Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Human Snorenado]

There *ARE* women out there that just want to fuck. When you find one tho, play away, never at home, cause you don't want crazy knowing where you live.

[Phoenix Dark]

Should I be suspicious of women who are overtly sexual on tinder?  I asked about food and her first message back to me is hinting at cunnilingus.

breh...

[Kara]

It's alright I guess. Totally depends on the wine. Is it drinkable? Absolutely. I don't think I'd order it on a date though, people are pretty judgmental about wine even though they're not Contra status. Nor do I particularly find myself wanting to drink it (kalimotxo) outside  of a home drinking situation(Image removed from quote.)

You know you don't have to tell them what alcohol is used to make one right.

And if they ask you can just pretend you don't know.

No one is going to research kalimotxo at the table, and if the date was good they won't remember you had kalimotxo on the date. Plus they won't be able to Google it when they get home because lol Basque orthography.

[Kara]

I was really looking forward to being able to fully embrace it for the rest of my life with my last relationship.

[chronovore]

It's alright I guess. Totally depends on the wine. Is it drinkable? Absolutely. I don't think I'd order it on a date though, people are pretty judgmental about wine even though they're not Contra status. Nor do I particularly find myself wanting to drink it (kalimotxo) outside  of a home drinking situation(Image removed from quote.)

You know you don't have to tell them what alcohol is used to make one right.

And if they ask you can just pretend you don't know.

No one is going to research kalimotxo at the table, and if the date was good they won't remember you had kalimotxo on the date. Plus they won't be able to Google it when they get home because lol Basque orthography.

I find myself wondering if this is the first time these words have ever been combined in this particular order. Like, ever.

[Cindi Mayweather]

I talked about the guy I have no chemistry with at work. Why does he still turn me on SO MUCH? Just his presence gets me hot. Today he walked by me and just his smell gets my nipples sore as fuck.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!

[Atramental]

Pheromones?

[nudemacusers]

are you sure he isn't a large baby and you aren't feeling nursing pangs?

[Cindi Mayweather]

I usually don't get hard nipples when aroused but with him it's like that entire is a male fantasy so far in my experience. Today he acted like a jerk though, so and it stopped. Thankfully.

[nudemacusers]

this is just the lull period in the plot, you'll be back engraving window panes with those nips soon enough.

[PlayDat]

Should I be suspicious of women who are overtly sexual on tinder?  I asked about food and her first message back to me is hinting at cunnilingus.

breh...
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If I'm speaking to a bot then it has to be a very sophisticated one.  I sent the first message, ended it with a question and she responded directly to it.  She's given direct responses to everything I've said so far actually.  Well, except for the part where I asked when she wants to meet up.  That was right before I left for work over 6 hours ago.  She hasn't gotten back to me.

[fistfulofmetal]

I'm usually pretty lazy about checking snap chat,  I seriously do it every week or so. I'm just not good at taking selfies is probably most of it. So I load up my shits and the 'one that got away' sent me a mostly top less picture. Like 4 days ago saying 'holaaa' with a fuck me face on. Saw most of a nipple.

I don't know what to do with this one. I know how she likes to manipulate people but I'm not trying to get looped into that again. On the other hand, she lives like 9 hours away and I could just send it with no consequences.  On the other hand, I've never sent a dick pic.

send a picture of your neck and say something like "this isn't even the thickest part of my body wink wink"

[lennedsay]

I'm usually pretty lazy about checking snap chat,  I seriously do it every week or so. I'm just not good at taking selfies is probably most of it. So I load up my shits and the 'one that got away' sent me a mostly top less picture. Like 4 days ago saying 'holaaa' with a fuck me face on. Saw most of a nipple.

I don't know what to do with this one. I know how she likes to manipulate people but I'm not trying to get looped into that again. On the other hand, she lives like 9 hours away and I could just send it with no consequences.  On the other hand, I've never sent a dick pic.

Relevant:

[Mupepe]

Got nothing to lose really.  If a picture of your dick gets on the interwebz or anywhere else what are people going to say "eh.  it looks like a dick"   There's not much to those wormy bastards

[Atramental]

Now that my work load has finally become manageable and noninvasive on my leisure time I guess it's back to the dating scene for me or whatever...

