1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[demi]

Its usually true, yes

Casual scrub bitch

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155196040&postcount=220

dude either has the worst reading comprehension, or is straight attempting to dry-snitch me

it's a poster with one of those beyond embarrassing knack avatars... well after the 'bet' was closed. such entities are unfamiliar with concepts such as shame.

[benjipwns]

Steve Youngblood refilling the mod ranks after the recent purges to better hide his nefarious campaigns.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155196040&postcount=220

dude either has the worst reading comprehension, or is straight attempting to dry-snitch me

Yeah, he's snitching.

Be so lonely in life you dry snitch on a video game message board brehs.

Edit: Or be a borian and cross forum complain about it. 

[Rman]

Good to see EL putting contingencies in place for the eventual duckroll problem.

What's that? You guys joke about Duckroll all the time, but I feel like its some inside joke.

[mormapope]

At my highschool there was a snitching system for students called "quick 50", snitch on somebody with drugs or something malicious and you get $50.

What ended up happening is drug dealers selling ditch weed would quick 50 the people they sold to.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

At my highschool there was a snitching system for students called "quick 50", snitch on somebody with drugs or something malicious and you get $50.

What ended up happening is drug dealers selling ditch weed would quick 50 the people they sold to.

CACS.....

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155196040&postcount=220

dude either has the worst reading comprehension, or is straight attempting to dry-snitch me

the people who call out port begging are the worst. 

oh fucking no, someone wants the game on something else. 

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155155573&postcount=115


people have favorite mods   

Some even put together make-believe awards.

[Joe Molotov]

We do love us some GAF mods.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=814003

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155155573&postcount=115


people have favorite mods   

Some even put together make-believe awards.

We do love us some GAF mods.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=814003

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mod suckoffs, brehs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30911037&postcount=5




Edit: Not shocked that thread is a Borian graveyard of anti-institutional shenanigans.

[Brehvolution]

Kabouter

[Am_I_Anonymous]

All this straight up fuckbuckle ass smooching at yet he's still stranded on death row over here.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30939548&postcount=216

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155155573&postcount=115


people have favorite mods   

Some even put together make-believe awards.

We do love us some GAF mods.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=814003

(Image removed from quote.)

Fwiw both Marys (used to) post here. The shame. 

[Supermanisdead]

Kabouter

best mod 

[Phoenix Dark]

Blackace


should have come here bro

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Blackace


should have come here bro

Yeah, I liked that dude. He had a pretty long chain if you knew your sports. Ended up biting him in the ass, well more specifically Brandui and Dookie.

[nudemacusers]

blackace banned me twice 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

blackace banned me twice 

That's on your end, bro.

[Broseidon]

xander cage is a p fun poster from my what i remember. No idea how he'll be as a mod tho

[nudemacusers]

blackace banned me twice 

That's on your end, bro.

sadly it wasn't


I still never got clarification if I had nikka privileges or not, now that I think of it

[Am_I_Anonymous]

blackace banned me twice 

That's on your end, bro.

sadly it wasn't


I still never got clarification if I had nikka privileges or not, now that I think of it

If you have to ask......

I can do a quick checklist for you:

Dresses Nice   

Darker than bleach colored skin   

Sports ability   

Only got one woman? 

Good taste in food 

You have 3/5 nikka privilege. You are allowed to listen to rap in your car with the windows down but by no means are you to holler at black queens on the block.

[WanderingWind]

I listen to Macklemore at full volume, thank you very much Mr. Papers Please of the ghetto pass.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I listen to Macklemore at full volume, thank you very much Mr. Papers Please of the ghetto pass.

Macklemore is modern white people folk music. You can Bob Dylan Jr. whenever you want breh, nobody listening.


However this may lead to problems if you pull up to a party with that shit going.

This also applies to Machine Gun Kelly, Mac Miller, Drake, and whatever other white dudes are out right now that aren't known as a specific candy brand.

