Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 565501 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #9360 on:** October 25, 2019, 08:11:05 PM »

Whose writer's girlfriend did Chad Gable fuck to get this shit?

Stro · « **Reply #9361 on:** October 25, 2019, 08:17:13 PM »

Every time I see something about Chad Gable, this is the first thing I always think of:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/yall-really-expect-me-to-believe-chad-gable-aint-a-distinguished mentally-challenged fellow-heelish-came-with-the-receipts.461098/

Tripon · « **Reply #9362 on:** October 25, 2019, 08:30:29 PM »

If you were wondering if WWE would follow their own rules. The answer is no. Rey Misterio is on Smackdown.

Stro · « **Reply #9363 on:** October 25, 2019, 08:33:41 PM »

Why they hell didn't they put him on Smackdown to begin with since A. He's always been associated with Smackdown and B. The Cain/Brock angle is on Smackdown and Rey is a key part of it.

Tripon · « **Reply #9364 on:** October 25, 2019, 08:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 25, 2019, 08:33:41 PM

Why they hell didn't they put him on Smackdown to begin with since A. He's always been associated with Smackdown and B. The Cain/Brock angle is on Smackdown and Rey is a key part of it.

I wonder if the plan after Crown Jewel is to put both Cain and Rey on RAW so they can be a second Brock of "OMG, MMA GUY CLEANING UP EVERYTHING" with his quasi manager. But WWE didn't think of what it meant to keep people seperated in an era where everything has to be promoted for the PPV to drive up subs.

WWE is the definition of a reactive organization.

Also, Lacy Evans is back to being a heel. Her being a face lasted for one match?

Stro · « **Reply #9365 on:** October 25, 2019, 08:40:24 PM »

Do they still do her entrance with the camera going straight into her asshole?

Tripon · « **Reply #9366 on:** October 25, 2019, 08:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 25, 2019, 08:40:24 PM

Do they still do her entrance with the camera going straight into her asshole?

They seemed to focus more on her boobs.

Drew Gulak brought back the power point!

Tripon · « **Reply #9367 on:** October 25, 2019, 09:34:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/Fight_Ghost/status/1187887915763814400
https://twitter.com/DanWeiner/status/1187902273155948544
https://twitter.com/OnMMA/status/1187902236237664258
Still undefeated!

Stro · « **Reply #9368 on:** October 25, 2019, 09:40:01 PM »

Sami Callihan took the TNA title off of Brian Cage at the Impact tapings and Tessa Blanchard challenged him

Tessa gonna be the first woman TNA Heavyweight Champion

Tripon · « **Reply #9369 on:** October 25, 2019, 09:51:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/GetDaTables/status/1187907818407518209

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9370 on:** October 25, 2019, 09:56:30 PM »

I'll never for the life of me understand why Rey is worried about Eddie Guerrero's son

Stro · « **Reply #9371 on:** October 25, 2019, 10:08:37 PM »

Wish Rey would have gone through that wall

bork · « **Reply #9372 on:** October 26, 2019, 12:09:44 AM »

I thought that clip was edited with the way the EMT guy was repeating the same thing so many times.

GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS
GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS
GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS
GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS
GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS
GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS
GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS
GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS

GUYS I NEED SOME SPACE HERE I NEED SOME SPACE HERE GUYS

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9373 on:** October 26, 2019, 12:19:37 AM »

I'm sure some overpaid writer monkey came up with that line and that was the poor idiot extras only instruction, just to say that stupid thing over and over again until Bork showed up and wrecked everybody

Tripon · « **Reply #9374 on:** October 26, 2019, 12:25:41 AM »

https://twitter.com/MarkRedbeliever/status/1187929778260762624

TVC15 · « **Reply #9375 on:** October 26, 2019, 01:22:24 AM »

Joe Bob just read a letter from Jericho on his Halloween Shudder marathon.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9376 on:** October 26, 2019, 01:25:26 AM »

...and Joe Bob just described the Judas effect.

bork · « **Reply #9377 on:** October 26, 2019, 01:27:03 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on October 26, 2019, 12:25:41 AM

https://twitter.com/MarkRedbeliever/status/1187929778260762624

Quote

The third professional MMA bout of former WWE Superstar turned AEW wrestler Jake Hager ended in controversy on Saturday night at Bellator 321.

During the Bellator MMA event held at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Uncasville, Connecticut on Saturday, October 25th, Hager, formerly known as Jack Swagger, saw his third MMA bout end in a "No Contest" ruling.

Hager's bout with MMA heavyweight fighter Anthony Garrett in the opener on the Bellator 321 televised card on Saturday, the fight was stopped less than two minutes after the action got underway due to Hager landing a hard groin shot on his opponent, the second for him in under 30 seconds.

The referee of the fight, veteran MMA official Dan Miragliotta ruled Hager's low blows unintentional and thus, because the fight wasn't able to proceed, it was ruled as a "No Contest."

