The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Squiddy]

Aguirre ugh.
Why are people giving the troll so much attention?

He's even one of the main conversational points here, and you guys should know better.

[Lan]

I find people obsessed with this person more disturbing than the individual. Its like some people don't know that people lie on the internet. O_o

[Shadow Mod]

Fucker doesn't even pretend not to be power tripping.
He keeps posting that modabuse.jpg comic.

And no, no one simps on you Devolution.
I dunno if that's a compliment or a diss, so you're either better off or not.

Not a diss I prefer the simpless life. It's much more simple.

[nudemacusers]

I wish someone would simp for me online. 

[Tokyosandblaster]

Aguirre ugh.
Why are people giving the troll so much attention?

He's even one of the main conversational points here, and you guys should know better.

Beef, you're blame space right?

[ToxicAdam]

We had a really awful combination, today, of unprecedented traffic (expected, of course) and the physical failure of one of our database servers at the worst possible time. We're on 50% power with the database servers right now. Keep in mind that each one of them is really strong, but we hit an i/o hard wall during the conference and shortly after because of that. Entire internet was spamming F5.

I'm having gromph redeploy our database tomorrow to even more powerful servers, essentially the most ridiculous array possible, no expense spared to round out any possible weakness, to try to prepare us better for what's to come.

Major, major disappointment that we were down for almost the entire conference. It would be great if we could use an elastic solution to dynamically address load with no upper limit, like Amazon EC2, but apparently that's not viable for our setup.

Please understand ...

[Lan]

maybe some people here really wanted to wife Aguirre and got mad when they found out it was a joke character?

[Squiddy]

Plenty of other gaf ladies they can attempt to wife instead.
Stay away from trab though, it looks like Deaf-mod might be particularly simpish towards her.
I wonder if he'll be willing to turn vegetarian to appease his waifu.

[Tokyosandblaster]

maybe some people here really wanted to wife Aguirre and got mad when they found out it was a joke character?

Like Robo?

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514361

This isn't traditional journalism, where the protection of whistle blowers is deeply rooted in the integrity of the institution. Even matters of national security become under scrutiny if the leak pertains to information that undermines the public trust. On the other hand, I find it extremely disturbing that gaming media will go out of their way to solicit "tips" and provide anonymity to people who are breaking NDAs and doing nothing but harm to the companies they leak information from. If someone emailed the Coca-Cola recipe to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution I have no doubt that they'd notify Coca-Cola immediately; if someone emailed Gaming Site X with detailed Durango technical specs, it's suddenly front page news. And of course, typically the victim company will ask the site to retract the leak--which of course (ignore the hype amplificaton caused by such a move) Gaming Site X would likely refuse to pull. What justifies the blatant disrespect for the companies they cover, and why does the gaming community love to stick it up to the man despite the clear ethical issues here?

[Tokyosandblaster]

Plenty of other gaf ladies they can attempt to wife instead.
Stay away from trab though, it looks like Deaf-mod might be particularly simpish towards her.
I wonder if he'll be willing to turn vegetarian to appease his waifu.

My hypothesis: trab=Aguirre=blame space

[Lan]

maybe some people here really wanted to wife Aguirre and got mad when they found out it was a joke character?

Like Robo?

I don't know what Robo was trying to do. He seems fine to me, but I don't pay attention to a lot of stuff that happens...

[ToxicAdam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514361

This isn't traditional journalism, where the protection of whistle blowers is deeply rooted in the integrity of the institution. Even matters of national security become under scrutiny if the leak pertains to information that undermines the public trust. On the other hand, I find it extremely disturbing that gaming media will go out of their way to solicit "tips" and provide anonymity to people who are breaking NDAs and doing nothing but harm to the companies they leak information from. If someone emailed the Coca-Cola recipe to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution I have no doubt that they'd notify Coca-Cola immediately; if someone emailed Gaming Site X with detailed Durango technical specs, it's suddenly front page news. And of course, typically the victim company will ask the site to retract the leak--which of course (ignore the hype amplificaton caused by such a move) Gaming Site X would likely refuse to pull. What justifies the blatant disrespect for the companies they cover, and why does the gaming community love to stick it up to the man despite the clear ethical issues here?

