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AdmiralViscen

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3840 on: June 26, 2011, 06:47:15 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3844 on: June 26, 2011, 10:46:53 PM »
Not cool BrandKnew. Lexi is going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow in that thread, but it's no excuse for insults like that  :-\
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3845 on: June 27, 2011, 12:25:35 AM »
oh shut up

also: bimonthly gaf Tip Thread™ http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=387004&page=21
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brob

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3846 on: June 27, 2011, 12:50:16 AM »
I've never tipped anyone, barring leaving the change because I don't want a fuckton of coins. come at me bros

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3847 on: June 27, 2011, 01:14:17 AM »
I always tip. I've never ordered a pizza to my house though. But like at restaurants I always tip. 10-20% typically. 15% for average/good service, 20% for awesome service; 10% for meh/poor service.

For haircuts it depends on who I have. I give my regular barber some big tips because he comes through for me so much; I can be running late due to work, get there 20 minutes after it closes and still get a cut; imo dedication like that deserves extra. Although I was kinda bummed last time because he cut my hair against the grain, which wiped out my natural waves
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3848 on: June 27, 2011, 01:25:56 AM »
always tip whoever messes with your food or does your food. ALWAYS.
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lennedsay

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3849 on: June 27, 2011, 01:33:33 AM »
I always tip. I've never ordered a pizza to my house though. But like at restaurants I always tip. 10-20% typically. 15% for average/good service, 20% for awesome service; 10% for meh/poor service.

For haircuts it depends on who I have. I give my regular barber some big tips because he comes through for me so much; I can be running late due to work, get there 20 minutes after it closes and still get a cut; imo dedication like that deserves extra. Although I was kinda bummed last time because he cut my hair against the grain, which wiped out my natural waves

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3850 on: June 27, 2011, 01:35:48 AM »
I always pick it up at the pizza place  ???
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lennedsay

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3851 on: June 27, 2011, 02:08:57 AM »
I sometimes pick my pizza up at the place, but I don't think you can be American and never have pizza delivered.

I mean, maybe I'm crazy because I order my pizzas with a side of awkward, but for those who don't have delivery boy ex-bfs, I'd think all people in urban and suburban US would have a pizza delivered to their house at one point or another.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3852 on: June 27, 2011, 02:12:19 AM »
-never ordered pizza
-never watched The Simpsons

« Last Edit: June 27, 2011, 02:34:40 AM by Phoenix Dark »
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pilonv1

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3853 on: June 27, 2011, 02:31:55 AM »
move to Australia, we dont tip and have decent minimum wages
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3854 on: June 27, 2011, 04:09:01 AM »
i only tip my hookers

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3855 on: June 27, 2011, 04:45:07 AM »
-never ordered pizza
-never watched The Simpsons



knew you weren't a virgin
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Brehvolution

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3857 on: June 27, 2011, 09:09:13 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435314

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fistfulofmetal

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3859 on: June 27, 2011, 09:35:27 AM »
i feel i died on gaf before my time. for all the shit i did, i got banned for the adblock nonsense.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3860 on: June 27, 2011, 09:45:56 AM »
Why do people think I'm a sexist, hate women, or whatever?
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3861 on: June 27, 2011, 10:03:21 AM »
I dunno, I thought it was kind of awesome.  Like a mob boss getting taken down on parking violations.

hey thanks for equating me to a mob boss. that's pretty rad.

i like to compare it to Omar on The Wire, myself.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3862 on: June 27, 2011, 10:04:52 AM »
I always defended you on gaf, fistful. I LOVE YOU. You are a BRO.
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archie4208

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3863 on: June 27, 2011, 10:05:17 AM »
What was Himumu's last post anyway? 

BlueTsunami

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3864 on: June 27, 2011, 10:44:13 AM »
I love how people dog pile on Himuro for his post against Koshiba and then creepily investigate if she's still active, when she last posted and other places they've spotted her. Surely they'd apply this effort to another non-female member. Oh wait, titties :drool
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3865 on: June 27, 2011, 10:48:59 AM »
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Brehvolution

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3866 on: June 27, 2011, 11:30:51 AM »
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3867 on: June 27, 2011, 11:44:58 AM »
nobody ever remember old magus

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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3868 on: June 27, 2011, 12:01:31 PM »
Hahahaha
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3869 on: June 27, 2011, 12:08:20 PM »
:spin Calls Evilboreans creepy one minute, google Koshiba's online activity the next minute :spin

In any case, I don't see what's wrong with EB. We made this board because circa 2006, that's when neogaf took off after changing from gaming age forums, and Evilore's policies on cracking down on the fun (mostly in OT) happened, hence the name. There's nothing wrong with a knock off forum, we mean no harm. The hilarity of anti-EBers is that they paint us as merely bitter gaffers or ex-gaffers when really, this thread is mostly about laughs and gaggles and how shit the place is. This is just one thread among many.

