Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 807878 times)

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7020 on:** September 10, 2014, 11:45:37 AM »

That's why people get in shitty relationships or can't break free from the cycle. They confuse love with the strong emotions you get when you are in a bad relationship. So, when they meet someone new who is just a normal person, they don't think they like them because they are not getting those 'strong emotions'.

'Falling in love' is just as much a practical choice as it is an emotional one. Some people never want it to be, so they just keep riding that crazy roller coaster.

It took me until I was about 27 (and a bunch of failed relationships) to figure that shit out.

Atramental · « **Reply #7021 on:** September 10, 2014, 11:53:03 AM »

If I were in BN's position I would have no trouble accepting that girls wouldn't want to be in a long term relationship with me. Anyone who can put up with me and my bullshit for at least 2 weeks is a saint in my book.

/Karakand-esque self-deprecation

Kara · « **Reply #7022 on:** September 10, 2014, 02:05:09 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah link=topic=36858.msg1926785#msg1926785

#thedualities of that line

The only vulgar word I learned in Arabic classes.

Kara · « **Reply #7023 on:** September 10, 2014, 08:53:23 PM »

You know like that "must love dogs" cliché? I just encountered "must love rape documentaries."

Not sure if

or

. #ennui

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7024 on:** September 10, 2014, 08:53:56 PM »

number gotten

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7025 on:** September 11, 2014, 06:07:27 AM »

got another date scheduled with the girl i mentioned before. going to see a play this weekend. i'll probably try to get dinner out of her as well.

the only issue i'm seeing right now is that she takes FOREVER to respond a lot of the times. and it drives my impatient tendencies crazy.

i would think it's just because she isn't interested but she's the one who asked me out to the date this weekend. so i guess i'll just deal with it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7026 on:** September 11, 2014, 12:25:42 PM »

I got the number of a girl I met a couple months ago. Saw her again last night and flirted with her a bunch, bought the table drinks (classy!) and hung out with her for a while. She's super cute but I wonder if she's smart enough for a prolonged thing, or maybe I should just stfu and enjoy life.

Kara · « **Reply #7027 on:** September 11, 2014, 08:20:53 PM »

My therapist was excited that I'm dating again.

My date's already taken the subject matter in our texting into inappropriate territory.

The Business e-mmolated himself to defend our (American only sry) freedoms and isn't here to accuse me of humblebragging.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #7028 on:** September 11, 2014, 09:49:34 PM »

yea I'm having trouble reconciling the content of the sentences with the smiley accompanying them.

Kara · « **Reply #7029 on:** September 11, 2014, 10:43:36 PM »

Just remember that it's me posting about myself and you shouldn't have any reconciliation discrepancies anymore.

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1. I hate it when people are excited for me. Good curse for the curse a Borean thread. "Karakand has to suffer people being excited about his life indefinitely."

2. Feel like I'm driving on a road I've already driven on and rekt multiple times.

3. I miss my high school message board bully because I relate better to people through negative social interactions than positive ones. (See #1.)

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Kara · « **Reply #7030 on:** September 12, 2014, 02:52:43 AM »

I have a second date on Saturday.

She's excited for it.

Now the great dilemma, dinner before or after the movie?

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After so it's easier for us to end up at my place.

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fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7031 on:** September 12, 2014, 02:56:35 AM »

hey we're gonna be date buddies on saturday! maybe we'll both get laid (i probably won't)!

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #7032 on:** September 12, 2014, 02:59:59 AM »

Quote from: Sovok on September 11, 2014, 10:43:36 PM

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...I relate better to people through negative social interactions than positive ones.
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I like funerals more than weddings

Kara · « **Reply #7033 on:** September 12, 2014, 03:01:38 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 12, 2014, 02:56:35 AM

hey we're gonna be date buddies on saturday! maybe we'll both get laid (i probably won't)!

I have a bad feeling that I will.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7034 on:** September 12, 2014, 03:19:17 AM »

I'm not exactly planning on making any moves. I think the girl may still have her v card so I don't wanna be too aggressive and scare her away.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7035 on:** September 12, 2014, 01:00:50 PM »

Quote from: Sovok on September 12, 2014, 03:01:38 AM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 12, 2014, 02:56:35 AM
hey we're gonna be date buddies on saturday! maybe we'll both get laid (i probably won't)!

I have a bad feeling that I will.

Wah wah.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7036 on:** September 12, 2014, 01:58:39 PM »

Quote from: Sovok on September 12, 2014, 03:01:38 AM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 12, 2014, 02:56:35 AM
hey we're gonna be date buddies on saturday! maybe we'll both get laid (i probably won't)!

