1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Kara]

No BCT, but a Borean just got me in trouble at a Popeye's.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Someone explain why Lena Dunham would admit this.

[Kara]

Someone explain why Lena Dunham would admit this.

She never stops and asks herself, "Should I really be saying this?" before she says something.

[Cindi Mayweather]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10734750/

[Cindi Mayweather]

Staff member:

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10735203/

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So you pissed of a hive of cacs acting like they are black?



That site sets back my grammar 2 years every time I go there.

[Yulwei]

I just saw that Dunham thread

[Phoenix Dark]

 

 

 

respect knuckles

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Shush, PD

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923473

Knew he risked a ban for that one so he used an alt account. Coward.

[Rman]

Modbot's "what a mess" doesn't really explain much behind the reasons for closing that Dunham thread.

That's modbot for you!

Shitty moderation without explanation.

Besada is probably the best moderator. He's new but he gives full explanations for his banning and locks.

Besada is 99% of the time the one hiding behind modbot

No way this can be proven, though.

Duckroll has had too much of an influence on that place.

How so?

He's definitely in the running for the dickish mod.

[Michael Moaner]

Modbot closing that thread is pretty  , but keep in mind that NeoGAF has had a growing pedo problem for years now. I mean, even Lore knows it, but when his own moderators are actively engaging in it (Duckroll and Opiate - two known sexual deviants), there really isn't shit he can do that won't hurt his cash flow or reputation of the site. Which quite frankly is already in the shitter.

[Verdigris Murder]

Oh my lovely nerds.

[Yulwei]

The amount of people defending Dunham in the closed thread was disturbing

it really makes you wonder what kind of fucked up shit some of those posters did that they now try to pass off as "just kids being kids"

[parallax]

some nicca made a himu callout thread in tlr

Yup. They started an anti-cheeseburger gang (official name), right? Because Louisiana/LA Fischer was going around recruiting trans people to infiltrate the coli like the loser he is. So I made a post in 2012 defending trans women in the ladies chat thread, and some loser combed through my entire post history and decided me saying,"just because some of us are trans women doesn't mean we're not real women" because they accuse EVERY girl of being a "cheeseburger" there, means that obviously I'm a cheeseburger. So anyways, I was throwing jokes and having fun in TSC like usual when KG and his simp ass asks for pics and shit, and I'm all,"Yeah, I'll get ya'll some bikini pics" (wasn't ever going to happen because i'm not stupid). So dude who combed through my posts sends info to 2meo who apparently has a whole gang of ninjas trying to find out who's a goddamn trans person. They out me, and I deny it, because again, I'm not stupid. But they've got me in a corner so I just admit anyways and promptly leave.

The fallout is what you see here:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/sohh-we-aint-gon-talk-about-tsc-harboring-and-enabling-cheeseburgers.263948/#post-10731243

Sucks because TSC is the best wrestling forum I've seen on the internet but all things come to an end.

The hilarious part is how they accuse me of deceit for not telling them i'm trans from the jump, but if you read the thread and their language ("it", which i was called irl yesterday) you'll realize you'd have to be a moron to come out to begin with. Get shat on for being trans, get shat on for not telling them you're trans. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Even the ladies are jumping in and calling me an it and talking about how I'm not allowed to talk about feminism.

Shit is disgusting.

Take the internet too seriously, brehs. Bitch about inequality and then act like this, brehs. Post on hip hop forums, brehs. Listen to hip hop period, brehs.

damn, and the whole board is on this shit?

GAF's two favorite things, defending feminists and pedos now in one easy to use place

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923449

the fuck?

[Atramental]

In other news: I'm a couple of days late but here's some ferengi emotes:

 

[toku]

Please add them to the bore.

[octopushover]

In other news: I'm a couple of days late but here's some ferengi emotes:

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a couple days late? do you think your gaf persona might be pregnant?

[Joe Molotov]

FemAtra's got a bun in the oven? 

[Atramental]

In other news: I'm a couple of days late but here's some ferengi emotes:

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a couple days late? do you think your gaf persona might be pregnant?

