1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[FStop7]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

Everything wrong with GAF distilled into one thread.  The OP was physically attacked and threatened with murder (the mugger was probably lying about having a gun, but the threat is more than enough) and he's almost immediately jumped on by assholes looking to pick apart every word he wrote in order to construct some sort of "gotcha" moment because they seem to have convinced themselves by watching Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly 24/7 that this is how adults actually interact with each other in the real world. 

[Shadow Mod]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

Everything wrong with GAF distilled into one thread.  The OP was physically attacked and threatened with murder (the mugger was probably lying about having a gun, but the threat is more than enough) and he's almost immediately jumped on by assholes looking to pick apart every word he wrote in order to construct some sort of "gotcha" moment because they seem to have convinced themselves by watching Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly 24/7 that this is how adults actually interact with each other in the real world.

Well it's also what happens everyone thinks being the most cynical is cool. Can't blame too hard though, how many of those threads turn out to be troll threads with not a lick of reality to them?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

Everything wrong with GAF distilled into one thread.  The OP was physically attacked and threatened with murder (the mugger was probably lying about having a gun, but the threat is more than enough) and he's almost immediately jumped on by assholes looking to pick apart every word he wrote in order to construct some sort of "gotcha" moment because they seem to have convinced themselves by watching Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly 24/7 that this is how adults actually interact with each other in the real world.

Most gaffers have no real life friends and don't leave the house (read: mom's basement).  To them, this is how people interact with each other in the real world.

[zomgee]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

Everything wrong with GAF distilled into one thread.  The OP was physically attacked and threatened with murder (the mugger was probably lying about having a gun, but the threat is more than enough) and he's almost immediately jumped on by assholes looking to pick apart every word he wrote in order to construct some sort of "gotcha" moment because they seem to have convinced themselves by watching Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly 24/7 that this is how adults actually interact with each other in the real world.

Well it's also what happens everyone thinks being the most cynical is cool. Can't blame too hard though, how many of those threads turn out to be troll threads with not a lick of reality to them?

I dunno, how about who gives a shit? Maybe call the guy out on his stupid fucking Streets of Rage III story instead of shitting smug sensitivity in your hand and throwing it at the screen?

Christ GAF is so interested in sucking its own dick there's going to be a thread about getting ribs removed.

[Shadow Mod]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

Everything wrong with GAF distilled into one thread.  The OP was physically attacked and threatened with murder (the mugger was probably lying about having a gun, but the threat is more than enough) and he's almost immediately jumped on by assholes looking to pick apart every word he wrote in order to construct some sort of "gotcha" moment because they seem to have convinced themselves by watching Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly 24/7 that this is how adults actually interact with each other in the real world.

Well it's also what happens everyone thinks being the most cynical is cool. Can't blame too hard though, how many of those threads turn out to be troll threads with not a lick of reality to them?

I dunno, how about who gives a shit? Maybe call the guy out on his stupid fucking Streets of Rage III story instead of shitting smug sensitivity in your hand and throwing it at the screen?

Christ GAF is so interested in sucking its own dick there's going to be a thread about getting ribs removed.

 

This whole thread is basically the epitome of giving a shit when you shouldn't. GAF gonna GAF.

[zomgee]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

Everything wrong with GAF distilled into one thread.  The OP was physically attacked and threatened with murder (the mugger was probably lying about having a gun, but the threat is more than enough) and he's almost immediately jumped on by assholes looking to pick apart every word he wrote in order to construct some sort of "gotcha" moment because they seem to have convinced themselves by watching Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly 24/7 that this is how adults actually interact with each other in the real world.

Well it's also what happens everyone thinks being the most cynical is cool. Can't blame too hard though, how many of those threads turn out to be troll threads with not a lick of reality to them?

I dunno, how about who gives a shit? Maybe call the guy out on his stupid fucking Streets of Rage III story instead of shitting smug sensitivity in your hand and throwing it at the screen?

Christ GAF is so interested in sucking its own dick there's going to be a thread about getting ribs removed.

 

This whole thread is basically the epitome of giving a shit when you shouldn't. GAF gonna GAF.

You got me.

