Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 806784 times)

Bebpo · « **Reply #960 on:** October 25, 2011, 11:08:03 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on October 24, 2011, 09:31:12 AM

I'm single 4 life. Fuck dis shit!

It'll happen. Just takes time. Don't worry about it

Bebpo · « **Reply #961 on:** October 25, 2011, 10:51:22 PM »

I need more GUTS

I went to a bar to get tea & cake and there was this cuuute girl at a booth all by herself who was just my type (tall, dark hair, pale), so what do I do? I sit at the booth adjoining hers and because I don't want her to see me staring at her the whole time I sit with my back facing her. Because you know, maybe she'll enjoy staring at the back of my head so much she'll come over and say hi @_@. I am so bad at having GUTS to talk to cute girls

. The worst thing is that she was totally checking me out when I walked in and was looking around for a seat

. I hate myself sometimes for letting opportunities slip away.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #962 on:** October 26, 2011, 12:46:21 AM »

Next time that happens, go up to the girl and say hi. If she isn't interested, she isn't interested. It's not going to destroy you.

YOU CAN DO IT MAN! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #963 on:** October 26, 2011, 05:25:39 AM »

Are you implying you'd make an offer she couldn't refuse?

Getting laid has nothing to do with how much you get paid.

chronovore · « **Reply #964 on:** October 26, 2011, 10:46:47 AM »

Quote from: The Business on October 26, 2011, 06:38:20 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 26, 2011, 05:25:39 AM
Getting laid has nothing to do with how much you get paid.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #965 on:** October 27, 2011, 02:53:22 AM »

Ok ok I kid.

Bebpo · « **Reply #966 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:35:12 AM »

Ok I admit, I am metrosexual effiminate man. Raised by a women, I took after female traits of being shy and insecure. However I don't deny that and I wear it on my skin. I still think I can find a meaningful relationship coming in from that angle.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #967 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:39:24 AM »

Yeah but you wont find that girl hanging in a bar, you will end up with some motherly older type.

Bebpo · « **Reply #968 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:52:48 AM »

Look, I need a wingman, bad. I'm never going to get anywhere sitting alone at a bar when all the girls come in groups of twos or threes.

Since there's no point in me hooking up with girls outside my region, I think I need someone to take a trip to So CA and be my wingman. Pm me if anyone is interested.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #969 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:20:21 AM »

Stop going to bars, you're not ready. You don't need a wing man, you're not some college kid or a 35 year old IT worker. You're a lawyer, you're smart, you're nice/mannered, you're well versed in Japanese culture. You're a god damn renaissance man, b.

You aren't going to die alone. Eventually you'll find someone you like and you'll settle down. No point in worrying about the end game right now, dude. Go have fun and realize if you strike out it doesn't go on your criminal record or some shit (well assuming you aren't sexually assaulting chicks). You just move on. As I said in the other thread, go talk to some women. Regular convos. Hang out at book stores, just reading/drinking coffee. Your personality type clashes too much with the bar scene imo, there's no point in forcing the issue just to check off some "how to score ladies" list.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #970 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:21:21 AM »

Now you're trolling.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #971 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:25:31 AM »

Yes, but that's besides the point. Bepbo doesn't strike me as the type who fits in the bar scene, at least not right now. Once he gets some more confidence sure, but now? He should start with something that's comfortable, like talking to women at work or at the bank. It's not about taking women home to bang, it's honestly about getting comfortable talking to women.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #972 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:27:46 AM »

I distinctly remember reading pages and pages and pages of Bebpo's accounts of happy dating life recently. Am I losing it completely? Where is all this 'haven't talked to a girl in 12 years' crap coming from? Epic troll?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #973 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:30:00 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2011, 04:27:46 AM

I distinctly remember reading pages and pages and pages of Bebpo's accounts of happy dating life recently. Am I losing it completely? Where is all this 'haven't talked to a girl in 12 years' crap coming from? Epic troll?

I'm pretty sure EB is his affirmation station, where he goes to get told everything is ok.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #974 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:33:30 AM »

CASE IN POINT: BrandKnew. Remember all those "waaaah girls wanna suck my dick but i'm scared" posts from not so long ago? Now look at the kid: more pussy than a gynecologist. Remember those pictures he used to post, rocking the "hey gurl let me be your sassy gay friend" funny face? He still dresses like a gay Quaker but that grin doesn't lie. Confidence.