Wish me luck! 

[Atramental]

[demi]

I'm usually pretty lazy about checking snap chat,  I seriously do it every week or so. I'm just not good at taking selfies is probably most of it. So I load up my shits and the 'one that got away' sent me a mostly top less picture. Like 4 days ago saying 'holaaa' with a fuck me face on. Saw most of a nipple.

I don't know what to do with this one. I know how she likes to manipulate people but I'm not trying to get looped into that again. On the other hand, she lives like 9 hours away and I could just send it with no consequences.  On the other hand, I've never sent a dick pic.

You self concious? Dickpics are an art. Fluff yerself up half-mast, get a nice angle (no half pulled down underwear/pants, thats amateur shit), and snap. May take a few tries.

[demi]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

[demi]

Submit it here for professional review -> critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com

[TakingBackSunday]

esch 

[Phoenix Dark]

Well I got a nice floppy going, some good lighting and sent my first dick pic. We'll see how it goes

[Phoenix Dark]

honestly though you shouldn't have send a full dick pick. She only sent you half topless pics, you should have sent the male equivalent - maybe a boxer shot with half an inch showing. This is an Obama-esque failure of negotiating, breh.

[Phoenix Dark]

Just the tip? Nah. She's seen me mostly  naked anyway. If I'm sending a dick pick its gonna be my full scimitar and stones, breh.

go on

[Cindi Mayweather]

Esch working that magic

Don't circumcise your sons, brehs

[demi]

Getting complimented on your dick is a huge ego booster for sure

"Things are going to be alright. I think we're going to be ok."

[TakingBackSunday]

So I have a date scheduled for tomorrow with a new cute brunette with lovely eyes.  Excited for that.  But now previous girl wants to hang out and get dinner

I'm gonna try and see how each one goes before I make a judgment call.  Part of me wants to tell the first girl to fuck off...but she says she really wants to see me. 

Not the worst circumstance to be in I suppose

[toku]

Ignore the first girl, go with the new one.

Listen to this man.

[Huff]

esch next move is a snap video featuring a slow jerk

[Phoenix Dark]

See both girls on separate days. Sounds like the first girl realizes she fucked up.

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm gonna hang out with both but I'm going to guess first girl is on the way out

[Kara]

Instead, embrace your arab side by saving a nice arab shiksa

You know I'm not sure if they count as shiksas.

.ليت... انا الحادي و شـيـوعـي، لي صاحبة عربية في احلامي فقط

[fistfulofmetal]

the former chick i was dating who is now a good friend of mine has become my own Cyrano over here, helping me respond to this girl i'm trying to start something with.

[TakingBackSunday]

date last night went REALLY well.  very instantly comfortable with her.

second date with original girl is happening in half an hour.  we'll see how this goes.

[Steve Contra]

I met MAF and his girlfriend.  They're sort of perfect together

[TakingBackSunday]

I find myself in quite the pickle 

[TakingBackSunday]

Hey wrath, for once, stop acting like you know what you're talking about.  Do you know what my situation is?  No.  Am I looking for sage advice about dating from you?  No. So while I appreciate you being a bro for me, stop acting high and mighty with this shit.

I find myself in a pickle because she never dumped me. She just said she wanted to take things slow a few weeks ago. We had a really really great time tonight. The pickle I'm in is trying to express to one of these girls that I'm interested in the other. It's my fault for being in this situation, and I realize that the first girl is wanting to be more casual with things.  I have to identify which person I envision myself having more fun with, and letting her know I'm interested in someone else.

[Mupepe]

I honestly dont think you owe either anything at this moment. As far as I can remember you never discussed being exclusive with either of these girls. Take both at their different paces and dont try to make a decision now

[TakingBackSunday]

You're fine dude, just please try and have a bit more understanding.  And hey, it's not like I'm blaming my situation on ghosts.

[Phoenix Dark]

just get your dick wet bruh. universal advice.

[Van Cruncheon]

which sister gets the tip? 

