Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3484179 times)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #39480 on:** February 22, 2013, 11:58:11 AM »

I forgot i did that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39481 on:** February 22, 2013, 12:12:11 PM »

The Internet never forgets.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39482 on:** February 22, 2013, 01:22:28 PM »

Neither does Rock n' Roll

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #39483 on:** February 22, 2013, 01:38:10 PM »

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on February 22, 2013, 04:26:52 AM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on February 22, 2013, 04:15:34 AM
Usually, the hotter the rape victim, the quicker the penetrator orgasms.

Ugly girls tend to have a longer rape time, unless its dark, or a paper bag is involved.
Slap yourself, you should know better as a Raperman.

Fuck you guys for even mentioning Billiechu.
He and every other asocial assburger that pretends to be girls for some attention and pity pisses me off.

They a fucking affront to actual transgendered individuals, who have a condition and are trying their hardest to transition, when their efforts are more or less playing as women in vidya games and watching pedo moeblob anime.
Oh, and making sure that everyone use the correct pronoun online (not in real life, of course not - they wouldn't want).

He's just an attentionwhore:
(Image removed from quote.)

As much as the part about trying to transition is hard work (

) I dislike the "not a real transsexual" thing. Don't do that plz. But yes emitan sux

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #39484 on:** February 22, 2013, 02:11:14 PM »

The minute we don't keep up the mens/sex talk it degrades into emitan discusses video games in there.

Squiddy · « **Reply #39485 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:01:18 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 22, 2013, 02:11:14 PM

The minute we don't keep up the mens/sex talk it degrades into emitan discusses video games in there.

He even got more posts than you.
I have no idea how, must be constant chatter about vidya games.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #39486 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:12:31 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 22, 2013, 02:11:14 PM

The minute we don't keep up the mens/sex talk it degrades into emitan discusses video games in there.

so thats the culprit?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #39487 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:26:14 PM »

This GAF-tan shit. Fuckin' embarrassing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48080860&postcount=43
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48081149&postcount=44
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48082194&postcount=48
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48085724&postcount=102

hampster · « **Reply #39488 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:58:38 PM »

b-baka, it's not like you normally see her or anything! Why are you so tsundere for gaf-tan Cowbell-kun

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39489 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:58:54 PM »

What's GAF-tan?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39490 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:59:21 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 22, 2013, 03:26:14 PM

This GAF-tan shit. Fuckin' embarrassing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48080860&postcount=43
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48081149&postcount=44
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48082194&postcount=48
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48085724&postcount=102

That's racist of you to shit on their weeaboo culture. Just because they have ways different from yours that you don't understand.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #39491 on:** February 22, 2013, 04:20:20 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2013, 03:59:21 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 22, 2013, 03:26:14 PM
This GAF-tan shit. Fuckin' embarrassing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48080860&postcount=43
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48081149&postcount=44
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48082194&postcount=48
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48085724&postcount=102

That's racist of you to shit on their weeaboo culture. Just because they have ways different from yours that you don't understand.

Quote from: hampster on February 22, 2013, 03:58:38 PM

b-baka, it's not like you normally see her or anything! Why are you so tsundere for gaf-tan Cowbell-kun

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 22, 2013, 03:58:54 PM

What's GAF-tan?

Anime gaf and pony gaf takin' over that thread.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #39492 on:** February 22, 2013, 04:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 22, 2013, 03:26:14 PM

This GAF-tan shit. Fuckin' embarrassing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48080860&postcount=43
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48081149&postcount=44
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48082194&postcount=48
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48085724&postcount=102

wut

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #39493 on:** February 22, 2013, 04:38:44 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48093697&postcount=168

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #39494 on:** February 22, 2013, 04:43:21 PM »

I think given the demographic breakdown, it only makes sense for GAF's mascot to be female.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #39495 on:** February 22, 2013, 04:45:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48090365&postcount=136 $:-\$

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #39496 on:** February 22, 2013, 05:29:27 PM »

Just when I couldn't think any less of NeoGAF, they reach new depths.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #39497 on:** February 22, 2013, 05:56:47 PM »

i have now seen literally everything

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39498 on:** February 22, 2013, 05:58:11 PM »

I need funny GAF "Nice Guy" quotes, stat.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #39499 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:02:16 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 22, 2013, 05:58:11 PM

I need funny GAF "Nice Guy" quotes, stat.