Bepbo will get there, but striking out at the bar won't help. Start slow and build

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #975 on:** October 27, 2011, 04:34:33 AM »

And then EB will turn its beady eyes on you, PD

Mupepe · « **Reply #976 on:** October 27, 2011, 09:06:41 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 27, 2011, 03:35:12 AM

Ok I admit, I am metrosexual effiminate man. Raised by a women, I took after female traits of being shy and insecure. However I don't deny that and I wear it on my skin. I still think I can find a meaningful relationship coming in from that angle.

I for one, am sick and tired of people deducing what is effeminate and what isn't and how we should act and how we shouldn't, and what our interests should be and what they shouldn't be especially when their exposure to manly folks is very slim at best, as if girly people are one entity. My life story. It always comes off as thinly veiled sexism to me, even if used jokingly.

Cormacaroni has his thing, The Business has his thing, Father Mike has his thing, and I have my thing.

So the next time Blue Tsunami makes a post about Euro vocal house music I'm going to make fun of him for not listening heavy metal since he's got a penis and that he's not really a man. And I'm going to drill this into his head every time he posts something that goes against the phallic quo. Because you know, that's funny as shit and not obnoxious, right? But you see, notice how people only make these observations about feminine people as if they have certain expectations. And they'll try to convince you they're not sexist.

I have to deal with this shit as it is in real life, please stop bringing up masculinity into online conversations on a nerd message board that stands as one of few institutions where I can feel comfortable "girling out".

tiesto · « **Reply #977 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:21:21 AM »

Speaking about house music and metal... I've been talking to some nerdy gamer chick from Queens who is into metal and FPS games. Sounds like your average GAFfer's wet dream, girl seems a bit plain but she's skinny so that's always a plus!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #978 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:38:21 PM »

Eh. I've got effiminate mannerisims, but I didn't use it as an excuse.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #979 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:59:48 PM »

As anyone who has listened to an episode of the Cruncheons knows, I've got a pretty whiny voice, but I don't let it stop me from being a meathead alpha.

Mupepe · « **Reply #980 on:** October 27, 2011, 02:00:55 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 27, 2011, 01:59:48 PM

As anyone who has listened to an episode of the Cruncheons knows, I've got a pretty whiny voice, but I don't let it stop me from being a meathead alpha.

shut up and let me touch your abs

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #981 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:06:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 27, 2011, 02:00:55 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 27, 2011, 01:59:48 PM
As anyone who has listened to an episode of the Cruncheons knows, I've got a pretty whiny voice, but I don't let it stop me from being a meathead alpha.
shut up and let me touch your abs

You're gonna have to do some surgery to find em

wrath- yes. Also, your favorite games and movies suck and you have bad taste. See, that was totally in character for me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #982 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:53:27 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 27, 2011, 03:48:22 PM

Dude you're always awesome when you show up, and yet you never accepted my friend request on facebook

I work in a position where I can't be friends with terrorists.

...kidding I'm lazy and if someone doesn't include a message I just don't approve unless I'm sure I know them. I say a lot of stupid shit over fb.

tiesto · « **Reply #983 on:** October 27, 2011, 06:08:52 PM »

So that girl into metal and FPS games... just wrote me this back:

"I haven't played too many American RPGs either. The JRPGs are just done correctly, but it's sad that most developers aren't localizing them outside of Japan anymore due to the costs. You only get the big boys, and Square-Enix seems to be striking out a lot these days. You just don't get the long completely non-linear games with 40 hours of secret weapons and spells/added content from the SNES/PSX/N64/PS2 days anymore. I didn't even hear about DQX, but I just read that SE's stock plummeted after that press release. And I say good! Console MMO's are a plague unto gaming."

omg omg omg.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #984 on:** October 27, 2011, 06:15:12 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 27, 2011, 06:14:50 PM

Sounds like the kind of girl you marry so long as she isn't fat.

And is into anal

Robo · « **Reply #985 on:** October 27, 2011, 06:18:24 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 27, 2011, 06:08:52 PM

So that girl into metal and FPS games... just wrote me this back:

"I haven't played too many American RPGs either. The JRPGs are just done correctly, but it's sad that most developers aren't localizing them outside of Japan anymore due to the costs. You only get the big boys, and Square-Enix seems to be striking out a lot these days. You just don't get the long completely non-linear games with 40 hours of secret weapons and spells/added content from the SNES/PSX/N64/PS2 days anymore. I didn't even hear about DQX, but I just read that SE's stock plummeted after that press release. And I say good! Console MMO's are a plague unto gaming."

omg omg omg.

