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Cindi Mayweather

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I'd rather talk about Frazier than Smash.
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I'd rather BE Frasier than talk about Smash. And I mean wacky early-season Frasier with the big poofy hair that rings around the back of his dome.

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http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

:comeon

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?

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Yeah, I totally agree. Maybe it's a status this?

"What, you haven't preordered it yet? WHAT A NOOB!"

But yeah I dunno.

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http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

:comeon

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?
Im tempted with Alien Isolation, as an Alien nut, I want that nostromo edition :noah

Cindi Mayweather

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I'd rather talk about Frazier than Smash.

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John Stamos is a poor man's Jeff Goldblum. This comparison may not make sense but that doesn't matter.
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I haven't pre-ordered a game since '08.

Then again, I haven't really bought or played that many games since 2011.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 12:33:06 PM by Atramental »

Phoenix Dark

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believe Jeff Goldblum is more attractive than Jon fucking Stamos, brehs
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Cindi Mayweather

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Who said anything about attraction? Neither are my type.
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http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

:comeon

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?
Im tempted with Alien Isolation, as an Alien nut, I want that nostromo edition :noah

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm assuming that this is some sort of limited edition? I can see that. If you're that big of a fan and want to make sure that you don't miss out on the special edition and money is no particular concern for something you totes geek out on, I can see it. Maybe the poster I was talking about reserved the bundle with the Smash branded GC controller and GC controller adapter. That'd make some sense to me. But if it's just the game?

Phoenix Dark

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Who said anything about attraction? Neither are my type.

who is more attractive then. Stamos clearly wins. Goldblum wins eyes I guess, but Stamos with the stubble on that jaw? C'mon. I wish I could pull that look off.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Stamos.

I didn't realize you came out, PD. Grats, proud of ya.
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http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

:comeon

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?
Im tempted with Alien Isolation, as an Alien nut, I want that nostromo edition :noah

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm assuming that this is some sort of limited edition? I can see that. If you're that big of a fan and want to make sure that you don't miss out on the special edition and money is no particular concern for something you totes geek out on, I can see it. Maybe the poster I was talking about reserved the bundle with the Smash branded GC controller and GC controller adapter. That'd make some sense to me. But if it's just the game?

Pretty sure you're not even allowed on the HYPE TRAIN if you haven't already paid your copy in full.

Momo

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http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

:comeon

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?
Im tempted with Alien Isolation, as an Alien nut, I want that nostromo edition :noah

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm assuming that this is some sort of limited edition? I can see that. If you're that big of a fan and want to make sure that you don't miss out on the special edition and money is no particular concern for something you totes geek out on, I can see it. Maybe the poster I was talking about reserved the bundle with the Smash branded GC controller and GC controller adapter. That'd make some sense to me. But if it's just the game?
I'm sure it will come out separate, but it's like almost as sweet as the main game for me





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Phoenix Dark

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Stamos.

I didn't realize you came out, PD. Grats, proud of ya.

Nah. Stamos is a GOAT I looked up to as a youngin for grooming and fashion tips. Similar to how I used to ask my barber for a Grant Hill fade back in the day.

I took my biggest L when I stopped doing this. I grew a rather ugly afro during my teen years, with no real model for what I wanted it to look like.
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Stamos.

I didn't realize you came out, PD. Grats, proud of ya.

Nah. Stamos is a GOAT I looked up to as a youngin for grooming and fashion tips. Similar to how I used to ask my barber for a Grant Hill fade back in the day.

I took my biggest L when I stopped doing this. I grew a rather ugly afro during my teen years, with no real model for what I wanted it to look like.
Breh get the blimp/taper fade, and tell him to use a 1 1/2 or 2, keep a little more on top than on the sides.

Phoenix Dark

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Stamos.

I didn't realize you came out, PD. Grats, proud of ya.

Nah. Stamos is a GOAT I looked up to as a youngin for grooming and fashion tips. Similar to how I used to ask my barber for a Grant Hill fade back in the day.

