reply #36676 on: January 13, 2013, 07:35:17 AM »
As much as I love a good ban spree and the delicious vinegar it produces to season my chips, neogaf has really jumped the shark with this new thread thing if someone just takes a post from another thread where they are discussing the same thing and makes a new thread out of it. Special snowflake syndrome indeed.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36677 on: January 13, 2013, 08:59:35 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387404&postcount=52


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387490&postcount=55


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387890&postcount=66


my eyes rolled at "for the record, I've never done this before."  You can tell by all the talk of STDs and proud snitching, he doesn't actually have any sexually active friends or lifestyle. 

And who supports his friend theory?
robots like cold logic:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387984&postcount=68

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36678 on: January 13, 2013, 12:14:18 PM »
I believe he posted his Eggman Jr. in a thread.  :lol

And I still missed that so I could've used it for trolling purposes.  :'(

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« Reply #36679 on: January 13, 2013, 12:15:01 PM »
I believe he posted his Eggman Jr. in a thread.  :lol

And I still missed that so I could've used it for trolling purposes.  :'(

I think he posted it at OA as well.  You might want to see if it is still up there.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36680 on: January 13, 2013, 12:32:46 PM »
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« Reply #36681 on: January 13, 2013, 12:54:02 PM »
 :o

:rofl

It's like Toy Soldier's animu obsessed brother or something  :lol

Edit: Or StayDead's porn room.
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« Reply #36682 on: January 13, 2013, 01:13:01 PM »
GAF often reminds me that I'm a well adjusted, emotionally balanced, and relatively normal human being.

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« Reply #36683 on: January 13, 2013, 01:40:38 PM »
You're really not, though.
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« Reply #36684 on: January 13, 2013, 01:44:56 PM »
GAF often reminds me that I'm a well adjusted, emotionally balanced, and relatively normal human being.

The Bore reminds me of that, GAF just reinforces it with the strength of a wrecking ball.

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« Reply #36685 on: January 13, 2013, 01:46:36 PM »
Hmm, looks like the post and comments about it were deleted, probably because it derailed the thread  :lol
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« Reply #36686 on: January 13, 2013, 02:11:11 PM »

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« Reply #36687 on: January 13, 2013, 03:00:24 PM »
I think he posted it at OA as well.  You might want to see if it is still up there.

Nope. Not wading into that cesspit.

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« Reply #36689 on: January 13, 2013, 03:34:53 PM »
I believe he posted his Eggman Jr. in a thread.  :lol


I didn't immediately understand what this meant

But now that I do  :yuck

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« Reply #36690 on: January 13, 2013, 03:49:56 PM »
GAF often reminds me that I'm a well adjusted, emotionally balanced, and relatively normal human being.

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« Reply #36691 on: January 13, 2013, 04:22:47 PM »
GAF often reminds me that I'm a well adjusted, emotionally balanced, and relatively normal human being.

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VAN NUYS, CA—A study released this week by the San Fernando Valley Institute for Adults-Only Research indicates that a staggering 96 percent of U.S. pornography is consumed by the filthiest 1 percent of the population. “Of all the pornography watched everywhere in the world, the vast majority is consumed by this elite group of ‘super-perverts,’” the study read in part. “The most disturbing aspect of these findings is that everybody in the top 1 percent thinks that everyone else is looking at porn too, and that this is somehow ‘normal,’ but in fact the individuals who think this are small in number and simply the nastiest, dirtiest masturbating freaks out there.” The report concluded that the filthiest 1 percent should feel deep shame for being such incredibly disgusting deviants.
That's totally an Onion article.  :lol

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« Reply #36692 on: January 13, 2013, 04:24:43 PM »
Maybe...  :-*
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36693 on: January 13, 2013, 04:32:21 PM »
Did the guy with all those naked anime chicks make a thread about it or something?


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« Reply #36695 on: January 13, 2013, 04:44:07 PM »
Did the guy with all those naked anime chicks make a thread about it or something?

He posted it in the "Post Your Setup" thread, and it got removed.
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« Reply #36696 on: January 13, 2013, 04:48:01 PM »
Did the guy with all those naked anime chicks make a thread about it or something?

He posted it in the "Post Your Setup" thread, and it got removed.

So it was either off 4chan or the dude really has no shame.

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« Reply #36697 on: January 13, 2013, 04:51:53 PM »
Did the guy with all those naked anime chicks make a thread about it or something?

He posted it in the "Post Your Setup" thread, and it got removed.

So it was either off 4chan or the dude really has no shame.
Can't it be both?
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« Reply #36698 on: January 13, 2013, 04:51:58 PM »
Did the guy with all those naked anime chicks make a thread about it or something?

He posted it in the "Post Your Setup" thread, and it got removed.

So it was either off 4chan or the dude really has no shame.

Well Toy Soldier and StayDead exist, so why wouldn't a combination of them?
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« Reply #36701 on: January 13, 2013, 05:31:57 PM »
lmao
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36702 on: January 13, 2013, 05:59:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387404&postcount=52


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387490&postcount=55


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387890&postcount=66


my eyes rolled at "for the record, I've never done this before."  You can tell by all the talk of STDs and proud snitching, he doesn't actually have any sexually active friends or lifestyle. 

jesus - life threatening STDs!!!!  yes, all sex with females is unpotected and they all have , by default, some nasty STD

is this the Pope's alt account?
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36703 on: January 13, 2013, 06:33:28 PM »
That foul knave and rogue villain Howard Stern hath doth besmirched the honor of NeoGAF hipster princess Lena Dunham!  White knights, gather your footmen and mount your steeds!  To war for m'lady!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508141


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« Reply #36704 on: January 13, 2013, 06:55:46 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46394642&postcount=19

Only white people can be racist. Nevermind this comes from Kuwait. So um.