Nah, there was just a lot of discussions on GAF a day or two ago (which have all died down) that had a bunch of posters talking about those ever elusive and confusing "females".

FemAtra's got a bun in the oven? 

The only bun in this oven is all the junk food I stuffed down my throat today since every Saturday is my cheat meal day.

[Phoenix Dark]

I had to unfollow Boogie (the fat gamer) on twitter. I don't remember why I decided to follow him months ago, given that I don't even play console games...I found some of his videos funny. But he spends SO much time complaining and crying over who said what and who is mad at him...who fucking CARES. Stop taking the internet so seriously you god damn idiot.

[benjipwns]

I had to unfollow Boogie (the fat gamer) on twitter. I don't remember why I decided to follow him months ago, given that I don't even play console games...I found some of his videos funny. But he spends SO much time complaining and crying over who said what and who is mad at him...who fucking CARES. Stop taking the internet so seriously you god damn idiot.

He had a meltdown in the GAF GamerGate thread that went into "everyone hates me/my life is shit/ban me, I need to be killed/etc." territory.

[Phoenix Dark]

I had to unfollow Boogie (the fat gamer) on twitter. I don't remember why I decided to follow him months ago, given that I don't even play console games...I found some of his videos funny. But he spends SO much time complaining and crying over who said what and who is mad at him...who fucking CARES. Stop taking the internet so seriously you god damn idiot.

He had a meltdown in the GAF GamerGate thread that went into "everyone hates me/my life is shit/ban me, I need to be killed/etc." territory.

smh

Dude just seems like a complete mess, living vicariously online through his persona. I remember hearing he planned on losing some weight...apparently not. When you think about it, he could make a lot of money by going on a diet, documenting his progress, and losing a ton of weight. But nope.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Why doesn't he hire a trainer or dietitian? Dude has videos with 1 million views, he could easily afford it.

[Atramental]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

[Rufus]

Why doesn't he hire a trainer or dietitian? Dude has videos with 1 million views, he could easily afford it.

Because at his size it's clearly an addiction.

[Tribal]

Why doesn't he hire a trainer or dietitian? Dude has videos with 1 million views, he could easily afford it.

because being internet famous is a full time job

[benjipwns]

smh

I think it starts around here, if not can probably just look at his post history: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=130690091#post130690091

[benjipwns]

Oops, actually was later in the thread than I thought: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=134101118&highlight=#post134101118

[Phoenix Dark]

How the fuck did he get 4 posts in a row 

[Mr. Nobody]

Factoring in the minute long cooldown....

[Rahxephon91]

Modbot's "what a mess" doesn't really explain much behind the reasons for closing that Dunham thread.

You know as well as I that GAF will not bear to have feminists or pedos disparaged. (especially pedos)

That may be true, but I could see that thread as a breeding grown for MRA's preaching thier political agenda. Having a feminist fall is all they need.

Better to close the thread before it goes there.

[octopushover]

Why doesn't he hire a trainer or dietitian? Dude has videos with 1 million views, he could easily afford it.

Because his weight is why people watch him.

Without being fat nobody will find him funny and he knows it.

[benjipwns]

How the fuck did he get 4 posts in a row 

Factoring in the minute long cooldown....

It's seven and almost was eight!

[Kraftwerk]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923299

They aren't kids in their respective culture at that point though.

In Islam marrying a child is fine once the child has hit puberty. Children hit puberty at age 10 these days. It might not happen in the west but it carries on in Muslim countries.

 

[team filler]

she's culturally above the age of consent!

[I'm a Puppy!]

Modbot's "what a mess" doesn't really explain much behind the reasons for closing that Dunham thread.

You know as well as I that GAF will not bear to have feminists or pedos disparaged. (especially pedos)

That may be true, but I could see that thread as a breeding grown for MRA's preaching thier political agenda. Having a feminist fall is all they need.

Better to close the thread before it goes there.

MRAs and their hateful anti-molestation agenda! #notallfeminists

[Cindi Mayweather]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923299

They aren't kids in their respective culture at that point though.

