Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 565205 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #10380 on:** December 26, 2019, 09:55:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/AJQuinn82/status/1210386907600953344

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The former NXT Champion now begins his first reign as a United States Champion by defeating one of WWE’s most decorated Superstars. Andrade earned the title opportunity after claiming a brutal Gauntlet Match win besting Humberto Carrillo.

Catch the newly crowned U.S. Champion on Monday Night Raw at 8/7 C on the USA Network.

Tripon · « **Reply #10381 on:** December 27, 2019, 11:09:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/njpwglobal/status/1210455526129070080

Stro · « **Reply #10382 on:** December 27, 2019, 12:38:58 PM »

Make a US expansion

End the relationship with your US partner

Lose your US TV partnership

Profit

Tripon · « **Reply #10383 on:** December 27, 2019, 09:30:07 PM »

We're doing cuck angles on Smackdown now. Cuck angles with cake.

bork · « **Reply #10384 on:** December 28, 2019, 12:24:51 PM »

Not watching any of this shit for the last couple of weeks

TVC15 · « **Reply #10385 on:** December 28, 2019, 04:45:15 PM »

Lol even JR shittin on AEW

Jim Ross on Dark Order’s show-closing angle: “It was poorly-executed, folks, and hopefully nothing like that will ever occur again.”
https://www.sescoops.com/jim-ross-comments-on-the-dark-order-angle/

“Since the ’70s, how many matches you think I’ve called that were the absolute drizzling sh*ts? Every brand with some big names. You ain’t gotta be an unknown under a mask to s**t the bed. I knew that the crowd did not go crazy on how we went off the air, because I was in the arena.”

JR seems pretty cool. Is his podcast any good or is it usually boring? Does he usually deliver goods like this?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #10386 on:** December 28, 2019, 05:12:18 PM »

AEW has burned though all their good will extra quick, I didn’t think that even their commentators would be shitting on the product by this point in their life span

Trent Dole · « **Reply #10387 on:** December 28, 2019, 06:46:28 PM »

Well some of their posse angles are more than kind of dumb.

Still less terrible than WWE.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10388 on:** December 28, 2019, 07:58:22 PM »

Quote from: BlueLithium on December 28, 2019, 05:12:18 PM

AEW has burned though all their good will extra quick, I didn’t think that even their commentators would be shitting on the product by this point in their life span

They need to shape up quick this year. I suggest the Bucks sign these guys they seem like AEW material.

https://twitter.com/TheJordanOliver/status/1210585302844268546

Stro · « **Reply #10389 on:** December 28, 2019, 08:11:51 PM »

If anyone remembers Lars Sullivan, after taking a leave of absence due to anxiety issues after his past online comments full of racism, homophobia, and sexual talk about Stephanie McMahon resurfaced, then being put on the IR due to surgeries, is back in the online news as a gay for pay video he was in before becoming a wrestler has come to light.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10390 on:** December 28, 2019, 08:19:35 PM »

Quote from: Stro on December 28, 2019, 08:11:51 PM

If anyone remembers Lars Sullivan, after taking a leave of absence due to anxiety issues after his past online comments full of racism, homophobia, and sexual talk about Stephanie McMahon resurfaced, then being put on the IR due to surgeries, is back in the online news as a gay for pay video he was in before becoming a wrestler has come to light.

Link. I love gay for pay. The natural degradation normally involved will be even more tasty knowing a pro wrestling bigot is involved.

Bwahahaha, it’s definitely him. He done.

https://wwfoldschool.com/wwes-lars-sullivan-did-adult-movies-back-in-the-day-photos/

Trent Dole · « **Reply #10391 on:** December 28, 2019, 09:04:54 PM »

lmao, but is he truly the large sullivan? We can't tell from the few images in that story.

Stro · « **Reply #10392 on:** December 28, 2019, 09:06:12 PM »

I bet a gay dude could make some extra scratch pretending to be straight for gay for pay flicks

TVC15 · « **Reply #10393 on:** December 28, 2019, 09:15:14 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on December 28, 2019, 09:04:54 PM

lmao, but is he truly the large sullivan? We can't tell from the few images in that story.

