The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[stufte]

SR3 and 4 were shite.

Now SR2...there is your classic.

Nah, SR2 is where they started to realize they had something. SR3 they perfected it and SR4 went insane.

[Jansen]

i liked SR3 but 4 was fucking garbage

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213961779&postcount=347

[Momo]

SR2 ran like garbage, fuck that game

[stufte]

SR2 ran like garbage, fuck that game

Ran great on my 360.

[Momo]

Ran like a fat guy over glass on my PC

[Dennis]

SR2 ran great at 24fps on my PC.

[stufte]

SR2 ran great at 24fps on my PC.

How cinematic!

[thisismyusername]

So we pretending DR was serious now?

Being a war correspondent is pretty serious, so yeah.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214005354&postcount=601

[stufte]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1264884

https://m.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214008093&postcount=7

No better right-wing news than your own imagination. Sit in a dark room and imagine away.

Everything you think is true.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1264587

Why am I not surprised there's a NeoGAF defense force for creep motherfuckers who jack off on public transit?

[Jansen]

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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And in my mind I picture premiumLager looking at that sign, sneering, and wanking away to nothing in particular because fuck the man.

[Great Rumbler]

DR was 100% camp.

Every time I think of DR this song pops into my brain

That's basically the only thing I remember about DR1.

Well, that, and chugging coffee creamer like a madman.

[thisismyusername]

DELET THIS:

Then:

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Now:

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  I should see if there's mental gymnastics going on at GAF about the PS4 power levels for this.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Hey man. I loved FFX it still looks great!....wait a minute...that isn't...

[Jansen]

The game looks so bad I can't believe people are still in denial about how awful it looks. People trying to say it looks better than The Witcher 3

[agrajag]

is that a PS2 gaem

[Am_I_Anonymous]

is that a PS2 gaem

Looks like dreamcast to me

[agrajag]

is that a PS2 gaem

Looks like dreamcast to me

Those trees are straight up Car Vault level

[tiesto]

Why did they even bother making an Xbone edition of the game?

[Jansen]

Because they want to maximize sales

Pretty stupid question tbh

[archie4208]

Yeah.  All that time could've been used on a PC port. 

[Jansen]

It's only a matter of time before a PC version is announced. Gotta sell the ugly editions first

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214040151&postcount=503

A game about a road trip where you can't even freely control a car

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214040151&postcount=503

A game about a road trip where you can't even freely control a car

A fantasy based on bullshit.

[Great Rumbler]

You are basically on a fixed track and you have to hold R2 to keep on driving on that fixed track. Whenever an intersection comes up you hold in the direction you want to drive and the game does the rest for you. When you want to make a U-Turn you just press Square and the game automatically does a U-Turn for you. There is no way for you to do this yourself since you can't actually steer away from the road in front of you. Even if there's a huge, long, endless straight in front of you Noctis will not drive with more than what feels like 15 mp/h, no matter how much you just want to race to your next waypoint. This means that driving long distances takes WAY too long with no way to skip to the end (at least in the demo I played), even in Automatic mode. When I hold X to exit the car, they don't immediatly do it but instead drive a few meters further to a predetermint point where the game allows me to stop. After that, the screen turns black and I stand outside of the car.

 

[agrajag]

[zepblackstar]

In the era of GTAV and open worlds good to see FF holding it down to the 8 bit era

[Great Rumbler]

On the other hand, Road Prosecutor/Road Avenger/Road Blaster is totally awesome.

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The original Japanese opening is way better, by the way:

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[mormapope]

You are basically on a fixed track and you have to hold R2 to keep on driving on that fixed track. Whenever an intersection comes up you hold in the direction you want to drive and the game does the rest for you. When you want to make a U-Turn you just press Square and the game automatically does a U-Turn for you. There is no way for you to do this yourself since you can't actually steer away from the road in front of you. Even if there's a huge, long, endless straight in front of you Noctis will not drive with more than what feels like 15 mp/h, no matter how much you just want to race to your next waypoint. This means that driving long distances takes WAY too long with no way to skip to the end (at least in the demo I played), even in Automatic mode. When I hold X to exit the car, they don't immediatly do it but instead drive a few meters further to a predetermint point where the game allows me to stop. After that, the screen turns black and I stand outside of the car.

 

Apparently chocobos are faster and you have complete control over them.

People are also calling the car a character 


EDIT: Ishida continues to be, without a doubt, a top 5 WOAT poster on gaming side. I'd take 50 pages of deranged and broken Creepy Stalker over 10 more bottom of the barrel posts of utter turd that Ishida types out.

[thisismyusername]

That Dusk Golem dude caping hardcore for RE7 with tl;dr posts and PR speak 

He defended Umbrella Corps, that's all you need to know.

[mormapope]

Based on impressions, FFXV could be a interesting and fun game that's incredibly dated and flawed in bunch of ways. For some reason, that can't be the narrative or fate of FFXV.

[thisismyusername]

cue supermarket background noise the main theme of a fantasy game about four dudes on a road trip camping and killing monsters.

Square really missed their chance with

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Not being the main theme. Especially after the Leona Lewis license and the memes. I'm only interested in 15 due to the modern setting and liking 8 because of that mish-mash of sci-fi fantasy. If 15 at least delivers on that sort of aspect, I'll be happy. 13 had the 8 world designer IIRC, but the only "future" area was toward the back-half of the game, otherwise was tunnels/trains and flat grass-lands for the majority of the game. Vastly disappointing.

