Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3484178 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #780 on:** February 21, 2011, 08:24:58 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 21, 2011, 07:43:48 PM

smh american excess

you might as well be saying i should just write her a blank check

The Sceneman · « **Reply #781 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:04:23 PM »

in regards to everyone saying that guys ridiculous laundry list was probably a troll - the scariest thing about GAF is, you can never tell!!!

personally I found "8. No interest in having intellectual conversations", the funniest. What a fucking cunt! WTF is an "intellectual conversation" anyway? Something to do with sci-fi?

etiolate · « **Reply #782 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:29:29 PM »

someone post "a penis" in that dealbreaker thread.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #783 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:34:44 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 21, 2011, 09:29:29 PM

someone post "a penis" in that dealbreaker thread.

what about the cheeseburger lovers?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #784 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:36:38 PM »

if a chick listened to REALLY shit music (The Beatles, Radiohead, Queen) that would be a major turn off for me. Otherwise I'd pretty much fuck anything that moves

brob · « **Reply #785 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:39:45 PM »

Beatles, radiohead and queen? not into white girls then?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #786 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:42:40 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 21, 2011, 09:36:38 PM

if a chick listened to REALLY shit music (The Beatles, Radiohead, Queen) that would be a major turn off for me. Otherwise I'd pretty much fuck anything that moves

brandnew troll hoy!

cool breeze · « **Reply #787 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:02:37 PM »

I divorced my wife of 31 years because she didn't like Queen.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #788 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:03:47 PM »

@ brandnew: lol nah I aint trollin u. I just hate those bands. My dream girl would love Prince and The Fat Boys

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #789 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:05:20 PM »

Sceneman, what about sfaggottry?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #790 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:10:10 PM »

seems some new juniors got accepted.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

good luck

[close]

pilonv1 · « **Reply #791 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:42:43 PM »

they're shitting up the NBA thread

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #792 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:45:06 PM »

...that thread could get any shittier?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #793 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:54:39 PM »

The NBA thread is the only thing keeping me there

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #794 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:58:35 PM »

Kobe fans? They're basically sport's equivalents of sfags.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #795 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:21:07 AM »

MLB-GAF > rest of sports GAF

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #796 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:22:30 AM »

i bet mlb gaf still misses me

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #797 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:24:28 AM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on February 22, 2011, 12:22:30 AM

i bet mlb gaf still misses me

We do.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #798 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:31:46 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 22, 2011, 12:21:07 AM

MLB-GAF > rest of sports GAF

Requires me being interested in baseball so no thanks. I'll stick to cricket

etiolate · « **Reply #799 on:** February 22, 2011, 01:55:15 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 21, 2011, 11:54:39 PM

The NBA thread is the only thing keeping me there

Diunx · « **Reply #800 on:** February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM »

Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #801 on:** February 22, 2011, 09:33:09 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM

Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

Errrr, yeah no.

archie4208 · « **Reply #802 on:** February 22, 2011, 10:39:36 AM »

Smelling like an ash tray

Having leathery skin in your 40s

Cancer

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #803 on:** February 22, 2011, 11:31:15 AM »

anytime I want to barf I just read the "welcome juniors" thread and see people fellate Evilore.

Raban · « **Reply #804 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:07:10 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2011, 11:25:23 AM

I think I'm more attracted to the smell of an ash tray than the disgustingly fake floral fragrances some women choose to wear.

I enjoy both. Women smokers are sexy as hell.

Mupepe · « **Reply #805 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:07:22 PM »

fuckers still haven't let me in

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #806 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:07:56 PM »

The NBA gaf cliche is too obnoxious for me to participate outside of a few posts everynow and then.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #807 on:** February 22, 2011, 01:49:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 22, 2011, 12:07:22 PM

fuckers still haven't let me in

Purple Filth · « **Reply #808 on:** February 22, 2011, 05:48:54 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26082522&postcount=1817

this is for you Smooth Groove

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #809 on:** February 22, 2011, 06:39:58 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM

Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

If she smokes, she pokes.

ManaByte · « **Reply #810 on:** February 22, 2011, 06:42:33 PM »

edit: NM

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #811 on:** February 22, 2011, 07:03:08 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on February 22, 2011, 06:39:58 PM

Quote from: Diunx on February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM
Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

If she smokes, she pokes.

You mean dating a woman smoker will get you some strap-on action?

Raban · « **Reply #812 on:** February 22, 2011, 11:32:10 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 22, 2011, 07:03:08 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on February 22, 2011, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Diunx on February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM
Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

If she smokes, she pokes.

You mean dating a woman smoker will get you some strap-on action?

If so, sign me up.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #813 on:** February 23, 2011, 02:09:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2011, 12:07:56 PM

The NBA gaf cliche is too obnoxious for me to participate outside of a few posts everynow and then.

I like it because any intense discussion is usually so absurd that it'd easily laughed off. And there aren't any complete fegs (unless you count me

) who take everything too seriously.

I also like that I'm not the only one there who likes a terrible team.

ManaByte · « **Reply #814 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:59:01 AM »

I haven't read GAF in a while but the hivemind groupthink is worse than ever. The KZ3 has a bunch of lemmings convinced that it's the best looking game ever and that KZ2 suddenly looks like shit.

etiolate · « **Reply #815 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:11:25 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 23, 2011, 02:09:49 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2011, 12:07:56 PM
The NBA gaf cliche is too obnoxious for me to participate outside of a few posts everynow and then.

I like it because any intense discussion is usually so absurd that it'd easily laughed off. And there aren't any complete distinguished effete fellows (unless you count me ) who take everything too seriously.

I also like that I'm not the only one there who likes a terrible team.

