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« Reply #4440 on: July 04, 2011, 08:20:57 PM »
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« Reply #4441 on: July 04, 2011, 08:26:48 PM »
exhibit a: why gaf sucks
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« Reply #4442 on: July 04, 2011, 08:29:20 PM »
I think it's time for Mama Robotnik to have a three topic a month allowance.

His 'excelled' himself this weekend with the shit his posted.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436202

I was just about to post this.  :maf

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« Reply #4443 on: July 04, 2011, 08:39:40 PM »
at least he's using his gif stuff to bash something worth bashing
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« Reply #4444 on: July 04, 2011, 09:37:38 PM »
I think it's time for Mama Robotnik to have a three topic a month allowance.

His 'excelled' himself this weekend with the shit his posted.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436202

I was just about to post this.  :maf

Remember how awesome my other thread was? Here's another thread inspired by that awesome thread.
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« Reply #4445 on: July 04, 2011, 09:55:56 PM »
The Nintendo fans have been raked over the coals for a while now and its fucking hilarious.  :lol

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« Reply #4446 on: July 04, 2011, 11:42:28 PM »
Oscar I don't want to justify it one way or the other, but I do think it was obnoxious (in tandem with the rest of the game apparently).  I enjoy my avatars to be vessels that I commandeer with my own motivations andor emotional responses.  But apparently Sakomoto wants to constantly remind the player they are a pansy damsel in distress who wants nothing more than to please her man.  When I see Ridley show up I want an intimidating ptereodactyl to signal the battle with his piercing shrill and GET ON WITH IT.
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« Reply #4447 on: July 05, 2011, 12:06:51 AM »
That scene kinda comes out of nowhere. Ridley appears and suddenly Samus freaks out because Ridley killed her parents, which we didn't know until that exact moment. There's no build up.

But like I said in that thread, it's pointless to focus on that scene in particular when the game is riddled with problems and poor decisions.
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« Reply #4448 on: July 05, 2011, 01:31:01 AM »
In ZP Yahtzee mentioned some kind of mystery killer plot that was never resolved. How obvious is that in the game? Is it never really resolved? That would bug the hell out of me.

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« Reply #4449 on: July 05, 2011, 01:36:05 AM »
What?  As far as I remember, it was absolutely solved if you used the least bit of deductive reasoning.  Methinks Yahtzee, as usual, played bits and pieces and made a pretentious and terribly unfunny commentary of the game.
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« Reply #4450 on: July 05, 2011, 01:46:59 AM »
What did Yahtzee ever do to you, BN? :punch

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« Reply #4451 on: July 05, 2011, 02:14:21 AM »
Nothing at all.  I found his initial videos humorous and enjoyable to watch, but now its a dragging idea that only caters to reactionaries and trolls.  I suppose its a successful endeavor in regards to hits, but it dones't really portray accurate criticism very well, obviously.  And he just picks shit to hate, nowadays.

I'll fully admit to enjoying the fuck out of Metroid Other M, because it's a solid action title with hilariously awful story, much like Ninja Gaiden. People need to stop caring about their beloved bububu Samus storylines and just played a fucking game.
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« Reply #4452 on: July 05, 2011, 02:50:41 AM »
Yahtzee's review for The Witcher 2 was basically "It was really hard so I didn't play it." Ever heard of Easy mode, ya wanker?
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« Reply #4453 on: July 05, 2011, 03:20:08 AM »
Yahtzee's review for The Witcher 2 was basically "It was really hard so I didn't play it." Ever heard of Easy mode, ya wanker?

I think it was more, "it was too complicated so I didn't play it." I doubt an easy mode fixes that.

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« Reply #4454 on: July 05, 2011, 04:59:02 AM »
Nothing at all.  I found his initial videos humorous and enjoyable to watch, but now its a dragging idea that only caters to reactionaries and trolls.  I suppose its a successful endeavor in regards to hits, but it dones't really portray accurate criticism very well, obviously.  And he just picks shit to hate, nowadays.