Never underestimate just how far someone will deep throat a corporation.

[Momo]

We had a really awful combination, today, of unprecedented traffic (expected, of course) and the physical failure of one of our database servers at the worst possible time. We're on 50% power with the database servers right now. Keep in mind that each one of them is really strong, but we hit an i/o hard wall during the conference and shortly after because of that. Entire internet was spamming F5.

I'm having gromph redeploy our database tomorrow to even more powerful servers, essentially the most ridiculous array possible, no expense spared to round out any possible weakness, to try to prepare us better for what's to come.

Major, major disappointment that we were down for almost the entire conference. It would be great if we could use an elastic solution to dynamically address load with no upper limit, like Amazon EC2, but apparently that's not viable for our setup.

Please understand ...

this motherfucker has no idea wtf he is talking about

[Squiddy]

Sounds to me like Evilore should fire Groomph and hire a proper sysadmin.

[Shadow Mod]

Does Gromph even get paid.

[Momo]

Sounds to me like Evilore should fire Groomph and hire a proper sysadmin.

I put my name in the hat for that role, I started a dialogue with EviLore then promptly retracted (realised I didnt have time and would hate doing *work* where I was supposed to have fun) and suggested another sysadmin

link to the page where it starts, i'm not wading through a bunch of fucking pages.

Here you go you lazy bastard: http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=512643&page=100000

This link doesnt work, I kinda want to see what the fuss is about

[Momo]

I don't know Gromph, but I have a feeling whichever sysadmin stepped into the role would be hamstrung so I can't even hate there. I maintain some dying systems that have been obsolete for at least a decade but the owners nocurr cause I keep the thing ticking over. :/


EDIT: Actually, if Eviloogie is willing to spend cash on infrastructure then perhaps Gromph isnt the right person to have as he is obviously advising loogie on the way forward. Mayhaps he needs to open his wallet, get a data and systems architecture guy in for a week, have them design a solution and then have Gromph implement it to that spec. 

[Shadow Mod]

I don't know shit about sysadmining but would he be limited by whatever shitass database they want to keep?

[Momo]

I don't know shit about sysadmining but would he be limited by whatever shitass database they want to keep?

My post just above yours supposed the same thing, but it doesnt look to be the case as evilore is spending dosh \(._.)/

[Squiddy]

Whatever.

I wonder who Evilore will mod next once Opiate/DeafMutes go on a banning rampage as a result of logic breakdown/waifu rejection.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't know shit about sysadmining but would he be limited by whatever shitass database they want to keep?

My post just above yours supposed the same thing, but it doesnt look to be the case as evilore is spending dosh \(._.)/

I just know from my time spent around some sysadmins that old forums suck to deal with. I think one of the forums I was on they just archived a section offsite and updated fresh.

[king of the internet]

Mutes strikes me as someone who's really enjoying his modship. A complete 180 in attitude compared to Stump, Charlequin, Aeana, Nirolak, EC, Cyan, Kabotour, Minsc, etc.

I've never seen a GAF mod so insistent on mentioning he's a mod. It's like every other post. It's not gonna get you laid dude! Ease off it.

[Momo]

I don't know shit about sysadmining but would he be limited by whatever shitass database they want to keep?

My post just above yours supposed the same thing, but it doesnt look to be the case as evilore is spending dosh \(._.)/

I just know from my time spent around some sysadmins that old forums suck to deal with. I think one of the forums I was on they just archived a section offsite and updated fresh.

I think neogaf was running VB 3.8.x (you cant tell because they removed the footer, which iirc is against licencing terms lol) something I have around three years of experience with, it writes some crazy stuff to your db, but there are ways to get around it (mostly have someone do custom stuff db side but then you are stuck with that dba)

[benjipwns]

I've never seen a GAF mod so insistent on mentioning he's a mod. It's like every other post. It's not gonna get you laid dude! Ease off it.

Says the "king of the internet"...

[Shaka Khan]

Oh benji you're so dear to my heart.

