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i like pakipoor
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When I go into a mexican restaurant theyre like ":gladbron lo que puedo conseguir para usted?"

and i'm like "soy indio, breh :beli"

You should play along to get the hook up.

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About to send that lunch order in brehs. Rogan josh and garlic naan w/ mango lassi. Gonna be delicious in here

Everytime I go into an ethnic restaurant to pick my food up I either get :leon or :beli stares.

:leon = Chinese, Mediterranean, Arab, Japanese restaurants

:beli = Indian, Mexican restaurants
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There's a really good Mexican restaurant about 10 minutes from my place. Pretty sure it's a family run business, and every now and then the daughter works the cash register. She's a perfectly built thick Latina, probably 18-21. Every time time I go there and talk to her I get straight up death stares from the old lady and dudes in the back. I'm just giving her my order name and paying for my food while participating in whatever small talk that naturally occurs, I've never tried anything. Shit is hilarious.

And the Indian place, smh. I expect some camaraderie amongst them dark dudes but nah, I guess they're threatened/ashamed by my confidence. Fine ass chick works the cashier there too.
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you get faces going into mexican restaurants?

In my part of Michigan sure. I've heard things are really different in Cali and other states where there's more mixing amongst the demographics but here...eh.
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The white people on this forum seem fine in degrading themselves with cac.
Look how far we've come brehs  :tocry. Taking a word that reaffirmed our institutional dehumanization and reinventing it as a self-identifying term of endearment.

I think I'm gonna need a minute

In my part of Michigan sure. I've heard things are really different in Cali and other states where there's more mixing amongst the demographics but here...eh.

Eh. You get faces here based on tipping assumptions, as I mentioned. Other than that it's a new world out here fellas. Black dudes eating ramen. Asians dudes eating soul food. Mexican/Korean fusion (god bless you Roy Choi). White folks arguing shawarma vs. doners.

If you want the true spirit of unity look at a crowd of people lined up at 1:30 AM for some damn grilled cheese truck. The true meaning of America is there.

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About to send that lunch order in brehs. Rogan josh and garlic naan w/ mango lassi. Gonna be delicious in here

Everytime I go into an ethnic restaurant to pick my food up I either get :leon or :beli stares.

:leon = Chinese, Mediterranean, Arab, Japanese restaurants

:beli = Indian, Mexican restaurants
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:obama = Somalian restaurant
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There's a really good Mexican restaurant about 10 minutes from my place. Pretty sure it's a family run business, and every now and then the daughter works the cash register. She's a perfectly built thick Latina, probably 18-21. Every time time I go there and talk to her I get straight up death stares from the old lady and dudes in the back. I'm just giving her my order name and paying for my food while participating in whatever small talk that naturally occurs, I've never tried anything. Shit is hilarious.

And the Indian place, smh. I expect some camaraderie amongst them dark dudes but nah, I guess they're threatened/ashamed by my confidence. Fine ass chick works the cashier there too.
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you get faces going into mexican restaurants?

In my part of Michigan sure. I've heard things are really different in Cali and other states where there's more mixing amongst the demographics but here...eh.

i keep forgetting things arent as kosher outside of the west.

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I'd go to Cali but ever since I gave The Chronic a 3/5 I've been afraid for my safety down there.
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It's not about being the only one or the best or the first breh. We can all enjoy the international smorgasbord that is modern urban life. Our generation is blessed beyond blessings and we should appreciate that every day

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It's not about being the only one or the best or the first breh. We can all enjoy the international smorgasbord that is modern urban life. Our generation is blessed beyond blessings and we should appreciate that every day
I completely agree. That being said,  :pacspit if you champion Taco Bell as a substitute for decent Mexican food (talking generally, not you specifically, Pickles)
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 12:21:05 AM by jakefromstatefarm »

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Taco Bell is alright.
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The white people on this forum seem fine in degrading themselves with cac.
Look how far we've come brehs  :tocry. Taking a word that reaffirmed our institutional dehumanization and reinventing it as a self-identifying term of endearment.

I think I'm gonna need a minute (Image removed from quote.)
white pyre!
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Got banned for two months :leon
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Taco Bell isn't a substitute for Mexican food. Taco Bell isn't Mexican food. Taco Bell is Taco Bell. And I know damn well every once in a while something in my mind is going to click and boom, you can catch me grabbing five burrito supremes three Doritos locos a large mountain dew and some cinnamon twists.

Taco Bell just...is.

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jakefromstatefarm :heh

I like that commercial.
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I like Taco Bell. Wish they had ice cream tho, as gross as mexican food and american ice cream together sound.

I like getting a soft taco, a hard taco, a potato soft taco, a caramel empanada and cheesy nachos for 5 bucks :aah
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Just buy a Choco Taco at the store. Problem solved.

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no one likes cacs anyway
I like Scarlet Johanssen

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Just buy a Choco Taco at the store. Problem solved.

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And people made fun of me for liking this :mouf

I've never actually had one, just was the first thing to came to my mind.
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Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.
Now you see, Himu is only getting a few dick swabs, which could potentially add to the flavor, here you are setting yourself up for someone to fully on Clerks II your food.