I'll fully admit to enjoying the fuck out of Metroid Other M, because it's a solid action title with hilariously awful story, much like Ninja Gaiden. People need to stop caring about their beloved bububu Samus storylines and just played a fucking game.

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« Reply #4455 on: July 05, 2011, 05:35:02 AM »


I'll fully admit to enjoying the fuck out of Metroid Other M, because it's a solid action title with hilariously awful story, much like Ninja Gaiden. People need to stop caring about their beloved bububu Samus storylines and just played a fucking game.

except for the fact that the game pulls it's GIANT SHITTY STORY COCK out and no matter where you turn your head it's RIGHT THERE being thrusted down your throat.
If you can somehow avoid the shaft, the actual game itself is BORING. It feels like a Metroid game designed by and for 10 year olds.
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« Reply #4456 on: July 05, 2011, 07:18:43 AM »
Other M would have been better if Itagaki was in charge.

Well, at the very least Samus' titties would be bigger.

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« Reply #4457 on: July 05, 2011, 07:35:40 AM »
In ZP Yahtzee mentioned some kind of mystery killer plot that was never resolved. How obvious is that in the game? Is it never really resolved? That would bug the hell out of me.

ahahahahah yeah,basicaly samus is followed by a bunch of generic marine dude,and one of them dies under mysterious circumstances so samus come to the conclusion that one of the other marine is a traitor (though she calls it's THE DELETER because apparently traitor was too boring) you even fight the guy as one boss,the problem is that by the end of the game every generic marine is dead and nobody gives a shit about the identity of the traitor anymore :lol

most people seems to assume that the last dead generic marine is the traitor (because it would be silly if the killer killed the killer) but the game never tells you explicitily and the issue is never brought up again after the part of the plot that actual matters kick in
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« Reply #4458 on: July 05, 2011, 08:39:25 AM »
In ZP Yahtzee mentioned some kind of mystery killer plot that was never resolved. How obvious is that in the game? Is it never really resolved? That would bug the hell out of me.

ahahahahah yeah,basicaly samus is followed by a bunch of generic marine dude,and one of them dies under mysterious circumstances so samus come to the conclusion that one of the other marine is a traitor (though she calls it's THE DELETER because apparently traitor was too boring) you even fight the guy as one boss,the problem is that by the end of the game every generic marine is dead and nobody gives a shit about the identity of the traitor anymore :lol

most people seems to assume that the last dead generic marine is the traitor (because it would be silly if the killer killed the killer) but the game never tells you explicitily and the issue is never brought up again after the part of the plot that actual matters kick in

Man that would definitely annoy me.


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« Reply #4460 on: July 05, 2011, 10:56:22 AM »
I'll fully admit to enjoying the fuck out of Metroid Other M, because it's a solid action title

Not really.
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« Reply #4461 on: July 05, 2011, 11:19:31 AM »
You can't skip the cut-scenes, right?

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« Reply #4462 on: July 05, 2011, 11:24:23 AM »
"solid action title" :lol
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« Reply #4463 on: July 05, 2011, 12:48:12 PM »
In ZP Yahtzee mentioned some kind of mystery killer plot that was never resolved. How obvious is that in the game? Is it never really resolved? That would bug the hell out of me.

You didn't buy the game and support glorious Nintendo?
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« Reply #4464 on: July 05, 2011, 03:28:37 PM »
In ZP Yahtzee mentioned some kind of mystery killer plot that was never resolved. How obvious is that in the game? Is it never really resolved? That would bug the hell out of me.

You didn't buy the game and support glorious Nintendo?

I like to convince myself NCL had no input on the product outside of Sakamoto.  Miyamoto is usually the "fixer" for some of their bigger games.  Wish he was heavily involved like he was with prime 1.
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« Reply #4465 on: July 05, 2011, 03:38:57 PM »
I bought Other M used and only for $5. I still feel kind of ripped off.  :-\

