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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6600 on: June 20, 2019, 02:00:27 PM »
See you in just over a month (yes, you read that right) to know if the buffoon or the cunt won.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6601 on: June 20, 2019, 02:05:19 PM »
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This isn't quite as good as the headline of the year but it's still pretty good.

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« Reply #6602 on: June 20, 2019, 02:47:08 PM »
oh shit, this is the interview that got him temporarily detained
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« Reply #6603 on: June 20, 2019, 05:36:29 PM »
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This isn't quite as good as the headline of the year but it's still pretty good.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6605 on: June 21, 2019, 03:25:07 AM »
Could have at least go for no maam

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« Reply #6606 on: June 21, 2019, 07:06:59 AM »
wait, the commander-in-chief of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard is General Salami?



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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6608 on: June 23, 2019, 02:07:40 PM »
Erdogan seems to have taken notes from the Theresay May school of politics LMAO

https://twitter.com/laurapitel/status/1142840151309205510
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6609 on: June 23, 2019, 04:57:38 PM »
I'm not sure what Erdogan was thinking with that one. Obviously Istanbul mayoralty is a huge pulpit and springboard for national ambition (Erdogan is a former mayor of the city, after all), I understand why they didn't want to lose it but it's weird to waste so much political capital on a gamble.
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« Reply #6610 on: June 23, 2019, 05:37:15 PM »
Speaking of mayoral elections, France has jumped straight to pre-election maneuvering long in advance of the actual vote (unlike the European election, but that's a much more popular and important election). All of the mayors face polls on the same day, which the Germans find odd apparently.

Macron's party is obviously courting a number of mayors (mostly from the right wing Les Républicains who are in disarray after their European flop). Already 70 LR mayors signed an op-ed to say they were open to it. It's not just on their right, they're also probably throw their support to Lyon's mayor G.Collomb who is a former Socialist but he had already changed allegiance back before Macron's election, he was his first Minister of Interior. There's no confusion which side LREM has more affinities with.

As someone noted it's a bit of an implicit admission that LREM can't just suddenly grow grassroots by itself. As you may remember, the French National Assembly saw almost unprecedented level of personnel replacement and political débutants getting their first mandate but it hasn't really rejuvenated politics in France, the system already is biased to the President and Macron leant really hard on keeping as vertical as ever. LREM targets 10k local officials (from their current 2k) after the election.

Far right Rassemblement National is expected to consolidate his holdings and gain more cities (in a strategy called "radiation" by the party or "flooding" by others). I mentioned this before but the RN only has a dozen mayors or so (counting Béziers where the mayor Robert Ménard -yes, the co-founder of Reporters Without Borders- is non affiliated officially but has the backing of RN on the council) out of 36000 in France when the current agonizing Communist Party still has 750 or so. It never made inroads locally, almost never managed to win two mandates back to back in the half of dozen cities it had in the past. But it looks like the containment will break down alongside the decaying of the two former major parties.

A number of LR mayors, especially in the south-east, will probably go on the road of allying to RN to achieve majorities.

The Green party is still high off its results in the Euro election and has annoyed a lot of people by openly declaring they intend to win more cities by themselves and that basically being suppletives for the Socialist doesn't interest them as much. I mean it's not wholly unjustified but it's a bit of a crapshoot that the Euro election results will map to local elections.

Speaking of Socialist, the polls from Paris, that they are holding since 2001, are souring a bit as it seems the incumbent -Anne Hidalgo- could lose to any LREM candidate. It's vitally important for the PS they keep Paris (and not just for the optics of losing the most important city in the country) so they'll probably throw everything they could to the Greens to keep that alliance going.
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6611 on: June 24, 2019, 02:01:36 AM »
Earth Dragon is one of the most ridiculous politicians currently in office, with the clowns walking around these days that's a low opinion

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6612 on: June 24, 2019, 03:15:12 AM »
I'm not sure what Erdogan was thinking with that one. Obviously Istanbul mayoralty is a huge pulpit and springboard for national ambition (Erdogan is a former mayor of the city, after all), I understand why they didn't want to lose it but it's weird to waste so much political capital on a gamble.

Erdogan isn't a very intelligent man. He is emotional, short tempered, narrow-minded. His inability to see the big picture causes him to make lots of idiotic decisions. During the past decade he has replaced all of his capable advisors with yes-men and family members. It's only natural that he completely misjudged the situation in Istanbul. Even tough he has successfully consolidated his power, his idiocy has started to take a very real and palpable toll on the economic situation of Turkey. Erdogan's Turkey is ruled by corruption while the nation is doing a giant leap backwards in virtually all areas of life and suffering from a fantastic brain drain: Young and educated Turks are getting out in ever greater numbers. While this may actually be helping Erdogan temporarily (because much like himself, Erdogan's voters are not educated people), the damage to Turkey's future is immeasurable. This is not a smart ruler with a feasible long term strategy.
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6613 on: June 24, 2019, 01:43:23 PM »
Would someone please think of muh democracy.


https://twitter.com/Beany_1/status/1142693235527180288

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6614 on: June 24, 2019, 01:45:04 PM »
Would someone please think of muh democracy.


https://twitter.com/Beany_1/status/1142693235527180288
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"Did <insert candidate> really say that?"