I took my biggest L when I stopped doing this. I grew a rather ugly afro during my teen years, with no real model for what I wanted it to look like.
Breh get the blimp/taper fade, and tell him to use a 1 1/2 or 2, keep a little more on top than on the sides.
BREH that's what I do now too. Got my hair cut on Saturday in fact. I can't go too low on top since my waves are crazy, and if I go too low it looks like I have bald spots.

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Breh
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Rufus you won the World Cup yesterday but there's some heights you just don't go .
Wha?

Sometimes I forget why I don't visit the PoliGAF thread. Popped in, saw discussion is centered around 2020/2024 presidential candidates, got that reminder real quick.

The election-industrial complex is real brehs

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This whole dash-con nonsense makes me want to see a bore-con.
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Phoenix Dark

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Sometimes I forget why I don't visit the PoliGAF thread. Popped in, saw discussion is centered around 2020/2024 presidential candidates, got that reminder real quick.

The election-industrial complex is real brehs

not much legislation to talk about since...we...know you.

And no one wants to talk policy unless a libertarian starts trolling. But then again earlier today there was an interesting conversation about the Iran sanctions.
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parallax

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This whole dash-con nonsense makes me want to see a bore-con.

a large room with 15 people talking shit to each other?

Sometimes I forget why I don't visit the PoliGAF thread. Popped in, saw discussion is centered around 2020/2024 presidential candidates, got that reminder real quick.

The election-industrial complex is real brehs

not much legislation to talk about since...we...know you.

And no one wants to talk policy unless a libertarian starts trolling. But then again earlier today there was an interesting conversation about the Iran sanctions.

idk man there's so much happening in any given week internationally and domestically that I find it hard to buy any excuse for rehashing the same 2 presidential election conversations that always ever take place. None of the state political issues are picked up in the thread (unless it's Florida or Ohio!). Nobody talks about international politics outside of an immediate American foreign policy context (e.g. Iranian sanctions, ISIS, recent Gaza activity). Nobody reads any of the articles linked that take more than five minutes to read. At best there is some discussion of DOJ policy that falls outside the boundaries of your average CNN panel.

And that's like my biggest problem with it all. PoliGAF complains about CNN all the time but how often is that thread on repeat? How often is it [insert news from potentially close federal race ten months before the election]? How often is it generic Hilary isn't liberal/is too liberal/should run/shouldn't run? How often is it [insert lol Republican statement of the week]? It's the same trends. You can tell it's the same trends because whatever is the topic of the week on CNN, Fox, or MSNBC will set the agenda for PoliGAF as well. A significant chunk of the news is pulled straight from Maddow alone. It's an almost 1 to 1 relationship with a little Politico to keep it from being exact.

I skim the thread for stuff I haven't read elsewhere, and there is a lot of stuff posted (and generally ignored) that is really, really, really good and I wouldn't see in my normal circle. One of the best things I've read this year was a Miami water level article posted there. But the actual direction of conversation? It's CNN-lite. Which wouldn't be nearly so bad if the community didn't circle-jerk itself so hard over being above that level of discourse. I actually don't think there would be much wrong with it if it weren't for that element.

OTOH I don't contribute at all so it's not like I'm part of any solution.

Broseidon

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PoliGAF is a neutron star of Liberalism :piss2 It's to be expected.
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Squiddy

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It's not like you two are bastions of conservatism.
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xDollsbeepx

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The only reason I ever preorder games is to start paying them off in advance. If I know a game is coming out I can throw 5$ down every now and then and then not be panicking to find 60$ or trade in things I should have kept just to get a fix of the new hotness.

99% of presale bonuses will more than likely be eventually sold separately.  I remember people paying more than the cost of of the game for some sort of Transformers multiplayer skins and then they were available for 5$ for all of them. Idiots. 

FStop7

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Lots of bodies in the Cheating Girlfriend thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854725

Looks like maybe "cunt" = ban again?

StOoge's word on it:

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Word isn't banned, but the intent behind the words usage here was bad.

Other mods always free to disagree with me.

Yeah, okay.  Considering the wild inconsistencies in moderation and policy on GAF I'll just as soon avoid those threads, entirely. 

