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Am_I_Anonymous

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Aquamarine  :neogaf

Risking your job which grants you more Nintendo shit so you can provide Nintendo fuckboys with sales numbers so they can sleep at night.

What happened? Summary? Link?

Yeah no shit, shit like this is as bad as the goddamn commercial break that pops out right before you learn who did X to Y on network television.
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Man you guys are going hard on GRX and that Zelda guy. Getting weird, does it really bother you that much?
How else am I supposed to feel superior?
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Start here:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2008208#msg2008208

Seems pretty silly to risk what I assume is mid to high mid tier range job to impress a bunch of fucktards and provide them with sensitive(ish) data that means exactly nothing in their lives other than being another fulcrum to attach the lever of spergness too.

:yeshrug
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You did/do the same thing to Stealth, why defend GRX now? They're both heavy dudes, so that can't be it...

I have plenty of issues with StealthFan. I've made that clear already, no need to run in circles.
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It doesn't really matter to me, I just like to counter-point fingers.

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Anyone have any information on what Metamorpheus has posted in the Poli-gaf thread? It's been almost 3 whole days without an update.


Start here:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2008208#msg2008208

Seems pretty silly to risk what I assume is mid to high mid tier range job to impress a bunch of fucktards and provide them with sensitive(ish) data that means exactly nothing in their lives other than being another fulcrum to attach the lever of spergness too.

:yeshrug

I can't think of a better response than "You are really dumb."

Internet fame > job? Wow.
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I went to a wedding last year where they played the Jurassic Park theme song. that was weird
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Man you guys are going hard on GRX and that Zelda guy. Getting weird, does it really bother you that much?

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You did/do the same thing to Stealth, why defend GRX now? They're both heavy dudes, so that can't be it...

I have plenty of issues with StealthFan. I've made that clear already, no need to run in circles.
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behind my avatar, nobody can tell I'm NEET.

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Xenoblade 2's battle theme is fucking hot garbage

and this is coming from someone who quite enjoyed most of the lyrical work in FFXIII-2, or at least the beats that accompanied them.

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Dreadless Busta  :holeup

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Start here:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2008208#msg2008208

Seems pretty silly to risk what I assume is mid to high mid tier range job to impress a bunch of fucktards and provide them with sensitive(ish) data that means exactly nothing in their lives other than being another fulcrum to attach the lever of spergness too.

:yeshrug

I can't think of a better response than "You are really dumb."

Internet fame > job? Wow.

I kinda can't make sense of this. I knew about a huge gaming-related news item well in advance before it went public last year, among some other big non-gaming stories. I wouldnever have given serious thought of running to GAF with any of the details, although it very briefly crossed my mind. My career would've ended and I would have been legally/financially fucked. My guess is she is really comfortable with the people at her job and overconfident in her job security. Or just really rich and simply not giving a damn about being jobless or hopping to another cushy job through her connections. I've known a few people to quit their well-paying jobs on a whim to just "take a year off," go backpacking in South America, etc. --and then go right back to another fancy job.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

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I kinda can't make sense of this. I knew about a huge gaming-related news item well in advance before it went public last year, among some other big non-gaming stories. I wouldnever have given serious thought of running to GAF with any of the details, although it very briefly crossed my mind. My career would've ended and I would have been legally/financially fucked. My guess is she is really comfortable with the people at her job and overconfident in her job security. Or just really rich and simply not giving a damn about being jobless or hopping to another cushy job through her connections. I've known a few people to quit their well-paying jobs on a whim to just "take a year off," go backpacking in South America, etc. --and then go right back to another fancy job.
Someone said she was a millionaire living in NYC, so probably the latter. Still stupid.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155830954&postcount=9

This is the first post by Harson I've ever liked or laughed at. :lol

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all these gamergate bans and various 'social justice' bans have rendered gaf somewhat boring now. very little forum drama, and then they ban the weird 2010 apple troll

mods help :tocry
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There's a bit of drama in the Batman variant cover thread

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There's a bit of drama in the Batman variant cover thread
gross opto is in the thread  :yuck
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all these gamergate bans and various 'social justice' bans have rendered gaf somewhat boring now. very little forum drama, and then they ban the weird 2010 apple troll

mods help :tocry
If you think that GAF is only boring after these bans you haven't been paying attention.
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well more boring
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There's a bit of drama in the Batman variant cover thread
gross opto is in the thread  :yuck

does he have a history? tats the first time ive seen him

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There's a bit of drama in the Batman variant cover thread
gross opto is in the thread  :yuck

does he have a history? tats the first time ive seen him
just gobs of shrillposting about the patriarchy and misogyny.
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I'm still paying off a $1500 stress test. you know, the thing where they put some monitors on you while you run on a treadmill for a few minutes? yeah fuck our healthcare system

I had a lapse in health care coverage because my credit card got hacked (Thanks Target) and I went to the doctor's office for a prescription refill and they asked to do normal lab work because I hadn't been in.