And the answer is always:
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« Reply #6617 on: June 25, 2019, 09:53:46 AM »
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1143426734651564033

When telling the truth is considered "mocking".

(Not a clever thing to do when the person suffering from re tardation has the power to order military strikes, of course.)
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6618 on: June 25, 2019, 09:58:25 AM »
please have patience with our distinguished mentally-challenged fellow president
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6619 on: June 25, 2019, 10:03:57 AM »
Can't the word filter make an exception for the medical term r e t a r d a t i o n?
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6620 on: June 25, 2019, 10:23:51 AM »
Yikes, y'all, I think it may be time to cancel the President of Iran.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6621 on: June 25, 2019, 12:48:31 PM »
He's bonking mad.
The interviewer tries to save him by moving on to the next question and he just continues rambling.

Perfect.

Also someone find a bus that Boris painted. I bet it looks really great.
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6622 on: June 25, 2019, 02:07:21 PM »
That might be an issue if Joe Biden becomes president
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6623 on: June 25, 2019, 02:20:05 PM »
I'm surprised he paints passengers enjoying themselves and not "let's give 350 million to the NHS".

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6624 on: June 26, 2019, 09:24:45 AM »
Newly released, totally not staged promotional images of Boris Johnson and his significant other:


Someone on Twitter did this enhancement.
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6625 on: June 26, 2019, 09:33:43 AM »
What do you mean. This clearly looks like a spontaneous moment, frozen in time for eternity by a paparazzi from 2 miles away.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6626 on: June 26, 2019, 09:39:11 AM »
Mow the lawn you lazy fuck.
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6627 on: June 26, 2019, 09:56:50 AM »
Mow the lawn you lazy fuck.
This.
How can he be expected to lead a country when he can‘t even handle his back yard.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6628 on: June 26, 2019, 10:53:59 AM »
He took back control and fired his portuguese gardener, obviously.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6629 on: June 27, 2019, 07:00:44 AM »
Merkel again had the shakes during an event.
Is this gonna be one of those Mitterrand things of learning she had some sickness once she steps down ?
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« Reply #6630 on: June 27, 2019, 07:11:31 AM »
Merkel having to step down would be a disaster for the CDU. That SPD/CDU coalition is hanging on by a thread.

I am not ready for a green chancellor, but people love preachy neolibs apparently. :stahp

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« Reply #6631 on: June 27, 2019, 07:26:40 AM »
GreenDU > CDU

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« Reply #6632 on: June 27, 2019, 07:40:42 AM »
It‘s about the comfort of the status quo. :rage


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« Reply #6635 on: June 27, 2019, 03:01:38 PM »
 :noah
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6636 on: June 27, 2019, 05:57:29 PM »
How's the campaign going Boris?

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1144349707331919879

Still the front runner  8)
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6637 on: June 28, 2019, 01:10:21 AM »
bbc should never be censored

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« Reply #6638 on: June 28, 2019, 03:45:13 PM »
https://twitter.com/RTUKnews/status/1144186105845051392

 :pitbull

They're going to need some more.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48807161

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The EU and South American economic bloc Mercosur have clinched a huge trade deal after 20 years of negotiations.

The deal aims to cut or remove trade tariffs, making imported products cheaper for consumers while also boosting exports for companies on both sides.

It is set to create a market for goods and services covering nearly 800 million consumers, making it the largest in the world in terms of population.


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« Reply #6640 on: June 29, 2019, 05:13:19 AM »
How's the campaign going Boris?

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1144349707331919879

Still the front runner  8)

Good luck boris with renegotiating the brexit deal

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6641 on: June 29, 2019, 09:50:08 AM »
BAN DALAI LAMA

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6642 on: June 29, 2019, 11:04:51 AM »
Perfect pic for an emoji too :aah



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« Reply #6643 on: June 29, 2019, 01:08:58 PM »
The fusion of :umad and :ufup that we needed.

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« Reply #6644 on: June 29, 2019, 01:57:43 PM »
The fusion of :umad and :ufup that we needed.


I'm getting more of a :ohyou vibe.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6645 on: June 29, 2019, 02:23:40 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/27/brexit-civil-servant-in-charge-of-no-deal-planning-quits

Another one in charge of sorting some aspects brexit out bails.

