The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[VomKriege]

OP (who shared a story about how he bought drugs on the dark web, while being under police inquiries) wanted mods to delete his message, stump explains he can't destroy evidence in a criminal case.
I do not have the privilege of being a GAF member, but surely OP can edit his post (though not the title ?) before saying "MODS HALP my mess need to be cleaned, chop chop".

If you mean the OP which was edited : dude admitted of buying drugs on Silk Road (for over 9000 euros ? Someone is saying that.) and he is being prosecuted I guess ?

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212420270&postcount=212

"As an alpha male..."

I always thought that poster was a chick.

I think I know who that is

but I won't put him on blast 

[SmokyDave]

When I got married there was an audible sigh of relief from the single dudes in my area.

you were molesting single dudes in your area for your bachelor party?

Nah, I stopped molesting single dudes in my area for my bachelor party.

[benjipwns]

All whores except mama, amirite ?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=212414991

 

There are tons of Alpha males that are not willing to settle down. These men only care about raising their sexual partners count and will have sex with any average looking girl that shows any slight interest in them.

If a girl can be with an alpha guy, even for a week, then why on earth would she have to settle down for less? That's the reality. Its simple as that. You can blame it on confidence or whatever everyone else tells you. But its not the truth. The truth is there are alpha males who have lots of sexual partners and they are the reason you don't have a girlfriend.

[Shuri]

What do you think is the price in Hilary Donations to get a perm account unbanned on NeoGaf?

[Let's Cyber]

What do you think is the price in Hilary Donations to get a perm account unbanned on NeoGaf?

You'd at least need to outspend Y2Kev

[zomgee]

What do you think is the price in Hilary Donations to get a perm account unbanned on NeoGaf?

Really miss Huelen, huh?

[FStop7]

What do you think is the price in Hilary Donations to get a perm account unbanned on NeoGaf?

Take it the opposite direction: threaten to donate to Trump unless they unban you.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212466248&postcount=17

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212466248&postcount=17

Rock out with yer cock out.

[agrajag]

The thing these neckbeards need to realize is there's nothing mystical about sex. It's a physical need ingrained in our very nature. They don't need to have their first time with someone special. Most people lose their virginity with their high school sweethearts that they are likely not going to be in touch with and have much in common with for the rest of their adult lives. Might as well hire a hookskie and have even a good time rather than waste your life for some magical fucking moment. 

[meeb]

The thing these neckbeards need to realize is there's nothing mystical about sex. It's a physical need ingrained in our very nature. They don't need to have their first time with someone special. Most people lose their virginity with their high school sweethearts that they are likely not going to be in touch with and have much in common with for the rest of their adult lives. Might as well hire a hookskie and have even a good time rather than waste your life for some magical fucking moment. 

I dunno. Yes, there's nothing mystical about sex. There's also nothing mystical about eating or drinking. And yet cultures have evolved certain sets of behaviors and attitudes surrounding both of those things. I don't think that more conservative attitudes towards sex are inherently more absurd than attitudes about how to dine at a "fancy" restaurant. Sure it is arbitrary. So's everything.

[Dennis]

Mac, you made it!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212477460&postcount=74

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212466248&postcount=17

I mean they have a point on the double-standards of women not decrying naked men. But the difference here is he wasn't hacked/his private photos weren't taken without his consent. The only ONLY objectionable part is these photos were probably taken by paparazzi with telelenses from like a mile or so away, similar to how photos of the Royal British family are done.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212471686&postcount=135

Fucking hell, moblin...

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212466248&postcount=17

I mean they have a point on the double-standards of women not decrying naked men. But the difference here is he wasn't hacked/his private photos weren't taken without his consent. The only ONLY objectionable part is these photos were probably taken by paparazzi with telelenses from like a mile or so away, similar to how photos of the Royal British family are done.

It definitely is a completely different situation compared to the fappening, but you and I both know that GAF would be flipping out about privacy and violations of someones body and sexism if it had been a famous woman photographed in a similar way.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212466248&postcount=17

I mean they have a point on the double-standards of women not decrying naked men. But the difference here is he wasn't hacked/his private photos weren't taken without his consent. The only ONLY objectionable part is these photos were probably taken by paparazzi with telelenses from like a mile or so away, similar to how photos of the Royal British family are done.

It definitely is a completely different situation compared to the fappening, but you and I both know that GAF would be flipping out about privacy and violations of someones body and sexism if it had been a famous woman photographed in a similar way.

Me? I'm just out heah like for both sexes (though really, mostly men) like:

https://twitter.com/ianspencer95/status/760980464261881856

[thisismyusername]

Then you find out his uncut and hung like a horse:

[Phoenix Dark]

[recursivelyenumerable]

Hmm, all this talk about virgins and shit remind me that my coworker, who is 25 and a short, 300+ pound dude with aspbergers and all that goes along with it (really intelligent, monotone voice, tendency to get into long winded discussions about obscure technical details, immaturity and goofiness at inappropriate times) is getting married this weekend. To his second wife.

Concurrent, or...?

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1258112

G A M E F A Q S B O I S

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1258140

 

[nudemacusers]

Then you find out his uncut and hung like a horse:

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that looks like a normal penis to me. 

