Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3487550 times)

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3780 on:** June 22, 2011, 11:59:08 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on June 22, 2011, 11:56:33 AM

My husband is a box hoarder. I told him there's only one that this house needs and has.

Dirty thoughts

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3781 on:** June 22, 2011, 12:59:42 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 22, 2011, 09:46:56 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28773955&postcount=9

I really enjoyed reading this post. It retains over the top fandom that is prevalent in those pop music threads, but it backs up the fervor with some fetishistic detailed analysis of music video minutia instead of simple hyperbolic statements of divinity. gaf OT at its finest.

I don't get the obsession some gay guys have with her. I "get" the Gaga thing, but Britney is probably a closet republican/christo-fascist. And what's up with the obsession over her body; you dudes don't even like women, gtfo

the video is laughably bad

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3782 on:** June 22, 2011, 01:04:18 PM »

well, gay republicans/christians don't make sense to me period

magus · « **Reply #3783 on:** June 22, 2011, 04:29:51 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 22, 2011, 12:20:37 PM

haw haw, backfire all over magoose

i can't even bitch anymore on the thread about bitching!

chronovore · « **Reply #3784 on:** June 22, 2011, 06:23:36 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on June 22, 2011, 11:56:33 AM

My husband is a box hoarder. I told him there's only one that this house needs and has.

The ice box?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3785 on:** June 22, 2011, 06:39:14 PM »

The cat's litter box?

brob · « **Reply #3786 on:** June 22, 2011, 06:55:51 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=434915

This thread is already crazy, but with the way devolution is going in, it's going to get craaaazy

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2011, 06:39:14 PM

The cat's litter box?

oh I bet the box in question gets littered

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3787 on:** June 22, 2011, 07:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 22, 2011, 07:28:11 PM

Forced sterilization is absolutely terrible, especially when talking about minors and the reasons for it according to the story seem like really petty and stupid reason.

Yet isn't this what people always talk about doing? Stupid people shouldn't breed, rapists too, ect... I'm a little surprised more people, in that thread especially, aren't trying to defend the idea of said program.

Because everyone jokes about sterilization in "safe" topics [i.e. terrible parents abusing their kids, pedophiles abusing kids, rapists getting light sentences, ect.], but very few people want to be caught supporting something like that when the subject of actual forced sterilizations is raised.

brob · « **Reply #3788 on:** June 22, 2011, 07:37:23 PM »

forced sterilization is far too connected to eugenics for someone who isn't a self-proclaimed racist to support in any real way.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3789 on:** June 22, 2011, 07:42:27 PM »

4 kids and on welfare? I'm all for sterilizing your ass

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3790 on:** June 22, 2011, 08:13:32 PM »

Eugenics

Time to join the master race, filthy poors.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3791 on:** June 22, 2011, 08:48:24 PM »

I paid for my own sterilization.

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Actually my insurance did.

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3792 on:** June 22, 2011, 09:14:53 PM »

Time to bump my time tested eugenics thread.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3793 on:** June 22, 2011, 11:51:24 PM »

Quote from: Robo on June 22, 2011, 11:58:26 AM

The fuse box?

Quote from: chronovore on June 22, 2011, 06:23:36 PM

The ice box?

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2011, 06:39:14 PM

The cat's litter box?

Big cardboard box... It's pretty cozy.. I stole the neighbor's dirty underwear and made curtains!

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himu

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3794 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:42:58 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on June 22, 2011, 11:51:24 PM

Big cardboard box... It's pretty cozy.. I stole the neighbor's dirty underwear and made curtains!

Take a big black marker and write "Rape Dumpster" on it. Then invite your husband to get inside. Then the neighbor. Film the results, post it on Evilbore.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3795 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:10:45 AM »

All my neighbors are chicks though... No interest here for that.

brob · « **Reply #3796 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:18:53 AM »

heterosexuals? ...ew

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3797 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:29:49 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2011, 06:39:14 PM

The cat's litter box?

you can never have enough cat litter. I love sitting in that shit

Mupepe · « **Reply #3798 on:** June 23, 2011, 09:56:28 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2011, 07:42:27 PM

4 kids and on welfare? I'm all for sterilizing your ass

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People as young as 10 in North Carolina were sterilized for not getting along with schoolmates, being promiscuous or running afoul of local social workers or doctors.