(I still need to play 10-2, 13-2, and LR... *sigh*)

[mormapope]

Nier Automata being the better game in every regard compared to FFXV while having Platinum styled combat
 

[bluemax]

I have a feeling FFXV is gonna feel like a game that might've been okay had it come out 1-3 years after development started instead of a decade after.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I have a feeling FFXV is gonna feel like a game that might've been okay had it come out 1-3 years after development started instead of a decade after.

So very, very true.

Also, where's our Creepy Stalker? I need him here. Oh the crazy tears would be amazing

[thisismyusername]

I have a feeling FFXV is gonna feel like a game that might've been okay had it come out 1-3 years after development started instead of a decade after.

It's pretty much the new Duke Nukem: Forever, it's not gonna live up to a lot of peoples expectations.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214043910&postcount=921

I am really thinking of leg lengthening. And others should too, you can add like 6 inches.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214042821&postcount=910

Somebody thinking your boobs is fake isn't a put down, it's a compliment.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'lll admit. Sometimes, I too wish I was little bit taller, wish I was a baller.

[Rahxephon91]

I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I too wish men would stop talking about my breasts

*posts picture with cleavage*

Not sure what to say about Tinder except it's a meat market.  Most people by definition are average.  If your success rate is 1:50 or 1:100, congratulations you're just as average as the rest of us.  I know your mom told you that you're special but I guess you had to face reality sooner or later.

[Rahxephon91]

I get plenty of matches with girls I find very unattractive on tinder which I guess means well I don't know what it means. Maybe lower my standards, but it's not standards in the way "I don't want BBWs or something". I guess I just have to realize I'm not going to get a cute chick and settle.

[Stro]

Be already above average and be thinking about leg lengthening to get a couple inches taller

[Bebpo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214043910&postcount=921

I am really thinking of leg lengthening. And others should too, you can add like 6 inches.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214042821&postcount=910

Somebody thinking your boobs is fake isn't a put down, it's a compliment.

I always find it funny when guys who are 5'8/5'9 complain about being too short.

I'm 5 fucking 4 and I still do fine in life & dating, so they got nothing to complain about.

I have a feeling FFXV is gonna feel like a game that might've been okay had it come out 1-3 years after development started instead of a decade after.

It's pretty much the new Duke Nukem: Forever, it's not gonna live up to a lot of peoples expectations.

But my expectations are that the game is going to be absolutely terrible at this point, mostly because of Tabata.  So uh, if it's better than that, I'll be impressed? 

[Stro]

Yeah, I'm 5'6 and have never had trouble dating or getting laid. Brehs are 5'11 and so mindfucked into thinking they're short that they want to break their fucking leg bones to get taller. 

[seagrams hotsauce]

LOL @ you manlets 5'7" or ur not officially a man

jk, as part of #teamshort I often wish i could make anything but inside layups and outside threes, but the best part of being short is my average ass dick looks giant on my tiny frame

[Cerveza mas fina]

Passport says 6'1" but I'm 6' I think. That's pretty short nowadays

I checked online and thats just the average height in Denmark but apparently you Americans are smaller (for a Polack I'm slightly above average).

[Yulwei]

Nier Automata being the better game in every regard compared to FFXV while having Platinum styled combat
 

The crazy thing about all these FFXV threads on GAF is that out of 50 pages you'll find maybe a page's worth of discussion about the gameplay. These dudes have been talking about graphics and characters/plot which they know next to nothing about for literally thousands of posts. I guess this is why S-E said fuck it and didn't even pretend to make a competent combat system for this game because they know their distinguished mentally-challenged fans will eat it up regardless.

Nier and Persona 5 look worlds better than that shit.

[thisismyusername]

I get plenty of matches with girls I find very unattractive on tinder which I guess means well I don't know what it means. Maybe lower my standards, but it's not standards in the way "I don't want BBWs or something". I guess I just have to realize I'm not going to get a cute chick and settle.

Yes, the former is what the later means. Why are you repeating yourself?

[Let's Cyber]

Nier and Persona 5 look worlds better than that shit.

Early 2017 for new vidya games 

   Holiday 2016 for new vidya games

[archie4208]

Come on Persona 5 PC version.

I could use that money I would spend buying a Neo for a Volta graphics card. 

[thisismyusername]

Come on Persona 5 PC version.

I could use that money I would spend buying a Neo for a Volta graphics card. 

Or just to buy the PS3 version of P5.

[archie4208]

My waifus must be in at least 1080p. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Passport says 6'1" but I'm 6' I think. That's pretty short nowadays

I checked online and thats just the average height in Denmark but apparently you Americans are smaller (for a Polack I'm slightly above average).

Look at that gold medal count and revel in our complete athletic superiority you chubby wannabe euro communist shitball.




(Are Europeans really that tall?)

[thisismyusername]

My waifus must be in at least 1080p. 

http://rpcs3.net/

Will happen eventually.

[Fifstar]

Passport says 6'1" but I'm 6' I think. That's pretty short nowadays

I checked online and thats just the average height in Denmark but apparently you Americans are smaller (for a Polack I'm slightly above average).

Look at that gold medal count and revel in our complete athletic superiority you chubby wannabe euro communist shitball.




(Are Europeans really that tall?)

European countries combined have more than 3 times as many medals as the US tho

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Height varies  by country as Dufus said although I believe the average height in europe has increased over the the last decades while in the US it largely stayed the same