I have a bad feeling that I will.

what a strange reaction to the possibility of getting your dick wet.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7037 on:** September 12, 2014, 03:34:34 PM »

8 months!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7038 on:** September 12, 2014, 03:42:38 PM »

MAF settling down getting married soon no doubt too.. Someone tamed the wild beast!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7039 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:11:05 PM »

MAF I've got a question for you. Did you meet the parents yet? If so prepare the wedding bells!

demi · « **Reply #7040 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:28:10 PM »

MAF's come across as one of those "Yes, Dear" domesticated husbands #nomaam

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7041 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:35:42 PM »

nah. I can imagine MAF just telling his wife "nope" in response to a variety of things.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7042 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:51:18 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 12, 2014, 03:34:34 PM

8 months!

Congrats, man. Really happy for you.

bud · « **Reply #7043 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:28:33 PM »

i have never slept with a woman. "slept" is meant to be taken literally.

i always leave after sex. always.

i have never woken up next to a woman.
i have never cuddled with a woman until we both fall asleep.

how broken am i?

i feel like i'm almost entirely broken.

Rufus · « **Reply #7044 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:45:46 PM »

I did, but if you're essentially only there to fuck (and then stuck in a hotel room together) it's not that great, tbh. "Oh, you. Good morning I guess." Cuddling still gives a cheap dopamine rush, but I imagine it feels a lot better with people you love.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7045 on:** September 12, 2014, 06:06:02 PM »

That's why I keep extra toothbrushes in the crib. If you're staying over the night, you're brushing your teeth before we go to bed. But gotta wait at least 30 minutes after brushing before any kissing tho.

Kara · « **Reply #7046 on:** September 12, 2014, 08:09:05 PM »

Waking up the next morning next to someone you don't really care about but feigning intimacy anyway because you are an emotional marionette at war to destroy any sense of self you have left.

Quote from: The Walrus on September 12, 2014, 02:42:02 PM

$10 says Karakand lies awake in bed, staring into the darkness for about an hour after the sex is done, then goes to the kitchen and pours himself a drink and chain-smokes on the balcony.

Please, I don't even have a balcony.

And even if it's slivovitz, I don't trust the ancom revolutionary cell I inadvertently moved in with enough to leave it anywhere but my closet, so I don't even need to go to the kitchen to drink away my pain.

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I could write a wall of text about my general ambivalence towards all this that I hope would clear up any confusion but (1) lol didn't read, (2) counting chickens before the hatch, (3) I think some things should probably die with me. Even my roster of mental health professionals with an NFL turnover rate doesn't get into this shit.

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fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7047 on:** September 13, 2014, 02:04:28 AM »

I suggested I drive for our date saturday night. but girl is really apprehensive about it. she must be really skiddish about this whole online dating thing which i understand. i'm just not used to it. the last two were really willing and trusting. guess i'll just have to adjust my approach a bit. she agree'd to meet me at her work and take my car from there.

actually i think maybe the fact that she's currently back living at home has something to do with it.

nervous i'm gonna be either: be too aggressive and scare her off. or i'll be too light with the approach and bore her.

dating is dumb

Kara · « **Reply #7048 on:** September 13, 2014, 04:32:16 AM »

We're meeting at my place before we go out today and taking 1 car.

Dinner first at least.

bud · « **Reply #7049 on:** September 13, 2014, 05:49:55 AM »

what is the oldest woman you've had sex with, bore?

bud · « **Reply #7050 on:** September 13, 2014, 06:06:14 AM »

mine is 49.

i've had three women in their 40s. one was 42, the other 44 (or 45/46; i can't remember), the last one 49.

42 was the best i've ever had in term of how she went up and down my dick.

i was too big for her though so i couldn't go balls deep. doggy especially was lame.

44 smelled like fish. i ended up faking an orgasm.

49's pussy is incredible.

she also can't take it too deep, but she says she kind of enjoys the pain. so yeah.

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on September 13, 2014, 05:57:18 AM

47 years old.

how was it?

Beezy · « **Reply #7051 on:** September 13, 2014, 09:46:22 AM »

Quote from: bud on September 13, 2014, 06:06:14 AM

44 smelled like fish. i ended up faking an orgasm.

You made the right choice.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7052 on:** September 13, 2014, 12:26:43 PM »

I haven't had sex with a woman more than a couple years older than me. Huh, that's something I should fix.

Rufus · « **Reply #7053 on:** September 13, 2014, 12:45:00 PM »

Aren't you within GILF range already?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7054 on:** September 13, 2014, 01:31:26 PM »

I'm 37. All of the women I've been sleeping with lately are a couple years younger than me, though.

Kara · « **Reply #7055 on:** September 13, 2014, 01:33:11 PM »

I don't think I've slept with anyone older than me except for like "same age, slightly older by months" older.

Some thought they were older than me doe.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7056 on:** September 13, 2014, 01:38:02 PM »

A couple of women I'm friends with (ages 32 and 35) are sleeping with dudes in their early 20's.

Kara · « **Reply #7057 on:** September 13, 2014, 01:44:30 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2014, 01:38:02 PM

A couple of women I'm friends with (ages 32 and 35) are sleeping with dudes in their early 20's.

