Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 807817 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7500 on:** November 20, 2014, 10:50:33 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 19, 2014, 11:58:47 PM

Looks like your old boy Wrath just fucked around and got himself a girlfriend.

Is she Jewish?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7501 on:** November 20, 2014, 12:07:48 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 20, 2014, 12:00:34 AM

pull the statue move on her

every time we make out she accuses me of doing this now

there is no going back

Mupepe · « **Reply #7502 on:** November 20, 2014, 12:27:16 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 20, 2014, 12:07:48 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 20, 2014, 12:00:34 AM
pull the statue move on her
every time we make out she accuses me of doing this now

there is no going back

My wife does this to me. It drives me nuts

toku · « **Reply #7503 on:** November 20, 2014, 02:51:04 PM »

Y'all thought cuffin season was a joke huh? #staywoke

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7504 on:** November 20, 2014, 03:29:51 PM »

I'm going to try that statue thing!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7505 on:** November 20, 2014, 11:25:06 PM »

girls suck

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7506 on:** November 21, 2014, 12:25:00 AM »

Bad news brehs, they don't get much better when they get to be women

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7507 on:** November 21, 2014, 12:41:09 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 20, 2014, 03:29:51 PM

I'm going to try that statue thing!

do it

i also think this is the real pickup art for the future. challenge a bish to a statue off after a couple drinks

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7508 on:** November 21, 2014, 01:17:42 AM »

Makes for a fun make out session! Fun teasing!

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7509 on:** November 21, 2014, 01:46:24 AM »

Having someone to talk to intimately about your daily struggles feels so good.

I've never had so much fun dating before. Girls

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7510 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:00:03 AM »

WELL THAT'S COOL Y'ALL, I'M PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND CARRYING ON BOTH SIDES OF A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY DOG, SO I'M NOT SWEATING IT OR ANYTHING

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7511 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:00:45 AM »

It's going to be okay, creepy!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7512 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:01:49 AM »

Yeah, after I pass out from being drunk THINGS WILL GET JUST PEACHY

...it's been a rough year or so.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7513 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:01:56 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on November 21, 2014, 01:57:27 AM

Got a text from my gf a little while ago that said, "Can I come snuggle for 15 minutes before I have to go write again?"

So she comes down (she lives above me), and it turns into 45 minutes with her telling me a lot about her struggles of the day, and then 15 minutes with the two of us playing with the hamster. Totally worth it.

I wasn't going to see my guy today but I ended up just crashing at his place. Cuddling

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7514 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:02:36 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2014, 02:01:49 AM

Yeah, after I pass out from being drunk THINGS WILL GET JUST PEACHY

...it's been a rough year or so.

2014 is pretty bad

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7515 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:07:18 AM »

spontaneous visits are difficult when you're with someone who lives at least 20 minutes away. up to this point we've always planned it ahead a time.

but she's coming over tomorrow and we're doing a thing on saturday so that's super nice

Atramental · « **Reply #7516 on:** November 21, 2014, 02:14:34 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 21, 2014, 02:02:36 AM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2014, 02:01:49 AM
Yeah, after I pass out from being drunk THINGS WILL GET JUST PEACHY

...it's been a rough year or so.

2014 is pretty bad

Hopefully 2015 will be better.

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Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7517 on:** November 21, 2014, 08:36:01 AM »

Morning sex

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7518 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:49:19 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 20, 2014, 11:25:06 PM

girls suck

was it the hot chick?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7519 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:50:08 PM »

yup. supposed to see her this weekend but I'm seeing the writing on the wall

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7520 on:** November 21, 2014, 03:50:58 PM »

Does she like your beard?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7521 on:** November 21, 2014, 05:12:10 PM »

she loves it

chronovore · « **Reply #7522 on:** November 21, 2014, 07:33:10 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 21, 2014, 02:02:36 AM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2014, 02:01:49 AM
Yeah, after I pass out from being drunk THINGS WILL GET JUST PEACHY

...it's been a rough year or so.

2014 is pretty bad

Yeah, 2014 can gobble my sac.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7523 on:** November 22, 2014, 10:54:42 AM »

Yea but if you break up it'll be awkward as fuck living so close to her and vice versa.

My online dating continues to flounder. I have a bunch of likes and matches on tinder and okcupid but they don't seem good. On tinder I'm constantly getting likes from (real) 18-20 year olds. I'm talking to one but I just want to smash - I have NO interest in another relationship with a college aged adult kid.

Ok Cupid is trash. I just realized things to faster when you like profiles because it'll tell you who liked you. But based on my quick matches it's clear I'm being liked by chubby chicks, many of whom have young children. Where did my life to wrong to the point where this demographic is the most attracted to me on one site?