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i like pakipoor
You dont even need to add the poor at the end :hitler

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Getting made fun of for liking choco tacos? :what

I've never met anyone that didn't think choco tacos were delicious :lawd
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Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.
Now you see, Himu is only getting a few dick swabs, which could potentially add to the flavor, here you are setting yourself up for someone to fully on Clerks II your food.
I'm very polite irl towards service people. The dude looked at me funny because I am fat as fuck. I get a lot of looks from people, and I would've just forgotten it if he made my goddamn burrito. He didn't tho, so fuck him. I notice that it's usually Mexicans too. White folk will just look the other way but the beaners have to laugh at my fat ass :tocry
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Just buy a Choco Taco at the store. Problem solved.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UtxXg2GwkJk/T02d4RTvDzI/AAAAAAAADK0/bkxflAR_lqA/s1600/chocolate_choco_taco_box2.jpg

And people made fun of me for liking this :mouf

We made fun not because of the "choco-taco" but because you haven't had any taco besides this "fake" taco, kid. :hitler

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Pfft, same difference. :hitler

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Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.
Now you see, Himu is only getting a few dick swabs, which could potentially add to the flavor, here you are setting yourself up for someone to fully on Clerks II your food.
I'm very polite irl towards service people. The dude looked at me funny because I am fat as fuck. I get a lot of looks from people, and I would've just forgotten it if he made my goddamn burrito. He didn't tho, so fuck him. I notice that it's usually Mexicans too. White folk will just look the other way but the beaners have to laugh at my fat ass :tocry
The effect of white guilt right here. White people are too scared to laugh at anyone but pony people, pedos and anime fans :hitler

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I think the world's non white people should get together and setup a test for whites to see when they are allowed back in the tree house again  :jawalrus

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I think the world's non white people should get together and setup a test for whites to see when they are allowed back in the tree house again  :jawalrus

treehouse?  you saying non-whites are like monkeys? :wag
Not being white, I can get away with it  :shaq

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In another 2-3 decades, being non-cac will be awesome  :jawalrus
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The dash-con kinda deserves a thread of its own  :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854623
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The dash-con kinda deserves a thread of its own  :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854623

there already is one and you linked it. if you made another one here it would have one big drawback in that you could post in it.

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Other than the size of the ball pit, this is extremely accurate, even the fact that Dr.Robotnik was the head of the con in order to turn unsuspecting kids into robots.
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Smash is looking way too anime-y. I can't like it anymore

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Smash is looking way too anime-y. I can't like it anymore

Yeah, Pac-Man is anime as fuck.

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Can't wait to play in the ball pit at bore-con :-*
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The past 8 pages consist of:

Pedo talk
Acceptable racial slurs
Light slighting of Taco Bell



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The more I think about it the more I realize how much this thread is a necessary evil.

On OA those discussions would've been their own separate threads.  :-X
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 11:58:49 AM by Atramental »

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Come on guys, this is the Complain About NeoGAF Thread, let's hold ourselves to a higher standard than this.

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I love the gaf thread. It's like, Cheers, the thread. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. I bet you most people on gaf don't know your name.
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Momo is the fuck at the end of the Cheers intro with that smug ass smile. Fucker.
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The past 8 pages consist of:

Pedo talk
Acceptable racial slurs
Light slighting of Taco Bell

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You forgot about gospel.

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I want a Frasier thread instead :(
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Momo is the fuck at the end of the Cheers intro with that smug ass smile. Fucker.
hahaha this shit suits me perfectly :rejoice

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We don't talk about Frazier. Stop talking about Frazier!
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Frazier is horrible. I think I'd rather watch a gang bang video starring my grandmother.

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http://m.

We're that bar tucked in a neat little corner that most people avoid because their mom said not to go since they "do drugs there" but you go and they serve the best drinks and have the best regulars.

Why won't you take us off the censor list, mom? You're reading this right now. I can tell by the guest number. *files nails*
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Frazier is horrible. I think I'd rather watch a gang bang video starring my grandmother.

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The feminist agenda is real. :brazilcry

Why do they have to cater to different demographics in my video ge-mo.
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Smash doesn't have enough blue haired men swinging their swords around. ::)

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Frasier is fake scholasticac soul poison.



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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=120967294#post120967294

Some fucking people.
i have no idea what this person is talking about.

Tasty Meat keeps linking to this Smash Brothers nonsense like any of us normals have the vaguest idea of what it means.

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Rufus you won the World Cup yesterday but there's some heights you just don't go .
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Frazier is horrible. I think I'd rather watch a gang bang video starring my grandmother.

You mean you haven't seen your grandmothers gang bang video yet?  :o

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Frazier is horrible. I think I'd rather watch a gang bang video starring my grandmother.

You mean you haven't seen your grandmothers gang bang video yet?  :o

Oh no, I have. It was a little uncomfortable but I admit the bukkake shower was kinda cool.


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Throw out the baby with the bath water, brehs.

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Assuming the OP is not trolling: He'll probably buy it after a week when he sees everyone enjoying it.
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