[WanderingWind]

I'm marathoning Friends right now. I think I'm so far in the red that I need to donate my next 73 paychecks to Save the Children just to get back to zero.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm marathoning Friends right now. I think I'm so far in the red that I need to donate my next 73 paychecks to Save the Children just to get back to zero.

Watch an entire season of Martin and throw your mayo out and you'll be back to 0.

[WanderingWind]

I fucking hate mayo and I've watched Martin like, 3 times through. This is my first time watching Friends. It's like I'm reconnecting with my Roots.

[mormapope]

Apple's creed is making decent and reliable hardware that's overpriced as fuck, never understood why that recipe has caused people to fall in love with the stuff they make.

Not to mention their "I'm a mac, I'm a PC" advertisements soured me on actually ever buying their shit.

[sarslip]

a Martin marathon aired on NYE.   

didn't even wanna go out   

[Purple Filth]

Holy shit at that Apple watch thread...

Nintendo fans? Sony fans? Microsoft fans? Turns out.. Apple fans were the most pathetic all along.

its been known for a while

[nudemacusers]

blackace banned me twice 

That's on your end, bro.

sadly it wasn't


I still never got clarification if I had nikka privileges or not, now that I think of it

If you have to ask......

I can do a quick checklist for you:

Dresses Nice   

Darker than bleach colored skin   

Sports ability   

Only got one woman? 

Good taste in food 

You have 3/5 nikka privilege. You are allowed to listen to rap in your car with the windows down but by no means are you to holler at black queens on the block.

hey i played baseball as a kid and made it to the allstar team!

[Tasty]

Holy shit at that Apple watch thread...

Nintendo fans? Sony fans? Microsoft fans? Turns out.. Apple fans were the most pathetic all along.

(Image removed from quote.)


its been known for a while

Yeah that's not really a revelation lol

[Tasty]

Its usually true, yes

Casual scrub bitch

Dat feel when I beat Castlevania a few months ago

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Its usually true, yes

Casual scrub bitch

Dat feel when I beat Castlevania a few months ago

Dat feel when I've been laid in the last two months

[nudemacusers]

i'm sorry, did nintendo, sony, or microsoft have world-famous supermodel christy turlington on stage for a product demo? or did they have nerdy dudes in infinity scarves and awkward tshirt-blazer combos?

know your status bottom-tier fanboy plebians

[Tasty]

Its usually true, yes

Casual scrub bitch

Dat feel when I beat Castlevania a few months ago

Dat feel when I've been laid in the last two months

Dat feel when I watch

[nudemacusers]

actually what's funny is how many people are saying 'well people buy expensive stuff all the time!' who obviously don't read the spergy forums dedicated to watches/clothing and see how particular/knowledgable these consumers can get about the craft behind these items.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

actually what's funny is how many people are saying 'well people buy expensive stuff all the time!' who obviously don't read the spergy forums dedicated to watches/clothing and see how particular/knowledgable these consumers can get about the craft behind these items.

Bought a lower tier rolex about 5 years ago, can confirm these fucks can tell you what degree the jewels must be set in to lose less than a .10 of a second a month. Very much nintendo nerds in Ralph Lauren Blazers with impeccable timepiece taste.

[Your Stalker]

Its usually true, yes

Casual scrub bitch

Dat feel when I beat Castlevania a few months ago

Dat feel when I've been laid in the last two months

  I thought you were married.

[nudemacusers]

actually what's funny is how many people are saying 'well people buy expensive stuff all the time!' who obviously don't read the spergy forums dedicated to watches/clothing and see how particular/knowledgable these consumers can get about the craft behind these items.

Bought a lower tier rolex about 5 years ago, can confirm these fucks can tell you what degree the jewels must be set in to lose less than a .10 of a second a month. Very much nintendo nerds in Ralph Lauren Blazers with impeccable timepiece taste.

i was looking at purse info for the wife some time ago and stumbled upon a huge purse-dedicated forum where chicks were detailing so much information about this shit (specific leathers, types of stitching, you name it) they easily knew more than any sales associate I've come across. it was crazy and definitely killed the stereotype that such consumers are ill-informed about what they buy.