I now have a $1000+ bill for simple lab work because I was uninsured.

Xenoblade 2's battle theme is fucking hot garbage

and this is coming from someone who quite enjoyed most of the lyrical work in FFXIII-2, or at least the beats that accompanied them.

Most of Xenoblade 2 looks like hot garbage. It looks like a PS2 Star Ocean game.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2015, 10:16:05 PM by bluemax »
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Capcom's the one that should be counting their blessings? :what

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Capcom's the one that should be counting their blessings? :what

Yes. The series was DEAD without the online functions.

Wii brings the online functions that the PSP version didn't have: It suddenly starts to gain a cult following beyond a niche of Sony gamers that were strictly using LAN tunneling to play with people from longer distances than a sneeze range.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

Do I really need to bring up your posts on the 3DS version of Smash Bros.?

:yeshrug

I was making a comment on the quality of Smash 3DS versus the Wii U version. Personally, I found the hype for it a bit absurd since Smash is a console game to me. (And ipso facto, the 3DS version is basically completely forgotten now that the Wii U version is out. :lol)

In a sales-age thread, saying MH has better potential on a console (as the linked poster did) has been proven false basically since the franchise was first created. And yes, that includes the west. All the console games (1, Tri, 3U Wii U) have sold jack shit compared to the handheld ones (F, F2, FU, 3U 3DS, especially 4U.)

Going back to the conversation of quality, I would very much prefer MH on a console. 3U was easily the best setup in the series with the handheld for local play, console for online and 1080p, and save-syncing between them.

But that poster was displaying some mad salt. Monster Hunter would not sell better on a console, period. Even if they did the whole AAAA thing and give it the graphics of The Order (as so many in the "modernize MH!!!!" crowd crow for) would not produce the sales that 4U has.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Capcom's the one that should be counting their blessings? :what

Yes. The series was DEAD without the online functions.

Wii brings the online functions that the PSP version didn't have: It suddenly starts to gain a cult following beyond a niche of Sony gamers that were strictly using LAN tunneling to play with people from longer distances than a sneeze range.

I can see where you're coming from, but since it was Capcom that made the decision to include online in 4/4U, I'm not sure how you could call them "lucky." You make it sound like they weren't planning on it until the online fairy sprinkled his magic network dust onto the programmers' computers and then "Oh wow, we're so lucky he decided to visit us!" :P

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Capcom's the one that should be counting their blessings? :what

Yes. The series was DEAD without the online functions.

Wii brings the online functions that the PSP version didn't have: It suddenly starts to gain a cult following beyond a niche of Sony gamers that were strictly using LAN tunneling to play with people from longer distances than a sneeze range.

I can see where you're coming from, but since it was Capcom that made the decision to include online in 4/4U, I'm not sure how you could call them "lucky." You make it sound like they weren't planning on it until the online fairy sprinkled his magic network dust onto the programmers' computers and then "Oh wow, we're so lucky he decided to visit us!" :p

Technically, that's kinda the case. Capcom completely ignored the fact the PSP (and PS2) had network capability (IIRC the second PS2 title does have online, but it's been a while) and the only network infrastructure was the download missions for local/LAN wifi.

It wasn't until they went onto the Wii, saw that there was built-in internet (and not needing an adapter) that Capcom finally went "oh, hey there's this online thing. Maybe we should try it to get this to gain traction in the west."
« Last Edit: March 13, 2015, 11:58:42 PM by thisismyusername »

Tasty

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Something like that, sure. But I still don't understand why Capcom should be considered lucky. :P

Edit- I'm not sure online can be called solely responsible for the series' rising popularity. 3U 3DS didn't have it and it outsold Tri and 3U Wii U.

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Bros, something fishy here. I completely fried my leg my rookie year (like Paul George bad) in practice and I was out of the hospital in 2 days and that accounted for internal bleeding and the like.