Nothing like stifling discussion on your discussion forum because your rules are an undocumented, ever-moving target that vary in enforcement from mod to mod.

Adele is fat.


« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 04:17:01 PM by FStop7 »

Phoenix Dark

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I guess it's the Devolution school of thought that women can't be held responsible for anything, are never in the wrong, and name calling of any kind is sexist and irresponsible.

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benjipwns

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It's the politics as sports type analysis that's so common and popular. Notice how the makeup of who is posting changes whenever I dip a toe of political theory in and how the horse race regulars bemoan it.

Even the legal wrangling Metamorpheus was engaging in recently was just getting dismissed rather than engaged even if he is a bit fisky.

Any policy talk is just link wars to various "authorities" or worthless projections/data and any attempt to talk about actual foundational basis for policy decisions gets kicked back to "well, it's the only thing that can pass" type discussions.

So it's a sports thread where 98% of the posters favor or try to make everything about one team. It's like when that Vahagn guy redirected every BestGAF discussion into one about Kobe.

But what can you do but speculate about the hymens of 2064 candidates?  :yeshrug

FStop7

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It's the politics as sports type analysis that's so common and popular. Notice how the makeup of who is posting changes whenever I dip a toe of political theory in and how the horse race regulars bemoan it.

Even the legal wrangling Metamorpheus was engaging in recently was just getting dismissed rather than engaged even if he is a bit fisky.

Any policy talk is just link wars to various "authorities" or worthless projections/data and any attempt to talk about actual foundational basis for policy decisions gets kicked back to "well, it's the only thing that can pass" type discussions.

So it's a sports thread where 98% of the posters favor or try to make everything about one team. It's like when that Vahagn guy redirected every BestGAF discussion into one about Kobe.

You're right, and man do people who engage in it get angry when they're called on it.

Broseidon

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But what can you do but speculate about the hymens of 2064 candidates?  :yeshrug

As they would be in '64 or are now? :leon #nocosmicblizzard
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Phoenix Dark

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to be fair Metamorpheus...
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The funny thing about the TPM/Maddow/Politico "expertise" is that it's basically just a skimming knowledge of anything outside the Beltway but acts like it knows everything about local races. I'm sure it's the same for others in their own neck of the woods and PD probably sees the same thing as me when people start talking about Michigan. But there's really a desire to fit everything into a national framework that can mirror Presidential elections. When Senate and especially House races, not to mention Governors or anything else, turn so much more on local factors than whatever hand Obama did or didn't shake this week.

What really irks me personally the most about popular political discourse, and PoliGAF is a great example, is how recent focused it is. Like 2008 forward anymore. And yet there's a constant parade of "most [whatever] EVER!" with none of the underlying historical knowledge to explain the relevance, it's only ever explained regarding the last two Presidential terms if that. A few weeks back you had a whole page of people talking about all these electoral/legislative trends or something that all break down the instant you go back past 2004 and more the further back you go. I think only one dude admitted that he only really started paying attention to politics after Bush-Gore.

As they would be in '64 or are now? :leon #nocosmicblizzard
When they're canonically of age.

Dennis

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Lots of bodies in the Cheating Girlfriend thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854725

Looks like maybe "cunt" = ban again?

StOoge's word on it:

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Word isn't banned, but the intent behind the words usage here was bad.

Other mods always free to disagree with me.

Yeah, okay.  Considering the wild inconsistencies in moderation and policy on GAF I'll just as soon avoid those threads, entirely. 

Nothing like stifling discussion on your discussion forum because your rules are an undocumented, ever-moving target that vary in enforcement from mod to mod.

Adele is fat.

Well, obviously with a word like cunt it would depend on context. Calling a fellow gaffer a cunt would probably be bannable if it is used as a clear insult.

And also saying shit like "All women are cunts!" There was just one banned for saying "All women are whore" or something to that effect.

