Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 806782 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #840 on:** October 10, 2011, 08:39:55 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 10, 2011, 08:27:07 PM

Megan is having sex with some dude at work but still wants us to talk and maybe start a relationship later

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That's about a "How 'bout no" moment I've ever read

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #841 on:** October 10, 2011, 08:42:45 PM »

Trust me, I'm not gonna be a standard internet bubububu- kid and wait around. We still see each other and I'm sure we'll still hang around. I don't really have any ill will towards her, to be honest. It makes sense to me. I'm just gonna play it cool for a while and focus on school and maybe an occasional hook up if it ever comes up, and if she gets her shit in order then we'll talk. I know y'all think that's me being walked all over but meh, she can do whatever she wants, either way. I'm not going to lay down the penis-law or anything.

Mupepe · « **Reply #842 on:** October 10, 2011, 08:53:00 PM »

hit it and quit it with Megan. you need to be the rebound sex guy. no relationship though

Positive Touch · « **Reply #843 on:** October 10, 2011, 08:56:55 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 10, 2011, 08:53:00 PM

hit it and quit it with Megan. you need to be the rebound sex guy. no relationship though

she already has a rebound guy. brandnew is the "maybe, if i dont find anything else" guy. the proper response to her should be "FUCK OFF LADY"

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #844 on:** October 10, 2011, 08:59:18 PM »

Eh, I'm just gonna see what happens. I'm not going to actively do anything. I'm about as meh as I can get.

Mupepe · « **Reply #845 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:05:46 PM »

sex sex sex! pursue that booty! and then when everyone else has left her cooch to dry and she turns to you for that long term relationship you just laugh and walk away

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #846 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:05:51 PM »

Taking Bebpo out Wednesday and Thursday night!

Gonna fail as a wingman!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #847 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:07:22 PM »

Like I said, I think I'm just going to focus on school. Gotta get my shit together to graduate by this May.

That's as forever alone a post as I can be right now, isn't it

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #848 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:10:13 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 10, 2011, 09:07:22 PM

Like I said, I think I'm just going to focus on school. Gotta get my shit together to graduate by this May.

That's as forever alone a post as I can be right now, isn't it

You're doing the right thing, though. She is just going to string you along and fuck with your head.

Mupepe · « **Reply #849 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:10:50 PM »

I don't like the fact that you're sensible, BrandNew. I come into this thread to see trainwreck dates and shit. Dammit!

cool breeze · « **Reply #850 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:12:21 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2011, 09:05:51 PM

Taking Bebpo out Wednesday and Thursday night!

Gonna fail as a wingman!

tell him to say "take this! my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!" to a lady

lennedsay · « **Reply #851 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:13:25 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 10, 2011, 09:10:50 PM

I don't like the fact that you're sensible, BrandNew. I come into this thread to see trainwreck dates and shit. Dammit!

Now we gotta watch soap operas due to lack of drama in this thread.

Way to be rational, BN...

Anybody heard from BlackMage? I haven't heard anything since crazy girl got crazy. I'm worried about his pup pup...

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #852 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:14:11 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on October 10, 2011, 09:12:21 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2011, 09:05:51 PM
Taking Bebpo out Wednesday and Thursday night!

Gonna fail as a wingman!

tell him to say "take this! my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!" to a lady

Done.

We're seeing Boris on Wednesday night. Should be fun. I'm showing him around the city on Thursday, along with visiting some of my favorite breweries.

Bebpo · « **Reply #853 on:** October 10, 2011, 11:23:15 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2011, 09:05:51 PM

Taking Bebpo out Wednesday and Thursday night!

Gonna fail as a wingman!

I'm not planning on picking up any girls while I'm there. There for the drinks with my fellow Borebro.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #854 on:** October 10, 2011, 11:25:28 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 10, 2011, 11:23:15 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2011, 09:05:51 PM
Taking Bebpo out Wednesday and Thursday night!

Gonna fail as a wingman!

I'm not planning on picking up any girls while I'm there. There for the drinks with my fellow Borebro.