No. He does not deliver. I will post in nsfw thread. His career in both industries is done.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #10394 on:** December 28, 2019, 10:09:00 PM »

lol roid dong

Tripon · « **Reply #10395 on:** December 30, 2019, 02:05:17 PM »

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Stro · « **Reply #10396 on:** December 30, 2019, 02:10:19 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #10397 on:** December 30, 2019, 08:08:02 PM »

This is the most attitude era WWE has been in a long while. So I'm ready for Bobby Lashley to give his dick to Lana on screen tonight.

dkdk · « **Reply #10398 on:** December 30, 2019, 08:44:13 PM »

its the payoff we deserve for putting up w/ their story line for 4 months.

nachobro · « **Reply #10399 on:** December 30, 2019, 08:52:55 PM »

where is el idolo?

bork · « **Reply #10400 on:** December 30, 2019, 09:11:41 PM »

OK, missed the first hour of Raw. What did I mi--

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Rowan approaches Lana backstage and asks why he wasn't invited to her wedding. Rowan talks to his covered cage in his hand and says "we don't care anyway." Rowan screams then walks away, and Lana looks confused.

nachobro · « **Reply #10401 on:** December 30, 2019, 09:24:54 PM »

street profits with the sparkle jackets

Tripon · « **Reply #10402 on:** December 30, 2019, 09:48:20 PM »

Well, if you wanted the Street Profits to explain the concept of the multiverse. Well, there you go.

Tripon · « **Reply #10403 on:** December 30, 2019, 10:01:30 PM »

bork · « **Reply #10404 on:** December 30, 2019, 10:10:55 PM »

Orton fakes an injury for a day, then after a 10 minute segment, tells AJ Styles "You're patient, I'm not" before doing an RKO.

Uh...shouldn't that be the opposite?

nachobro · « **Reply #10405 on:** December 30, 2019, 10:13:50 PM »

el campeon

nachobro · « **Reply #10406 on:** December 30, 2019, 10:17:35 PM »

closing out 2019 with a roman/dolph match on fox's nye show lmao

Tripon · « **Reply #10407 on:** December 30, 2019, 10:59:41 PM »

What the fuck is happening?

Tripon · « **Reply #10408 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:04:30 PM »

They did an overrun for this!

bork · « **Reply #10409 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:04:33 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on December 30, 2019, 10:59:41 PM

What the fuck is happening?

bork · « **Reply #10410 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:04:58 PM »

Makes me miss THREE MINUTES.

bork · « **Reply #10411 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:05:59 PM »

Liv Morgan now?

Tripon · « **Reply #10412 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:07:17 PM »

7 minute and counting overrun.

bork · « **Reply #10413 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:07:20 PM »

HOT LESBIAN ACTION now? Is Bischoff back?

dkdk · « **Reply #10414 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:07:51 PM »

boy i would've never guessed this would main event the last Raw of the decade...

with a 10 minute overrun

bork · « **Reply #10415 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:07:55 PM »

Liv is like Hogan-level orange, wtf

bork · « **Reply #10416 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:08:45 PM »

Lana pantsu~ at least.

Never before have we needed a new Three Minute Warning faction.

bork · « **Reply #10417 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:10:04 PM »

Rusev of course in the cake

This is beyond bad, lmao.

bork · « **Reply #10418 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:11:17 PM »

So all of that was to set up Liv as Rusev's buddy now? LOL.

bork · « **Reply #10419 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:12:30 PM »

That was peak wrestlecrap right there. Best way to end a decade of shit.

Tripon · « **Reply #10420 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:12:58 PM »

Somebody didn't give Rusev the cue. All that stalling.

nachobro · « **Reply #10421 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:29:42 PM »

Didn't watch the ending but it sounds like Heyman is just redoing more 2004 Smackdown stories

Tripon · « **Reply #10422 on:** December 31, 2019, 01:01:01 AM »

https://twitter.com/candicelerey/status/1211880066352726016

bork · « **Reply #10423 on:** December 31, 2019, 08:49:16 PM »

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-- Last night's WWE Raw - anchored by the Lana/Bobby Lashley wedding angle - was up huge in overnight viewership numbers generating an average of 2.433 million viewers - compared to last week's near record low 1.835 million.

