Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 2692372 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38940 on:** July 13, 2014, 01:47:44 PM »

I just realized he typed "Bacac"

my brain must have auto-corrected it on the first read

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38941 on:** July 13, 2014, 01:50:14 PM »

I read it as Barac orginally and started dancing IMMEDIATELY.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38942 on:** July 13, 2014, 01:50:55 PM »

I googled Barac and still don't know what you're talking about, girl.

Rufus · « **Reply #38943 on:** July 13, 2014, 01:52:22 PM »

Look on Youtube.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38944 on:** July 13, 2014, 01:52:33 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #38945 on:** July 13, 2014, 02:01:32 PM »

Sunday-Bore

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38946 on:** July 13, 2014, 02:07:50 PM »

it's so sanctified, friends

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://mediatakeout.com/249750/mto-world-super-exclusive-pic-atlanta-pastor-caught-on-film-taking-his-male-companion-to-the-salon-to-get-his-nails-done.html

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Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38947 on:** July 13, 2014, 02:10:05 PM »

i always love how his pastor suit looks like something a cult leader on some random episode of battlestar galactica or star trek would wear

Rufus · « **Reply #38948 on:** July 13, 2014, 02:14:58 PM »

I never knew the context of that gif. I always thought it was from some super villain sketch or something.

Momo · « **Reply #38949 on:** July 13, 2014, 02:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 13, 2014, 12:38:37 PM

As an Indian man I find the slur Paki pretty funny. It's an actual insult to be called a pakistani

I work with a couple of Indian dudes, as my bit of daily racism I keep calling them Pakistani. I'm sure you can appreciate the seething rage I get in return

Dennis · « **Reply #38950 on:** July 13, 2014, 02:54:09 PM »

Now I am hungry for some Tandoori chicken.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38951 on:** July 13, 2014, 03:03:03 PM »

Mufuckas making me want to stop by the Indian food restaurant for a kati roll.

Squiddy · « **Reply #38952 on:** July 13, 2014, 03:17:16 PM »

PD trigger warning:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854464

Dennis · « **Reply #38953 on:** July 13, 2014, 03:22:43 PM »

Arby's goes on the list of American fast food places I have to visit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38954 on:** July 13, 2014, 03:32:32 PM »

Arbys is ok. I like Reubens and theirs isn't bad. However I'm rarely in the mood to eat a sandwich with as much meat that you find in the average Arbys sandwich.

Their fries are overrated IMO. I prefer their onion rings.

Pickles the Firecat · « **Reply #38955 on:** July 13, 2014, 03:32:45 PM »

About to send that lunch order in brehs. Rogan josh and garlic naan w/ mango lassi. Gonna be delicious in here

Superstar · « **Reply #38956 on:** July 13, 2014, 03:45:19 PM »

Arby's was the GOAT when they did five roast beefs for 5 bucks.

How the fuck has the price risen so much, so quickly? Is there a national shortage of roast beef I'm not aware of?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38957 on:** July 13, 2014, 04:16:43 PM »

Quote from: Pickles the Firecat on July 13, 2014, 03:32:45 PM

About to send that lunch order in brehs. Rogan josh and garlic naan w/ mango lassi. Gonna be delicious in here

Everytime I go into an ethnic restaurant to pick my food up I either get

or

stares.

= Chinese, Mediterranean, Arab, Japanese restaurants

= Indian, Mexican restaurants

spoiler (click to show/hide)

= Somalian restaurant

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There's a really good Mexican restaurant about 10 minutes from my place. Pretty sure it's a family run business, and every now and then the daughter works the cash register. She's a perfectly built thick Latina, probably 18-21. Every time time I go there and talk to her I get straight up death stares from the old lady and dudes in the back. I'm just giving her my order name and paying for my food while participating in whatever small talk that naturally occurs, I've never tried anything. Shit is hilarious.