No way. Someone here is playing a trick on you.

demi · « **Reply #986 on:** October 27, 2011, 06:26:20 PM »

Tiesto

This would only be funny if it ended up with you posting a video of her fat carcass on your bed again

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #987 on:** October 27, 2011, 07:52:31 PM »

Tiesto, if you don't want her, tell her I've got Atelier Totori at my house and I'm DTF.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #988 on:** October 28, 2011, 12:46:36 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 27, 2011, 06:15:12 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 27, 2011, 06:14:50 PM
Sounds like the kind of girl you marry so long as she isn't fat.

And is into anal

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #989 on:** October 28, 2011, 01:31:53 AM »

let's run a boretrain on bebpo and fuck the confidence back into him

like a tauntaun version of human centipede

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #990 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:14:18 AM »

Today was a perfect example of building groundwork by talkin' to women at the job. We're in the process of hiring a new hygienist, so every few days a new one comes and has a working interview. Today we got a pretty hot 30 something chick. I had to go get lunch today, and when I asked everyone what they wanted I got the typical answers: salads for the women, Taco Bell for the doctor. But the new hygienist heard me mention I had Burger King coupons and asked for a double Whopper. No salad, no diet coke, no calling me 100 times reminding me to get two fat free ranch dressings so she can pour both on her large salad (THAT'S NOT HOW DIETING WORKS). A fucking double Whopper with cheese and an ice tea. I was in love.

I knew I was doing something right when she'd come up with excuses to walk over to me and talk during down time. One of our 60+ yo patients was hitting on her, so eventually she came over and (jokingly) complained about it. Good times that made what turned into a shitty day (2 hour emergency appointment right as we were about to leave woohaaa)...fun. Just being nice to her opened conversation doors.

Bepbo, you have chicks in your office, I've seen them. Make some small talk every day. I'm not saying you should pull the bullshit "so, the weather's nice today.." card. Just react within the work environment. Something funny happening? Talk to a chick about it. Say please and thank you. Make eye contact. Building blocks, bro.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #991 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:20:02 AM »

I haven't really bothered to look at this thread much, but I was hoping it would have a GAF |OT|-style opening post, so I was very disappointed. Could we at least have a link to this Wikipedia article?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #992 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:22:11 AM »

As posted in other threads don't start shit at the office unless it's serious or you don't plan on staying in your current job long.

Otherwise everything is greeat

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #993 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:31:58 AM »

Dude is right.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #994 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:30:12 PM »

Topped a guy for the first time last night (my boyfriend). Anal is seriously awesome. It's like velvet, and you fit like a glove.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #995 on:** October 29, 2011, 06:47:30 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 29, 2011, 06:45:57 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2011, 06:30:12 PM
Topped a guy for the first time last night (my boyfriend). Anal is seriously awesome. It's like velvet, and you fit like a glove.
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Serious question, how often is it to have a relationship where there is a top and bottom and no switching?
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Billy Rygar
gaybo journalism

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #996 on:** October 29, 2011, 07:07:10 PM »

Gundam always bottoms in his relationship.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #997 on:** October 29, 2011, 09:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 29, 2011, 06:45:57 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2011, 06:30:12 PM
Topped a guy for the first time last night (my boyfriend). Anal is seriously awesome. It's like velvet, and you fit like a glove.
The 'Bore [likes] this.

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Serious question, how often is it to have a relationship where there is a top and bottom and no switching?
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I'm a bottom and so is he. We're making this shit versatile bro.

But for serious, I don't think it happens very often. The beauty of relationships is variety... I imagine sticking to certain roles gets boring, even in straight relationships.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #998 on:** October 30, 2011, 10:41:57 AM »

totally correct

sometimes i hug my wife from the left side, but sometimes i hug her from the right

oh my

wwjd

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #999 on:** October 30, 2011, 01:00:36 PM »

Sex with dudes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1000 on:** October 30, 2011, 01:13:18 PM »

Zeph has 69 posts

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1001 on:** October 30, 2011, 01:30:26 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2011, 10:41:57 AM

totally correct

sometimes i hug my wife from the left side, but sometimes i hug her from the right

oh my

wwjd

Any Yahweh fearing son of Christ knows that embrace from the left side is THE DEVILS SIDEHUG.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1002 on:** October 30, 2011, 08:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 30, 2011, 01:00:36 PM

Sex with dudes

is better than any sex you've ever had.

chronovore · « **Reply #1003 on:** October 31, 2011, 12:58:14 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 30, 2011, 01:00:36 PM

Sex with dudes

Many of the girls you've been with now feel the same way, I hear.

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1004 on:** October 31, 2011, 11:03:31 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2011, 08:09:03 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 30, 2011, 01:00:36 PM
Sex with dudes
is better than any sex you've ever had.

