Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 807705 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3840 on:** June 10, 2013, 03:32:50 PM »

Hey, a gorgeous tall blonde just messaged me out of the blue.

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How are you doing? I am nicole by name and I am seeking for the right man to start a new life with,i got to see your profile and it was captivating I wouldn't mind getting to know you better, I can't chat on here cos am not a full member, if you are interested in me,kindly get back too me at my private address.

Sounds legit. She also happens to be a Nigerian Prince.

Raban · « **Reply #3841 on:** June 10, 2013, 04:05:38 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 10, 2013, 02:49:03 PM

I'm 24 and 35 . Makes buying clothes an asshole though. Waist sides are rarely that small.

31 and 41

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #3842 on:** June 10, 2013, 04:34:46 PM »

Quote from: Raban on June 10, 2013, 04:05:38 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 10, 2013, 02:49:03 PM
I'm 24 and 35 . Makes buying clothes an asshole though. Waist sides are rarely that small.
31 and 41

Why sad though? You've got a pretty good ratio there. Lots of women are > .8.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3843 on:** June 10, 2013, 04:37:24 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 10, 2013, 02:53:40 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on June 10, 2013, 02:50:52 PM
gotta go euro gurl.

What does this mean specifically? Euro designers?

word. you're probably a eu 38.

Raban · « **Reply #3844 on:** June 10, 2013, 04:41:25 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 10, 2013, 04:34:46 PM

Why sad though? You've got a pretty good ratio there. Lots of women are > .8.

really!?

I just wish I was smaller, I guess. It's not often you see women that are 6' tall, though I've seen plenty who pull it off and look very sexy.

I'm not too worried about it, but it does bother me from time to time.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #3845 on:** June 10, 2013, 04:44:09 PM »

Quote from: Raban on June 10, 2013, 04:41:25 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 10, 2013, 04:34:46 PM
Why sad though? You've got a pretty good ratio there. Lots of women are > .8.
really!? I just wish I was smaller, I guess. It's not often you see women that are 6' tall, though I've seen plenty who pull it off and look very sexy.

I'm not too worried about it, but it does bother me from time to time.

Really. A lot of women have big hips sure but a quite smaller waist not so much, especially as they get older and pack on the fat.

Also mac I'm poor doe.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3846 on:** June 10, 2013, 04:51:30 PM »

plenty of stuff out there at target-level pricing

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #3847 on:** June 10, 2013, 04:53:13 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on June 10, 2013, 04:51:30 PM

plenty of stuff out there at target-level pricing

Yeah but it's usually online. Buying clothes online is hit or miss regardless of what their so called measurements are.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3848 on:** June 10, 2013, 05:18:57 PM »

dem euros are a lot more consistent tho

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3849 on:** June 10, 2013, 07:19:38 PM »

so im going bowling with my friend tomorrow who has a crush on me but i havent told my gf yet that im going. she is my friend first and foremost so im not sure if i should say something. what do i do evilbore

FatalT · « **Reply #3850 on:** June 10, 2013, 11:55:27 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on June 10, 2013, 07:19:38 PM

so im going bowling with my friend tomorrow who has a crush on me but i havent told my gf yet that im going. she is my friend first and foremost so im not sure if i should say something. what do i do evilbore

Don't say shit. Don't post anything about it on your social media sites. Don't bring it up. It never happened. You two were just knocking down some pins together.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3851 on:** June 11, 2013, 12:19:08 AM »

thanks fatalt buddy

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3852 on:** June 11, 2013, 12:54:00 PM »

I missed this thread!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3853 on:** June 11, 2013, 12:57:17 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 12:54:00 PM

I missed this thread!

I miss your pics of the hot Montreal women you're dating.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3854 on:** June 11, 2013, 12:59:56 PM »

I've settled down now for a while thankfully.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3855 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:04:21 PM »

then post pics of your woman

#NoTheBusiness

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3856 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on June 11, 2013, 04:40:50 AM

I think a girl might have just been flirting with me. Oh God.

and?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3857 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:07:48 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on June 11, 2013, 01:05:12 PM

Quote from: Shark Johnson on June 11, 2013, 04:40:50 AM
I think a girl might have just been flirting with me. Oh God.
and?

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3858 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:12:38 PM »

I dated her for a bit 4 years ago or so when I just became single again after 8 years, so yeah, it wasn't the right time.