In Islam marrying a child is fine once the child has hit puberty. Children hit puberty at age 10 these days. It might not happen in the west but it carries on in Muslim countries.

 

gaf pedos be like

[Cindi Mayweather]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

[cosmicblizzard]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

The Draw My Life one maybe?



I'm not watching 12 minutes, but feel free to confirm or not.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

His "draw my life" thing was pretty sad.
Though you can see why he does what he does. essentially he attributes everything good in his life to gaming when really he should attribute it to his work, ability and friends. He's hoisted his whole life and happiness on gaming.

[Atramental]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

Probably be a good thing to lay low for a bit.

[I'm a Puppy!]

God the more I see of that coli shit the less intelligent I become.

[Phoenix Dark]

I knew this would happen.

if there's one group that fucking with is a 100% bad fucking idea it's the wolves. nobody has ever survived that shit. If they get a sniff, well

[toku]

sad

[Broseidon]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

The Draw My Life one maybe?



I'm not watching 12 minutes, but feel free to confirm or not.

legit sad now

[Michael Moaner]

tbh Coli is a privately owned forum, right? so they can do whatever they want in regards to cheeseburger's.

i mean yeah its ignorant as fuck and just perpetuates a stereotype, but real talk i've noticed transgender makes a lot of people uncomfortable from all walks of life.

[jakefromstatefarm]

God the more I see of that coli shit the less intelligent I become.

you should check out Higher Learning

[Atramental]

I don't think sure will power is going to help him with his weight loss. The guy needs to see a therapist.

Apparently he had a somewhat rough childhood full of physical and mental abuse but I can't remember which video he talked about that.

The Draw My Life one maybe?



I'm not watching 12 minutes, but feel free to confirm or not.

It was another vid but wasn't as in depth as this one.

But it still proves my point that he should be meeting with a mental health professional of some sort to help him lose his excess weight.

[Yulwei]

You have to be one self important fuckface to take that gamergate bullshit even remotely seriously

[cosmicblizzard]

I vaguely remember hearing that he DID lose a lot of weight, he was just so ridiculously obese before that his current weight is a step up.  IIRC, there's also some physical stuff involved as well as mental like some gastric thing or something.  Of course he should still work at it, but that probably makes it harder.

I could be completely wrong on all this, though.

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923626

Pissed blood, but doesn't want to go to ER.

[team filler]

I think this is his final form

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923626

Pissed blood, but doesn't want to go to ER.

Yeah, but:

It doesn't hurt and I have no trouble getting an erection. It all seems normal. When you search for symptoms online you are returned worst cases.

It's all normal.

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923626

Pissed blood, but doesn't want to go to ER.

Yeah, but:

It doesn't hurt and I have no trouble getting an erection. It all seems normal. When you search for symptoms online you are returned worst cases.

It's all normal.

Oh ok. I was worrying for nothing

[thisismyusername]

I'd say he should go on the trip but at least pop into an ER or call his doctor. All else fails there is those 24/7 check-up centers he could call and at least get an "okay, it isn't that serious/WTF TOTALLY GO TO AN ER" thing from...

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=923626

Pissed blood, but doesn't want to go to ER.

what an attention whore

[parallax]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

god damn. those dudes need serious fucking help

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I had to unfollow Boogie (the fat gamer) on twitter. I don't remember why I decided to follow him months ago, given that I don't even play console games...I found some of his videos funny. But he spends SO much time complaining and crying over who said what and who is mad at him...who fucking CARES. Stop taking the internet so seriously you god damn idiot.

He had a meltdown in the GAF GamerGate thread that went into "everyone hates me/my life is shit/ban me, I need to be killed/etc." territory.

smh

Dude just seems like a complete mess, living vicariously online through his persona. I remember hearing he planned on losing some weight...apparently not. When you think about it, he could make a lot of money by going on a diet, documenting his progress, and losing a ton of weight. But nope.

And he is different than most of bore, how?

Oh yeah...he has more fans.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10739041/

HOLY SHIT.

d

Stop posting about it and call the cops....like now.