Also, Los Daddie is hilarious. Keep sucking that fake teet.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3870 on: June 27, 2011, 12:21:47 PM »
Holy shit, I really just took my pants off dude, because I'm getting dressed to go to a job interview while drinking my morning tea. It's like, you can see right through my eyes, Oscar-san.

kindred spirits, mate.
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3871 on: June 27, 2011, 12:23:05 PM »
i love the idea of gaffers reading this thread in awe at all the people here. it inflates my giant ego.
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lennedsay

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3872 on: June 27, 2011, 12:28:16 PM »
Oh shit, I didn't know I was signing up for hinu's fan club. I thought I was signing up for the gangbang.
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3873 on: June 27, 2011, 12:52:56 PM »
So, Himuro, would you say that you were banned for attacking the sacred cow. :teehee
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3874 on: June 27, 2011, 01:02:31 PM »
Who cares

let's talk about dick and balls. this page has been too..."female-oriented".
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3875 on: June 27, 2011, 01:07:16 PM »







« Last Edit: June 27, 2011, 01:08:48 PM by Stringer Bell »
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3876 on: June 27, 2011, 01:09:16 PM »
Everybody forgot about Dre
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demi

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3877 on: June 27, 2011, 01:10:33 PM »
I see "spindashing" wants to join in - we need more thick, black members here
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3878 on: June 27, 2011, 01:13:50 PM »
Demi: Thoughts?



Has bigger tits than Koshiba at least
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demi

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3879 on: June 27, 2011, 01:14:02 PM »
They're all more than welcome to climb aboard the flesh riding sailboat. Priority given to the bigger stomached males, of course.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3880 on: June 27, 2011, 01:14:34 PM »


:maf "i want to pound your asshole to meat, Demi!" :maf

Would? Yes/No
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demi

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3881 on: June 27, 2011, 01:15:34 PM »
I'm not into black guys... sorry.
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #3882 on: June 27, 2011, 01:16:20 PM »
Sounds like a typical man from Ohio.
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demi

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3883 on: June 27, 2011, 01:20:10 PM »
It's a cultured taste
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Brehvolution

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3884 on: June 27, 2011, 01:23:08 PM »
That thread is promoting EB more than anything  :lol

It usually gets squashed pretty quick. Demi should open the floodgates.
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demi

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3885 on: June 27, 2011, 01:25:07 PM »
The floodgates are opened. Anyone can register.
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lennedsay

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3886 on: June 27, 2011, 01:26:50 PM »
So, Himuro, would you say that you were banned for attacking the sacred cow. :teehee

How can you be a sacred cow when you have fake udders?
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Brehvolution

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3887 on: June 27, 2011, 01:26:51 PM »
You still have to approve it though.
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demi

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3888 on: June 27, 2011, 01:32:32 PM »
Duh
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Shaka Khan

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3889 on: June 27, 2011, 01:54:06 PM »
You guys are fucking creepy, and I'm so glad that my ban is up. PEACE OUT, bitches.
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lennedsay

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3890 on: June 27, 2011, 02:06:18 PM »
You have 1000+ posts in this thread, ya creeper!!!

I mean, that's what I heard from the older, more distinguished members of this board. :ninja
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Brehvolution

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3891 on: June 27, 2011, 02:16:08 PM »
You guys are fucking creepy, and I'm so glad that my ban is up. PEACE OUT, bitches.

:rofl
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lennedsay

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3892 on: June 27, 2011, 02:37:05 PM »
Salva's on his way to see if we "stole" his avatar of Dexter too.

So I went ahead and switched to this av of some dog. :shh
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3893 on: June 27, 2011, 02:49:43 PM »
Is smokeydave reading this? He's such a cunt.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3894 on: June 27, 2011, 02:51:03 PM »
and a racist
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3895 on: June 27, 2011, 02:52:36 PM »
and he once flipped the bird to Mother Teresa
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3896 on: June 27, 2011, 02:53:16 PM »
Hey guys, what's going on in her--oh my dear lord
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3897 on: June 27, 2011, 02:53:58 PM »
Hey guys, what's going on in her--oh my dear lord

We're just a bunch of dudes, chilling out. With no clothes on. Is that a crime?
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3898 on: June 27, 2011, 02:55:41 PM »
There's nothing gay about that at all. Let me join you, just don't touch my ass.
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #3899 on: June 27, 2011, 02:56:18 PM »
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