Edit: The game does, thankfully, get better after that first hour [which was painfully in every way imaginable], but it's still far, far from being good. It's a mediocre action game wrapped in a dumb story acted by awful actors. Nearly every aspect of the game is designed to be as simple and easy to understand as possible. There's virtually no exploration, the game tells you exactly where to go and there's pretty much one way to get there, but, oh, you might have to bomb a clearly visible crack in the wall to get past a locked door. The dialog is banal, boring, and overwrought, with every plot point repeatedly bashed over your head in cased you the mountain of visual clues. The combat involves, mainly, smashing the "2" button while smashing the D-pad. But they did try to liven things up a bit, by having you shift the orientation of the controller [and go into first-person mode] to use missiles and such, which also makes it impossible to move. There's also very little environmental music, and what is there isn't particularly great or memorable.
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« Reply #4466 on: July 05, 2011, 04:43:34 PM »
In ZP Yahtzee mentioned some kind of mystery killer plot that was never resolved. How obvious is that in the game? Is it never really resolved? That would bug the hell out of me.

You didn't buy the game and support glorious Nintendo?

I didn't even really enjoy MP3.

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« Reply #4467 on: July 05, 2011, 04:45:03 PM »
Amirox just appeared in the Casey Anthony thread arguing against the juries ruling. This is gonna be amazing.
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« Reply #4468 on: July 05, 2011, 05:08:42 PM »
I dont think that will work on her.

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« Reply #4469 on: July 05, 2011, 05:11:05 PM »
Amirox just appeared in the Casey Anthony thread arguing against the juries ruling. This is gonna be amazing.

Not only does he like breaking into people's home and beating up his mom, he's a certified legal authority!

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I followed the case religiously, thank you very much. I know all the details of the case down to a science.

The quality of a prosecution is not rely purely on whether a jury agrees with them. Sometimes, shock of shock, just like in real life a jury is full of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. This is one of those times.

Every expect agrees the Prosecution performed brilliantly. Most people agree to that. They were precise, direct, turned almost all defense witnesses against them, attacked and deconstructed every version of bs events Baez projected, presented a clear timeline and a clear case for premeditation was absolutely on top of every objection and motion there was.

This is merely a case of a jury being distinguished mentally-challenged, period
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« Reply #4470 on: July 05, 2011, 05:13:07 PM »
As always Amirox is an expert on all but life.

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« Reply #4471 on: July 05, 2011, 05:14:10 PM »
As always Amirox is an expert on all but life.
He's definitely an expert on distinguished mentally-challenged fellows being a massive one himself. :teehee
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« Reply #4472 on: July 05, 2011, 05:16:49 PM »
:rofl

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« Reply #4473 on: July 05, 2011, 05:18:15 PM »
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How the hell would a generic marine pose any threat to Samus fucking Aran?

did you know that in the end she gets rescued by one of the most stereotipical black guy?
at least he doesn't die

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« Reply #4474 on: July 05, 2011, 05:54:46 PM »
I didn't even really enjoy MP3.

Hey Metroid Prime 3 was awesome! :maf

MP3 was good stuff. It got a bit wacky at times, mainly during the first hour or two, but it was better than MP2 [but not as good as MP1]. Regardless, it's a masterpiece compared to Other M.
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« Reply #4475 on: July 05, 2011, 07:20:10 PM »
Corruption had surgical xray murderbeam kills and airstrikes :rock

About this trial, I think she did it, but that doesn't matter.  Without hard evidence I am never comfortable condemning someone.  Its not like a buttload of circumstantial evidence has never put an innocent away.  The outrage is... I dunno.  Amirox seems like the kind of person who's constantly trying to sell himself to you.  I'm not sold.
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« Reply #4476 on: July 05, 2011, 07:24:21 PM »
I still need to finish it, I wish I have already. I stopped when I needed a bunch of MacGuffins to get on board the final ship or whatever, and didn't feel like combing over every part of the game to find them all.

Control was pretty great though and the graphics were ace. Puzzles were good too. But that part that stuck me really annoyed me.

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« Reply #4477 on: July 05, 2011, 07:30:59 PM »
You don't need all the macguffins.  Although you won't know which ones to use where so maybe you will.
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« Reply #4478 on: July 05, 2011, 07:35:15 PM »
You don't need all the macguffins.  Although you won't know which ones to use where so maybe you will.