And the Indian place, smh. I expect some camaraderie amongst them dark dudes but nah, I guess they're threatened/ashamed by my confidence. Fine ass chick works the cashier there too.

fizzel · « **Reply #38958 on:** July 13, 2014, 04:26:11 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 13, 2014, 12:42:56 PM

Quote from: fizzel on July 13, 2014, 12:40:31 PM
The indians i've known don't hesitate to the use the word paki, secular pakistanis i have the most casual acquaintance with have used the word paki with me to describe their more "traditional" brethren.

sikhs and hindu's are even starting to rail against the word asian. And quite frankly i can't blame them.

A hindu calling a pakistani "paki"?

if you don't think that's racism in action

South asians are the most racist people i've ever met.

Squiddy · « **Reply #38959 on:** July 13, 2014, 04:30:58 PM »

Quote from: fizzel on July 13, 2014, 04:26:11 PM

Quote from: Squiddy on July 13, 2014, 12:42:56 PM
Quote from: fizzel on July 13, 2014, 12:40:31 PM
The indians i've known don't hesitate to the use the word paki, secular pakistanis i have the most casual acquaintance with have used the word paki with me to describe their more "traditional" brethren.

sikhs and hindu's are even starting to rail against the word asian. And quite frankly i can't blame them.

A hindu calling a pakistani "paki"?

if you don't think that's racism in action

South asians are the most racist people i've ever met.

Racist totem pole by continent/quasi-continent:

Asia
Middle-East
Australia
Europe
Africa
South America
North America

Pickles the Firecat · « **Reply #38960 on:** July 13, 2014, 04:36:26 PM »

face is tipping related breh. We walk in a restaurant and it's just assumed. I got it doubly bad at Russian/Greek/Middle Eastern/etc joints because my girlfriend is asian. We walk in and it's like a fucking gypsy caravan rolled through.

Those authentic Thai orders tho. You don't know asian food until someone orders the shit in a different language and it just starts showing up on plates without explanation.

But there's a wonderful point where your fatassness and willingness to tip above 20% becomes enough of a known quantity at ethnic restaurants that they just start giving you food. Like yeah I'll take some manaeesh zaatar and a chicken tawook. Halfway through the meal, what do you mean this aaysh essaraya is for me?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38961 on:** July 13, 2014, 04:41:38 PM »

I went to a taqueria today and I SWEAR this nicca fucked up my food while rushing me out of there. Going to go back and dish some real talk.

This is some of the worst Mexican I have ever had.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38962 on:** July 13, 2014, 04:56:50 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 13, 2014, 04:41:38 PM

I went to a taqueria today and I SWEAR this nicca fucked up my food while rushing me out of there. Going to go back and dish some real talk.

This is some of the worst Mexican I have ever had.

talk shit to people who prepare your food, brehs

I'm not risking someone spitting in my food over petty shit. If I don't like the food or service I don't go back, simple as that.

Pickles is right about tipping though. I rarely order delivery, but when I do I enjoy the soul crushing half second look they give me once I open the door. Then I give a good tip and they're shocked. Feels good. If I'm eating in a restaurant (which is rarer than a rare Based God song) I always tip at least 15%. If it's good service I go higher.

My favorite carry-out places now are a Mediterranean place with great gyros and schwarma, and the Mexican place with the thick girl. There used to be a really good Somalian restaurant about 5 minutes from me; small family owned place, quiet sit down and eat

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38963 on:** July 13, 2014, 05:00:39 PM »

No, see. Depending on how they handle it, I'm not going back. There are a billion taquerias in the area.

Momo · « **Reply #38964 on:** July 13, 2014, 05:04:54 PM »

Even if they handle it with class, someone is rubbing their dick on your next taco

Atramental · « **Reply #38965 on:** July 13, 2014, 05:07:31 PM »

Double entendre alert!