[thisismyusername]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

Everything wrong with GAF distilled into one thread.  The OP was physically attacked and threatened with murder (the mugger was probably lying about having a gun, but the threat is more than enough) and he's almost immediately jumped on by assholes looking to pick apart every word he wrote in order to construct some sort of "gotcha" moment because they seem to have convinced themselves by watching Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly 24/7 that this is how adults actually interact with each other in the real world.

Well it's also what happens everyone thinks being the most cynical is cool. Can't blame too hard though, how many of those threads turn out to be troll threads with not a lick of reality to them?

I dunno, how about who gives a shit? Maybe call the guy out on his stupid fucking Streets of Rage III story instead of shitting smug sensitivity in your hand and throwing it at the screen?

Christ GAF is so interested in sucking its own dick there's going to be a thread about getting ribs removed.

 

This whole thread is basically the epitome of giving a shit when you shouldn't. GAF gonna GAF.

You got me.

So you could say this is that threads... "gotcha" moment?

[Purrp Skirrp]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

[archie4208]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

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[king of the internet]

Dark Slayer tha God

[Shaka Khan]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

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Going by the story...

[benjipwns]

based on OP's tag, thread is ubisoft viral marketing

assassins creed five to take place in subways full of black dudes confirmed

[BrokenVerses]

hahaha read these posts

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170865887&postcount=369
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170868986&postcount=403

Not even trying to be subtle, but it is working out for him. Only the thread whiners got banned.

Banned. Didn't work out long enough for him.

 

[Mr Gilhaney]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073891

the feel of 60 fps

Remember how NaughtyDog announced 60 FPS at the reveal

Then didn't manage to do it and said 'they will still try' at PSX

And now they just flat out say 'Yeah 30 FPS for SP brehs'

And Naughty Dog fanboys: "Good." "Smart." "Very good move for us."

Watch them same dudes jump on any other AAA sub-60FPS console game

 

Man that didn't take long since they are now railing on Halo 5 based on some behind the scenes footage

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1074929

Still in awe how clickbait sites like Digital Foundry and NXGamer get away with attracting console stans like flies to shit since it will never be fully accurate. DF called Mario 3D world "Perfect" 60FPS but that game hella chunks up in the later stages. Ditto Splatoon (Nibel don't hurt me, no more) as while the early levels are fairly tame and easily run smooth. Once you get above L10 and the game throws the real crazy weapons and specials at you and crap flies everywhere, the game's framerate decides "Fuck dis shit, I'm on vacation" even with every player having a great connection. Camp the top spot on the skatepark level with a weapon that produces a lot of crap (Machine gun plus suction bomb rush special usually does it) to activate N64 framerate mode. Not to shit on Splatoon because I'm enjoying it a lot better than I did the beta but that game has surprising performance issues, especially with the new levels Nintendo added.

The ultimate argument for PC gaming would be to make this console stanley nonsense go away (Though then they would project their insecurities onto AMD Vs Nvidia anyway) and relying on console gaming in pursuit of that perfect locked 60FPS is not going to happen so they should just chill and enjoy what they have.

Realize That PC Master Race life will make you realise that Mario World and Sonic 2 natively on the original consoles have hella awful framerate, brehs (Image removed from quote.)     

hahaha read these posts

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170865887&postcount=369
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170868986&postcount=403

Not even trying to be subtle, but it is working out for him. Only the thread whiners got banned.

Finally they made pixel counting easy

[thisismyusername]

OH WOW. How the hell did that get past the PR department?  The only thing "HD" there is the UI.

[VomKriege]

based on OP's tag, thread is ubisoft viral marketing

assassins creed five to take place in subways full of black dudes confirmed

Assassin's Creed : Underground. Or AC : CHUD, maybe...

[zomgee]

Fuck cosmetic microtransactions

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=953731

Customize your 3DS Home Screen with stickers?

I love cosmetic microtransactions

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073891

the feel of 60 fps

Remember how NaughtyDog announced 60 FPS at the reveal

Then didn't manage to do it and said 'they will still try' at PSX

And now they just flat out say 'Yeah 30 FPS for SP brehs'

And Naughty Dog fanboys: "Good." "Smart." "Very good move for us."

