Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 2696629 times)

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Nicca got dossiers on his fellow nthings :hitler
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Gotta keep score somehow. :yeshrug

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Arguing over fucking groceries. Jesus Christ.


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Dickie Dee

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Arguing over fucking groceries. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, who needs food :heh
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Didn't think it was possible to be a bigger bunch of virgins than video gamers, but soccer fans take the cake.

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I can bet you Destiny shows up on WiiU at some later date or even September 9th but who would know about that version?



That's a good one. Outside of Call of Duty, which does that whole silent release thing on Wii U, what would benefit Bungie/Activision for releasing a version on a dead console?

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Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?
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Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

When I was younger, I worked as a cashier, and I witnessed a lot of stuff like this. Sometimes it angered me. But in retrospect, it's like who cares? If someone wants to use their government assistance to slowly kill themselves, then that's their prerogative. Either way I'm paying the same amount of taxes and they're being alotted the same amount of money, doesn't really matter.  :yeshrug Plus I can look at people like that and feel a little bit better about myself which is always nice.

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Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

never actually seen this particular tableau
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I've seen it plenty, but it helps I worked at a grocery store. I've also known some people who used their stamps to trade discounted groceries for cash. Not really much you can do about that, though.

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Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

never actually seen this particular tableau

I've seen it a few times. It's usually a mother/daughter combo or 2 sisters. Usually in grocery stores in the shittier parts of town. Another thing I have noticed is that the groceries in these store are more expensive than in the nicer parts of town. These stores know they will get a large part of the local EBT money and raise their prices.
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Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?
be happy I can afford non-shit food, be happy I am in good shape, and do my thing :P

sometimes i think dudes who complain excessively about this stuff should go to a shitty supermarket and peek down the 99c aisle, or just look at how cheap shitty food really is. yeah, shitty supermarkets have a discount aisle. it's all junk, grade-c little snooki snacks, starch-in-a-box, room temp cheese shapes, and canned fruit 'cocktail'.

I was on food stamps as a kid and my wife makes fun of my childhood nachos (frito lays, canned chili, sliced velveeta, and ketchup)  :'(

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These were my nachos growing up.  :drool :lawd

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lunchables were the bomb. one of those and a squeezit :lawd

and a pop tart in the morning :whew

generic mac & cheese with hotdogs at night :rejoice
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Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?

It's an interesting negative cycle. We subsidize sugar production for farmers which creates cheap unhealthy food, then people (whether they're on welfare or not) get on the path to DIABETUS and horrible oral health.

My problem is that we're setting up people for long term health problems, be they on welfare or not. And it's screwing up the health system. I'd like to get rid of subsidies at the least, and if fresh produce was readily available I'd love to tax the shit out of heavy sugar products.

One of the worst things I've seen was a mom with fucking Mountain Dew in a sippie cup, feeding her 2 year old. That's child abuse.
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it was really the chips and chili she would rag on the most. don't blame her tho



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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=837374
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=838160

ehy guys, err... videogames are cool i guess?

who could have guessed the XSEED employee would aggressively defend the sexualization of underage anime girls?

They are quick to jump to defend any new release from EVEN NAYSAYERS on boards.  I got shit from one of them for saying that playing Senran Kagura Burst would be a step backwards from Shinovi Versus.  Not sure how anyone could disagree with that, but hey XSeed didn't have SV to localize at the time so clearly it sucked! 
« Last Edit: June 16, 2014, 11:16:54 AM by bork laser »
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116781956&postcount=41

these threads always deliver

Didn't you hear? EA is refusing to support Nintendo's stillborne console as revenge for not using Origin, because massive corporations are known to make major decisions based on emotions.

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They're leaving literally tens of dollars on the table.
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They're leaving literally tens of dollars on the table.


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I think EA took this decision before E3, even prior to the Mario Kart 8 effect on sales. I believe they will somehow regret it if Wii U keeps taking off: they could have made some money.
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Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?
One of the worst things I've seen was a mom with fucking Mountain Dew in a sippie cup, feeding her 2 year old. That's child abuse.

"Mountain Dew Mouth"
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Constantly bathe your teeth in sugar. :kobeyuck

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116781956&postcount=41

these threads always deliver

Hey, I posted similar earlier!  :'( :fbm


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He's totally right, though.  :shh
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"Mountain Dew Mouth"

More like non-flouridated water, poor hygiene and a lack of access to dental care.




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I used to groan every time I came across "might/could/should of."