There's the fedora caps earlier in the thread.

I seem to recall the "hand over glass" thread having some hilarious posts.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504246

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39500 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:02:55 PM »

Please link me, I need a few quotes for my mascot submission.

Lan · « **Reply #39501 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:02:59 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 22, 2013, 03:26:14 PM

This GAF-tan shit. Fuckin' embarrassing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48080860&postcount=43
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48081149&postcount=44
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48082194&postcount=48
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48085724&postcount=102

I don't have a problem with anime art that is well thought out, shows actual rendering skills, and original creativity. This shit look basic and offensive to my creative senses. I wish I'd never clicked the links. 2/10 too sharp shitty animutard lines that break instead of being a single stroke. Will not view again.

Lan · « **Reply #39502 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:05:24 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 22, 2013, 04:45:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48090365&postcount=136 $:-\$

That shit made me shiver. "Virgin Snow"... only pervs name a color "Virgin Snow".

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #39503 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:12:56 PM »

Look up the valis or izick posts from that palm drink thread. Then there is this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45630196&postcount=575

Funny post defending nice guys.

I'll keep looking.

Oh look up posts by computer too.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47445018&postcount=139

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #39504 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:26:07 PM »

Quote from: Ben Kingsley on February 22, 2013, 06:00:44 PM

if any gaffers are into this gaf tan thing and happen to be reading the bore; kill yourself. throw yourself into a passing train. chug rat poison. drop your wii u in your bath while its stll plugged in. Jump off a skyscraper.

kill yourself

I was enjoyed reading this post.

etiolate · « **Reply #39505 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:26:33 PM »

I thought this witch hunt would have died down by now.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39506 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:35:58 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 22, 2013, 06:12:56 PM

Look up the valis or izick posts from that palm drink thread. Then there is this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45630196&postcount=575

Funny post defending nice guys.

I'll keep looking.

Oh look up posts by computer too.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47445018&postcount=139

Done, albeit quick and dirty.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #39507 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:36:51 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 22, 2013, 06:35:58 PM

Done, albeit quick and dirty.

That's not very respectful...

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39508 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:39:41 PM »

If only we can teach internet shut-ins some self-awareness

Teach internet shut-ins

Teach

Shut-ins

Yeah i sound like a condescending asshole don't I?

Squiddy · « **Reply #39509 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:46:15 PM »

That was a great post Jin

Have sman or whatever he's called done any drawings as of late?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #39510 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:46:34 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2013, 08:24:56 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 22, 2013, 07:47:34 AM
Or free on an emulator, so why would I buy a WEEE-OOOO for it?

Also Christ this dude. I thought self-promoting posts were banned over there?

well yes, many things can be had for free if one doesn't care about breaking the law. he's not telling you to buy a wiiU for it, but if you have a wiiU, thirty cents is pretty fucking inoffensive as pricing for digital versions of super nintendo stuff goes. there's shit worth getting cranky about and then there's just insane bitching.

Oh, Oscar-kun. Insane bitching is my mode. But I doubt buying F-zero (if I even had the two consoles that can play it and gave a fuck about buying it) for $.30 is suddenly going to have Nintendo go "well, shit there's interest! *makes a new one!*" like some in that thread believe.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39511 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:52:33 PM »

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on February 22, 2013, 06:46:15 PM

Have sman or whatever he's called done any drawings as of late?

I know some people take issue with his drawings, but this is one of those rare moments where I wish we had an sman signal. He's whip something up in 5 mins.