Watch them same dudes jump on any other AAA sub-60FPS console game

 

Man that didn't take long since they are now railing on Halo 5 based on some behind the scenes footage

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1074929

Still in awe how clickbait sites like Digital Foundry and NXGamer get away with attracting console stans like flies to shit since it will never be fully accurate. DF called Mario 3D world "Perfect" 60FPS but that game hella chunks up in the later stages. Ditto Splatoon (Nibel don't hurt me, no more) as while the early levels are fairly tame and easily run smooth. Once you get above L10 and the game throws the real crazy weapons and specials at you and crap flies everywhere, the game's framerate decides "Fuck dis shit, I'm on vacation" even with every player having a great connection. Camp the top spot on the skatepark level with a weapon that produces a lot of crap (Machine gun plus suction bomb rush special usually does it) to activate N64 framerate mode. Not to shit on Splatoon because I'm enjoying it a lot better than I did the beta but that game has surprising performance issues, especially with the new levels Nintendo added.

The ultimate argument for PC gaming would be to make this console stanley nonsense go away (Though then they would project their insecurities onto AMD Vs Nvidia anyway) and relying on console gaming in pursuit of that perfect locked 60FPS is not going to happen so they should just chill and enjoy what they have.

Realize That PC Master Race life will make you realise that Mario World and Sonic 2 natively on the original consoles have hella awful framerate, brehs (Image removed from quote.)     

hahaha read these posts

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170865887&postcount=369
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170868986&postcount=403

Not even trying to be subtle, but it is working out for him. Only the thread whiners got banned.

Finally they made pixel counting easy

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And now Digital Foundry found the PS4 version of Star Wars Battlefront was 900P at E3 and nowhere near 60FPS. So the PC stans are rolling in claiming superiority while Sony Stans are angry and blaming AMD.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075352

The pointless drama keeps on rolling on my friends.

[thisismyusername]

And now Digital Foundry found the PS4 version of Star Wars Battlefront was 900P at E3 and nowhere near 60FPS. So the PC stans are rolling in claiming superiority while Sony Stans are angry and blaming AMD.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075352

The pointless drama keeps on rolling on my friends.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170952944&postcount=131

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170664371&postcount=2003






Yes... "Games"...

[Mr. Nobody]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

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Going by the story...

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I hate all of you 

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/peep-my-handjob-video-brehs.325372/

[Atramental]

 

[Kara]

*tom cruise a few good men imitation*

mr. pwns, on the night of february 31st did u or did u not deny the existence of pareto efficiency?

*interrupts some rhetorical slight of hand about the morality of choice*

DID U DENY THE EXISTENCE OF PARETO EFFICIENCY? ANSWER THE QUESTION MR. PWNS

*benji caves and admits that mountain dew code red is an example of pareto efficiency*

the people rest ur honor

[curly]

libertarians

[Kara]

Mods pls change shinobi's name to "the walras" tia

[benjipwns]

One man's market failure is another man's portable supply of canonically of age companions.

[Jansen]

He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 

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omg that gif is amazing

[thisismyusername]

Must've not seen it in the DMC4 thread. It was there since like the Special Edition was announced.

[Kara]

One man's market failure is another man's portable supply of canonically of age companions.

Pareto efficiency is amoral, thus the content of the PS Vita's software library is neither a market success or failure.

[Kara]

If ever you wonder why I'm a recluse whose social interaction consists of the interpersonal equivalent of going to the zoo, posts like that are why.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075589

Update: he's on the run. Idk what the fuck he's doing but he's obviously less sane than I previously thought. Gonna contact his mistress to see if she has any ideas but he got in his suburban and just left. Goddamn.

[StealthFan]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729568

[ZephyrFate]

Which mod?

[ZephyrFate]

FUCK TEAM FIVE

NERD HUNTING

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170865863&postcount=12405

 

[Kara]

FUCK TEAM FIVE

NERD HUNTING

penny flame

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=171051368&postcount=85

USA fought a war to be recognised.

ISIS is currently trying to do the same

A new pro-ISIS poster appears.

[Phoenix Dark]

I just read that another SA mod got outted as a pedo after people found his torrent account and saw that he'd been sharing CP.

What's even more disturbing is that apparently the shit he was sharing is technically legal because it's "family nudism" or some shit. If that's a legit legal loophole it needs to be patched ASAP.

What the fuck?

[Rufus]

Don't google that.

[ToxicAdam]

Not only is it weird, I find it even more strange that someone FOUND that dude doing it through the internet. Creeps outting other creeps.

