Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 3180855 times)

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #34320 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:04:26 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on June 11, 2015, 06:21:34 AM

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#shinji

why in gods name did my homegirl asuka end up with shinji at the end of the world

In rebuild you can ship Osca with Mari.
Shinji with what
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remains of Kaworu's head.
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Evangelion ended with End Of Eva

Anime didn't exist after 2005

Tasty · « **Reply #34321 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM »

1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

bork · « **Reply #34322 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:09:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061324

1. Why do people make threads like this?

2. Bar Mitzvahs are at 13. $:-\$

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34323 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:11:17 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 01:46:16 AM

What are people mad about?
That they can't shit on fat dudes anymore in their echo chamber of a site that promotes nothing but the hivemind opinion?

He said unironically.

Kara · « **Reply #34324 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:15:45 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM

1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

The rebuilds rule. Fuck the haters.

bork · « **Reply #34325 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:17:27 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 11, 2015, 03:15:45 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM
1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

The rebuilds rule. Fuck the haters.

Eva sucks. Fuck 'em all.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #34326 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:22:29 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM

1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

Funi be fucking up the dub real bad or something, back to the drawing board they were. Or something.

bork · « **Reply #34327 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:24:30 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 11, 2015, 03:22:29 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM
1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

Funi be fucking up the dub real bad or something, back to the drawing board they were. Or something.

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doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #34328 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:40:44 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061352

oh dear

StealthFan · « **Reply #34329 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:45:18 PM »

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on June 11, 2015, 03:40:44 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061352

oh dear

There is relief in giving up. I have felt it myself when I tried to kill myself 5 years ago. Felt good brehs.

Kara · « **Reply #34330 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:53:20 PM »

Giving up and idling fountain.

nachobro · « **Reply #34331 on:** June 11, 2015, 03:57:16 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on June 11, 2015, 03:09:42 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061324

1. Why do people make threads like this?

2. Bar Mitzvahs are at 13. $:-\$

austistic goys

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #34332 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:00:57 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 11, 2015, 03:53:20 PM

Giving up and idling fountain.

That should be the name of the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.

archie4208 · « **Reply #34333 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 11, 2015, 03:53:20 PM

Giving up and idling fountain.

Fountain diving.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #34334 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:03:46 PM »

Well, it had been a while since the last suicidal thread. So it was overdue.
To be fair, shit seems real rough for this guy. I feel bad for him.

At least his Metal Gear pals are trying
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167403347&postcount=68

Quote from: bork laser on June 11, 2015, 03:24:30 PM

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I think I can't order my words today.

Kara · « **Reply #34335 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:07:26 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 11, 2015, 04:02:33 PM

Quote from: Vularai on June 11, 2015, 03:53:20 PM
Giving up and idling fountain.

Fountain diving.

jerkface my life insurance policy doesn't pay out if I get an abandon.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #34336 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:07:38 PM »

people are trying to drag that FPH drama bullshit into Neil deGrasse Tyson's AMA on art.

nachobro · « **Reply #34337 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:13:11 PM »

Posting a suicide thread on gaf is the saddest cry for attention of all time. Anyone who does it should just be permabanned instantly.

studyguy · « **Reply #34338 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:14:48 PM »

Telling the dude not to off himself because then he won't be able to play a game he prob can't afford anyway seems like a poor morale booster.

But I guess it's the thought that counts.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #34339 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:16:40 PM »

To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Sausage · « **Reply #34340 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:18:25 PM »

Fuckin squares

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

studyguy · « **Reply #34341 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:18:36 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 04:16:40 PM

To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Rebuild is shit.
Anno taking the stans for a ride and shitting on the industry all in one swing.

Asuka why do you still look 13 years old?
Cause pedostan magic, Shinji. Now go be useless somewhere else again for the rest of this film.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #34342 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:21:18 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 04:14:48 PM

Telling the dude not to off himself because then he won't be able to play a game he prob can't afford anyway seems like a poor morale booster.