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« Reply #36705 on: January 13, 2013, 07:06:48 PM »
lol, oh DCB.  Haven't seen him around in forever.
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« Reply #36706 on: January 13, 2013, 07:19:20 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46313778&postcount=6

:rofl is that an Evilore swipe?

Oh man, Lore's "I've been in a thousand fights" line drives me crazy.  As someone who has been involved in BJJ for over 9 years, a BJJ match != a "fight".

It's all the more ridiculous considering this gem:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44394610&postcount=82

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I trained some this year, but the last two classes I attended went as follows: broke a rib, took two months off unable to do any sort of physical training, returned, that very class I returned I damaged a rib on the left side. They were just going too aggro at my BJJ school in Austin, even during technique drills. I quit,

Sooo, you're a badass who has been in "a thousand fights", but quit your jiu-jitsu club because they were being "too aggressive"?    If you can't handle a little Old School "goon-jitsu", then you couldn't handle an actual "fight", where, y'know, your opponent can actually punch you in the face.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #36707 on: January 13, 2013, 07:23:18 PM »
Evilore.  Zuckerberg.  Cage match.  Who wins?

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« Reply #36708 on: January 13, 2013, 07:30:38 PM »
I don't even understand the statement. Sparring in a dojo (or whatever you want to call it) isn't the same as a fight.

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« Reply #36709 on: January 13, 2013, 07:40:40 PM »
I have no qualms about saying that in spite (or because of) training near-continuously in various martial arts for 15 years, I have been in precisely zero fights.

(okay, when I was 14 I got in a really lame, ineffectual schoolyard fight for 30 seconds before a teacher hauled me and my opponent to the office.  Whoopy crap.  And in high school I broke up a few beatdowns.  And whenever I pulled the aggressor off, he'd stare at me with rage in his eyes for a few seconds, clearly contemplating continuing his assault against me for daring to interrupt his fun, but always thinking better of it and walking away.)

BJJ is an amazing martial art, and in my opinion would serve someone well in a real self-defence situation.  All things being equal, in my opinion, someone skilled in BJJ has a great advantage in a fight over someone untrained, or even trained in a striking art.  But it's still hypothetical as long as your only experience is rolling around in the gym.
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« Reply #36710 on: January 13, 2013, 07:54:25 PM »
I don't have any first-hand knowledge of krav maga, so all I can really go off of is what I've read and seen online, and from a couple of people who have tried it.

Their demonstrations all seem to be of the sort of pre-set memorized techniques that plague most of the traditional martial arts, like aikido, some karate, and the like.

I see stuff like this:



and I become very skeptical and see little value in it.

On the other hand, I have spoken to a couple people, and heard stories that krav maga training can be seriously hardcore, in terms of conditioning, discipline, and training scenarios, and the like.

So, as someone who hasn't tried it, my feeling is that krav maga is an art that would make you a tough motherfucker, but isn't necessarily one of the most effective martial arts out there.
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« Reply #36711 on: January 13, 2013, 08:02:00 PM »
I got absolutely battered several times doing Jujitsu - but it was still nothing like an actual fight where you are basically bound by some basic rules in the class. I mean - i know this has already been covered but this is fundamental.

I mean - christ - lets say 3 fights a session min, 3 classes a week for 9 years? Oh i've had 4212 fights (reality : about 16 actual fights and most when i was below the age of 18)

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« Reply #36712 on: January 13, 2013, 08:06:25 PM »


when did EviLore say he had a thousand fights? cause that is  :lol Frank Dux level martial arts lying

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39771224&postcount=767
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« Reply #36713 on: January 13, 2013, 08:13:29 PM »
Man, what a classic thread.
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« Reply #36714 on: January 13, 2013, 08:19:04 PM »
that was the most self indulgent thing ive ever read

well, on the one hand, good for him for building self-confidence and the like.

But on the other, come on, dude.
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« Reply #36715 on: January 13, 2013, 08:22:15 PM »
Didn't he BS about taking some drugs on his travels or am I imagining shit again?
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« Reply #36716 on: January 13, 2013, 08:23:27 PM »
wow I had never read that post before.  Dude has issues.   :-\

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« Reply #36717 on: January 13, 2013, 08:23:39 PM »
Didn't he BS about taking some drugs on his travels or am I imagining shit again?

He claimed to have taken some funky drugs in Amsterdam.  I can't say whether it was BS or not.
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« Reply #36718 on: January 13, 2013, 08:25:25 PM »
what happens when a nerd manchild with an ego makes a buttload of money

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« Reply #36719 on: January 13, 2013, 08:32:10 PM »
doing drugs in Amsterdam is like going to buy a carton of milk though - it's probably the safest place in the world for someone to experiment. Maybe less so these days due to the coffee shop restrictions/need to be a national (can our dutch correspondents confirm if that passed?)

that said - you can have your head blow off or try some of the more exotic variants *coughzerozerocough*
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