[Kara]

I find myself in quite the pickle 

In the game ya gotta hurt peeps unfortunately.

[ToxicAdam]

Went on a dinner date last night. She played on her phone the whole time, talked about her kids and complained about her mom. I paid the bill and she didn't even thank me. No physical contact either even though we slept in the same bed.

I don't think this is going to work out.

[Brehvolution]

I'm sorry TA. 

There are a lot of thing that are tolerable in relationships/marriage. Ungratefulness shouldn't be one of them.

[ToxicAdam]

It was a joke post. The woman was my wife, and everything's cool. I should have put that in spoilers.

[Brehvolution]

I assumed it was your wife. 

Plus, I've been feeling a little unsettled because good friends of my wife an I just announced a divorce and we thought they were the happiest family ever. They have 4 kids under 8 and the youngest isn't even 3 yet. 

[TakingBackSunday]

Lol 

[ToxicAdam]

BrandNew's post made me objectively evaluate my last 'date' with my wife and it made me chuckle to describe it that way.

Too much caffeine today, I guess.

[Kara]

TA showing the singles how neurotic they are.

[Phoenix Dark]

Went on a dinner date last night. She played on her phone the whole time, talked about her kids and complained about her mom. I paid the bill and she didn't even thank me. No physical contact either even though we slept in the same bed.

I don't think this is going to work out.

Sounds like you didn't have something good to celebrate.

[Mupepe]

Went on a dinner date last night. She played on her phone the whole time, talked about her kids and complained about her mom. I paid the bill and she didn't even thank me. No physical contact either even though we slept in the same bed.

I don't think this is going to work out.

Sounds like you didn't have something good to celebrate.

well he didn't say he went to Olive Garden so we assumed so.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Went on a dinner date last night. She played on her phone the whole time, talked about her kids and complained about her mom. I paid the bill and she didn't even thank me. No physical contact either even though we slept in the same bed.

I don't think this is going to work out.

Sounds like you didn't have something good to celebrate.

well he didn't say he went to Olive Garden so we assumed so.

back when I was single, taking a girl to Olive Garden was a surefire way to get laid

you've already established she has low standards

[ToxicAdam]

Plus, I've been feeling a little unsettled because good friends of my wife an I just announced a divorce and we thought they were the happiest family ever. They have 4 kids under 8 and the youngest isn't even 3 yet. 

Yea, it's a terrible thing.

All my childhood friends came from divorced families, my parents were the only ones that stayed together. Although that was a sham too, because once all the kids moved out they divorced. They were just waiting it out.

All those childhood friends grew up and got their own marriages/divorces by the age of 30. So then I moved away and met a large group of married couples (mostly my wife's friends). 12 years later and all but 2 couples are divorced.

Hard to remain optimistic about love when you see so much emotional carnage along the way.

[Brehvolution]

It's kind of the same way here except none of my high school friends got married. 
My wife's friends are all divorced or never married. One did get married last year and just had her first baby at age 39.

Having babies in late 30's

No thanks!

[Human Snorenado]

The modern idea of "love" is largely horseshit. People should be looking for someone that, in five years, 2 kids, and 40 lbs they can realistically think they'll look at that person and say, "Eh, you're still alright."  Love is for suckers.

[ToxicAdam]

They say marriage is a permanent commitment to a temporary delusion. There are two sides to that coin, though.

Even though you are right, the pursuit of love can be a terrific motivating factor to make yourself into a better person.  Finding a good significant other can greatly improve your financial security, health, mental outlook.

So, it's hard for me to be to be too cynical when I've seen it improve so many lives.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Date night.

[Human Snorenado]

Life would be way easier if I were dumber. Most happy people I know are stupid.

[TakingBackSunday]

that is the most euphoric statement I've heard in a long fucking while on this website

[demi]

what a fucking nerd

[Mupepe]

i think most people just have the wrong idea of what they're looking for.  They have a list of qualities and look at marriage like choosing a car: "oh this'll work"   

example: they must be at least 6 ft tall, brown hair, have a good job, like dogs, listen to country music and enjoy theater.    Yes because those are the attributes that determine the marriage quality of a person.