Hager represented All Elite Wrestling (AEW) at the Bellator 321 event, as he had an AEW banner in his corner and three of the fellow members of Chris Jericho's faction, The Inner Circle -- Sammy Guevara, Santana and Ortiz -- were sitting front row for the fight.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9378 on:** October 26, 2019, 03:06:39 AM »

nachobro · « **Reply #9379 on:** October 26, 2019, 02:11:39 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 25, 2019, 07:44:33 PM

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(I mean it's pretty good, but not as good as NXT)

NXT is very good but it really just feels like "better WWE" to me right now. AEW/Impact are just copycat WWE and Raw/SD are average to bad WWE. Power is the only thing that feels unique and that's got me into it.

Quote from: Stro on October 25, 2019, 09:40:01 PM

Sami Callihan took the TNA title off of Brian Cage at the Impact tapings and Tessa Blanchard challenged him

Tessa gonna be the first woman TNA Heavyweight Champion

So...why not just give her the X Division title at your biggest PPV and have her use Option C? Or have Sami win at the PPV? Strange.

Tripon · « **Reply #9380 on:** October 26, 2019, 10:27:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/AnthonyOgogo/status/1188238878093860865

Tripon · « **Reply #9381 on:** October 27, 2019, 11:35:55 AM »

I'm watching some Being the Elite. Scripted back stage stuff that WWE would do. I understand this isn't really TV quality, but they should at least mirror this on AEW's official channel, or least do some cross promotion. Its not like this is some unofficial stuff that's not 'company' approved. The Young Bucks, Omega, Cody, and all the wrestlers are all AEW approved.

bork · « **Reply #9382 on:** October 27, 2019, 02:38:40 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #9383 on:** October 28, 2019, 01:17:29 AM »

https://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/wwe-statement-jordan-myles-shirt/

bork · « **Reply #9384 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:30:01 AM »

Quote

The new shirt currently for sale on WWE’s custom site now resembles the Space Jam logo.

bork · « **Reply #9385 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:55:59 AM »

https://twitter.com/83Weeks/status/1187074543560646658

nachobro · « **Reply #9386 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:55:27 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on October 28, 2019, 01:17:29 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/wwe-statement-jordan-myles-shirt/

So what kind of offer did ACH get from AEW that he's making a big stink over a shirt that hasn't been on sale for a month and that he approved in the first place?

Is there really a demand for "wrestler that dresses up like anime men"?

nachobro · « **Reply #9387 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:36:52 AM »

he's also posting wwe corporate email addresses on his twitter and called jay lethal an uncle tom out of nowhere

Stro · « **Reply #9388 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:42:26 AM »

He also posted a video saying WWE doesn't care about black people and flipping off the camera, and also said he did approve the logo but it was on a white shirt and it wasn't until he saw it on a black shirt that he said wtf (which why they were showing him not black when literally every WWE shirt comes in black as the first option) but it seems like he's deleted most of his stuff.

This might be the quickest "get me the fuck out of this place" I've seen in recent WWE history. I don't think he even started working house shows with NXT until March or something.

nachobro · « **Reply #9389 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:44:20 AM »

he deleted the uncle tom tweet but lol

bork · « **Reply #9390 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:47:06 AM »

https://twitter.com/GoGoMyles/status/1188395696715681792

nachobro · « **Reply #9391 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:48:17 AM »

guess that sounds better than "i'm trying to get released asap"

bork · « **Reply #9392 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:48:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/Lknpoolman/status/1188838794058964993

nachobro · « **Reply #9393 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:52:14 AM »

"No t-shirts were sold"

that corporate shit talk

bork · « **Reply #9394 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:55:21 AM »

He also had a tweet saying "WWE doesn't care about black people," which he deleted.

nachobro · « **Reply #9395 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:57:21 AM »

and on the aew side, cody is bragging about firing the pyro guy for scaring his dog at all out even though anyone with sense wouldn't have brought their dog out at a wrestling show

Stro · « **Reply #9396 on:** October 28, 2019, 12:03:26 PM »

Also the NXT roster haven't had their pay increased from moving to USA like they were promised 2 months ago

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9397 on:** October 28, 2019, 01:42:29 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on October 28, 2019, 11:57:21 AM

and on the aew side, cody is bragging about firing the pyro guy for scaring his dog at all out even though anyone with sense wouldn't have brought their dog out at a wrestling show

Well that's dumb, mistakes happen, and yeah on him for bringing doggo out in such a noisy environment.

Stro · « **Reply #9398 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:27:54 PM »

Kind of weird he first said he didn't approve of the design but then said he did and didn't see the problem until he saw it on a black shirt and then when he brought up his issues with it they immediately changed it, but he deleted both of those tweets because that really changes the context of his complaint, imo.

nachobro · « **Reply #9399 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:41:31 PM »

it's almost like he's just throwing a tantrum on the internet for attention

Stro · « **Reply #9400 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:21:27 PM »

I think it's more he regrets signing with WWE and wants out or he's having a bit of a breakdown as he was also throwing bombs at other companies as well. Not the first time WWE had ground the passion out of someone or been accused of being racist, of course.

nachobro · « **Reply #9401 on:** October 28, 2019, 03:38:37 PM »

i seem to remember him having some trouble with ROH and no-showing an event or something as well as talking shit about them, only reason i think it might be a him thing. not saying wwe doesn't have race issues, of course they do, but i wonder what else is going on with this.