[FStop7]

Sounds to me like Evilore should fire Groomph and hire a proper sysadmin.

I think it's more like GAF needs an architectural review and overhaul if it's running on the kind of hardware described by Evilore. 

[Squiddy]

No more dissing of groomph and evilore.
This place was down way longer than gaf lol

[Vertigo]

 

[StealthFan]

BORE talking shit about the GAF servers

[StealthFan]

Also:

http://www.the-coli.com/3334265-post4.html

[pilonv1]

This Nintendo Direct must be bigger than the reddit front page, site is down again

[StealthFan]

BAN THEM DEMI! PULL ME INTO YOUR VOLUPTUOUS EMBRACE

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Mutes strikes me as someone who's really enjoying his modship. A complete 180 in attitude compared to Stump, Charlequin, Aeana, Nirolak, EC, Cyan, Kabotour, Minsc, etc.

Seriously. He was one of my favourite posters but he's a shitty mod.

TDM is on track to being one of the shit tier mods like sp0rsk and Amir0x.

[demi]

I didnt know the site was down. It's up now, quit whining.

[king of the internet]

I didnt know the site was down. It's up now, quit whining.

Fix your shit.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48029932&postcount=3164

[demi]

I didnt know the site was down. It's up now, quit whining.

Fix your shit.

I'll break you in two. Do you even lift?

[Don Flamenco]

Yeah where the heck does Demi spend all the phat ad money the bore brings in?

You know Evilore's europe trip? 

something like that, except in the U.S., behind a gas station, and with 4 elderly, large, and hairy Armenian grand dads.

[Joe Molotov]

National Lapoon's European Bearcation

[MCD]

I offered to buy the bore but Demi refused to protect you guys from seeing Bing ads everywhere.

[Atramental]

I find people obsessed with this person more disturbing than the individual. Its like some people don't know that people lie on the internet. O_o

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I just wanted an excuse to post this picture.

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[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Yeah where the heck does Demi spend all the phat ad money the bore brings in?

You know Evilore's europe trip? 

something like that, except in the U.S., behind a gas station, and with 4 elderly, large, and hairy Armenian grand dads.

so demi didn't bang any of 'em?

[demi]

I'd stare at them intently, with my history of a 1000 fucks

[Shadow Mod]

I'd stare at them intently, with my history of a 1000 fucks

 

[FStop7]

Nintards losing their minds

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48039516&postcount=817

[TakingBackSunday]

that's...amazing

[nudemacusers]

I'm really glad nintendo made the wuu.... these meltdowns are incredible.

[nudemacusers]

it's the wii all over again.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48042479&postcount=1043

lol

[Joe Molotov]

Their standards are just so high, bruh.

[Atramental]

I'd stare at them intently, with my history of a 1000 fucks

Nice. 

[TakingBackSunday]

"lighting is smoother"

wut

[Momo]

"Listen to me, and pay attention because reading conprehension seems selective on this forum. What good are specs if the worlds created with them are predictable and boring? Why would i pay hundreds of dollars to escape into a setting that is less amazing than what my own imagination can come up with? That killzone demo and that capcom game dont show me a place i MUST see the rest of. They dont inspire me to pick up a controller and find out what comes next. A game like 3d land does. Luigi 2 does. Skyward Sword did. Final Fantasy 7s did. There is a difference, if not to all then at least to some. When iwata says specs dont matter he doesnt mean they dont exist. I just couldnt give a shit about them. My creative standard is far too high."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48044395&postcount=1152

[ToxicAdam]

That's either high art or the worst thing I have ever read.

[Shaka Khan]

nvm

[nudemacusers]

That's either high art or the worst thing I have ever read.

you just need higher posting standards

[Shadow Mod]

GAF with it's usual projection about how they'd fight and die before they were raped. 

[nudemacusers]

GAF with it's usual projection about how they'd fight and die before they were raped. 

someone forward that list to kevincow so he knows exact what NOT to do.

[king of the internet]

GAF with it's usual projection about how they'd fight and die before they were raped. 

Pssh, it's all about playing dead.

[Shadow Mod]

Acerac is a terrible fucking person.