The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Tasty]

Evilore.  Zuckerberg.  Cage match.  Who wins?

Wilco.

[Purple Filth]

Alright, found some of the pics of the guy's setup in my cache.

WARNING  WARNING  WARNING 



http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9938/005adm.jpg
http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/3459/004ld.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img14/5164/001kigs.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img402/5153/003msk.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img577/5496/006qtg.jpg

I see someone is a fan of Asagi, holy shit 


the full body pillows 

[Boogie]

doing drugs in Amsterdam is like going to buy a carton of milk though - it's probably the safest place in the world for someone to experiment. Maybe less so these days due to the coffee shop restrictions/need to be a national (can our dutch correspondents confirm if that passed?)

that said - you can have your head blow off or try some of the more exotic variants *coughzerozerocough*

What is this "zerozero" you speak of?

[Tasty]

when did EviLore say he had a thousand fights? cause that is  Frank Dux level martial arts lying

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39771224&postcount=767

Honestly, what annoys me most about this post is conflating forum posting with blogging.

[StealthFan]

Cloudwalking is back? She isn't cute anymore either. When I saw the avatar I thought she was one of the OT's dime-a-dozen cheeseburgers.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46394642&postcount=19

Only white people can be racist. Nevermind this comes from Kuwait. So um.

I'm sure Apartheid-era blacks is South Africa will be happy to hear that no racism took place.

[Momo]

You guys have it all wrong, we were just playing a game of tag that got out of hand. Instead of getting the other team we instead entrenched ourselves with weapons, blunt objects and stones. Was more fun that way

[Cascade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46394642&postcount=19

Only white people can be racist. Nevermind this comes from Kuwait. So um.

Arabs can be very racially insensitive but they don't think its racism, basically they don't understand why it's offensive. You should hear some of the shit my mother says about black people when she's married to a black dude.

Really? Where's he from? Is he your dad?

[TakingBackSunday]

as per the golden globes thread, every single film ever made is terrible.  Everything.  Ever.

Award-season gaf is quite possibly the most fucking annoying sect in gaf history.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508218

Time for the circle jerk.

[etiolate]

why the hell would he post that

[Shadow Mod]

why the hell would he post that

 

[Momo]

why the hell would he post that

No meta discussion allowed*

*Unless it's me

[Cerveza mas fina]

Its his own website ffs people.

I think this is appropriate. Loose translation "what the mayor is allowed doesnt apply to you lil kid"

[Kabouter]

doing drugs in Amsterdam is like going to buy a carton of milk though - it's probably the safest place in the world for someone to experiment. Maybe less so these days due to the coffee shop restrictions/need to be a national (can our dutch correspondents confirm if that passed?)

that said - you can have your head blow off or try some of the more exotic variants *coughzerozerocough*

They canned the plan for membership cards, then the government said municipalities would have to force coffee shops to check that customers actually lived in the Netherlands, to which virtually all mayors, including those of the largest cities said 'lol, fuck that, we're not checking anything'. So no, it didn't pass.

And EviLore didn't lie about taking shrooms in Amsterdam.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Havent dried shrooms been banned for 10 years now?

Not that it matters lol.

Fuckin shrooms taste afwul 

[Kabouter]

Havent dried shrooms been banned for 10 years now?

Not that it matters lol.

Fuckin shrooms taste afwul 

I don't think it's been quite ten years, they banned them after that French girl jumped right? Or was that ten years ago already? Anyway, coffee shops apparently still all sell them, enforcement is 0. I've never really seen the appeal of all that stuff, but to each his own.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Havent dried shrooms been banned for 10 years now?

Not that it matters lol.

Fuckin shrooms taste afwul 

I don't think it's been quite ten years, they banned them after that French girl jumped right? Or was that ten years ago already? Anyway, coffee shops apparently still all sell them, enforcement is 0. I've never really seen the appeal of all that stuff, but to each his own.

I dunno I think it was ten years ago or so since I tried them.

Shit was crazy, was walking in my bathrobe with a mate of mine up and down the street looking for ostriches that were responsible for fucking up my pc that kept playing a clip of Andy Dick for 15 minutes but the file size was like 3 mb and the official duration like 10 sec. Faces wear changing and smiles were growing bigger. My Indian rug starting flowing over my legs.

Great fun, but once in a lifetime for me.

[Barry Egan]

Went to the university cafeteria after doing shrooms.  start talking with a girl about her trip to Brazil.  Thinking to myself about how it's amazing I'm pulling this off with her none the wiser.  Look down and realize I'm crushing my sandwich in to pulp with my hands. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

 

Your face was prob mad too with some weird ass expressions 

[Kabouter]

Looked it up, it was apparently in 2007 that the whole shroom media hype started. There were apparently three separate incidents, here on Dutch wiki:
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddo#Zelfmoord_Franse_toeriste
Apparently only one of the three has even been conclusively linked to shroom use, and one of the three was proven not to have been caused by shrooms. Oh well, when you have conservatives in charge, the facts are not an urgent priority when it comes to the drug debate.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Wilders 

Happy I don't have to live next door to people that vote for him anymore.