I'll probably start up a new file soon, then. I need something to play since I can't find my TP disc. :/ Really wanna replay that.

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« Reply #4479 on: July 05, 2011, 08:03:14 PM »
i always thought metroid prime was just boring and i don't think i never understood all the praise i got

i skipped 2

i played 3 and it was the same shit.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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« Reply #4480 on: July 05, 2011, 08:25:07 PM »
i always thought metroid prime was just boring and i don't think i never understood all the praise i got

i skipped 2

i played 3 and it was the same shit.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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« Reply #4481 on: July 05, 2011, 08:30:57 PM »
Metroid Prime 1: Loved it, one of my favorites games ever.
Metroid Prime 2: Was okay, didn't really like the Dark World [but Sanctuary Fortress was amazing]
Metroid Prime 3: Really liked it, although the other bounty hunters were kinda lame and the story was a bit wacky in the first couple of hours
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« Reply #4482 on: July 05, 2011, 09:21:41 PM »
I find all of them flawed in some ways.  Prime 1 had a few instances of nonintuitive backtracking that felt forced (Leaving Phendrana for the space jump back at the landing site).  The wii version rectified this, but the gc controls felt a little too zelda-y at the time.  Prime 2 was mostly boring (forgettable music and worlds bar sanctuary fortress) and made the act of traversal between its dimensions more work than fun. 

I think I might like corruption the most.  The controls were great, the arsenal was better than ever if underutilized somewhat, combat in general flowed better, enemy design was at its best and the necessary backtracking was usually confined to your immediate planet.  Unfortuneatly they still forced some interplanetary trekking (leaving pirate homeworld for the spiderball) but they strategically sewed warp points and landing sights at convenient locations to alleviate the required journey in these cases.  Of course I can't forgive samus's shitty friends and the little exposition there is being the stubborn jackass I am, but jk I really can.

If theres one thing Prime 1 did real well, it was having a story that didn't intrude on my playstyle.  It was one of the few games where I enjoyed the "narrative" because I could approach -and therefore interpret- it on my own terms.  Arguably the one good example of storytelling in the games medium.
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« Reply #4483 on: July 05, 2011, 09:22:58 PM »
MP1 was ok, 2 was kinda crap, 3 was shit. Retro Studios blows.
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« Reply #4484 on: July 05, 2011, 09:24:25 PM »
MP1 was ok, 2 was kinda crap, 3 was shit. Retro Studios blows.
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« Reply #4485 on: July 05, 2011, 09:25:34 PM »
MP1 was ok, 2 was kinda crap, 3 was shit. Retro Studios blows.
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« Reply #4486 on: July 05, 2011, 09:35:58 PM »
The head creative guys who got kicked out of Retro aren't doing so hot.  Their dealings with Capcom and EA fell through.  I almost wish there was a situation whereas they could come back.  They cited leaving because Nintendo wasn't giving them creative freedom, but I'm not sure there is a place for that in the industry right now.  At least not if you expect to have a budget.
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« Reply #4487 on: July 05, 2011, 10:20:14 PM »
The head creative guys who got kicked out of Retro aren't doing so hot.  Their dealings with Capcom and EA fell through.  I almost wish there was a situation whereas they could come back.  They cited leaving because Nintendo wasn't giving them creative freedom, but I'm not sure there is a place for that in the industry right now.  At least not if you expect to have a budget.

It is kind of sad but then again those guys really trashed Nintendo on their way out if I remember correctly. So Nintendo is within their rights not to welcome them back with open arms. If they were truly interested in creative freedom they would have moved on to more free platforms like smartphones, or PC, or downloads. There's still tons of creativity there. But I get the feeling they wanted their big budget AAA game and would whine and whine about not getting enough funding.

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« Reply #4488 on: July 05, 2011, 10:59:40 PM »
at least a ninthing acknowledges that nintendo is not about the creativity these days, this is progress
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« Reply #4489 on: July 05, 2011, 11:04:01 PM »
at least a ninthing acknowledges that nintendo is not about the creativity these days, this is progress
did you see the wii u controller?