Although.

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Tom Shinner, 33, director of policy and delivery coordination at the Department for Exiting the EU, was in charge of coordinating the domestic policy implications of Brexit across government departments to ensure a smooth exit from the EU.

Put a 33yo in charge of something like this, bruvs :lol

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« Reply #6646 on: June 29, 2019, 04:46:39 PM »
critical support to Assimilate's fash daddy for icing the neoliberal nepotism case

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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6648 on: June 30, 2019, 12:23:24 PM »
Did he really just step over the line and then back? :lol

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« Reply #6649 on: July 01, 2019, 12:51:28 PM »
Nazis? In the BRD law enforcement apparatus? It's more likely than you think.

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« Reply #6650 on: July 01, 2019, 01:08:27 PM »
Oh so that's why Merkel was shaking rn

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« Reply #6652 on: July 01, 2019, 04:02:17 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48819260

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Jeremy Hunt has said he would decide by the end of September whether there is a "realistic chance" of reaching a new Brexit deal with the EU.

The Tory leadership contender said he would deliver a provisional "no-deal Brexit budget" in early September and then give the EU three weeks.

He vowed to abandon talks after that if there was no "immediate prospect" of progress and move to a no-deal footing.

His rival Boris Johnson has vowed to leave "come what may" by 31 October.

Speaking to reporters on Monday, Mr Johnson said it was important to have a "hard deadline" for leaving, adding that previous no-deal preparations had "sagged back down" after exit dates were not met.

At the same time, he said preparations for no deal would continue in earnest, and all leave for civil servants at government departments would be cancelled unless he received guarantees that no-deal planning was "on time and on track".

The foreign secretary also warned MPs against attempting to block a no-deal Brexit, warning it could make it harder to get a new agreement by giving the EU "misplaced confidence that we'll give ground".

He added that detailed preparation plans for no deal were needed to make it a "credible threat" to the EU, and give the UK "leverage" in the talks.

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« Reply #6653 on: July 01, 2019, 04:10:45 PM »
If anyone is going to stay in the EU in the end it's Boris.

The tories are not as dumb as they look.  :thinking
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« Reply #6654 on: July 01, 2019, 04:35:54 PM »
After 30 years of killing whales and eating them for "research", Japan has officially started whaling again today. No longer for "research".

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"Due to its low food self-sufficiency rate, around 40%, Japan relies on stockpiling to secure a stable food supply. As of 2009, Japan's 1.2 million ton seafood stockpile included nearly 5000 tons of whale meat. In 2005, the Japanese government began encouraging public schools to serve whale meat in school lunches as part of an initiative to reduce the country's stockpiles. A reported 18 percent of public elementary and junior high schools offering lunches served whale meat at least once during the 2009/2010 fiscal year. However, there has been criticism of serving whale meat to school children due to allegations of toxic methylmercury levels. The World Wildlife Fund has also estimated that the Japanese government has had to invest $12 million into the 2008–09 Antarctic whale hunt alone just to break even, and that subsidies in total have amounted to about $150 million since 1988.

One study found levels of mercury in whale red meat at six times the limit set by the US FDA for food. Whale meat can also be contaminated with polychlorinated biphenyls. Critics claim that, because of contamination, it constitutes a health risk. Thus children and pregnant women are advised to refrain from eating whale meat."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whaling_in_Japan#Commercial_viability

You can't make this up.
"Whaling makes no commercial sense and the meat of which we have stockpiled too much already is poisonous. Solution: Let's kill even more whales and feed them to our children!"
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Re: International Politics Thread - Tankers for Bankers
« Reply #6655 on: July 01, 2019, 05:09:32 PM »
Netherlands national rail finally paying restitution for being paid to transport people to Nazi death camps. Better late than never!

Unless most survivors and perpetrators are dead, I guess. :kermit

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« Reply #6656 on: July 01, 2019, 05:41:38 PM »
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« Reply #6657 on: July 02, 2019, 05:42:47 PM »
At least the UK still has elections.

The new EUSSR leaders have been appointed by the central committee

https://twitter.com/EUCouncilPress/status/1146110407964352513

None of these people were even candidates or leaders of their political blocks  :lol

1. Wrecked Germany's armed forces

2. Wrecked Greece

3. Wrecked Belgium

4. Convicted of fraud and famously said the US only had to kill 4 Indians to form a nation
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« Reply #6658 on: July 02, 2019, 05:50:36 PM »
Lagarde keeps failing up and up Jesus.

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« Reply #6659 on: July 02, 2019, 06:00:19 PM »
Von der Leyen failing upward as well. No doubts about incompetence. :shaq2

Parliament still has to vote, so... All hope is not lost.