Maybe one day I'll come back to Holland but I hope he's gone then.

[Atramental]

why the hell would he post that

I'm tempted to draw a picture of EviLore saying "God's not here today. Just me."

But I need to work on Rumbler's book cover today.

[nudemacusers]

I love mushrooms, dat sandy-queasy onset. too bad they taste terrible; so chopped em up and chased with cranberry juice. I knew a guy who would just munch on them whole. 

[Cascade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46394642&postcount=19

Only white people can be racist. Nevermind this comes from Kuwait. So um.

Arabs can be very racially insensitive but they don't think its racism, basically they don't understand why it's offensive. You should hear some of the shit my mother says about black people when she's married to a black dude.

Really? Where's he from? Is he your dad?

Yeah he's half black but other than the stringy hair you wouldn't be able to tell the difference, she makes remarks that I would put under the "ignorant racism" category more than hate cause she has never shown hatred for anyone and believes in equality. Saudi, son of a slave mother from Ghana. Yes.

Wait, what? So your paternal grandfather was a slave master?

[ToxicAdam]

Mushrooms were always hardest to come by for some reason. I never really had a great experience with them either. I'd do them with girlfriends and we would just sit in a room or maybe go for a walk. It was fine and memorable, but nothing incredible.

They didn't really enhance sex or music, which is my favorite thing about some drugs.

 

[Cascade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508218

Time for the circle jerk.

Who was this?

[Broseidon]

The only person with a Jesus avatar (and who was a fundie) was Games Analyst but I'm too lazy to check if that dude's bant.

[ToxicAdam]

Looks like it may have been

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44876901&postcount=502

edit: nm, not him

[Cerveza mas fina]

Mushrooms were always hardest to come by for some reason. I never really had a great experience with them either. I'd do them with girlfriends and we would just sit in a room or maybe go for a walk. It was fine and memorable, but nothing incredible.

They didn't really enhance sex or music, which is my favorite thing about some drugs.

I dunno man, for he common joe that only drinks beer mushrooms are way out there.

[nudemacusers]

The only time mushrooms did anything substantial for me music-wise was when I split a half ounce with a friend and thought that listening to oval (ovalcommers or ovalprocess, I can't remember) would be a good idea. It was a little ... intense heh. i cried tears of psychedelic confusion, no lie.

the best time though was at long beach WA; i felt like I was witnessing some cosmic life-cycle metaphor playing out with waves and creatures washing ashore and all the energy behind the ocean just hit me like... WHOA. sounds stupid in text form (and probably is anyway) but if you've had one of those trips you know what I mean haha

i did this too much in college heh.

[Cascade]

Looks like it may have been

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44876901&postcount=502

edit: nm, not him

How do you know it's not him? It sure looks like it going off his post history.

Edit: Never mind.

[ToxicAdam]

Mushrooms didnt do anything for you music wise? I thought that was the only upside of doing them tbh

Nah, not like ecstasy or weed. Maybe if I did them at a concert or a club it could have been different.

the best time though was at long beach WA; i felt like I was witnessing some cosmic life-cycle metaphor playing out with waves and creatures washing ashore and all the energy behind the ocean just hit me like... WHOA. sounds stupid in text form (and probably is anyway) but if you've had one of those trips you know what I mean haha

That's actually pretty cool. I get where you are coming from.

I had a similar experience in the woods where I could see everything breathing in rhythm. The trees, the soil, etc ... everything vibrating in unison.

[Cascade]

This is him: Moegames

It's odd that he's so mad over being permed considering he's been registered since 2004 and has only made 411 posts.

[FStop7]

Devo is your friend's barista sex cult accepting applications?  To qualify do I just need to be able to make a decent espresso or do I have to do tricks like make shapes in the froth?

[Cerveza mas fina]

a whole quarter? you're a brave man friend, even when i was into this silliness i could never have taken more than an eighth at a time. just thinking about doubling that mathematically has me like (Image removed from quote.)

Are we talking shrooms or lsd?

[nudemacusers]

Shrooms, given that a quarter ounce of LSD would probably kill you.

Nobody dies from too much drugs, you just evolve!

[nudemacusers]

heh, if you want to do that, salvia is pretty easy to get ahold of

[Shadow Mod]

Devo is your friend's barista sex cult accepting applications?  To qualify do I just need to be able to make a decent espresso or do I have to do tricks like make shapes in the froth?

No idea. You'd probably have to suck up hard enough to the main chick or something.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508218

Time for the circle jerk.

is is that supposed to be

mclaren77?

I guess its some poster called Moegames.

[Rahxephon91]

From the Neogaf FB.

Sean Mulligan
Petition to unban Dr. Eggman. (aka Dennis Grapsas) He's the most colorful and honest poster around GAF. As some of you know, he was sentenced a lifetime ban on GAF a few days ago because of a post in a thread about Carrie Underwood.

The ban was given to him because it was believed to be his seventh and final ban according to Mumei. However, it was actually his sixth ban. Earlier in 2012, Eggman requested a ban during finals week.

Eggman should be given another chance. His infamous honesty has been restrained since his most recent ban in the summer of 2012, and he feels he knows how to abide by the forum's code.