But we've been dating now for 5 months or so and its been great.

I'll post a pic in a min.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3859 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:20:20 PM »

Her and her nephew

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3860 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:27:36 PM »

#NoTheBusiness

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3861 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:29:09 PM »

Wow. She's absolutely gorgeous.

Groogrux · « **Reply #3862 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:42:11 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 01:29:09 PM

Wow. She's absolutely gorgeous.

Ditto.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3863 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:51:01 PM »

Thanks Bros,

She definitely a keeper.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3864 on:** June 11, 2013, 03:07:17 PM »

I... don't know who you are.

It was Catherine, right?

Rufus · « **Reply #3865 on:** June 11, 2013, 03:56:22 PM »

You'll get used to it. Avoiding it with people you don't like will never not be awkward though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3866 on:** June 11, 2013, 04:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on June 11, 2013, 03:56:22 PM

You'll get used to it. Avoiding it with people you don't like will never not be awkward though.

This.

There's an older (late 30's) woman at work who has asked me out to coffee at least once a week for the last few months under the pretense of discussing how each of our respective jobs tie into each other (they don't). And no one at work has coffee meetings. This afternoon while I was getting a cup of water in the break room she tells me that I'm looking "so buff" and that i've been looking better and better each time she sees me. It was flattering at first but I'd expect people to take a hint after months of no reciprocation. She also knows I'm married.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3867 on:** June 11, 2013, 04:20:06 PM »

you also occasionally get dudes who are ostensibly straight but who want to hang out a little too much and a little too often, and become persistent when you try to dodge them. crazy awkward. never be that dude.

demi · « **Reply #3868 on:** June 11, 2013, 04:21:07 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #3869 on:** June 11, 2013, 04:21:27 PM »

I'm always paranoid that I'm that guy. But I think I'm too anti social to be that guy.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3870 on:** June 11, 2013, 04:28:45 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 11, 2013, 04:21:27 PM

I'm always paranoid that I'm that guy. But I think I'm too anti social to be that guy.

me too. but to be fair its probably because I'm so antisocial that it bothers me when people I've shown no interest in get persistent. normal people probably just find it flattering.

Atramental · « **Reply #3871 on:** June 11, 2013, 06:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on June 11, 2013, 04:23:02 PM

Well, I like this girl a ton. That's why it's so weird to me.

Might as well put your pein inside her when the opportunity presents itself. Things are only going to get more awkward between you two the more you prolong this "courtship" phase.

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/totally talking out of my ass

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #3872 on:** June 11, 2013, 06:24:02 PM »

that was a good asstalk, atra

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3873 on:** June 11, 2013, 07:37:36 PM »

Yeah, I'm starting to have my doubts that I'll be getting a second date.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3874 on:** June 11, 2013, 08:01:57 PM »

Pretty, sure this woman is now gong to put me on ignore.

Her:

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My roommate and I can't imagine leaving each other because we love each others cats.

You can guess what my response was.

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False alarm

Her:

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Hahahahahaha! Oh my gosh

Rufus · « **Reply #3875 on:** June 11, 2013, 08:07:57 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on June 11, 2013, 04:23:02 PM

Well, I like this girl a ton. That's why it's so weird to me.

Win-win, congratulations. Now at least try to capitalize on it, don't worry about failing. I've been oblivious to so many opportunities, it's not even funny.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3876 on:** June 11, 2013, 09:22:22 PM »

Malak, stop fucking overthinking things. Girls pick up on that really easily.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3877 on:** June 11, 2013, 09:25:17 PM »

Malek is going to think his self out of pussy one day. Just go with the flow my brother.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3878 on:** June 11, 2013, 10:51:14 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 09:22:22 PM

Malak, stop fucking overthinking things. Girls pick up on that really easily.

Are you an expert? Oh wait. . . .

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3879 on:** June 11, 2013, 10:53:00 PM »

Puddles, go to Plenty of Fish or pay for an account at match.com. The OKC women. . . .

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3880 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:04:10 PM »

Over the last three days, I've had over twenty women message me on POF and another twenty, though with some overlap, wanting to meet, and most of the women in the former group are attractive.

Match.com has a lot of perfectionist types. Hell, Fit Girl ran twenty miles before our date on Saturday (usually, my dates wait until after the date is over to run away like that) and she's running a marathon this weekend.