Yeah. See I would agree but there's way too much leeway in something like this for abuse and corruption. It needs to be something that's determined in a similar way as the death penalty. Exhaustive appeals and a long drawn out process.

chronovore · « **Reply #3799 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:24:31 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on June 23, 2011, 01:29:49 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2011, 06:39:14 PM
The cat's litter box?

you can never have enough cat litter. I love sitting in that shit

O_o

brob · « **Reply #3800 on:** June 23, 2011, 11:32:09 AM »

"People as young as 10 in North Carolina were sterilized for[...]running afoul of local social workers or doctors."

I don't understand this last part of the sentence. someone explain plz

Mupepe · « **Reply #3801 on:** June 23, 2011, 11:37:07 AM »

Getting on the bad side of social workers and doctors. Piss them off and they recommend you for sterilization.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3802 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:11:28 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=28803745#post28803745

wtf at this fucking thread...

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I once caught a guy who had broken into my house. I literally walked in on him going through my wife's bag in the kitchen so I grabbed him by the scruff if his neck, dragged him out the front door and gave him a few smacks around the head before sending him on his way.

Blows my fucking mind that there are people out there who would cite their right to "take up arms" and "defend their castle" in that instance.

Stop being so fucking precious you pussies.

Are you fucking kidding me? You're a fucking idiot, my friend.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3803 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:26:01 PM »

Between that thread and the last few pages of the killed dog thread, GAF are either morons or elaborate trolls.

Dude's puppy was shot by an asshole who let his own dogs shit in OP's yard. There are people in there saying he has no right to be upset because he's probably killed a rat or mouse before and they're all animals. WTF?! A random mouse or rat is not someone's lost pet. This puppy was. But until dogs can space travel, they are equal to random mice/rats and inferior to humans.

Real talk: if one of those assholes were in a burning house with my dog, and I had time to rescue one, I wouldn't even hesitate.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3804 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:01:07 PM »

Good lord, you just made me go and read the dog one. I really don't understand GAF. If it was a news story about someone torturing a dog no one would defend that shit. But it seems like people keep their mouth shut in those threads or maybe it's the same people with hypocritical views. I dunno.

Like the sterilization thread. People are in there condemning it but there are tons of people in the home invasion thread arguing "got what they deserved" and "weeded a bad strain out". whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3805 on:** June 23, 2011, 08:01:31 PM »

LOL at you dodes trying to figure GAF out. It's a bunch of pseudointellectual obese narcissists who will never get further than assistant manager at a gamestop; a pack of social rejects who like to one up each other by showing who is the most outraged at any given event. You can pretty much connect the dots from there.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3806 on:** June 23, 2011, 08:32:27 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435043

he was high when he made this topic, though it raises a good point

lennedsay · « **Reply #3807 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:30:18 PM »

http://secondapps.com/neogaf/showthread.php?t=435029&page=10

Everybody hates Gaborn yet he and his awful thread-making ability live on. Who's dick is he sucking? He must be pretty good at it. I wish he made a thread about that with all of his tips (

).

brob · « **Reply #3808 on:** June 23, 2011, 11:42:04 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 23, 2011, 08:32:27 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435043

he was high when he made this topic, though it raises a good point

and from that spawned a great devolution thread. gg to the weedhead.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3809 on:** June 24, 2011, 12:31:18 AM »

*Amirox tells people not to thread whine*

*amirox proceeds to whine about threads in the gaming section*

Mupepe · « **Reply #3810 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:46:48 AM »

welp, got on GAF this morning to find out I'm banned for a month for laughing at Justin Beiber getting "assaulted"

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #3811 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:45:54 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on June 23, 2011, 10:30:18 PM

http://secondapps.com/neogaf/showthread.php?t=435029&page=10

Everybody hates Gaborn yet he and his awful thread-making ability live on. Who's dick is he sucking? He must be pretty good at it. I wish he made a thread about that with all of his tips ().

It's like his purpose in life is to shit on my day.

Boogie · « **Reply #3812 on:** June 24, 2011, 08:37:58 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435165

OP: Iranian authorities giving condoms for criminals to rape jailed activists.

lexi: pfft, more humane than the USA. Rape happens there, and the prisoners don't get condoms.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3813 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:24:50 PM »

Haha, she wants to remind everyone that we're in glass houses in regards to that argument. Its more about her self-righteous indignation than standing against the actual occurrence of rape in prison systems.

Boogie · « **Reply #3814 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:46:36 PM »

GR

You have come far, my son...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3815 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:49:35 PM »

Lexi fell into that trap so easily.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3816 on:** June 24, 2011, 10:30:55 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 24, 2011, 09:49:35 PM

Lexi fell into that trap so easily.

Oh you!