Are you leaving the picking up chicks for when you're in NYC, then? COME ON LET'S DO THIS

cool breeze · « **Reply #855 on:** October 10, 2011, 11:36:39 PM »

Bebpo is bringing his swank to NYC? that calls for a John Murphy score

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #856 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:47:04 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 10, 2011, 08:27:07 PM

Megan is having sex with some dude at work but still wants us to talk and maybe start a relationship later

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My cat's name is Megan. And I'm drunk/tired so your post felt me bad, man

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #857 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:48:46 AM »

PD? Drunk?!

DO TELL

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #858 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:50:28 AM »

well i'm sorta druink

i forgot to buy milk and liqueur so i added some thai tea into my smirnoff

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #859 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:54:15 AM »

of course you'd drink smirnoff

Pringo · « **Reply #860 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:55:43 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2011, 03:47:04 AM

My cat's name is Megan.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #861 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:55:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2011, 03:50:28 AM

well i'm sorta druink

i forgot to buy milk and liqueur so i added some thai tea into my smirnoff

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #862 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:56:47 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2011, 03:54:15 AM

of course you'd drink smirnoff

i borrowed it from my buddy. you guys said the vodka doesn't evan matter for white russkies

etiolate · « **Reply #863 on:** October 11, 2011, 05:49:28 AM »

Schmirnoff is the olive garden of vodkas.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #864 on:** October 11, 2011, 06:08:20 AM »

Only wodka that matters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W%C3%B3dka_%C5%BBo%C5%82%C4%85dkowa_Gorzka

lennedsay · « **Reply #865 on:** October 11, 2011, 08:07:39 PM »

They're not?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #866 on:** October 11, 2011, 08:11:26 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on October 11, 2011, 08:07:39 PM

They're not?

[slowly backs out of thread]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #867 on:** October 11, 2011, 08:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2011, 09:14:11 PM

Quote from: Linkzg on October 10, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2011, 09:05:51 PM
Taking Bebpo out Wednesday and Thursday night!

Gonna fail as a wingman!

tell him to say "take this! my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!" to a lady

Done.

So did you guys give any girls the shining finger?

lennedsay · « **Reply #868 on:** October 11, 2011, 09:32:53 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 11, 2011, 08:41:38 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on October 11, 2011, 08:07:39 PM
They're not?

Well since a lot of what muslims think the jews are behind is the acts of ultra conservative christian right wing dolts, their idea that every sort of entertainment from football to porn is the jews trying to take us muslims away from our religion, the "fact" that jews know we're right but refuse to worship allah out of spite and would rather see us down in hell with them, and that jews and muslims are "destined" to fight till "judgement day". Yes I'm pretty pissed actually at the distinguished mentally-challenged reasons for hating jews since 95% of them have NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THEM!

I hate these fucktarded anus licking monkeyshits who run around spreading crazy bullshit and us going to jail, getting ridiculed and fucking crucified for calling them pieces of shit! Sure the royal family and government want to end them but those two are fucking batshit as well, from the royal family stealing oil money from hardworking citizens so they can spend them on doing lines off of ladyboy dicks while they don't work at all and get it because of their "birthright". The government deciding to just help out their immediate and extended families while ignoring cases that require immediate attention.

Seriously this country has been fucked so hard cause of religious extremism, dictatorship, old arabic ideologies, sex separation, executions and the like that to fully repair this country would take upwards of 60 years to a century. The sensible arabs either keep their opinions to themselves or move to another country and i don't blame them one bit.

I love that I'm bedouin, I love that I have bedouin traits, I love that I'm generous, laidback, open minded and not an overall prick to people who don't deserve to be treated like shit. But those are the good traits, the idea that pouring arabic coffee to some farting old dumbfucks makes you a man is idiotic and old, as are many of the bedouin facts and arab tribalism that people here still cling to.

tl;dr

blablablabla

I assume it's a more extreme version than America, where smart people keep their mouth shut and dumb people spout their racist mouths off.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #869 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:18:45 PM »

So Muslim women complaining about Jews is the American equivalent of black women complaining about white women? I feel your pain Wrath

chronovore · « **Reply #870 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:47:53 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 10, 2011, 08:39:55 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on October 10, 2011, 08:27:07 PM
Megan is having sex with some dude at work but still wants us to talk and maybe start a relationship later

(Image removed from quote.)