-- Raw was #4, #5 and #6 on the night in the 18-49 demographic among cable shows, while finishing 7th in total viewership. While there was no NFL competition for the first time in months, Raw did go up against a college football game that led the way with over 6 million viewers.

-- Hourly figures are below, showing a much lower degradation, which probably supports the notion that the Lana/Lashley wedding attracted viewers and did a good job keeping them through the 10-minute overrun.

* Hour 1 - 2.525 million

* Hour 2 - 2.464 million

* Hour 3 - 2.328 million

dkdk · « **Reply #10424 on:** December 31, 2019, 08:54:02 PM »

i can't say i wasnt sports entertained.

raw as a whole was alright actually

bork · « **Reply #10425 on:** January 01, 2020, 10:52:43 AM »

Cross-posting this gem:

Stro · « **Reply #10426 on:** January 01, 2020, 06:55:55 PM »

Will be interesting to see what the ratings are tomorrow, since NXT did a weirdly huge number last week on Christmas unopposed, but AEW has stacked their show but also took a week off and were hemorrhaging viewers before. I wonder if the week off will come back to bite them.

bork · « **Reply #10427 on:** January 01, 2020, 08:09:21 PM »

Is NXT a live show tonight or a "best-of" show? Turned it on to see old footage, then switched to AE-Dub.

Stro · « **Reply #10428 on:** January 01, 2020, 08:17:29 PM »

No idea. I didn't watch last week and don't know what they had planned this week. I think they've had minimal matches and mostly awards and recaps in the past few years but that was when it was an hour long an on the Network, not 2 hours on USA.

bork · « **Reply #10429 on:** January 01, 2020, 08:19:20 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 01, 2020, 08:17:29 PM

No idea. I didn't watch last week and don't know what they had planned this week. I think they've had minimal matches and mostly awards and recaps in the past few years but that was when it was an hour long an on the Network, not 2 hours on USA.

Didn't watch last week either, but they had matches that they taped prior to air. Read the current results and it appears to just be a two hour recap of various matches from 2019. Dunno if I'm going to stick with AEW either since at this point I just don't care about most of the roster, but hey, background filler for video games I guess.

bork · « **Reply #10430 on:** January 01, 2020, 08:49:50 PM »

Nope. Can't take this Dark Order faction seriously. At all.

Stro · « **Reply #10431 on:** January 01, 2020, 08:56:21 PM »

They're probably about to get turned into a comedy group and BERRIED

bork · « **Reply #10432 on:** January 01, 2020, 08:58:37 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 01, 2020, 08:56:21 PM

They're probably about to get turned into a comedy group and BERRIED

There's now a WCW era Ole Anderson "disembodied Shockmaster-like voice" who is their leader in these segments.

Stro · « **Reply #10433 on:** January 01, 2020, 08:59:44 PM »

Shit Ole probably isn't doing anything but seething with hatred, might be him

bork · « **Reply #10434 on:** January 01, 2020, 09:02:16 PM »

Excalibur using the word "maneuver" on commentary- is Vince secretly producing this?

bork · « **Reply #10435 on:** January 01, 2020, 09:05:50 PM »

Please never let Sammy ever talk again.

bork · « **Reply #10436 on:** January 01, 2020, 09:08:21 PM »

Jericho offering Moxley "49% of The Inner Circle, LLC" if he joins and a Ford GT.

Tripon · « **Reply #10437 on:** January 01, 2020, 09:08:29 PM »

RELEASE THE DARK ORDER.

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From their AEW contract.

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Tripon · « **Reply #10438 on:** January 01, 2020, 09:08:43 PM »

JOIN THE INNER CIRCLE. GET A FORD GT.

bork · « **Reply #10439 on:** January 01, 2020, 09:09:23 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 01, 2020, 09:08:43 PM

JOIN THE INNER CIRCLE. GET A FORD GT.

The Ford costs "millions of dollars" (wut) and "they all pitched in to buy it." So LE CHAMP can't afford it on his own?

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Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 565205 times)