Phoenix Dark

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Most recently with Aaron Strife's blanket statements about Michigan and Kansas, or his dismissal of my point that polls don't describe the map - the map describes the polls. Michigan is dominated by republicans on a district level, yet is a blue state thanks to Wayne County (Detroit). Polls are going to be skewed here, which is why democrats always outperform the polls in state-wide elections, but republicans dominate in various small towns/cities.

Pigeon tends to make great policy posts...but only when people are discussing policy. Which is rare.
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Dennis

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Sometimes a mod can be weirdly trigger-happy.

One time I got banned for making a joke about a fellow gaffer who shows up in every Anita Sarkeesian topic with a lot of posts (positive of her I might add).

The stupid thing was that the gaffer and I are on friendly terms, and I was making a light-hearted joke that we should expect him in the thread soon or something like that.

I got banned for "calling out another gaffer".........

 

benjipwns

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The posting of every single poll...well, mostly positive for D polls...and then discussing HOW THIS IMPACTS THE ELECTION NATIONWIDE is just weird considering how fast they'll dismiss polls they don't like the results of for all the same reasons you can kick out any single poll.

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Lots of bodies in the Cheating Girlfriend thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854725

Looks like maybe "cunt" = ban again?

StOoge's word on it:

Quote
Word isn't banned, but the intent behind the words usage here was bad.

Other mods always free to disagree with me.

Yeah, okay.  Considering the wild inconsistencies in moderation and policy on GAF I'll just as soon avoid those threads, entirely. 

Nothing like stifling discussion on your discussion forum because your rules are an undocumented, ever-moving target that vary in enforcement from mod to mod.

Adele is fat.

who cares dude

have you seen gaf as of late? it's aspie central in that fucking place. both gaming and ot have gotten like that. the mods need to go on a SA-styled purge before that forum becomes readable again

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SA needs to go on a SA-styled purge.
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Squiddy

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Time for Bish to go on an awesome mowing frenzy, I still get shivers thinking about the creep shot thread  :-*
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Purges for everyone! We'll start with the inner party!

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Lots of bodies in the Cheating Girlfriend thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854725

Looks like maybe "cunt" = ban again?

StOoge's word on it:

Quote
Word isn't banned, but the intent behind the words usage here was bad.

Other mods always free to disagree with me.

Yeah, okay.  Considering the wild inconsistencies in moderation and policy on GAF I'll just as soon avoid those threads, entirely. 

Nothing like stifling discussion on your discussion forum because your rules are an undocumented, ever-moving target that vary in enforcement from mod to mod.

Adele is fat.

who cares dude

have you seen gaf as of late? it's aspie central in that fucking place. both gaming and ot have gotten like that. the mods need to go on a SA-styled purge before that forum becomes readable again

Yep. They were probably all shitty posters that got banned anyways. If I was a mod I would sit down right now and permaban probably like 500+ posters.

jakefromstatefarm

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Time for Bish to go on an awesome mowing frenzy, I still get shivers thinking about the creep shot thread  :-*
Can't wait to chemically castrate their IP addresses

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Purges for everyone! We'll start with the inner party!

You fucking noob, you start with the Old Bolsheviks first. :beli

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Excellent. I was looking for "volunteers" to show their loyalty.

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I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country Party.

Squiddy

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Good game, Kraftwerk:

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EviLore: "....Bish?"

Bish: "...Hm?..."

EviLore: "..B...Uh....I mean....Biii..Bish, could you... Uhm... Will you take off...your...clothes...for me....?"

Bish looked up, while still nuzzled into EviLore's hairy manly chest so much that looking up didn't really do anything much, and nuzzled into his chest a bunch more.

Bish: "Okay!" Bish said cheerfully. He still didn't understand that much about the purpose of clothes or about sexual things.

He layed down on the bed on his back, as EviLore admired it, being all anxious and excited and nervous about it.

Bish: "Uhm..." Bish looked the other way embarrassed. "But like I was trying to say, I... think I had an accident in my...underwear...uhm..." Bish's eyes were closed in frustration as he was embarrassed about saying that and worried about his reaction.