After I failed out of my first school I also planned to off myself. Of course I wanted to wait until after playing FFXIII.

Things got a bit better.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #34343 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:31:36 PM »

I am still wrapping my mind around playing xbox one games in a VR living room setting...

helios · « **Reply #34344 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:33:47 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 04:18:36 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 04:16:40 PM
To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Rebuild is shit.
Anno taking the stans for a ride and shitting on the industry all in one swing.

Asuka why do you still look 13 years old?
Cause pedostan magic, Shinji. Now go be useless somewhere else again for the rest of this film.

1.11 and 2.22 are good, but 3.33 is dogshit mostly because of that.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34345 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:34:02 PM »

http://np.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/39cupk/just_a_heads_up_rkappa_is_being_reviewed_by_the/

Kappa worried about NeoFIG. This is a first. Kappa.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #34346 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:43:09 PM »

Quote from: helios on June 11, 2015, 04:33:47 PM

Quote from: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 04:18:36 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 04:16:40 PM
To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Rebuild is shit.
Anno taking the stans for a ride and shitting on the industry all in one swing.

Asuka why do you still look 13 years old?
Cause pedostan magic, Shinji. Now go be useless somewhere else again for the rest of this film.

1.11 and 2.22 are good, but 3.33 is dogshit mostly because of that.

1.11 is basically just the tv show........

I'll never understand how 2.22 is as it's the continuation of pretty much dumbing down every character, introduces the shitty Mari, and continues the pointless breaking of Evangelion rules and makes no sense.

studyguy · « **Reply #34347 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:49:46 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 04:43:09 PM

Quote from: helios on June 11, 2015, 04:33:47 PM
Quote from: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 04:18:36 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 11, 2015, 04:16:40 PM
To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Rebuild is shit.
Anno taking the stans for a ride and shitting on the industry all in one swing.

Asuka why do you still look 13 years old?
Cause pedostan magic, Shinji. Now go be useless somewhere else again for the rest of this film.

1.11 and 2.22 are good, but 3.33 is dogshit mostly because of that.
1.11 is basically just the tv show........

I'll never understand how 2.22 is as it's the continuation of pretty much dumbing down every character, introduces the shitty Mari, and continues the pointless breaking of Evangelion rules and makes no sense.

Because Anno knows yall will eat that shit up anyway.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #34348 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:51:23 PM »

I like the ending of Rebuild movie #2

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34349 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:52:22 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on June 11, 2015, 04:18:25 PM

Fuckin squares

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

200+ posts over two cases of beer.

studyguy · « **Reply #34350 on:** June 11, 2015, 04:55:33 PM »

The first hard liquor I was introduced to drinking with was Bacardi Limon.
I mean I had beer before then, but that was basically my cousin saying Drink this you fucking pussy at a party.

Tasted like I washed my mouth out with lemon flavored windex.
It was a fun night all in all. I really should have opted for the long island iced tea but I was a dummy as jumped head long into a handle of vodka.

mormapope · « **Reply #34351 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on June 11, 2015, 04:18:25 PM

Fuckin squares

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

Senior year of highschool meant getting wasted every Friday, smoking weed at any chance.

I feel bad for kids that don't get to do that shit during highschool. Feel even worse for kids that have older siblings and can't let loose due to concerning paranoia.

nachobro · « **Reply #34352 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:01:12 PM »

Offered Bacardi Limon and called you a pussy? Now that is hypocritical. What else did they have there, Malibu?

studyguy · « **Reply #34353 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:02:36 PM »

The worst are the sheltered Christian kids hitting college freshman year for the first time experiencing freedom. My freshman year in college I saw way too many of these sheltered types ending up blacked out or some ending up with getting shit pumped at the hospital due to not being able to pace themselves.

Quote from: nachobro on June 11, 2015, 05:01:12 PM

Offered Bacardi Limon and called you a pussy? Now that is hypocritical. What else did they have there, Malibu?