Groogrux · « **Reply #3881 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:08:29 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 10:53:00 PM

Puddles, go to Plenty of Fish or pay for an account at match.com. The OKC women. . . .

I don't know. I've been seeing the same girl from OKC for about 2 months now and it's going really well. I think it's just about finding the right one.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3882 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:10:49 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on June 11, 2013, 10:40:51 PM

Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 03:07:17 PM
I... don't know who you are.

It was Catherine, right?

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It's Wrath
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Queen Catherine wakes the cat, and the cat quietly cries.

Quote from: Groogrux on June 11, 2013, 11:08:29 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 10:53:00 PM
Puddles, go to Plenty of Fish or pay for an account at match.com. The OKC women. . . .

I don't know. I've been seeing the same girl from OKC for about 2 months now and it's going really well. I think it's just about finding the right one.

If I tell you winters in Winnipeg are extremely cold and it happens to be mild and sunny when you come to Winnipeg, that doesn't mean I was wrong.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3883 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:18:46 PM »

Fuck, Mojo was right. Fit Girl just messaged me and wants to go on a date ASAP.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3884 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:39:12 PM »

I think she wouldn't respect me after I passed out 1/5th through her run.

I'd much rather join her for her after run shower.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3885 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:46:43 PM »

PoF is insane, and strikes me as more hook up focused than OKC.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3886 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:47:28 PM »

It's all about Twitter.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3887 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:48:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 11:46:43 PM

PoF is insane, and strikes me as more hook up focused than OKC.

That sounds horrible.

Women on match.com want a husband, women on PoF want everything, and women on OKCupid don't know what the fuck they want.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3888 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:52:31 PM »

Well if you get a date 2, be interested in her. Ask her questions. Lean in to her (make mental checks ensuring you do this) while she talks. Open doors for her, let her in first, let her walk ahead and put your hand on the small of her back.

There's a huge difference between being a PUA douche and being a confident gentleman. Don't game her, they always know.

But if you like her, don't be afraid to show her, just not too much.

And yeah, at the end of date 2, unless she initiates, don't kiss her. Kiss her on one cheek, a little longer than a peck, with one hand on the small of her back. That's it.

If you actually like her and she actually likes you, date 3 is in.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3889 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:08:24 AM »

Dunno, when I did the online dating thing I preferred OKC because overall they were more "serious" to me. My PoF experience revolves around dinner dates ending in awkward one night stand offers. I don't say that to brag or act like I didn't go along with some, but overall it just felt off

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3890 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:34:27 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 11:52:31 PM

Well if you get a date 2, be interested in her. Ask her questions. Lean in to her (make mental checks ensuring you do this) while she talks. Open doors for her, let her in first, let her walk ahead and put your hand on the small of her back.

There's a huge difference between being a PUA douche and being a confident gentleman. Don't game her, they always know.

But if you like her, don't be afraid to show her, just not too much.

And yeah, at the end of date 2, unless she initiates, don't kiss her. Kiss her on one cheek, a little longer than a peck, with one hand on the small of her back. That's it.

If you actually like her and she actually likes you, date 3 is in.

I leaned in during date one, but that was because it was getting extremly loud in the bar. Do I get a half point for that?

No one would believe I was a player, so I don't try that act.

Is this lower back thing like the neck trick with dogs? IF so,

PS: I'm taking notes

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3891 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:23:59 AM »

Well you have to establish some sort of contact, a brief instance where you touch her lower back usually works.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3892 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:31:16 AM »

Mojo is right. Just look at the second step in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3893 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:42:41 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 12, 2013, 08:31:16 AM

Mojo is right. Just look at the second step in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3894 on:** June 12, 2013, 09:13:14 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 12, 2013, 08:31:16 AM

Mojo is right. Just look at the second step in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

PRECISELY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3895 on:** June 12, 2013, 11:01:47 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3896 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:03:06 PM »

Thai food and a movie tomorrow with Fit Girl.

Mojo, what movie should I choose? Sadly, Man of Steel won't be out 'til Friday, but Iron Man fills the penis connotation void.

Would Before Midnight do the trick?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3897 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:05:47 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 12, 2013, 08:31:16 AM

Mojo is right. Just look at the second step in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

it works, I DENNIS'd my wife.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3898 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:06:40 PM »

You separated entirely?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3899 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:54:42 PM »

sorta, I just avoid her whenever possible

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 807705 times)