EviLore: "That's okay! I want to see..your whole body!" He said happily and excited still, knowing the wet spot was really from the time earlier. You know, the time when this was really really weird, before this suddenly weirdly became dead serious.

Bish: "O-..Okay!...." He took His shoes off, along with his socks. Then he blushingly and embarrassedly slid his shirt off of his shoulders, sliding it down. He cutely slid his legs in the air while layin on his back, sliding his shirt off. EviLore was staring HARD at Bish's chest with his erect phallus suddenly completely up, shocked at seeing it. Bish was flaccid, but with very very small budding bumps by his..nipples..which speaking of that, that's what EviLore was freaking out over.. Bish's little pink nipples standing up, as his upper self was all nude in front of him. Then EviLore galped and felt like he died for a second, as he then payed attention and noticed Bish sliding his underwear down, and then up in the air where his legs were lifted, and finally down to the top of his feet.

Before Bish could slide his underwear off of his feet, EviLore pounced him down.

EviLore: "B-B-B-B-b-bb..b..b..ii.ii..is...Bish..."

Bish: "Huh...??"

EviLore's whole body was shaking. He couldn't handle it, his body was freaking out. He never felt so weirdly excited. Bish was naked. And he didn't see his slit yet, since he only had a side view when Bish's slid his underwear off, and EviLore is looking at his face right now.

EviLore: "B-..B-b-b-b-...I mean.. Uh...!!!.. Uh!!... C-....Can I touch...???"

Bish blushed and moaned...

To be continued.....................
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Bish: "Huuuh...?" He blushed and her face turned sideways, but his eyes still looked at him from below. "Yes.. You may...."

EviLore: "UHM...!!..." EviLore sat down next to him instead. He needed to calm down, he realized himself finally.

Bish : "...!" Bish's eyes looked in amusement down toward his crotch. Suddenly, he had a long rod there.

EviLore : "U...Uhhhhh!!!!!!!" Tails said that in a type of weird moan noise, as his eyes closed, his rod shacked, and pre-cum drooled down his rod.... "I..I-i...Want you...!"

Bish : "What's that?"

EviLore: "M-my boy part.. You have..your part down there.. and I have that... It feels really good when touched.. A-and junk.. Eh heh..."

Bish was cutely bent over Naked on the bed with EviLore distracting himself with Bish's tattoo above his cute rear end, as EviLore was looking very amused at Bish's pink rod. He poked it.

EviLore: "Heh heh!... Huh...? Y-you can... Play with it if you want.. Er... T-that'd be nice if you did, I mean.. Uh.. May you...? Bish..." EviLore said while nervous and shaking a little less, trying to see his rear or anything, but couldn't because he was bent over to the side of him. "Sorry.. I-I'm nervous... B-but please do..." EviLore said while still shaking.

"W-Wait....WAIT....AWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BISHHHHHHH!!!!" Before he knew it, Bish was tasting his rod, he had her eyes closed as his rod was going deeper and deeper into his mouth.

Bish: "..'uh?" Bish was trying to say while his rod was in her mouth.

EviLore : "P-P..PLEASE...AH...DO IT MORE...AH..PLEASE...uuuuUUUUUUGH....."

Bish : "..'ou 'ean 'ike 'is?" Bish tried saying more while it was in his mouth, as Bish TIGHTENED his little cute mouth entrance around his thing, tightening and TIGHTENING against EviLore's very, very sensitive rod, and Bish slid his tongue down it, as it rubbed more and more against the bottom of EviLore's hard shaft as it kept crawling and crawling down his rod.

EviLore: "....UHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BISHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! UuuuuuuGHHHH!!!" EviLore started pushing it into his mouth more, all as Bish tightened his mouth entrance even more against his thing so that it was even tighter to slide through, as it rubbed in and out of his tightly closed mouth that contained his tongue wetly crawling all around his rod, all over the place, rubbing and rubbing his red rod with his tongue cutely, not even knowing what she's doing.

