The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[demi]

demi wats the best way to get into bear admiring

daddy and abandonment issues, and get arousal at others' lack of self esteem

[CurseoftheGods]

Beards are a must for fat guys. You shush up. HOT

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5295/5462300344_c6c4d35642_o.jpg
Rating, please.

Gross

Finally, some limits.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/5737456965_8df0d08317_o.jpg

OR

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4115/4886544809_fed8c974db_o.jpg

Got anymore of the first guy?

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=560,345]SYpDK8yk0Hw[/youtube]
 

[Mr. Gundam]

Yeah, it definitely depends on the person. Kinda like how some dudes* can rock long hair, while the rest of just look really weird.

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*A lot of dudes with long hair just look creepy.

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Yup.

Beards too. Most people think it makes them look less nerdy when in fact it's basically become a new nerd stereotype.

I've been growing a beard the last week or so (as evidenced by my beer tour pics in the other thread). I've given my wife executive powers, ie. I'll shave it if she thinks it's getting creepy. Haven't been told to shave yet.

[etiolate]

I had long hair in highschool. Some girls were really into guys with long hair. By some girls, I mean renn faire types.

[Tasty]

I do think athletes get paid a gross amount of money for what is essentially childs play, yes. 

Ehn, if you can make a living that way, I don't see the harm in it.  At least their job isn't about hurting people.

but dude hitmen are so kool.

[cool breeze]

don't athletes need to train all the time? plus if they get seriously injured, it puts them in a bad place.  the age range for remaining effective is pretty slim, and you commit to it at a young age.  then you actually need to be good at what you do, consistently, and so on.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436416

[Shaka Khan]

I'm not gonna lie, the dude is capable of churning out some quality threads, especially the things he digs up, but most of his recent "what if..." threads are very elaborate gameFAQs threads with the most arbitrary rules lol. Stop sucking please.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

[etiolate]

holy fuck the star fox the animated series stuff in the star fox 3 thread is awesome

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

I would.  Objectively they're both living things with an equal right to live, subjectively the dog is way more important to me.  Dog in a heartbeat.

I'll just say I disagree with that.

[Sman]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

I started hating her first! /hipsterindiecred

She gets mentioned a lot because of her penchant for partaking in the histrionics and the ridiculous as often as possible.  I wouldn't really give much of a shit about her otherwise, regardless of haircuts.  A lot of people have stupid looking haircuts, especially people who think they look cool and individualistic.

I don't like short hair on women because only a small percentage are capable of pulling it off.  Most can't and the results are painful, like men with combovers.

[Tasty]

I'll just say I disagree with that.

Knowing where you're coming from, I believe you have to.  Knowing where I'm coming from, my angle is rather easy to see, too.  Diversity!

Let's hold hands and change the world. You and me Segata the Grouch.

[Shaka Khan]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

Hey man, it's only a vocal minority (actually just one poster). The rest of us love her.

[BlackMage]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

What an astute observation. I cannot wait to read more from you.

[tiesto]

Short hair can be sexy, but not on devolution. Your wife looks fine

Yup, totally agreeing with Lager on this one... I don't really have any preference in terms of hair length, just don't like when girls have crew cuts. Devolution isn't attractive, but more so because of her personality rather than her hair.

[Cerveza mas fina]

And I aint bias when im riding through the town
Like em small, like em tall, like em black, like em brown

[Van Cruncheon]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

Hey man, it's only a vocal minority (actually just one poster). The rest of us love her.

i wouldn't say i HATE anyone on the internet, but i find her online personality tremendously revolting

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

I would choose my dog without even thinking about it, why the hell would I save a stranger over someone I love?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Thats because i'm your dawg, dawg.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

I would choose my dog without even thinking about it, why the hell would I save a stranger over someone I love?

Because a person is a person, like you are. Beyond being of the same ilk, from a more objective standpoint, the dog has less to offer society than a human. A dog couldn't say thank you for saving its life, either, and would be dead soon (soon being probably a  few years) anyways.

[Mupepe]

nah fuck that.  My dog is part of my family.  It's not just an animal that's disposable and forgettable.  And he most definitely would understand the implications of me saving him.  I take it you've never had a pet, have you?

[Joe Molotov]

But a dog is also capable of doing less damage to society than a human, what if the stranger was Hitler? OMGDILEMMA

[Mupepe]

Exactly!  The dog is also more innocent.  Chances are that person has raped someone or killed someone.  I'm not taking the chance of saving a rapist/murderer!

[Cindi Mayweather]

Dogs kill people too.

[Great Rumbler]

Okay, what if, like, it was your dog and Hitler, which would you save? BUT it's actually a young Hitler so he hasn't done anything bad yet. Also, if you don't save Hitler, he is sucked up through a vortex just before being hit by the train and becomes bitter, thus leading to the Holocaust. And if you save your dog, he eventually goes on to randomly attack one of the 9/11 hijackers at an airport, thus exposing the plot and keeping the Twin Towers from being destroyed [and also to George Bush being a little known one-term President, which also means no war in Afghanistan or Iraq].

So...dog or person?

[Mupepe]

Dogs don't have the same moral compass that humans do to determine right and wrong (at least our definition of right and wrong).

[Mupepe]

Okay, what if, like, it was your dog and Hitler, which would you save? BUT it's actually a young Hitler so he hasn't done anything bad yet. Also, if you don't save Hitler, he is sucked up through a vortex just before being hit by the train and becomes bitter, thus leading to the Holocaust. And if you save your dog, he eventually goes on to randomly attack one of the 9/11 hijackers at an airport, thus exposing the plot and keeping the Twin Towers from being destroyed [and also to George Bush being a little known one-term President, which also means no war in Afghanistan or Iraq].