Just being honest breh. I'm not gonna stand out here and act like taking rum straight at 14 was every day for me.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #34354 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:05:54 PM »

Anno did well.
Rebuild inspires such hilarious reactions and lashing out. All the anger, hate, and raw emotion.

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 11, 2015, 04:34:02 PM

http://np.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/39cupk/just_a_heads_up_rkappa_is_being_reviewed_by_the/

Kappa worried about NeoFIG. This is a first. Kappa.

Fighting game subreds are in danger but not the fucked up shit like dead baby pages?

mormapope · « **Reply #34355 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:06:46 PM »

That beer thread is the worst thread I've seen on Gaf.

nachobro · « **Reply #34356 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:07:25 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on June 11, 2015, 05:02:36 PM

Just being honest breh. I'm not gonna stand out here and act like taking rum straight at 14 was every day for me.

just jokes dawg

Huff · « **Reply #34357 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:08:39 PM »

Buying booze for younger kids was great, you always got to fuck them over on the change

Huff · « **Reply #34358 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:09:04 PM »

Quote from: Huff on June 11, 2015, 05:08:39 PM

Buying booze for younger kids was great, you always got to fuck them

newsfeed

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #34359 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:38:59 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167413815&postcount=72

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34360 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:43:35 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on June 11, 2015, 02:14:07 PM

VR

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VR porn will be the second sexual revolution if they can get it close to the real thing (you'd have to buy a USB dildo, pussy, or ass of course).

studyguy · « **Reply #34361 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on June 11, 2015, 05:43:35 PM

Quote from: D3RANG3D on June 11, 2015, 02:14:07 PM
VR

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VR porn will be the second sexual revolution if they can get it close to the real thing (you'd have to buy a USB dildo, pussy, or ass of course).

Pretty sure Japan's already on that mission.
Has been for a while I'd imagine.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #34362 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on June 11, 2015, 05:43:35 PM

Quote from: D3RANG3D on June 11, 2015, 02:14:07 PM
VR

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VR porn will be the second sexual revolution if they can get it close to the real thing (you'd have to buy a USB dildo, pussy, or ass of course).

http://kotaku.com/vr-porn-has-made-some-progress-with-breasts-at-least-1695539854

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34363 on:** June 11, 2015, 05:50:21 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 11, 2015, 12:41:55 PM

Quote from: agrajag on June 11, 2015, 12:38:40 PM
What surprises me is that autist somehow convinced anyone to have sex with him in the first place.

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 10, 2015, 11:26:13 PM
oh and i didn't realize marrec was in an open relationship. it ending in a apathetic fizzle doesn't surprise me. judgmental of me maybe but through the years all the people i've known who beat that drum struck me as the type who just refuse to, well, grow up. at some point if you want to maintain a relationship you actually have to commit. sucks that there is a kid involved.

marrec's bae had some lesbo cuck + babysitting deal goin' on. i don't think he had any leveraging power in the relationship. he got to say he "had a girlfriend" and occasionally contractually get his tip wet; other than that, i suspect it was "shut the fuck up and keep an eye on the kid while i and someone else with an actual personality go party, you delusional wowtard".

he was probably JUST good-looking enough to avoid utter disposability given that i suspect his mistress wasn't anything special herself, but then he went and got fat. bae sent him to the curb. #cucklife

Could you flesh this post out some more? It needs to be a little bit longer to get me off (that's what she said).

StealthFan · « **Reply #34364 on:** June 11, 2015, 06:06:20 PM »

http://opa-ages.forumflash.com/index.php?/topic/958-reddit-starts-banning-harassing-subreddits/?p=21540

Huff · « **Reply #34365 on:** June 11, 2015, 06:21:52 PM »

I don't understand reddit or how it works, but apparently neither does their CEO

https://archive.is/9RFIp

FStop7 · « **Reply #34366 on:** June 11, 2015, 06:22:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

hey man, why can't we go to another country, visit their sacred ground, ignore their rules, literally piss on it, and not get in trouble? this is oppression, man. proud atheist signing off.

studyguy · « **Reply #34367 on:** June 11, 2015, 06:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Huff on June 11, 2015, 06:21:52 PM

I don't understand reddit or how it works, but apparently neither does their CEO

https://archive.is/9RFIp

Honestly that's probably the least surprising thing about this whole deal.
I get its a tech company, but isn't she an outside hire MBA/Lawyer brought in to make shit profitable?
If it wasn't a tech company, lot of people prob wouldn't be surprised if their CEO wasn't super experienced in whatever they were peddling.