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38966 on:** July 13, 2014, 05:07:50 PM »

Dishing real talk does not mean being a bitch. I'm going to explain nicely that I ordered al pastor and that the meat was dry and that they upset someone who has been coming for 8 years

Fuck that old guy they recently hired.

Fuck off, old guy.

Squiddy · « **Reply #38967 on:** July 13, 2014, 05:32:22 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 13, 2014, 05:07:50 PM

Dishing real talk does not mean being a bitch. I'm going to explain nicely that I ordered al pastor and that the meat was dry and that they upset someone who has been coming for 8 years

Fuck that old guy they recently hired. Fuck off, old guy.

There is no way this won't end badly for you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38968 on:** July 13, 2014, 05:34:01 PM »

you forced me to like a Squiddy post, Himu. God dammit.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38969 on:** July 13, 2014, 05:34:42 PM »

Fuck that place.

StealthFan · « **Reply #38970 on:** July 13, 2014, 05:47:26 PM »

Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #38971 on:** July 13, 2014, 07:21:13 PM »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851077&page=32

Gaza thread getting crazy real with a gallery of dead children. I guess that's one way to get dudes like soul to shut the fuck up.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38972 on:** July 13, 2014, 07:24:47 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on July 13, 2014, 05:47:26 PM

Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.

StealthFan · « **Reply #38973 on:** July 13, 2014, 07:29:49 PM »

Thankfully there are tons of Mexican places in this city.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38974 on:** July 13, 2014, 07:40:44 PM »

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on July 13, 2014, 07:21:13 PM

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851077&page=32

Gaza thread getting crazy real with a gallery of dead children. I guess that's one way to get dudes like soul to shut the fuck up.

maybe they should stop using children as human shields. Just saying.

I'm no Israel stan obviously but come on

Shuri · « **Reply #38975 on:** July 13, 2014, 07:48:33 PM »

I really feel like there will never be an end to this particular conflict.

Broseidon · « **Reply #38976 on:** July 13, 2014, 07:57:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 07:40:44 PM

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on July 13, 2014, 07:21:13 PM

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851077&page=32

Gaza thread getting crazy real with a gallery of dead children. I guess that's one way to get dudes like soul to shut the fuck up.

maybe they should stop using children as human shields. Just saying.

I'm no Israel stan obviously but come on

"Look at those savages, hiding behind innocent civilians and children." *releases bomb* "Despicable."

Kara · « **Reply #38977 on:** July 13, 2014, 08:51:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 03:32:32 PM

Arbys is ok. I like Reubens and theirs isn't bad.

octopushover · « **Reply #38978 on:** July 13, 2014, 09:19:36 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on July 13, 2014, 07:29:49 PM

Thankfully there are tons of Mexican places in this city.

yeah go get your burrito made by a white girl who will tear the tortilla and wrap it like a football and serve it to you anyway

StealthFan · « **Reply #38979 on:** July 13, 2014, 09:28:03 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on July 13, 2014, 09:19:36 PM

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on July 13, 2014, 07:29:49 PM

Thankfully there are tons of Mexican places in this city.

yeah go get your burrito made by a white girl who will tear the tortilla and wrap it like a football and serve it to you anyway

nope. The mexicant places I go to have authentic beaners. Burritos are white people food tho.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38980 on:** July 13, 2014, 09:43:10 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 13, 2014, 08:51:11 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 03:32:32 PM
Arbys is ok. I like Reubens and theirs isn't bad.

It's not! Not the best obviously, I'd take a local place over it.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38981 on:** July 13, 2014, 09:46:03 PM »

Stop calling Mexicans beaners. This is not OA nor a good look for our forum.

StealthFan · « **Reply #38982 on:** July 13, 2014, 09:48:01 PM »

The newbies that have been joining lately aren't a good look for the forum. We should be able to jokingly use racial slurs. We're not OA or Stormfront. It's just jest.

Kara · « **Reply #38983 on:** July 13, 2014, 09:50:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 09:43:10 PM

It's not! Not the best obviously, I'd take a local place over it.