So...dog or person?

Bush would find a way to start a war anyways.  He was catapulted into office by the military industrial complex elite for that very reason.

Hitler would end up hating Mexicans, not Jews.  It'd be a little harder for him to roll into Mexico instead of Poland.  So I'm okay with that.

My dog is badass so either way I save him.

[Great Rumbler]

Okay, what if, like, it was your dog and Hitler, which would you save? BUT it's actually a young Hitler so he hasn't done anything bad yet. Also, if you don't save Hitler, he is sucked up through a vortex just before being hit by the train and becomes bitter, thus leading to the Holocaust. And if you save your dog, he eventually goes on to randomly attack one of the 9/11 hijackers at an airport, thus exposing the plot and keeping the Twin Towers from being destroyed [and also to George Bush being a little known one-term President, which also means no war in Afghanistan or Iraq].

So...dog or person?

Bush would find a way to start a war anyways.  He was catapulted into office by the military industrial complex elite for that very reason.

Hitler would end up hating Mexicans, not Jews.  It'd be a little harder for him to roll into Mexico instead of Poland.  So I'm okay with that.

Sorry, but the vortex makes Hilter crazy, so regardless of what nationality or ethnicity you are, he still thinks that you're a Jew.

Also, foiling the 9/11 plot leads to Bin Laden carrying out an assassination of GWB. It fails, but GWB is seriously injured. Dick Cheney assumes office but is immediately impeached. In a landslide victory, you become President, since everyone thinks it was you who stopped 9/11 and not your dog.

[Mupepe]

So I'm pretty much saving the dog.  Fuck people.  They're terrible and only deserve to be fucked. 

[archie4208]

Dogs

[Cindi Mayweather]

I like animals but I'm not sure about putting them above people. Well, some people that is.

[Tasty]

nah fuck that.  My dog is part of my family.  It's not just an animal that's disposable and forgettable.  And he most definitely would understand the implications of me saving him.  I take it you've never had a pet, have you?

I've had many pets. I just never felt they were equals.

[Mupepe]

I like animals but I'm not sure about putting them above people. Well, some people that is.

I would.  Sorry, stranger.  I'll sleep fine at night.

Now if it's a sibling/child/parent/distant relative or the dog?  Relative (most likely).

[Joe Molotov]

I like animals but I'm not sure about putting them above people. Well, some people that is.

I would.  Sorry, stranger.  I'll sleep fine at night.

Now if it's a sibling/child/parent/distant relative or the dog?  Relative (most likely).

What if it was Selena Gomez or your dog?

[Mupepe]

Selena Gomez without a doubt.  But she'd never make it back to her family.  Locked up in my closet

[Cindi Mayweather]

I like animals but I'm not sure about putting them above people. Well, some people that is.

I would.  Sorry, stranger.  I'll sleep fine at night.

Now if it's a sibling/child/parent/distant relative or the dog?  Relative (most likely).

So is the dog new to you to or is it your dog?

[Mupepe]

Doesn't matter.  I don't adopt a child and have a trial period where after say 6 months I decide to love them as a real part of the family.  It's a commitment from the beginning!

[Cindi Mayweather]

What? Oh, I didn't read the first post of that gaf thread. Yeah, dog easily.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29125392&postcount=3209

[Tasty]

She's kind of flat but damn she makes it work for her. She's pretty cute.

[brob]

I have seen that logo on the hoodie before somewhere... I think? Anyone wanna help me out?

[etiolate]

Why all the makeup? She do TV stuff?

[Mr. Gundam]

She also looks like jail bait.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

shes no koshiba

[fistfulofmetal]

she's pretty great looking. i will agree

[Shaka Khan]

Walk down Hawthorne and you'll see 20 of those, at least. She's good looking, sure, but I feel you guys are over reacting.

We're talking gaming forum standards here, and she's by far the best looking female on the site, imo. Seriously, how many of those Hawthorne 20 post on GAF, man.

[Cindi Mayweather]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29144783&postcount=243

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29144783&postcount=243

But what about the unique psychological terror gays face in having to not act gay, PD? What about that?

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29125392&postcount=3209

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She is extremely pretty, even though she's lacking in terms of fun bags.

Would smash. 

[Oblivion]

Also, related to that:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29125401&postcount=3210

Sounds like someone's jellin...

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though she did say 'lol'

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[TakingBackSunday]

someone invite that melanie girl, I want to hit on her.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Don't be a boobist Borys.

Don't remember the last time I've been with a girl that had smaller breasts then a C or D cup though.

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Boobies

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[Cerveza mas fina]

Harsh DC, harsh.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

(Image removed from quote.)

It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

Hey man, it's only a vocal minority (actually just one poster). The rest of us love her.

i wouldn't say i HATE anyone on the internet, but i find her online personality tremendously revolting

I just tend to dislike the easily offendable and asshurt people because it is a very passive aggressive attempt at getting power.  It's probably rooted in the days of retail hell where some people would pretend to be easily offended at some relatively insignificant thing in hopes of getting some free shit.  It's pure manipulation and I don't buy that someone has a hair trigger asshurt temper.  In the case of Devolution, she just strikes me as passive aggressive and manipulative in hopes to sucker some guilty straight white men into feeling bad about themselves for her own personal gain.

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436567

CAN YOU DO IT BORE???

[Sman]

There you go, guys, another quickie starring some of your favorite posters. I used an old background and hastily used a burn tool on the characters to make them fit better in this environment:



If you want it wallpaper-sized, just get it here:

http://i.imgur.com/wnBWU.jpg

And yes, I know at least one of them posts here, but these drawings are not meant to be personal attacks so it shouldn't be a problem.

[Cerveza mas fina]