I knew a liberated woman that did this and her stories about extended family events were hilarious because of how awkward it was.

Like just leave your boy toy in the toy box, girlfriend.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7058 on:** September 13, 2014, 03:16:24 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on September 13, 2014, 01:39:19 PM

Low key, getting with older women (late 30's, all 40's and 50's) is pretty damn easy and most of the time, it's good.

it's just different. the pussy feels warmer when she's older.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7059 on:** September 13, 2014, 03:16:26 PM »

Date tonight. Scared.

Beezy · « **Reply #7060 on:** September 13, 2014, 03:33:32 PM »

Wait. Have I missed some PD stories or is he just talking shit right now?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7061 on:** September 13, 2014, 04:43:20 PM »

I've smashed a couple 34+ yos.

Kara · « **Reply #7062 on:** September 13, 2014, 05:09:17 PM »

She's "in no rush

" tonight.

GLHF tonight, Himu-chan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7063 on:** September 13, 2014, 05:09:37 PM »

bud · « **Reply #7064 on:** September 13, 2014, 05:41:17 PM »

has pd ever shared the story of how he lost his virginity

when did this happen

did it actually happen

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7065 on:** September 13, 2014, 07:10:44 PM »

Fat chick in college, on one of those "hey let's study together" tips. Which always seemed to actually mean "let's study for 30 minutes then start watching TV."

I think it was Business Statistics, shout out to karakand

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7066 on:** September 13, 2014, 10:48:03 PM »

date went well. i had fun, so why do I feel like it didn't happen at all and so, so unhappy?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7067 on:** September 13, 2014, 10:58:10 PM »

I want to buy a pack of cigarettes so bad right now.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7068 on:** September 13, 2014, 11:42:32 PM »

my date went well also. ate at a thai place, walked around a book store, ate a cookie at subway, then saw a play at a local theater. after i drove her back to her car and we talked about tv/movies for a half hour. didn't go in for a kiss. didn't feel right. got another hug. suggestions of another date looming. she's not gonna be around next week tho which sucks. might try to get her over my place sometime this week to watch a movie? maybe she's still a bit skiddish about this whole thing. hard to get a read off of her.

had fun though! i really like talking to her about movies and tv. we have a lot of the same opinions about those things.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7069 on:** September 14, 2014, 06:27:07 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #7070 on:** September 14, 2014, 06:57:20 PM »

Highlight of my date: our tatted up waitress (

) at dinner asking me how I knew what kalimotxo was and why I ordered it, then talking with me about our shared euskaltzaletasun.

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Kalimotxo is Franzia tier BTW.

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Lowlight of my date: the fucking bartender coming up with a 100 different reasons why he couldn't serve me absinthe how I wanted to be served absinthe (with absinthiana). Eventually the international banker in me had to relent when he promised it would be on the house if I didn't like it his way. (I didn't like it but didn't give enough of a shit to make a stink about it. Guess I'm just a halfbreed after all.)

That neither of these things involved my date I guess is demonstrative.

On a related note I had dates on a date which is like a silly little thing I would find amusing and did.

Beezy · « **Reply #7071 on:** September 14, 2014, 07:01:08 PM »

Quote from: Sovok on September 14, 2014, 06:57:20 PM

On a related note I had dates on a date which is like a silly little thing I would find amusing and did.

Kara · « **Reply #7072 on:** September 14, 2014, 07:47:22 PM »

The waitress was dumbfounded that people didn't want to drink it when she explained what it was to them when queried about it.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7073 on:** September 14, 2014, 08:02:56 PM »

Hmmm, girl is trying to plan second date already. I'm down.

toku · « **Reply #7074 on:** September 14, 2014, 08:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 14, 2014, 08:02:56 PM

Hmmm, girl is trying to plan second date already. I'm down.

You were probably just hard on yourself Himu! Sometimes when that negative demon comes up on you, you gotta just go to bed man and force it down. I say that like it doesn't win sometimes, it does, but you always gotta fight it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7075 on:** September 14, 2014, 10:19:54 PM »

Had a very...numb sex experience today, to the point of concern. She didn't seem to notice but I felt like I was in another room or something. Wasn't a date, just had my ladyfriend over after the Lions debacle to eat and play around. I wasn't feeling it I guess.

chronovore · « **Reply #7076 on:** September 15, 2014, 12:08:53 AM »

I've been there.

In my case, I was just done-done-done with her. And then it was another 3 months before I got around to calling it off. $:-\$

PlayDat · « **Reply #7077 on:** September 15, 2014, 02:33:19 PM »

Should I be suspicious of women who are overtly sexual on tinder? I asked about food and her first message back to me is hinting at cunnilingus.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7078 on:** September 15, 2014, 02:38:18 PM »

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Huff · « **Reply #7079 on:** September 15, 2014, 02:38:39 PM »

Too eager is a sure sign of some kind of a trap

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 807878 times)