Who's alt is Fisticuffs? "Hoooolllly shit woman, get help"

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3817 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:54:29 AM »

that fish vag thread is awful

one dude posts a hilarious fake post, so they spend like 4 pages quoting him and posting random gifs

jesus christ

edit: i just realized. GAF IS FYAD.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3818 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:57:48 AM »

it's a shame a man of his caliber and talent has to waste away because of a bomb like shenmue. Team Andromeda and Sonic Team (early 90's) aside, this man and his team's games are practically what built up (in my mind) the Sega I fell in love with.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3819 on:** June 25, 2011, 10:57:52 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 25, 2011, 02:54:29 AM

that fish vag thread is awful

one dude posts a hilarious fake post, so they spend like 4 pages quoting him and posting random gifs

jesus christ

edit: i just realized. GAF IS FYAD.

blame me for posting the first GIF

and also making many of the GIFs used

i'm only upset with the people posting non applicable GIFs

Rman · « **Reply #3820 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:15:03 AM »

I just find it funny that Shenmue fans still hold out hope for the third installment. It's time to give it up, guys. No offense, Himuro.

archie4208 · « **Reply #3821 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:21:21 AM »

Wasn't there a Shenmue cell phone game in development? There goes your Shenmue 3.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3822 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:25:20 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 25, 2011, 11:57:15 AM

Why's that?

also: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28846363&postcount=61

BrandNew

lennedsay · « **Reply #3823 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:32:18 PM »

BrandNew

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3824 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:50:41 PM »

Wow I'm surprised I wasn't banned for that

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3825 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:19:13 PM »

You were probably saved from bannage on account of lexi derailing the thread.

brob · « **Reply #3826 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:20:26 PM »

go harder Brandnew. you can only truly know how far you can go before you get banned when you have been banned.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3827 on:** June 25, 2011, 05:08:31 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2011, 10:57:52 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 25, 2011, 02:54:29 AM
that fish vag thread is awful

one dude posts a hilarious fake post, so they spend like 4 pages quoting him and posting random gifs

jesus christ

edit: i just realized. GAF IS FYAD.

blame me for posting the first GIF

and also making many of the GIFs used

i'm only upset with the people posting non applicable GIFs

I don't got a problem with you posting the gif, because you started it and it was purely applicable and understandable. What I don't understand is why people have to post 5 pages of gifs instead of staying on topic and making the thread about foul smell poontang.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3828 on:** June 25, 2011, 09:09:50 PM »

Most people on GAF haven't had any poontang, let alone foul smelling. Resorting to .gifs and memes is about all they can do.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3829 on:** June 25, 2011, 09:53:36 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 25, 2011, 09:09:50 PM

Most people on GAF haven't had any poontang, let alone foul smelling. Resorting to .gifs and memes is about all they can do.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3830 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:46:42 PM »

I love that pic

edit: also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28851098&postcount=89

Yeah, but at least I'm not a weeabü

Shuri · « **Reply #3831 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:58:51 PM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3832 on:** June 26, 2011, 05:55:31 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433345

beggars cant be choosers

naff · « **Reply #3833 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:38:17 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 25, 2011, 11:46:42 PM

I love that pic

edit: also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28851098&postcount=89

Yeah, but at least I'm not a weeabü

he can't handle the truth

also appropriate for that thread
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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3834 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:06:31 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 26, 2011, 05:55:31 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433345

beggars cant be choosers

Something sad about shooting a squirt gun at a CPU that doesn't exist in reality. This must be the average Wii users face when playing Go Vacation!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3835 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 26, 2011, 01:42:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435239

Worst Gaborn thread yet.

I think "Gaborn" is actually a news aggregator/chat bot designed to make gay people appear as annoying as possible.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3836 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:38:01 PM »

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3837 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:43:44 PM »

I went out because I went on account suicide. I expressed as much here in this thread. I wasn't trying to be funny or witty. I just wanted to get out as fast as possible and making fun of that skank of an attention whore was the best way -- to ME -- to get out. I knew I wouldn't get out of that unscathed and it worked.

Maximus · « **Reply #3838 on:** June 26, 2011, 05:07:17 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 26, 2011, 03:43:44 PM

I went out because I went on account suicide. I expressed as much here in this thread. I wasn't trying to be funny or witty. I just wanted to get out as fast as possible and making fun of that skank of an attention whore was the best way -- to ME -- to get out. I knew I wouldn't get out of that unscathed and it worked.

Quote from: Powerslave on June 25, 2011, 09:53:36 PM

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Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3839 on:** June 26, 2011, 05:17:13 PM »

and who the fuck are you?

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