Squiddy · « **Reply #39512 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:56:15 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 22, 2013, 06:52:33 PM

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on February 22, 2013, 06:46:15 PM
Have sman or whatever he's called done any drawings as of late?

I know some people take issue with his drawings, but this is one of those rare moments where I wish we had an sman signal. He's whip something up in 5 mins.

I'd be honored to have a drawing made by him, but I'd rather stay anonymous so I can continue ranting about Deaf-mod here without him banning me.
Sman caricatures are hilarious!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39513 on:** February 22, 2013, 07:05:30 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48099341&postcount=216

I think someone is a little too lonely.

Squiddy · « **Reply #39514 on:** February 22, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 22, 2013, 07:05:30 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48099341&postcount=216

I think someone is a little too lonely.

At least he isn't drawing anime.

Good grief those anime drawings are disturbing.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #39515 on:** February 22, 2013, 07:10:47 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 22, 2013, 07:05:30 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48099341&postcount=216

I think someone is a little too lonely.

Dude, if you were artistic enough to draw actual girls you could masturbate over.

That'd be seriously messed up.

Timber · « **Reply #39516 on:** February 22, 2013, 07:14:56 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on February 22, 2013, 06:12:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47445018&postcount=139

He can't be real. I hope he's real.

Squiddy · « **Reply #39517 on:** February 22, 2013, 07:36:09 PM »

There are grown men idolizing cartoon ponies on GAF.

Think about that for a second.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39518 on:** February 22, 2013, 07:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on February 22, 2013, 07:10:47 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 22, 2013, 07:05:30 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48099341&postcount=216

I think someone is a little too lonely.
Dude, if you were artistic enough to draw actual girls you could masturbate over.

That'd be seriously messed up.

Artistic incest.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #39519 on:** February 22, 2013, 08:07:40 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2013, 07:56:08 PM

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on February 22, 2013, 07:36:09 PM
There are grown men idolizing cartoon ponies on GAF.

Think about that for a second.

There are grown men on GAF who spend hours of every day playing video games. To be sure, there's a hierarchy of dignity, but if you're on GAF to begin with, dignity is likely exotic cuisine to your brain's taste buds anyway.

You tell 'em, Oscar. Man, I'd hate to be one of those losers you're talking about.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #39520 on:** February 22, 2013, 08:24:25 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2013, 08:22:47 PM

We are all losers. I mean, except Cormac. And probably Lager cuz man that penis.

That's what makes it funny when we call out other loser groups for being losers. It's like we're trying to make ourselves feel better about having a really stupid waste-of-time/money/life hobby by pointing out others who have a slightly more stupid one.

I agree. I was just going for lame, self-deprecating irony.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #39521 on:** February 22, 2013, 08:30:56 PM »

You live in a trash can, we're all better than you.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #39522 on:** February 22, 2013, 08:31:32 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2013, 08:22:47 PM

We are all losers. I mean, except Cormac. And probably Lager cuz man that penis.

That's what makes it funny when we call out other loser groups for being losers. It's like we're trying to make ourselves feel better about having a really stupid waste-of-time/money/life hobby by pointing out others who have a slightly more stupid one.

Well there are tiers in loserdom. For example, Toysoldier and I can't be on the same level, can we?

Squiddy · « **Reply #39523 on:** February 22, 2013, 08:48:55 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2013, 08:39:25 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 22, 2013, 08:35:40 PM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2013, 08:22:47 PM
We are all losers. I mean, except Cormac. And probably Lager cuz man that penis.

That's what makes it funny when we call out other loser groups for being losers. It's like we're trying to make ourselves feel better about having a really stupid waste-of-time/money/life hobby by pointing out others who have a slightly more stupid one.

Playing the occasional game of Halo and posting about basketball and Breaking Bad is at least a few steps above being a grown man and posting about ponies.