That's about a "How 'bout no" moment I've ever read

Yes.

Yesyesyes.

Quote from: Mupepe on October 10, 2011, 08:53:00 PM

hit it and quit it with Megan. you need to be the rebound sex guy. no relationship though

No.

C'mon. You KNOW BrandNew is emotional about this girl; he'd go in with the rebound plan, then start crying halfway through the fuck, and THAT never turns out well.

tiesto · « **Reply #871 on:** October 12, 2011, 09:23:50 AM »

Speaking about Jews, I've been talking to one on OKC who's going to grad school @ Stony to be a history teacher, and she's REALLY good looking. Based on her profile though, it seems like she's one of those women on the marriage train... Gonna try and set up a date hopefully with her.

Went out with a girl I really liked on Saturday, called her and left a message but she hasn't called me back yet

Went out with another on Monday, and I had a good time, but the girl is a big smoker and druggie and hippie, not really my "type". Dating is so freaking frustrating...

NY Comic Con is coming up this weekend, maybe there will be some ass there for me to pick up.

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but with my luck all the girls I meet will be from Jersey $:-\$

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chronovore · « **Reply #872 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:22:54 PM »

I can't imagine dating a smoker.

Also, I worry about anyone looking to get married. It's the wrong motivation; first, find someone you want to be with, a lot, a lot, A LOT... then worry about how to spend the rest of your life with them. People who want to get married are desperate. Desperation makes them suppress parts of their personality hoping for a better fit, which ironically can only make them a worse fit.

cool breeze · « **Reply #873 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:48:13 PM »

The oddness of dating a smoker is if you're not a smoker yourself, no?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #874 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:59:59 PM »

Smoking is a no go. Smells bad, ruins your oral health...nah.

The most annoying marriage chicks are the ones who randomly say shit like "well I'm 24 and haven't been married yet. I need to start a family but men are too busy chasing these hoes." And I'm like wtf. Marriage never crosses my mind, and won't until I'm settled. And even then I'll most likely be so happy I'm doin' thangs that it won't cross my mind then either.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #875 on:** October 12, 2011, 07:14:02 PM »

I can't even fathom contemplating marriage until I'm 30.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #876 on:** October 12, 2011, 07:39:55 PM »

I never dated a smoker. Just grosses me out.

I got married at 25, but my wife and I had been together for 3 years and figured out that we worked really well together. Things are still great now that we're both 30.

lennedsay · « **Reply #877 on:** October 12, 2011, 07:44:00 PM »

Yea, these darn whippersnappers. I thought the same thing before I was in a serious relationship (with someone that I actually liked, that is). Started dating my husband right after I turned 21, and we got married 2 1/2 years later when I was 23. Sounds young now, but I had my shit together as did my husband.

He's thirty this year.

chronovore · « **Reply #878 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:37:25 PM »

YOU YOUNG'NS GIT OFF MAH LAWN!

Christ, I can't imagine getting married -- or even serious -- at the ages Gundam and Lennesday were. I was basically a dick with legs at that point in my life.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #879 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:51:41 PM »

sounds hot

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #880 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:55:03 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 12, 2011, 08:37:25 PM

YOU YOUNG'NS GIT OFF MAH LAWN!

Christ, I can't imagine getting married -- or even serious -- at the ages Gundam and Lennesday were. I was basically a dick with legs at that point in my life.

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CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #881 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:55:56 PM »

al pacino in this muthafucka

Robo · « **Reply #882 on:** October 12, 2011, 09:21:44 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #883 on:** October 12, 2011, 09:24:52 PM »

chrono is a fucking boss

tiesto · « **Reply #884 on:** October 12, 2011, 09:47:35 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2011, 07:14:02 PM

I can't even fathom contemplating marriage until I'm 30.

I'm gonna be 30 next year $:-\$

Curly-haired girl called me back but I was on my work break so I didn't get it... she says she wants to go out next week Let's hope she doesn't flake. I liked the girl, she is into art and disco/funk/edm, loves Daft Punk and actually likes to go out to dance parties. The girl who I went out with the other night wrote to me thanking me for the drink... I'd definitely fuck her, nice curvy blonde with glasses

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #885 on:** October 12, 2011, 11:39:56 PM »

omg pics

chronovore · « **Reply #886 on:** October 13, 2011, 12:32:15 AM »

You guys...