[studyguy]

Went to Anime Expo this weekend.
Basked in company of the unwashed (literally unwashed for many) masses.

My friend actually proposed to his girl out there
Dude was dressed up as link and she was Zelda
He's a good dude tho so I wish him well.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Overall this weekend was a 5 out of 5
I'll say my only redemption this weekend was getting hammered and throwing bottle rockets with friends at a party.

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[Kara]

@ all of that

[suppadoopa]

What's so great about Shenmue?
Though I heard there is Space Harrier (one of the few good SEGA games ) within the game so Shenmue might be worth checking out

[Mr Gilhaney]

FF12 was pretty decent. But Shenmue is poop.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Say what you will about Shenmue, it at least doesn't play itself.

[Mr Gilhaney]

If Shenmue played itself, it would probably have been a better game.

[Take My Breh Away]

The first kinda Open World game.

It was also the most boring ass game in the era of a godly Dreamcast line up yet is somehow the most fondly remembered.

Fellow Dreamcast stans glorifying Shenmue over Skies Of Arcadia, Phantasy Star Online, Metropolis Street Racer, F355 Challenge (Yu Suzuki's TRUE Masterpiece) and Jet Set Radio

(Except Space Channel 5. That game was )

[Kara]

It's a point and click adventure but made with Japanese design sensibilities and an eye for minutiae.

Also it's great to back a horse that inspires enthusiasm and passion when most gamers are cynical and bitter.

E: I stan for all those games but Skies of Arcadia which is 16 bit RPG tedium and MSR which was thoroughly run into the ground by Microsoft Game Studios.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170865863&postcount=12405

 

I still laugh at Shenmue fans. 

[studyguy]

I enjoy Shenmue.
It's a QTE fest wrapped in monotonous shit that doesn't forward any real story sometimes, but fuck it. Least I'll know how this piece of shit ends.

[Kara]

No you won't.

[Dennis]

Final Fantasy XII was great. The last great Final Fantasy.

Shenmue was great. Shenmue 2 was even better.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=171080897&postcount=118
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=171086447&postcount=132

 

[Steve Contra]

Shenmue was always garbage.  I'm even more glad the fans are getting a half-assed attempt at finishing the story that they'll always secretly dislike because it won't be anything like the originals

[Van Cruncheon]

i remember when the pc had REAL ambitious open world games long before the sega weebs got a limited museum experience 

[Van Cruncheon]

amiga

[thisismyusername]

My friend actually proposed to his girl out there
Dude was dressed up as link and she was Zelda
He's a good dude tho so I wish him well.

Sounds like he's happier than you, though.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Preemptive

No, dear. I just wanted to make that pot-shot. If he's happy and she's happy together, who gives a damn how they proposed? At least it isn't another cliché Disneyworld proposal.

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[studyguy]

Take your shots breh.
I'm bulletproof.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Actually that puts me in a spot as now within my circle of friends. I'm part of the longest running couple without having put a ring on it now that he locked it up.
 

[tiesto]

i remember when the pc had REAL ambitious open world games long before the sega weebs got a limited museum experience 

Ambitious, but also filled with game-breaking bugs, obtuse interfaces, and a total lack of any kind of direction. The game Drinky posted below I vaguely remember on Genesis, and it was pretty bad (to be fair maybe the Amiga version is a helluva lot better).

Shenmue may have been more limited compared to them, but still had polish in heaps and spades, a robust combat engine, and lots of fun minigames/diversions. Yeah it's boring but I like boring sometimes!

[D3RANG3D]

i remember when the pc had REAL ambitious open world games long before the sega weebs got a limited museum experience 

Ambitious, but also filled with game-breaking bugs, obtuse interfaces, and a total lack of any kind of direction. The game Drinky posted below I vaguely remember on Genesis, and it was pretty bad (to be fair maybe the Amiga version is a helluva lot better).

Shenmue may have been more limited compared to them, but still had polish in heaps and spades, a robust combat engine, and lots of fun minigames/diversions. Yeah it's boring but I like boring sometimes!

I'll take that jank over "playing" a game about an emotionally distinguished mentally-challenged teenager in Japan in the 1980's, who races forklifts and collects useless Sega tchotchke's, and all with a heavily reduced VF fighting engine that plays at 1/4 the framerate.

 

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And talks to a weird Japanese "Jamaican" dude. 

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