Stro · « **Reply #9402 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:03:05 PM »

ROH has a terrible track record with black talents, though. Pretty much the entire existence of the company and through multiple bookers and owners.

EDIT: Seems he hasn't reported to the PC in weeks

bork · « **Reply #9403 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:08:39 PM »

Kabuki Warriors finally both looking more "heel" and "kabuki"

Spitting green mist at and ditching Paige

bork · « **Reply #9404 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:29:01 PM »

"Gum Gun Cannon?"

Did Dio Madden just drop a One Piece reference??

bork · « **Reply #9405 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:45:45 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/ClassicChad76/status/1188972777866436610

Tripon · « **Reply #9406 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:28:49 PM »

Do the Viking Raiders just get booked with squash matches?

Tripon · « **Reply #9407 on:** October 28, 2019, 10:51:54 PM »

The main event of this week's Raw is the cucking angle.

bork · « **Reply #9408 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:02:43 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on October 28, 2019, 10:51:54 PM

The main event of this week's Raw is the giant dading angle.

https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1189013200525811714
https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1189013728433508352
https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1189014375312568320

dkdk · « **Reply #9409 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:12:32 PM »

that was more entertaining than it had any right to be

but how do you end the show on that segment

that's some 9:30 shit

Quote from: bork on October 28, 2019, 11:02:43 PM

https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1189013728433508352

the internet's gonna get some mileage out of this one

Tripon · « **Reply #9410 on:** October 29, 2019, 01:25:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/fightbobby/status/1189016651221610496

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #9411 on:** October 29, 2019, 04:51:18 AM »

Quote from: bork on October 28, 2019, 08:08:39 PM

Kabuki Warriors finally both looking more "heel" and "kabuki"

Spitting green mist at and ditching Paige

I will say it: Asuka is an American treasure. We have claimed her as our own and hope she spends her remaining days spitting mist at suckas and making delightful youtube videos.

Paige is awful, good riddance to her. The Kabuki warriors didn't need a mouthpiece, especially one who wasn't a particularly good speaker.
The mist sequence on Raw tonight was pretty weird, though. Paige can't do anything physical, so Asuka danced while Paige screamed for water.

I would also like to see Asuka wear her scary clown makeup.

bork · « **Reply #9412 on:** October 29, 2019, 07:17:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1189052909415067648

Stro · « **Reply #9413 on:** October 29, 2019, 08:00:39 AM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on October 29, 2019, 04:51:18 AM

Quote from: bork on October 28, 2019, 08:08:39 PM
Kabuki Warriors finally both looking more "heel" and "kabuki"

Spitting green mist at and ditching Paige

I will say it: Asuka is an American treasure. We have claimed her as our own and hope she spends her remaining days spitting mist at suckas and making delightful youtube videos.

Paige is awful, good riddance to her. The Kabuki warriors didn't need a mouthpiece, especially one who wasn't a particularly good speaker.
The mist sequence on Raw tonight was pretty weird, though. Paige can't do anything physical, so Asuka danced while Paige screamed for water.

I would also like to see Asuka wear her scary clown makeup.

SPOOKY CLOWNS ~~SCARE~~ AROUSE ME

bork · « **Reply #9414 on:** October 29, 2019, 11:07:50 AM »

Last week's Smackdown was on FS1 due to other programming (baseball?) and received the lowest ratings SD has ever had.

Better re-hire Bischoff so you can blame him and can him again, Vince!

nachobro · « **Reply #9415 on:** October 29, 2019, 11:19:16 AM »

world series dominated the ratings with 11mil+ viewers so pretty much everything else got rekt. i'm always surprised by baseball doing so well cause it is perhaps the most boring sport of all time.

there's another WS game tonight so expect down ratings for both AEW and NXT

bork · « **Reply #9416 on:** October 29, 2019, 11:35:08 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on October 29, 2019, 11:19:16 AM

world series dominated the ratings with 11mil+ viewers so pretty much everything else got rekt. i'm always surprised by baseball doing so well cause it is perhaps the most boring sport of all time.

there's another WS game tonight so expect down ratings for both AEW and NXT

AEW annihilated SD ratings again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

nachobro · « **Reply #9417 on:** October 29, 2019, 11:37:47 AM »

reading the raw recap, seems like most of the same but asuka/kairi new look is pretty dope. might dig around for the aj/humberto match cause that sounds like it'd be an actual legit match.

bork · « **Reply #9418 on:** October 29, 2019, 11:39:23 AM »

Crown Jewel is this...Thursday? Hasn't it been on Fridays in the past? Dunno if I'm gonna bother watching it live or the whole show, then.

Quote from: nachobro on October 29, 2019, 11:37:47 AM

reading the raw recap, seems like most of the same but asuka/kairi new look is pretty dope. might dig around for the aj/humberto match cause that sounds like it'd be an actual legit match.

Seemed like a good enough match from the little I paid attention to from it. Amazing that this was not the main event and the cuckold shit was instead.

nachobro · « **Reply #9419 on:** October 29, 2019, 11:41:05 AM »

i assume it's on thursday so they can fly those poor bastards back to work smackdown the next day

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