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« Reply #4490 on: July 05, 2011, 11:09:50 PM »
metroid other m has its problems (i guess?  never bought it as it looked like garbage), but i do love watching the armchair psychologists who no doubt worked hard for their degrees from TV university assessing if that scene is a realistic reaction for someone with PTSD

hint, fucking idiots, it is

no it is not a problem that the trigger didn't cause an episode every single time

no it is not a problem that time has passed

no it is not a problem that she's been able to defeat him before

it's all consistent with PTSD

if you want to focus on a story problem with that game go after the stupid "i wont let you use your varia suit juuuust yet" bit



Except a ptsd sufferer would not actively seek out situations that would likely trigger the event. UH OH

And it's obviously not PTSD anyways. It's just shit writing.



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« Reply #4493 on: July 05, 2011, 11:40:49 PM »
something something metroid prime games

the depressing thing about the metroid series (portable zelda games, and nintendo as a whole) is knowing they can make great games if they try.

zero mission and minish cap came out the same year as the ds.  the follow ups on the DS are metroid prime hunters unreal 1 mod and the crummy zelda duo.  what happened? and then you have game freak put out drill dozer, a fun game, before they're sent back to pokemon making purgatory on the DS.

I like the prime games (cept for 2 because I hardly played it)  but I'd like a new zero mission quality game.  Whoever made that, get them on a 2D Metroid game.  Not the neutered Team Ninja making an ambien action game and not some first person shooter.

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« Reply #4494 on: July 05, 2011, 11:40:49 PM »
at least a ninthing acknowledges that nintendo is not about the creativity these days, this is progress

I don't take a hard stance for new IPs like some gamers (coughAmirox) do. As far as I'm concerned if the equivalent gameplay innovations can be accomplished in a familiar IP then a developer should probably go that route, as it makes the game more likely to sell.

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« Reply #4495 on: July 05, 2011, 11:50:37 PM »
Whoever made that, get them on a 2D Metroid game.  Not the neutered Team Ninja making an ambien action game and not some first person shooter.

Nintendo R&D 1 [now Nintendo SPD Group No.1], which is headed by Yoshio Sakomoto. He went with Team Ninja because HIS TEAM DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GAME WITH 3D GRAPHICS.
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« Reply #4496 on: July 05, 2011, 11:56:27 PM »
something something metroid prime games

the depressing thing about the metroid series (portable zelda games, and nintendo as a whole) is knowing they can make great games if they try.

zero mission and minish cap came out the same year as the ds.  the follow ups on the DS are metroid prime hunters unreal 1 mod and the crummy zelda duo.  what happened? and then you have game freak put out drill dozer, a fun game, before they're sent back to pokemon making purgatory on the DS.

I like the prime games (cept for 2 because I hardly played it)  but I'd like a new zero mission quality game.  Whoever made that, get them on a 2D Metroid game.  Not the neutered Team Ninja making an ambien action game and not some first person shooter.

I thought Fusion was awesome. Give me a sequel to that.  eShop, 3DS retail, or even Wii U... it'd be great if it were sprite-based, definitely not enough of those around (at least by the big players.)

As for Game Freak it did seem like they were going through the motions for a while both before and after Drill Dozer, but Black/White turned out fantastically. I think they channeled their desire for "new" and creativity into reinvigorating the franchise with those games and it definitely worked. I'd love some new games from them, or even them taking a crack at redoing Nintendo's other RPGs like Fire Emblem or Mario and Luigi. They definitely have the chops.

But obviously I'm content with them working on Pokemon. B/W showed they still have it.

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4497 on: July 06, 2011, 12:28:58 AM »
What writer said it was ptsd?

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4498 on: July 06, 2011, 01:25:39 AM »
haha, y'all are arguing about the meaning of trauma/ptsd in a shitty story starring a shitty mascot in a nintendo videogame

i'm sorry, i meant: HAW HAW. rarely do i like to play this card, but O MAN PUSSY U SHOULD GET SOME
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4499 on: July 06, 2011, 01:31:34 AM »
Prime 1: was cool but never finished it
Prime 2: never gave a fuck
Prime 3: ditto