Meanwhile my friend's birthday is tomorrow. She has a kid and fiancé, I should have dated her when I had the chance. She asked me three times in HS. Sure she's too religious for my taste but now I realize we should have tried. There were too many weird coincidences that often made us cross paths, as if fate was willing us together. Don't be a coward brehs, if your best friend likes you just take the chance. If it doesn't work out you can still be friends, it might just take awhile. Just do it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7524 on:** November 22, 2014, 03:43:29 PM »

Today a certain couple is having their first anniversary.

Rufus · « **Reply #7525 on:** November 22, 2014, 04:02:40 PM »

Time flies.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #7526 on:** November 23, 2014, 03:57:50 AM »

I feel old

El Babua · « **Reply #7527 on:** November 23, 2014, 04:26:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2014, 10:54:42 AM

But based on my quick matches it's clear I'm being liked by chubby chicks, many of whom have young children. Where did my life to wrong to the point where this demographic is the most attracted to me on one site?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7528 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:56:55 AM »

My recent 94% match, in her own words:

"I identify as fluid and not bi--it's a newish term so pansexual or queer works too. I'm waiting for this site to catch up."

That sounds like some hipster gender shit to me.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7529 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:59:49 AM »

It may take awhile but you'll learn to ignore 90% of the stuff people put in their profiles. Most of it is nonsense.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7530 on:** November 23, 2014, 10:09:50 AM »

Ah yes, now we have to deal with PD's ever wise views on sex and gender in the relationship thread

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7531 on:** November 23, 2014, 10:14:03 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 23, 2014, 10:09:50 AM

Ah yes, now we have to deal with PD's ever wise views on sex and gender in the relationship thread

No hate, I just had to roll my eyes when I saw that.

I'm a simple man. I like curves, big asses and BBC porn.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7532 on:** November 23, 2014, 12:21:03 PM »

Strange. Basically the only thing I want to do on my birthday is watch Predator. Maybe anal.

toku · « **Reply #7533 on:** November 23, 2014, 02:20:44 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on November 23, 2014, 10:51:13 AM

Got my gf to watch The Terminator with me, and she loved it.

She actually got kind of emotional when Kyle and Sarah are in the hotel and Kyle tells her how he came back through time for her. Dat early Cameron writing before he got full of himself

She refuses to watch Predator with me though. Even when I told her it's a sci-fi action movie, not horror, she's not down for it. I offered to watch 10 Things I Hate About You if she'd do it, but she wouldn't make that trade. Unless it's on my birthday. She'll watch it with me on my birthday, but there are lots of other things I'd rather do on that day than watch Predator. So I guess we'll never share the experience of bonding over "Get to the choppah!!!"

Honestly, everyone tends to bring up the horror tone of the first and it's there but the thing that really solidifies the first 2 Terminator films over their poorer sequels is love. T1 is Kyle and Sarah both lonely individuals searching (literally in Kyle's case) and of course T2 is John's search for a family particularly a father figure that makes sense to him.

I still think Salvation could have been great if John/Bale wasn't in it at all and the film instead focused on Marcus and Blair (Worthington and Moon Bloodgood's characters). Showing that even at the end of the world there could still be hope and not just one messiah style hope.

It's a shame Justin Lin (FF films) never got to do the Terminator he wanted. Outside of Cameron he seemed to be the only one to understand this.

I'm just a dude on the internet though so

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7534 on:** November 23, 2014, 04:24:52 PM »

Problem with terminator franchise is that literally no one cares about the war of the machines. What makes terminator great is the days of future past esque story with robots mixed in modern times

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7535 on:** November 23, 2014, 10:20:12 PM »

everyone shut up and turn this thread back into depressing anecdotes

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7536 on:** November 23, 2014, 11:59:33 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 23, 2014, 10:20:12 PM

everyone shut up and turn this thread back into depressing anecdotes

you got it

she's having her interview with marvel tomorrow morning. my stomach feels like there's a giant pit inside.

Atramental · « **Reply #7537 on:** November 24, 2014, 12:06:12 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 23, 2014, 10:20:12 PM

everyone shut up and turn this thread back into depressing anecdotes

I think I'm just gonna get my nuts cut off and become a monk.

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Totally not serious, btw. I'm not that crazy.

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Yet.

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7538 on:** November 24, 2014, 12:32:10 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 23, 2014, 10:20:12 PM

everyone shut up and turn this thread back into depressing anecdotes

...got stood up tonight by the girl from last weekend

I'm giving up on this shit for a while I think.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7539 on:** November 24, 2014, 02:19:56 AM »

hot girl hasn't gotten back to me in a week

most attractive, coolest girl I've ever hung out with. definitely feel like I played too strong a hand with her; regretting the things I did/said around her

fuck her

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7540 on:** November 24, 2014, 02:27:59 AM »

What did you say/do?