Keep believing!

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1005 on:** October 31, 2011, 01:26:30 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on October 31, 2011, 11:03:31 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 30, 2011, 08:09:03 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on October 30, 2011, 01:00:36 PM
Sex with dudes
is better than any sex you've ever had.

Keep believing!

In the truth!

tiesto · « **Reply #1006 on:** October 31, 2011, 11:06:02 PM »

Man, too many flaky flaky girls out there! Another week, another series of first dates that will probably never get to a second. How goes all my single brothers in this thread? Hopefully having slightly better luck...

BlackMage · « **Reply #1007 on:** November 03, 2011, 07:34:18 PM »

The hell happened here?!

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1008 on:** November 03, 2011, 09:25:02 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 03, 2011, 07:52:59 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
But for serious, I don't think it happens very often. The beauty of relationships is variety... I imagine sticking to certain roles gets boring, even in straight relationships.

Generally in my relationships I like to be the one who penetrates.

Hey I got no problem with that. I prefer tops. My boyfriend and I just had to work around the fact that we're both bottoms... by topping each other.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1009 on:** November 04, 2011, 03:13:03 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on November 03, 2011, 07:59:03 PM

I heard Black Mage is officially Christina Bale's boyfriend.

it's true. I did the opposite of what you guys told me to do lol, but it worked out.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1010 on:** November 04, 2011, 04:40:27 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 03, 2011, 09:25:02 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 03, 2011, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
But for serious, I don't think it happens very often. The beauty of relationships is variety... I imagine sticking to certain roles gets boring, even in straight relationships.

Generally in my relationships I like to be the one who penetrates.
Hey I got no problem with that. I prefer tops. My boyfriend and I just had to work around the fact that we're both bottoms... by topping each other.

You know, I don't even know what that means man.

And that's cool.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1011 on:** November 04, 2011, 05:18:45 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 04, 2011, 04:40:27 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 03, 2011, 09:25:02 PM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 03, 2011, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
But for serious, I don't think it happens very often. The beauty of relationships is variety... I imagine sticking to certain roles gets boring, even in straight relationships.

Generally in my relationships I like to be the one who penetrates.
Hey I got no problem with that. I prefer tops. My boyfriend and I just had to work around the fact that we're both bottoms... by topping each other.

You know, I don't even know what that means man.

And that's cool.

It's gay language.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1012 on:** November 04, 2011, 05:30:33 AM »

My eeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1013 on:** November 04, 2011, 11:19:45 AM »

they say if you see a gay in the wild, you become a gay

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1014 on:** November 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM »

Unless you pray the gay away.

tiesto · « **Reply #1015 on:** November 04, 2011, 11:43:15 AM »

Seems like stuff is starting to pick up a bit more. I went on a date last nite, and the girl seemed to want to go out again so we made preliminary plans to go out for LI Restaurant Week next week... plus I kissed her on the lips last nite and she reciprocated. So that's a good good sign! Nice girl, loves travel, reading and going out to eat. Getting a lot of emails from new people on OKC too, some of which may have potential. Still gotta meet that one RPG fan girl in person.

demi · « **Reply #1016 on:** November 04, 2011, 11:54:30 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 04, 2011, 04:40:27 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 03, 2011, 09:25:02 PM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 03, 2011, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on October 29, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
But for serious, I don't think it happens very often. The beauty of relationships is variety... I imagine sticking to certain roles gets boring, even in straight relationships.

Generally in my relationships I like to be the one who penetrates.
Hey I got no problem with that. I prefer tops. My boyfriend and I just had to work around the fact that we're both bottoms... by topping each other.

You know, I don't even know what that means man.

And that's cool.

Just say you're versatile.

Eric P · « **Reply #1017 on:** November 04, 2011, 11:55:02 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 04, 2011, 11:52:08 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 04, 2011, 11:19:45 AM
they say if you see a gay in the wild, you become a gay

I thought it was only if you were bitten, and even then you still have a chance if you can get the affected limb off in time.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1018 on:** November 04, 2011, 12:01:35 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on November 04, 2011, 11:55:02 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 04, 2011, 11:52:08 AM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 04, 2011, 11:19:45 AM
they say if you see a gay in the wild, you become a gay

I thought it was only if you were bitten, and even then you still have a chance if you can get the affected limb off in time.

I think you're supposed to make loud noises to scare them off while hiking.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1019 on:** November 04, 2011, 12:32:11 PM »

I'm not a homophobe at all.

I just find men to men sex icky.

I'm all for gay rights, gay people adopting kids, gays in the army etc.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 806784 times)