I'm really not one to judge, I ordered one at an Irish bar the other week that had no dressing on it whatsoever.

I also knew that it had no dressing on it whatsoever because it said it didn't have any in the menu.

Knowingly eating bad Reubens is an awful vice of mine.

Tasty · « **Reply #38984 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:11:46 PM »

Racism and slurs against whites isn't racism, you should know this Oscar-san.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #38985 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:13:20 PM »

no one likes cacs anyway

Kara · « **Reply #38986 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:15:19 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 13, 2014, 10:11:05 PM

It's fair play. We get CAC, you get to throw away our resumes because of what our names look like

I have a cac first name but a Hebraic middle name and whenever my clients ask me what my middle name is and I say it an eyebrow ALWAYS gets raised.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #38987 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:16:32 PM »

you can call lager whatever you want to call him

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38988 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:24:53 PM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on July 13, 2014, 10:13:20 PM

no one likes cacs anyway

I like Cac.

Wait, wrong kind of Cac.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38989 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:27:57 PM »

speaking of which, I made some black bean soup this weekend. It was pretty good.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38990 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:30:38 PM »

The white people on this forum seem fine in degrading themselves with cac.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38991 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:36:05 PM »

I am fine with Yankee pig dog so long as you are not talking about me

Your Stalker · « **Reply #38992 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 13, 2014, 10:30:38 PM

The white people on this forum seem fine in degrading themselves with cac.

and if they're not ok with it no one cares what they think anyway

king of the internet · « **Reply #38993 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:37:45 PM »

Honesty I feel like any whitey that's bothered by cac is a little suspect. We need at least a few centuries of oppression and prejudice before we start taking offense to that kind of thing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38994 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:38:49 PM »

this thread is getting to shmeta. Let's tone it down gentlemen.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #38995 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:40:48 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 13, 2014, 10:36:57 PM

well, you are a pig-dog, but you aren't the PIG-dog type of pig-dog, y'know what I mean? imperialist swine.

Oink?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #38996 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:41:32 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 13, 2014, 10:37:45 PM

Honesty I feel like any whitey that's bothered by cac is a little suspect. We need at least a few centuries of oppression and prejudice before we start taking offense to that kind of thing.

no one can hurt us breh

Atramental · « **Reply #38997 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:43:04 PM »

I'm trying think of some cactivities I did this weekend. Hmmm.

Oh yeah. Didn't use a wash cloth when I was showering. Just used a plain bar of soap like the filthy CAC I am.

parallax · « **Reply #38998 on:** July 13, 2014, 11:13:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 13, 2014, 04:16:43 PM

Quote from: Pickles the Firecat on July 13, 2014, 03:32:45 PM
About to send that lunch order in brehs. Rogan josh and garlic naan w/ mango lassi. Gonna be delicious in here

Everytime I go into an ethnic restaurant to pick my food up I either get or stares.

= Chinese, Mediterranean, Arab, Japanese restaurants

= Indian, Mexican restaurants
spoiler (click to show/hide)
= Somalian restaurant
[close]

There's a really good Mexican restaurant about 10 minutes from my place. Pretty sure it's a family run business, and every now and then the daughter works the cash register. She's a perfectly built thick Latina, probably 18-21. Every time time I go there and talk to her I get straight up death stares from the old lady and dudes in the back. I'm just giving her my order name and paying for my food while participating in whatever small talk that naturally occurs, I've never tried anything. Shit is hilarious.

And the Indian place, smh. I expect some camaraderie amongst them dark dudes but nah, I guess they're threatened/ashamed by my confidence. Fine ass chick works the cashier there too.
(Image removed from quote.)

you get faces going into mexican restaurants?

etiolate · « **Reply #38999 on:** July 13, 2014, 11:14:15 PM »

We only use cac here because it sounds like cock and we never say no to cock.

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