PlayDat · « **Reply #7541 on:** December 05, 2014, 12:00:08 AM »

Digestive illness Bore (Does this exist?): How do you usually avoid dinner dates? I'd be our first time out together and I don't feel like bringing up my medical history. I already tried suggesting something else, but it'd kind of take some time to travel there and back. With finals coming up she doesn't feel like doing anything too time consuming. I'll take the fact that she offered something else rather than just cancel on me as a good sign though.

I rarely even eat out with friends for this reason.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7542 on:** December 05, 2014, 02:22:39 AM »

I think you're thinking this as a bad thing. When in fact it's a perfect awkward thing you can use to be slightly endearing. Just play it as a super dumb awkward thing you feel dumb about and lean into the embarrassing nature. I've found chicks are OK with you being a little bit awkward because it makes the whole situation less stressful.

Be like "I got this dumb medical thing which makes going out to eat a challenge... (mind if we do something else?) OR (just so you know why I'm not eating anything.)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #7543 on:** December 05, 2014, 08:02:10 AM »

Man I gotta tell you guys I am so fucking glad I got married before internet dating was a thing. Just seems so weird and shit.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7544 on:** December 05, 2014, 10:14:33 AM »

no, it wasn't, but thanks

Atramental · « **Reply #7545 on:** December 05, 2014, 09:04:01 PM »

Errr... you having gotten this far in life I thought you would've known by now that women don't want your logical advice. They just want you to lie to them and support them emotionally. She was testing you, breh, and you didn't pass.

Hell, I've never had a gf and I even know this shit.

She'll eventually (well... maybe) find it within herself to lose the weight. She's a grown ass woman. She knows what she has do or at least can figure it out on her own.

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Also... I did pretend to be a woman for a brief amount of time. So I have some credentials.

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Steve Contra · « **Reply #7546 on:** December 05, 2014, 09:10:24 PM »

2 things, lots of us know your irl identity, and how old is she? I'd say 25 is the oldest you get to be and still pull out trap scenarios like that. Past that beware.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7547 on:** December 05, 2014, 09:42:02 PM »

Throw her in the bushes. Not because of the weight gain - lord knows the world needs more pawgs. But if she's playing games like that...it'll get worse on more important subjects.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #7548 on:** December 05, 2014, 09:48:21 PM »

Nope, it was a game.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7549 on:** December 05, 2014, 10:06:17 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7550 on:** December 05, 2014, 10:15:33 PM »

it's one thing to, in the moment, be like 'i just wanted a little feel-good support!' but to marinate on that overnight and then get emotional/mad about it? that's wack imo and you should say as much.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7551 on:** December 05, 2014, 10:21:03 PM »

how fat are we talking? we know that awesom-o is white so we don't know if he's talking about donk or what ya'll.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7552 on:** December 05, 2014, 10:27:57 PM »

you can be white and appreciate a good booty

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7553 on:** December 05, 2014, 10:30:45 PM »

You win the "am I fat" shit by not just saying no, but saying you think she's as attractive today as she was x ago. That is, assuming she is a pawg/thick and not legit fat. Regardless though, anyone (man or woman) playing that trap game is a problem.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7554 on:** December 05, 2014, 10:53:49 PM »

What does love feel like? Because I think I'm definitely in love right now. I said I've never been in love before a few weeks ago, and it's true, but I've never felt like this about anyone before. But it's only been two months. Is that too soon? Am I overthinking this?

I'm turned on all the time now.

Like

I'm willing to do anything for this man. I probably care more about his needs than mine.

I just got horny again just thinking of him.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7555 on:** December 05, 2014, 11:01:18 PM »

Fuck that. I hope you told her she shouldn't ask questions she doesn't want to hear the answer to. I tell my wife the truth. Anything else is a mistake

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7556 on:** December 05, 2014, 11:02:53 PM »

i don't think there is a strict definition of love but if you're pickin up a vibe that his feelings match yours you might as well drop the l bomb. i'm a believer that you really shouldn't be conservative with your feelings on these matters

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7557 on:** December 05, 2014, 11:05:58 PM »

but do you love yourself

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7558 on:** December 05, 2014, 11:06:25 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 05, 2014, 11:03:04 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 05, 2014, 10:53:49 PM
What does love feel like? Because I think I'm definitely in love right now. I said I've never been in love before a few weeks ago, and it's true, but I've never felt like this about anyone before. But it's only been two months. Is that too soon? Am I overthinking this?

I'm turned on all the time now.
I'm willing to do anything for this man. I probably care more about his needs than mine.

I just got horny again just thinking of him.

i love you too babe

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Mraow.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #7559 on:** December 05, 2014, 11:08:17 PM »

goddamit tumblr is it so hard to make a gif where the dialogue matches the words!?!?!?! is this gif making 101?!?!

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 807817 times)