"GAAAAH....!!!!" EviLore PUSHED his rod hard through the tight entrance all at once and poured a loooooooooot of his mod-juice into his mouth. It kept coming and coming out.. All while it was in his mouth with his tongue cutely rubbing around the underneath side of his rod, doing it as the mod-juice until it fills his mouth too much. He then slides his mouth back as his rod pours more on his lips and all over his mouth and face, as mod-juice drools out of his mouth as it's barely able to contain it

There was mod-juice all over the place. EviLore and Bish were laying on the bed.

Bish : "So much cleaning to do....I better get started"

EviLore: " You stay right there...I know what to do"

EviLore whistles, and Mumei walks in with a chain. The chain is attached to a pregnant Benedict Cumberbatch. His hands are tied to his back, and he is wearing an old victorian gimp outfit made form lamb skin. Mumei kick Benedict Cumberbatch in the legs, and he falls down. He then starts cleaning the mod-juice. And no, he isnt provided with a scrub or wash-cloth. Just his tongue....

EviLore then claps his hands twice.

Besada enters, wearing a neon pink maid outfit, with the shortest skirt in existence.

Besada : "Yes my sire?"

EviLore: "Master needs feeding......"

Besada : "What would master desire today; the usual?"

EviLore "Yes"

Besada : "as you wish. "

Besada proceeds to drink a bottle of laxative.

Bish: " That will take a while...now what?"

EviLore: " Ready for round 2?"

Bish blushes, and lets out a loud scream of joy: " uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~~~~"

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Dennis

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Squiddy

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We gaffing it up in here  :patel
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Trent Dole

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SA needs to go on a SA-styled purge.
They have a 'golden week' every so often where they don't do probations for shit and just ban everyone, I usually opt to not post at all during said weeks! :teehee
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Momo

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You jokers realize the problem isnt with the posters but the tone and leadership of the forum yeah?

Squiddy

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You jokers realize the problem isnt with the posters but the tone and leadership of the forum yeah?

Nonsense, most of the mods are actually alright people.
They're pretty normal when you get down to it, they're even mods here for a reason.

Even if your issue is with Tyler, you gotta admit the man has matured the last couple of years - he's got an actual life, I highly doubt he does much in regards to the day-to-day operations of neoGAF.

« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 05:39:32 PM by Squiddy »
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Broseidon

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You jokers realize the problem isnt with the posters but the tone and leadership of the forum yeah?

agreeing with a momo post rn
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Kara

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You jokers realize the problem isnt with the posters but the tone and leadership of the forum yeah?

agreeing with a momo post rn

An ancom agreeing with vanguardism.

Momo

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You jokers realize the problem isnt with the posters but the tone and leadership of the forum yeah?

Actually, I think it's not even that.  It's size.  Find me any board of NeoGAF or SA's size that isn't fucking terrible and I might start thinking otherwise.  Until then, I'll stick with my theory that x% of any group of people are going to be insufferable, and the larger the whole gets, the greater the chance that the idiots will have large enough numbers to effectively shit up most conversations.
I know you hate the topic, but the onemanga forums, before they were migrated used to have thousands online at the same time, and the worst it ever got were random scufflings over OTPs. I just checked the new place has 700 people online at the moment, but I really have no desire to look further. Also the pairing tards were isolated to their own little sloppy corner of the forum.

Momo

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I do agree it becomes difficult with size, but that's why you have to set the right tone off the bat and be consistent. you also have to host a more inclusive environment, the moderator dictatorship thing has never ever worked on a forum afaik. You let your forumites set the rules in broad terms and refine upon that, you'd be surprised how well good communities self regulate. I dont think GAF is unsavable, but the first thing they would have to do is start actually discussing moderation policy,(make a little faq section where people can ask questions and answer publicly) and making an appeals area for banned users to potentially explain what happened. Yes it's more to do, and yes to some staff it's like sipping piss but I know it works.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 06:10:56 PM by Momo »

Momo

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Your users are your customers, not your subjects. moderation policy is absolutely failing if it pisses off users consistently, its supposed to serve users. Like I said before, I'm a terrible mod, but I've observed some of the very best at work so I'm not oblivious as to how to run a big community  :yeshrug