We're all losers, but some people are fucking losers, you know?

note, i said "hours of games every day". the occasional game of halo is what normal people do. if you play video games every day, or play for hours more than a day or two a week, you aren't normal. you're a fucking loser. and one in denial, to boot, which is also sad. i'll grant, it's probably more socially acceptable than being a ponyfucker, but neither one of you is getting the pretty girl on prom night, know what I'm saying?

Well, then none of us are gamer-looser-tier loosers, seeing as all we do is talk about games and not actually play them.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #39524 on:** February 22, 2013, 08:55:23 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2013, 08:29:37 PM

loser.

benjipwns · « **Reply #39525 on:** February 22, 2013, 09:04:50 PM »

I like this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=515133

Positive Touch · « **Reply #39526 on:** February 22, 2013, 09:24:26 PM »

you guys must be playing games all wrong because when i game i do it awesomely

Lan · « **Reply #39527 on:** February 22, 2013, 09:28:50 PM »

eh, I don't see anything loserish about playing games. It's when you take it to an extreme and you base your personality around being a "gamer" that makes one a loser in my opinion. Since everyone plays games because of iOS and android, I don't think loser = games. Having a balanced view of games will prevent one from being a loser.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #39528 on:** February 22, 2013, 11:27:42 PM »

Though I have a Microsoft bias, the cognitive dissonance from sonytards in this thread is hilarious.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=514843&page=7

Bububu windows 8 is failing and everything Ms touches bombs! Says....the guy...defending...Sony?

MCD · « **Reply #39529 on:** February 22, 2013, 11:33:14 PM »

FStop7 · « **Reply #39530 on:** February 23, 2013, 12:44:47 AM »

"Kept you waiting, huh?"

Purple Filth · « **Reply #39531 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:24:50 AM »

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #39532 on:** February 23, 2013, 02:18:22 AM »

Someone suggested Demon's Souls 2 be developed by Team ICO on gaf. Were gaffers always this distinguished mentally-challenged or is it because I'm older?

Momo · « **Reply #39533 on:** February 23, 2013, 05:05:03 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 23, 2013, 02:18:22 AM

Someone suggested Demon's Souls 2 be developed by Team ICO on gaf. Were gaffers always this distinguished mentally-challenged or is it because I'm older?

I have no idea why this is a distinguished mentally-challenged idea, please enlighten me

MCD · « **Reply #39534 on:** February 23, 2013, 06:12:16 AM »

Cause Team Ico is still stuck developing a vaporware for a whole gen?

Momo · « **Reply #39535 on:** February 23, 2013, 07:12:06 AM »

Quote from: MCD on February 23, 2013, 06:12:16 AM

Cause Team Ico is still stuck developing a vaporware for a whole gen?

One would assume, as part of this suggestion that team ICO will staff correctly to get it done in a reasonable 2 - 3 year time frame?

archnemesis · « **Reply #39536 on:** February 23, 2013, 07:35:57 AM »

If they could finish projects on time then they wouldn't be Team Ico. I also don't believe they would be a good choice for designing compelling combat and interesting online modes.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #39537 on:** February 23, 2013, 10:58:58 AM »

1. Team Ico should all be fired, no sane person would want them put in charge of a game they like

2. Opiate is a robot

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39538 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:34:35 AM »

Quote from: Momo on February 23, 2013, 07:12:06 AM

Quote from: MCD on February 23, 2013, 06:12:16 AM
Cause Team Ico is still stuck developing a vaporware for a whole gen?
One would assume, as part of this suggestion that team ICO will staff correctly to get it done in a reasonable 2 - 3 year time frame?

Internet logic. similarly, all Xbox 720s are gonna launch with RROD because MS just doesn't know how to make hardware

Momo · « **Reply #39539 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:41:04 AM »

I mean it's crazy how this shit becomes a meme. When Ueda is out the door the team will either be disbanded (they arent that many) or they will undergo changes to become more efficient or become a design team etc.

News:

Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3484179 times)