If you'd like to give Eggman a chance, please show your support below.

-Mully and Eggman.

[nudemacusers]

I see the FB group is still the pit of despair I remember

[Great Rumbler]

Not a single good thing ever came from Eggman posting on a forum.

[thisismyusername]

This is him: Moegames

It's odd that he's so mad over being permed considering he's been registered since 2004 and has only made 411 posts.

He got perma'd for that? Isn't the junior limit 300 posts?

In any case, him flipping his shit just shows he needs a reality check.

From the Neogaf FB.

Sean Mulligan
Petition to unban Dr. Eggman. (aka Dennis Grapsas) He's the most colorful and honest poster around GAF. As some of you know, he was sentenced a lifetime ban on GAF a few days ago because of a post in a thread about Carrie Underwood.

The ban was given to him because it was believed to be his seventh and final ban according to Mumei. However, it was actually his sixth ban. Earlier in 2012, Eggman requested a ban during finals week.

Eggman should be given another chance. His infamous honesty has been restrained since his most recent ban in the summer of 2012, and he feels he knows how to abide by the forum's code.

If you'd like to give Eggman a chance, please show your support below.

-Mully and Eggman.

Where is that Arrested Development "What? No. No. No." .gif? Because it's needed here.

[parallax]

Why do people like eggman. Such a waste of an account. And its not like his dumbass got sidelined like other posters. He knew what he was doing

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow mod will overturn Eggman's ban.  It's inevitable.  Then a week or two after he's unbanned, he'll remind everyone why he should have been left permabanned in the first place.

[king of the internet]

Some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow mod will overturn Eggman's ban.  It's inevitable.  Then a week or two after he's unbanned, he'll remind everyone why he should have been left permabanned in the first place.

I doubt it. He hasn't been around that long and doesn't have much of a following unlike some posters with similar reputations. A few people here and there like him but I doubt any of the mod staff gives a shit. I'm not the least bit surprised to see him get permed but it is kinda lame that they axed over that post. I looked at that creepy facebook page and I guess a long time poster was also permabanned for a crude but inoffensive sexual comment. I don't know why anyone would be bothered by a few lines of raunchy text unless they're a puritan or sexually repressed.

[Don Flamenco]

From the Neogaf FB.

Sean Mulligan
Petition to unban Dr. Eggman. (aka Dennis Grapsas) He's the most colorful and honest poster around GAF. As some of you know, he was sentenced a lifetime ban on GAF a few days ago because of a post in a thread about Carrie Underwood.

The ban was given to him because it was believed to be his seventh and final ban according to Mumei. However, it was actually his sixth ban. Earlier in 2012, Eggman requested a ban during finals week.

Eggman should be given another chance. His infamous honesty has been restrained since his most recent ban in the summer of 2012, and he feels he knows how to abide by the forum's code.

If you'd like to give Eggman a chance, please show your support below.

-Mully and Eggman.

it is true as they say, there is a fanboy for everything

[tiesto]

From the Neogaf FB.

Sean Mulligan
Petition to unban Dr. Eggman. (aka Dennis Grapsas) He's the most colorful and honest poster around GAF. As some of you know, he was sentenced a lifetime ban on GAF a few days ago because of a post in a thread about Carrie Underwood.

The ban was given to him because it was believed to be his seventh and final ban according to Mumei. However, it was actually his sixth ban. Earlier in 2012, Eggman requested a ban during finals week.

Eggman should be given another chance. His infamous honesty has been restrained since his most recent ban in the summer of 2012, and he feels he knows how to abide by the forum's code.

If you'd like to give Eggman a chance, please show your support below.

-Mully and Eggman.

That guy Mully is just as bad as Eggman IMO.

[Brehvolution]

Cumming on tits is pretty awesome though.

[nudemacusers]

I dunno why he didn't just keep that stuff to the drunk thread; it's pretty much a free for all in there. Hell I would probably be banned for posting some of the shit I do in that thread in the general OT.

[hampster]

Oh god The skinny guy in the Post Your Pics thread. I've never felt so conscious on my ribs before. I can feel them just sitting there... being ribs

I'm going to go eat a pop tart

[nudemacusers]

Isn't transhuman shandeus or whatever reborn? that's the vibe I've always gotten anyway.

[Atramental]

That was an unnerving sight to behold this morning while I was browsing GAF on my phone and eating a hardy high protein breakfast of hard boiled eggs and sausages. 

[thisismyusername]

I don't know why anyone would be bothered by a few lines of raunchy text unless they're a puritan or sexually repressed.

He was on perm watch, they were looking for a reason to ban him. He gave them one, even if it's not the best one.

Frankly, I for one am glad he's gone. By far one of those worst posters that was on GAF.

[TakingBackSunday]

yeah once you're on perm watch you are pretty much fucked no matter what you do or say.  I called Britney Spears a whiny bitch and got perm'd

[nudemacusers]

Should have gone with whiny cunt instead

[TakingBackSunday]

Well you can say cunt now.  Apparently not bitch though!

[nudemacusers]

I know, you would have bought yourself future immunity!