Amirox Part II, enjoy.

I agree.  If I'm going to be donating money, I'd need to see a hell of a lot more than some sob story that tells about 80% of the story if that.
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lol that moran Opto got banned in the Batman thread.  :lol

can someone take care of Link to the Snitch next?

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I can't tell if the paper he's writing is for highschool or community college.

Reading through it, it comes of as being written by a fanboy rather than someone trying to lay out what Nintendo actually is.
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I'm still paying off a $1500 stress test. you know, the thing where they put some monitors on you while you run on a treadmill for a few minutes? yeah fuck our healthcare system

I had a lapse in health care coverage because my credit card got hacked (Thanks Target) and I went to the doctor's office for a prescription refill and they asked to do normal lab work because I hadn't been in.

I now have a $1000+ bill for simple lab work because I was uninsured.

Xenoblade 2's battle theme is fucking hot garbage

and this is coming from someone who quite enjoyed most of the lyrical work in FFXIII-2, or at least the beats that accompanied them.

Most of Xenoblade 2 looks like hot garbage. It looks like a PS2 Star Ocean game.

I dunno, I think the environmental detail looks great... don't know where you're getting SO3 from. (which wasn't all that bad looking for an early PS2 game)
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lol that moran Opto got banned in the Batman thread.  :lol

can someone take care of Link to the Snitch next?


Seems like he's getting publicly shamed, which is better than a ban.
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lol that moran Opto got banned in the Batman thread.  :lol

can someone take care of Link to the Snitch next?

cash money he got banned for telling someone to fuck off

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Xenoblade 2's battle theme is fucking hot garbage

and this is coming from someone who quite enjoyed most of the lyrical work in FFXIII-2, or at least the beats that accompanied them.
Honestly I worry a bit about Xenoblade 2. I mean it's not much of a history but if you follow history there's not a trend of the 2nd follow up to a Xeno game being any good. I still physically shudder when someone even mentions Xenosaga 2.
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Xenosaga :stahp

Xenogears Disc 2  :lucas

Xenosaga 2  :shaq2

I bought Xenosaga 2 for full price the day it came out. I never actually beat it until like 3 years ago. Its so bad.

Kara

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Xenogears disc 2. :lawd

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I started a Xenosaga series playthrough.  got up to an hour into 2.  I hear it's only 20-ish hours, so I'll go back one of these days.  I realize there are lots of problems with the game but even just the change in VA and character designs was enough to throw me off.  Everyone in 1 was perfectly fine, why'd they scrap them?!   All they needed to do was continue on with the space opera nonsense and not change everything. Fun fact: a person who worked on it posted online that they were gonna commit suicide after it came out.

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YMMV

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151562723#post151562723

ban this casual ninthing pussyboi

Truly one of the great injustices in this life is that a weapon as fuckawesome as the gunlance languishes in Monster Hunter.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151562723#post151562723

ban this casual ninthing pussyboi

Truly one of the great injustices in this life is that a weapon as fuckawesome as the gunlance languishes in Monster Hunter.

Dude if you got MH I'd love to tear it up with you. :hitler

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1010386

Wrath, explain this lavish lifestyle for me, please.

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gotta take a shower after pooping on an Instagram thot
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gotta take a shower after pooping on an Instagram thot

Cant wait until the vice docuentary on this comes out

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1010512
 :oreilly

The anger over these comparisons is fucked.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151562723#post151562723

ban this casual ninthing pussyboi

Truly one of the great injustices in this life is that a weapon as fuckawesome as the gunlance languishes in Monster Hunter.

Dude if you got MH I'd love to tear it up with you. :hitler

I only played on PSP. :shaq2

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1010512
 :oreilly

The anger over these comparisons is fucked.

"My PS4 version doesn't look like that."

The shots have clearly been altered as a part of the ongoing anti-Sony agenda in games journalism.  :trash
« Last Edit: March 14, 2015, 04:27:41 PM by king of the internet »

"they even put grass in the clouds"

 :rofl

Take My Breh Away

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155941291&postcount=83

Invalidate visual differences because the guy who made the article is anti-gaf, brehs.

While I think of it, the IQ on those PC shots isn't outstanding because there's barely any AA on it either so Rockstar aren't even bullshotting it. Weird.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2015, 04:48:43 PM by Take My Breh Away »