[king of the internet]

i'm sorry, did nintendo, sony, or microsoft have world-famous supermodel christy turlington on stage for a product demo? or did they have nerdy dudes in infinity scarves and awkward tshirt-blazer combos?

know your status bottom-tier fanboy plebians

The t-shirt blazer combo is shit-tier fashion, especially when fucking blue jeans are in the mix. If you willingly wear that in public, and think it looks good, you are a bad person. Scarves that totally clash with the base outfit are also  status.

I'm not super into fashion, but even I know to avoid such atrocities at all costs.

[Kara]

actually what's funny is how many people are saying 'well people buy expensive stuff all the time!' who obviously don't read the spergy forums dedicated to watches/clothing and see how particular/knowledgable these consumers can get about the craft behind these items.

If my ETA movement shade in the Apple Calculator Watch thread didn't give me away, I'm very guilty on this one.

[Verdigris Murder]

I think Tyrler M, for all intents and purposes is an ok guy, I genuinely think that if you didn't suffer any of his make believes, he'd be excellent company. BUT.

He should get rid of Neogaf, for money, but don't actually tell anyone about it due to a golden handcuff deal. Like biggierstman did with GB. Otherwise he's going to be doing whatever the best example of a male stripper or a grocery bag filling enabler is doing in the year 2019.

[StealthFan]

[Mr. Nobody]

Its usually true, yes

Casual scrub bitch

Dat feel when I beat Castlevania a few months ago

Dat feel when I've been laid in the last two months

Nicca you married, that's no longer an accomplishment 

[Steve Contra]

actually what's funny is how many people are saying 'well people buy expensive stuff all the time!' who obviously don't read the spergy forums dedicated to watches/clothing and see how particular/knowledgable these consumers can get about the craft behind these items.

Bought a lower tier rolex about 5 years ago, can confirm these fucks can tell you what degree the jewels must be set in to lose less than a .10 of a second a month. Very much nintendo nerds in Ralph Lauren Blazers with impeccable timepiece taste.

i was looking at purse info for the wife some time ago and stumbled upon a huge purse-dedicated forum where chicks were detailing so much information about this shit (specific leathers, types of stitching, you name it) they easily knew more than any sales associate I've come across. it was crazy and definitely killed the stereotype that such consumers are ill-informed about what they buy.

Plenty of them are, most aren't (coming from someone's who's sold "luxury" goods for years now).

[Supermanisdead]

actually what's funny is how many people are saying 'well people buy expensive stuff all the time!' who obviously don't read the spergy forums dedicated to watches/clothing and see how particular/knowledgable these consumers can get about the craft behind these items.

Bought a lower tier rolex about 5 years ago, can confirm these fucks can tell you what degree the jewels must be set in to lose less than a .10 of a second a month. Very much nintendo nerds in Ralph Lauren Blazers with impeccable timepiece taste.

i was looking at purse info for the wife some time ago and stumbled upon a huge purse-dedicated forum where chicks were detailing so much information about this shit (specific leathers, types of stitching, you name it) they easily knew more than any sales associate I've come across. it was crazy and definitely killed the stereotype that such consumers are ill-informed about what they buy.

ah, purseblog. they banned me for excessive balenciaga trolling 

[Kara]

You're an underappreciated gem, Supes.

[thisismyusername]

actually what's funny is how many people are saying 'well people buy expensive stuff all the time!' who obviously don't read the spergy forums dedicated to watches/clothing and see how particular/knowledgable these consumers can get about the craft behind these items.