Speaking of which, PD, NBAGAF is short on piston fans right now

pilonv1 · « **Reply #816 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:40:22 AM »

So is Detroit.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #817 on:** February 23, 2011, 07:45:01 AM »

Apparently a game frame rate in the mid-20s is perfectly acceptable (even normal) now. I'm no frame rate whore, but moving in a fps at sub-30 feels like your character is treading water.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #818 on:** February 23, 2011, 08:25:23 AM »

that killzone 3 thread is full of such statements

Chinner · « **Reply #819 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:52:34 AM »

and here we go, gaborn proves us with another amazing read
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422529

really can't believe some of the things im reading in that thread.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #820 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:57:58 AM »

Is that with 3D?

KZ3's framerate, that is

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #821 on:** February 23, 2011, 10:05:28 AM »

dunno, wasn't specified in the comments, but the SP demo i played was sluggish even when there wasn't a whole lot going on

archie4208 · « **Reply #822 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:21:46 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 07:45:01 AM

Apparently a game frame rate in the mid-20s is perfectly acceptable (even normal) now. I'm no frame rate whore, but moving in a fps at sub-30 feels like your character is treading water.

Is dark10x defending such a framerate? Please say yes.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #823 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:38:12 PM »

no, sorry

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #824 on:** February 23, 2011, 02:54:10 PM »

Guys, film is displayed at 28fps so 20fps is closer to cinematic quality, errrr, I don't know anymore.

ManaByte · « **Reply #825 on:** February 23, 2011, 07:27:22 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422611

There's an forum owner response for you.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #826 on:** February 23, 2011, 07:39:59 PM »

that is one of my favorite gifs of all time

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #827 on:** February 23, 2011, 07:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 07:39:59 PM

that is one of my favorite gifs of all time

definitely

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #828 on:** February 23, 2011, 07:59:32 PM »

It's the look of grim determination on Seagal's face:

"I am going to shoot the hell out of these children."

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #829 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:05:44 PM »

At any point were we talking about all the ravenous sony fans who all want the hacker nerds blood for distributing security work arounds?

Cuz on the one hand it's naive to not see why hackers break systems (free stuff) but on the other hand the sony contingent has easily surpassed the nintards of the world in their irrational hatred of anyone who ...uh... threatens their platform*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

their ego tied into their platform

[close]

shits crazy.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #830 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 07:59:32 PM

It's the look of grim determination on Seagal's face:

"I am going to shoot the hell out of these children."

To be fair, that's how he looks doing anything.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #831 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:35:56 PM »

awesome gif, I hadn't seen that one before

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #832 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:41:57 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2011, 09:08:07 PM

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 07:59:32 PM
It's the look of grim determination on Seagal's face:

"I am going to shoot the hell out of these children."

To be fair, that's how he looks doing anything.

"I am going to eat the hell out of this tuna melt."

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #833 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:45:12 PM »

"I'm going to play this blues guitar solo"

reminds me of:

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #834 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:46:15 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 23, 2011, 09:05:44 PM

At any point were we talking about all the ravenous sony fans who all want the hacker nerds blood for distributing security work arounds?

Cuz on the one hand it's naive to not see why hackers break systems (free stuff) but on the other hand the sony contingent has easily surpassed the nintards of the world in their irrational hatred of anyone who ...uh... threatens their platform*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
their ego tied into their platform
[close]

shits crazy.

Sort of similar to the raving lunatics who equate buying used games with stealing. I don't know if there's a limit to the ignore list on gaf, but I am rapidly approaching it if so. Whenever I see blatant idiocy I click away and evict that person from my internet. I have decided to become the Henry Lee Lucas of the digital realm.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #835 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:53:14 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 09:41:57 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2011, 09:08:07 PM
Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 07:59:32 PM
It's the look of grim determination on Seagal's face:

"I am going to shoot the hell out of these children."

To be fair, that's how he looks doing anything.

"I am going to eat the hell out of this tuna melt."

"I am going to mow the hell out of this lawn."

The Sceneman · « **Reply #836 on:** February 23, 2011, 10:05:56 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2011, 09:53:14 PM

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 09:41:57 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2011, 09:08:07 PM
Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 07:59:32 PM
It's the look of grim determination on Seagal's face:

"I am going to shoot the hell out of these children."

To be fair, that's how he looks doing anything.

"I am going to eat the hell out of this tuna melt."

"I am going to mow the hell out of this lawn."

"I am going to delicately gauge the scent notes of this glass of fine Pinot Noir."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #837 on:** February 23, 2011, 10:24:27 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 23, 2011, 02:54:10 PM

Guys, film is displayed at 28fps so 20fps is closer to cinematic quality, errrr, I don't know anymore.

It's a stylistic choice. Didn't you know Zack Snyder was the executive producer of Kill Zone 3?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #838 on:** February 24, 2011, 12:57:31 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 23, 2011, 09:46:15 PM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 23, 2011, 09:05:44 PM
At any point were we talking about all the ravenous sony fans who all want the hacker nerds blood for distributing security work arounds?

Cuz on the one hand it's naive to not see why hackers break systems (free stuff) but on the other hand the sony contingent has easily surpassed the nintards of the world in their irrational hatred of anyone who ...uh... threatens their platform*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
their ego tied into their platform
[close]

shits crazy.

Sort of similar to the raving lunatics who equate buying used games with stealing. I don't know if there's a limit to the ignore list on gaf, but I am rapidly approaching it if so. Whenever I see blatant idiocy I click away and evict that person from my internet. I have decided to become the Henry Lee Lucas of the digital realm.

You murderer

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 23, 2011, 09:35:56 PM

awesome gif, I hadn't seen that one before

its been around for a while.

Seagal being his usually serious self.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #839 on:** February 24, 2011, 09:36:25 AM »

Yo who dat evilore bro? Dude is wild like a boss. He must get all kinds of pussy.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 3484178 times)