Quote from: FStop7 on June 11, 2015, 06:22:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

hey man, why can't we go to another country, visit their sacred ground, ignore their rules, literally piss on it, and not get in trouble? this is oppression, man. proud atheist signing off.

That chick is pretty cute tho.
I mean if I mean I could do worse as a neglected mountain god than having some chick like that piss on me.

sarslip · « **Reply #34368 on:** June 11, 2015, 06:31:15 PM »

Huelen caught himself a body

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=167419883#post167419883

Edit

he edited the second line in, had a change of heart cuz he knew he put down a nice burn, but now he has a taste for blood so, maybe this is a turning point

zomgee · « **Reply #34369 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:02:39 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on June 11, 2015, 06:22:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

hey man, why can't we go to another country, visit their sacred ground, ignore their rules, literally piss on it, and not get in trouble? this is oppression, man. proud atheist signing off.

mac... again... is a god in that thread.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #34370 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:03:16 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060221

LOL at defending this this shit

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:Fedora

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archie4208 · « **Reply #34371 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:13:56 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167419106&postcount=8

You'll never be this much of a stan for a multinational corporation.

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #34372 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:16:08 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 11, 2015, 07:13:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167419106&postcount=8

You'll never be this much of a stan for a multinational corporation.

PS for life. :3

mormapope · « **Reply #34373 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:21:07 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 11, 2015, 07:13:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167419106&postcount=8

You'll never be this much of a stan for a multinational corporation.

I mean, if these PS tards buy the game and the game ends up being great, that's good. But knowing that they can't even do a fireball or dragon punch correctly makes my inner nerd angry.

Stanning for shit that you have no clue about

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #34374 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:36:04 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 11, 2015, 07:13:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167419106&postcount=8

You'll never be this much of a stan for a multinational corporation.

Wow, I never would have seen that post coming from him.
Truly my world just got flipped upside down.

Edit: He literally just got banned as I posted that.
Fuck yeah, I got the magic power.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #34375 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:40:13 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 11, 2015, 07:21:07 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on June 11, 2015, 07:13:56 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167419106&postcount=8

You'll never be this much of a stan for a multinational corporation.

I mean, if these PS tards buy the game and the game ends up being great, that's good. But knowing that they can't even do a fireball or dragon punch correctly makes my inner nerd angry.

Stanning for shit that you have no clue about

The salt when cross play comes in and PC gamers have frame advantage and less input lag

Kara · « **Reply #34376 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:43:16 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on June 11, 2015, 06:22:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

hey man, why can't we go to another country, visit their sacred ground, ignore their rules, literally piss on it, and not get in trouble? this is oppression, man. proud atheist signing off.

"We are often told to travel, but then to just brainlessly conform to local cultures, customs, not question anything," he wrote.

"That is the biggest serving of bullshit you could possibly step in. Question everything, judge everything, see what works, see what doesn’t."

So I guess he found out traipsing about like a dipshit doesn't work.

mormapope · « **Reply #34377 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:49:33 PM »

Not giving a shit about any form of culture is perfectly normal and acceptable. Not giving a shit and then openly expressing that via direct action is going to lead to consequences.

Its not even a issue of respect, life is easier when you create less conflict with others.

Rufus · « **Reply #34378 on:** June 11, 2015, 08:01:50 PM »

Frag (pbuh) summed it up perfectly there.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167312456&postcount=37

zepblackstar · « **Reply #34379 on:** June 11, 2015, 08:13:54 PM »

This guy is not recognizing hookers trying to make a deal

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061435

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 3180855 times)