But today I saw "sort've" and almost had stroke.
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Well guys, only another 100 more pages (default view) until 1000. Again. I think you have now posted over 3000 pages of content dedicated to GAF.
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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=837374
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=838160

ehy guys, err... videogames are cool i guess?

who could have guessed the XSEED employee would aggressively defend the sexualization of underage anime girls?
Well one of them was on Hardcoregaming101's boards trying to play up Akiba's Trip as some sexual progressive game.

http://hg101.proboards.com/thread/11369/akibas-trip-gender-representation

I get that you gotta sell a game and you're a company that dabbles in these kinds of games, but there's no reason to try to make a spade something else.

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"Mountain Dew Mouth"

More like non-flouridated water, poor hygiene and a lack of access to dental care.

Yeah, if you're regularly rinsing your mouth out with Mountain Dew and then not brushing your teeth at all, that's the kind of things that's going to happen.
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Food stamps is a great program. But how can it not skeev you when there are 2 350 pounders in line ahead of you with 4 dozen cupcakes, heavy breathing due to caloric anticipation, and the smell of diabetes in the air?
One of the worst things I've seen was a mom with fucking Mountain Dew in a sippie cup, feeding her 2 year old. That's child abuse.

"Mountain Dew Mouth"

It's disgusting, and rampant in inner cities and rural areas, although suburban areas aren't great either. We had a big ass chart in the dental office that listed various drinks from neutral (water) to the highest acidity (battery acid). Guess who one is closest to battery acid brehs. Children shouldn't be drinking that shit, or just about any pop IMO. Especially because most children have poor or average oral hygiene.

We saw a kid who had cavities in nearly 20 baby teeth. I talked to the mom about it and she told me straight to my face that her kid didn't drink pop or eat candy, so there's no way she had so many cavities. I wanted to just ask her if she thought I was stupid.

One of the best things about Obamacare is that it opens access to dental care for nearly every child in the US (that doesn't live in a red state at least). But I'd love to see preventive reach beyond the dental office, IE get pop out of schools and tax that shit.
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Well guys, only another 100 more pages (default view) until 1000. Again. I think you have now posted over 3000 pages of content dedicated to GAF.

Quite the achievement considering we don't really care about GAF.
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Arguing over fucking groceries. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, who needs food :heh
Yes, because haggling over groceries is the requirement to obtain sustenance. 

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116781956&postcount=41

these threads always deliver

Hey, I posted similar earlier!  :'( :fbm


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Deepthroat CDProjectRed a little harder, breh.

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He's totally right, though.  :shh
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Dentists have raised concerns about sippy cups and iced tea in Germany, too. I agree poor hygiene has something to do with it, but that alone won't rot your teeth down to black stumps. We don't fluoridate the water here either, but someone who is on a drip feed of soda or other sugary stuff isn't drinking much tap water anyway. It's the constant exposure to sugar that does it. It's like placing your teeth in cultured petri dish.

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Well guys, only another 100 more pages (default view) until 1000. Again. I think you have now posted over 3000 pages of content dedicated to GAF.

Quite the achievement considering we don't really care for GAF.
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Well guys, only another 100 more pages (default view) until 1000. Again. I think you have now posted over 3000 pages of content dedicated to GAF.

We're probably going to reach 100 pages of vomit-related content this week  :usacry

I really need to start my Bodily Functions |OT|. I can't stop shitting and I need advice. I'm at the office and this is unacceptable.
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For the love of god, it's happening again. Won't someone please give me advice?
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For the love of god, it's happening again. Won't someone please give me advice?

Hold it in.

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There's no medication to stop this?  Nothing that will quickly dry out my ass?
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There's no medication to stop this?  Nothing that will quickly dry out my ass?

What is the condition? Constant shitting and constant vomiting sounds like a stomach/intestines thing.
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Kah-wah-eee :wag
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oh god this is the worst one yet
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oh god this is the worst one yet

Liquid, chunky or solid?  ???


Well guys, only another 100 more pages (default view) until 1000. Again. I think you have now posted over 3000 pages of content dedicated to GAF.

2500 of those pages are dick-related tho

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this whole time I thought figure-GAF was a bunch of bros comparing Spawn figurines

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lunchables were the bomb. one of those and a squeezit :lawd

and a pop tart in the morning :whew

generic mac & cheese with hotdogs at night :rejoice

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Did you put the hot dogs in the mac & cheese doe?

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Nom nom, I can go for some mac and cheese.  I have to fast for a blood test tomorrow, though :(
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I had to fast for one a few weeks ago but I wasn't eating because I was sad so it was the easiest fast of my life.  :jawalrus