[nudemacusers]

Mac, you made it!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212477460&postcount=74

pls kill me

[zepblackstar]

This No Mans sky stream in twitch...

This ain't worth 60 bucks man


But this is a game for gaffers, no one else but you flying in space...



EDit

Not fooling anyone with this creep gymnastic thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1251747

[thisismyusername]

Then you find out his uncut and hung like a horse:

(Image removed from quote.)

that looks like a normal penis to me. 

I don't know how many penii you've seen (I'm an expert) but that's obviously above average.

[nudemacusers]

Only mine, and thank you 

[toku]

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[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1258182

Evilore? Didn't we tell you to stop doing that, man!?

[Let's Cyber]

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[thisismyusername]

Andy:

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[headwalk]

wonder if the bloke you play as in no man's sky is a virgin?

18 billion planets and not a single decent lay.

fucking hell that's grim.

[Tasty]

Andy:

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Jigglypuff

Bulbasaur

[thisismyusername]

The Machoke one is pretty accurate.

[bluemax]

This No Mans sky stream in twitch...

This ain't worth 60 bucks man


But this is a game for gaffers, no one else but you flying in space...



EDit

Not fooling anyone with this creep gymnastic thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1251747

Luckily Star Citizen will let us do everything No Man's Sky does, with millions of other people! 

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1258112

G A M E F A Q S B O I S

Have you seen the insane number of Mafia threads on GAF? NeoGamefaqs indeed.

[mormapope]

The front page of gaming just being random news for every single little thing sucks ass. Finding interesting conversations is next to impossible unless the OP purposefully wants to rile people up. 

[parallax]

Andy:

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

wow i actually get the pikachu one

[thisismyusername]

That one I honestly don't get. I also don't get why Jigglypuff is "no Fem no Fatty" since I'd put Jiggly in "femme" but that's just me. I still got the point of it, anyway.

The front page of gaming just being random news for every single little thing sucks ass. Finding interesting conversations is next to impossible unless the OP purposefully wants to rile people up. 

It's generally not this bad, but it's summer so people need things to shitpost, I guess.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212476806&postcount=13

 

[benjipwns]

It'll be better for all of us to wait for more official trailers and information to have in-depth discussions.

All this stuff is still being tuned, so whatever we read or see might not even be part of the final product 

Anyway, glad to see that things are moving along.

This is old and under NDA, no one is allowed to share information about this.

Watch, Steve Youngblood is going to start enforcing contracts between non-GAF parties on GAF.

[benjipwns]

It's like I'm riding my bike in the NeoGAF park, and this Ubisoft policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass according to the NDA!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway.

And I get on my bike and I ride off.

On the grass.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212465940&postcount=433

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212465182&postcount=431

 

[Stro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212465940&postcount=433

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212465182&postcount=431

 

Girl at gym complains to me about her dead end relationship, then tries to make me feel like a LOOSER for not dating, never occurs to me that she was trying to get a side man, tell the internet that she was shaming me for being a looser and I almost made her cry like I'm proud of it.

 

[zomgee]

It's like I'm riding my bike in the NeoGAF park, and this Ubisoft policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass according to the NDA!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway.

And I get on my bike and I ride off.

On the grass.

 I've never seen anything.

[WanderingWind]

[Momo]

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Bebpo just hanging out there bottom right

[thisismyusername]

http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/e7FCxjyrwdvpNpMsxuhQuM-470-80.jpg

Hello 4chan.

[WanderingWind]

Surely the vaunted journalists at PC Gamer wouldn't just grab images from 4Chan for their articles. Wasn't there a war fought over that sort of thing?

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ever-catch-2-ppl-havin-sex-together-that-aint-supposed-to.451859/

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

[Let's Cyber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

I expected this to be that weird GribbleGrunger motherfucker spamming all the NMS threads but then I saw he was already banned

 

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212548563&postcount=6470

Ever heard of a NDA?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

They are streaming spoilers... SPOILERS! Directly into my eyes!

[VomKriege]

I think the issue is with ethics and journalism. I don't think that's right, spoilers were burried to the hardcore of the hardcore that visits neogaf and goes deep on reddit. Now, it's one of the biggest gaming websites in the world that is streaming "spoilers".

I just think they could have a bit more of empathy with Hello Games which is trying hard and actually complaining about people showing too much.

But whatever, most of you here don't actually care, it's my opinion.

  at the quotes around "spoilers". Also empathy ? 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies

Bigger news:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211932264&postcount=3567


Shame EatChildren is dying on the NMS hill. I figured he was generally better than this.

[nachobro]

"NMS is a dull, empty game. It's your fault if you expected it to be good instead." 

That's one way to defend a game, I guess

[VomKriege]

EatChildren post reads a bit sarcastic, tho.

[Great Rumbler]

The book is centered on the only boy in a town of men, who makes a startling discovery that forces him to flee with only his dog in hand. With the townspeople in pursuit, the duo stumbles upon a strange and silent girl. They set off on a white-knuckle journey in which the boy must unlearn everything he knows in order to figure out who he truly is.

Isn't this basically just A Boy and His Dog but [likely] garbage?

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=212544099#post212544099

It's now "Immoral" to show streams of No Man's Sky because a publication bought a copy from a store that broke street date because there's no signs of review copies