Bought a lower tier rolex about 5 years ago, can confirm these fucks can tell you what degree the jewels must be set in to lose less than a .10 of a second a month. Very much nintendo nerds in Ralph Lauren Blazers with impeccable timepiece taste.

i was looking at purse info for the wife some time ago and stumbled upon a huge purse-dedicated forum where chicks were detailing so much information about this shit (specific leathers, types of stitching, you name it) they easily knew more than any sales associate I've come across. it was crazy and definitely killed the stereotype that such consumers are ill-informed about what they buy.

ah, purseblog. they banned me for excessive balenciaga trolling 

So, basically:



?

[nudemacusers]

steve: oh i'm sure, i'm just responding to the (ignorant) attitude that is often bandied about on tech-oriented forums that anyone buying a high-priced or luxury good is someone that simply cares about status and what have you. obviously label whores and co exist, but they're usually pretty easy to suss out.

actually what's funny is how many people are saying 'well people buy expensive stuff all the time!' who obviously don't read the spergy forums dedicated to watches/clothing and see how particular/knowledgable these consumers can get about the craft behind these items.

Bought a lower tier rolex about 5 years ago, can confirm these fucks can tell you what degree the jewels must be set in to lose less than a .10 of a second a month. Very much nintendo nerds in Ralph Lauren Blazers with impeccable timepiece taste.

i was looking at purse info for the wife some time ago and stumbled upon a huge purse-dedicated forum where chicks were detailing so much information about this shit (specific leathers, types of stitching, you name it) they easily knew more than any sales associate I've come across. it was crazy and definitely killed the stereotype that such consumers are ill-informed about what they buy.

ah, purseblog. they banned me for excessive balenciaga trolling 

wang balenciaga or ghesquiere balenciaga?

[nachobro]

wang

[nudemacusers]

not only has he successfully established his own brand named alexander wang, he is the first asian creative director for french fashion house, and made this for h&m



and when I was a kid people ripped on a classmate for having butts as a last name; dude is probably running a billion dollar conglomerate called butts incorporated now

[nudemacusers]

that name would probably look great in helvetica neue on a white label stapled to the inside of a blistered lamb tunic.

[Eel O'Brian]

there is nothing in that picture i don't want to punch

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155262442&postcount=805

Pop quiz, which is longer time wise, this post or the amount of gameplay in The Order?

The answer?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Both fucking suck.

[close]

[El Babua]

The fact that Sony Stanleys on GAF hitched their ride on a badly done wannabe ScyFi original for a video game instead of Bloodborne displeases me.

Then again, like me, they're probably expecting positive reviews for the later. 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155262442&postcount=805

Pop quiz, which is longer time wise, this post or the amount of gameplay in The Order?

The answer?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Both fucking suck.

[close]

- Nikola Tesla, grounded in reality.

In this part of the review they complain that Nikola is wasted and under utilised, that in myth he was rumoured to have created a device that could cause Earthquakes and things of that ilk. Whilst it's fine to want that, this is not the game for those kinds of immensely fantastical inventions. The Order 1886 may be fictional and based in fantasy, but it is very much grounded in reality, with an air of realism to all the weapons and gadgets in the game.

These two completely and utterly fail to realise that. They state that the first weapon Nikola proposes is simply a rifle with a scope, completely missing that moments earlier, he introduced you to the Fuse device, and explained the full science behind it no less. On top of that, take the time for a little exposition, and you'll notice other trinkets littered around his lab, including the arc gun being tested. The arc gun, the thermite rifle, the fuse device, all of these inventive gadgets and weapons have a certain believability to them, and are designed in such a way that they could actually have existed. I think these two failed to appreciate that, instead expecting over the top, even more superfluous gadgetry, that simply would not fit in with premise of the game at all.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155262442&postcount=805

Pop quiz, which is longer time wise, this post or the amount of gameplay in The Order?

The answer?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Both fucking suck.

[close]

http://i.imgur.com/OvLzpgK.webm

[nudemacusers]

That's a pretty dope suit and coat combo