Bebpo · « **Reply #887 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:24:46 PM »

When I walk down the street, cute girls (22-26 range) smile at me as they pass me by.

This is arghhhhh because what the fuck am I supposed to do at that point? So it's like this good looking girl thinks I'm attractive but she just walked by and I'll never see her again

I hate knowing I appeal to girls :p. If I was ugly than I could rationalize why I never meet anyone, but it's like waving it right in my face! I need to learn how to approach girls, last time I just approached a random girl on the street and started conversation was 12 years ago and what became my first girlfriend.

It's not that I don't have the guts, it's just that I don't want to come off as a creep.

BlackMage · « **Reply #888 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2011, 07:24:46 PM

When I walk down the street, cute girls (22-26 range) smile at me as they pass me by.

This is arghhhhh because what the fuck am I supposed to do at that point? So it's like this good looking girl thinks I'm attractive but she just walked by and I'll never see her again

I hate knowing I appeal to girls :p. If I was ugly than I could rationalize why I never meet anyone, but it's like waving it right in my face! I need to learn how to approach girls, last time I just approached a random girl on the street and started conversation was 12 years ago and what became my first girlfriend.

It's not that I don't have the guts, it's just that I don't want to come off as a creep.

fuck em.

Bebpo · « **Reply #889 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:32:42 PM »

Omg you're alive!

How are things?

cool breeze · « **Reply #890 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:40:37 PM »

this is Seattle, right? if it's not where you live, just go for it. if you fail, it's not like you'll see them again.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #891 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:42:24 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2011, 07:24:46 PM

When I walk down the street, cute girls (22-26 range) smile at me as they pass me by.

This is arghhhhh because what the fuck am I supposed to do at that point? So it's like this good looking girl thinks I'm attractive but she just walked by and I'll never see her again

I hate knowing I appeal to girls :p. If I was ugly than I could rationalize why I never meet anyone, but it's like waving it right in my face! I need to learn how to approach girls, last time I just approached a random girl on the street and started conversation was 12 years ago and what became my first girlfriend.

It's not that I don't have the guts, it's just that I don't want to come off as a creep.

but if you had the guts, you wouldn't worry if you come off as a creep. if she's smiling, go for it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #892 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:21:49 PM »

Just go for it.

Also some people just smile at strangers to be polite

Also also creeps are defined by what they say, not by saying something

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #893 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:33:44 PM »

Yeah, don't tell them they have nice tits or anything like that.

cool breeze · « **Reply #894 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:04:21 PM »

total creeper

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #895 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:12:25 PM »

Quote from: The Business on October 13, 2011, 08:51:11 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 08:21:49 PM
Just go for it.

Also some people just smile at strangers to be polite

Also also creeps are defined by what they say, not by saying something

No, creeps are defined by how they look. A great looking guy can say something obnoxious and gross and it's charming.

yeah, definitely this

Robo · « **Reply #896 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:14:34 PM »

Yeah, I was staring at your tits. Big deal.
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      tee hee!
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Yeah, I was staring at your tits. Big deal.
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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #897 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:28:26 AM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #898 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:30:17 AM »

Here I am talking to this distiushed gentlemen at a bar full of lawyers and he's like I just like to fuck bitches and bust a nut. And I'm like I can't make this happen and he's like you're a lawyer, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Bebpo · « **Reply #899 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:37:44 AM »

So I went back to the room of this distinguished gentlemen and we had a Philisophical talk about why I am failing in life, it seems to have come down to "why you care about these things man? Go out there and have a good time. Life is about having a good time and being yourself and the rest will come to you"

I feel like I've just met a really drunk Buddha

Will try to live free and live life for the rest of this trip.
I met a cute girl in her mid 30s but he said it ain't gonna happen, lookelsewhere man.

Also met another girl whose friend cockblocked me and said they had to go. Hmmmmm. It's hard not to get discouraged in the face of all this but I will try.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 806782 times)