The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[I'm a Puppy!]

It would have been consensual for me. When I was 12 I already had the faculties of an 18 year old.

Yes, yes, tell me more

[meeb]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1121226

What a shit fucking title. "They found that those following the 30-minutes-a-day guidelines issued by the American Heart Association had “modest reductions” in heart failure risk compared to those who did not work out at all." "But even more exercise had better reduction in risk" ====== "OMG 30 MINUTES IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!"

[Shadow Mod]

Just do whatever you can, life's short, but it's best to do active shit to balance out a real sedentary type job.

[meeb]

Just do whatever you can, life's short, but it's best to do active shit to balance out a real sedentary type job.

Which is the problem with the title, and the mindset of certain members of the fitness community. "30 minutes isn't enough" just means for a lot of people "ok then I shouldn't even bother."

30 minutes itself has a significant risk reduction, especially compared to doing nothing. But the title and the OP seem to just ignore that for clicks.

[Shadow Mod]

In all honesty what would really help Americans is shit that can be walked to from their house. Until that happens meh.

[Kara]

Interval training.

[nudemacusers]

interval ennui 

[Shadow Mod]

ennui and weltschmerz

 

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180924210&postcount=20

I mean dating is hard but I'm not jealous of people who married young.

[Kara]

How can I be weary of the world when there are so many pleasures left to gorge myself on? Slaaneth. Slaaneth. Slaaneth.

[Shadow Mod]

People who marry that young are the most likely to divorce. Upwards of something insane like 60% too.

[Momo]

Got a legit question about pedophilia, is it abstract of the child's sex? It seems to me that man on boy pedophilia is more common than man on girl pedophilia, or does it generally not matter to the pedo?

I was listening to Billie Jean and this shit popped into my head, fuck you michael jackson for the line 'dont go around breaking young girl's hearts'

[nudemacusers]

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anyway



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1121270 

[Kara]

"We need a petition or something." You think THE ORDERRRRRRRRRRR (Agatha is finished.) is Shenmue tier or something?

[Rahxephon91]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180945740&postcount=34

Yep, because thats how online matchmaking games work.

[fizzel]

I almost beat the "this is actually horrible news, life is worse now than ever" people, Kabouter slid right in there.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1120846

I always forget the greatness that is Jason Godesky's Thirty Thesis. I blame the agricultural city-state. Officer, am I free to gambol?

So when you say globalization you mean the present formation of globalization and not, say, the Age of Discovery or New Imperialism I take it, Kabouter. It's fun to wall off things like that, especially when they're all interrelated but inconsistently distasteful eras. "Marxism-Leninism (by which I mean Deng Xiaoping Theory) has lifted hundreds of millions of people out of poverty."

Aye, smells a bit fukuyamist to me.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180924210&postcount=20

I mean dating is hard but I'm not jealous of people who married young.

I could picture gaffers inviting a girl over to watch Netflix and for whatever reason, she says yes.  Gaffers get into a flop sweat panic, wondering when to make the move.  Most of them will probably try to make some kind of move before they even start up Netflix, causing the girl to leave.  Then the remaining gaffers will be on the opposite end of the spectrum, where they get nervous wondering when and how to make a move throughout the whole movie until the movie ends.  Then after an awkward exchange of glances, the girl says she has an early day tomorrow so she has to get going.

I expect a number of "Netflix and chill doesn't work! " in the coming weeks/months.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1121352

[Rahxephon91]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180924210&postcount=20

I mean dating is hard but I'm not jealous of people who married young.

jesus at 19. That sounds awful.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=180963356

Time for the daily "DAE America sux xD" thread.

[nachobro]

san francisco does have a crazy huge amount of hobos, definitely more than i've seen anywhere else.

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=180963356

Time for the daily "DAE America sux xD" thread.

Nah, I think it is a legitimate question. When I came here I was shocked at the number of homeless people too.

[Momo]

Also you guys need to realize America actually does suck.

[StealthFan]

America owns.

[archnemesis]

Yep, I was also shocked the first time I visited the US. Back then we didn't have homeless people at all.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180924210&postcount=20

I mean dating is hard but I'm not jealous of people who married young.

jesus at 19. That sounds awful.

Marriage shouldn't be legal for anyone under 30. Or maybe just at all.

[Mr Gilhaney]

I don't get how that's bannable.

Also I don't wish I had been molested. I wish I had gotten laid at that age. I would have had goddamn superpowers.

All this time calling out duckroll, and it turns out you just really wished he had been your father.

[Mr. Nobody]

I don't get how that's bannable.

Also I don't wish I had been molested. I wish I had gotten laid at that age. I would have had goddamn superpowers.

All this time calling out duckroll, and it turns out you just really wished he had been your father.

 

[octopushover]

san francisco does have a crazy huge amount of hobos, definitely more than i've seen anywhere else.

i like the people saying california treats homeless people well.

maybe the government. but people who live in san francisco treat homeless people like fucking electrical poles.

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=180963802#post180963802

lol

Muir is cool but he's stepping from the #2 most overrated studio to #1, real talk.

[Shadow Mod]

San Francisco was basically the destination for Greyhound Therapy.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180924210&postcount=20

I mean dating is hard but I'm not jealous of people who married young.

Did this guy just say "Netflix and chill is complicated?"

When did he get married, the 1800s? I guess getting married at 19 was more common back then.

[Mr Gilhaney]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=180963802#post180963802

lol

Muir is cool but he's stepping from the #2 most overrated studio to #1, real talk.

He's not going to From Software, and he didn't previously work for Platinum.

[Kara]

Yep, I was also shocked the first time I visited the US. Back then we didn't have homeless people at all.

Nothing like waiting for a Bentley to make a right turn while pretending you don't hear a homeless veteran asking you for help. If I could distill "America" to an experience that would be the one.

[recursivelyenumerable]

It would have been consensual for me. When I was 12 I already had the faculties of an 18 year old.

sad to see someone peak so early 

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1120930

Not gonna lie, dude is pretty hot. Like, crazy hot imo.

The homophobic slur doesn't spell well for potential smanging though.

Was hoping he'd get pantsed when he got wrestled to the ground. Oh well.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180915962&postcount=224

 

[studyguy]

Look like a generic ass college kid
 

[brawndolicious]

Back to the molestation topic:

I think it would make girls your age uneasy with dating you if they found out you lost your virginity at 11 to your sitter. You know you'd brag about it and word would spread.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1120930

Not gonna lie, dude is pretty hot. Like, crazy hot imo.

The homophobic slur doesn't spell well for potential smanging though.

Was hoping he'd get pantsed when he got wrestled to the ground. Oh well.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180915962&postcount=224

 

[Shadow Mod]

Back to the molestation topic:

I think it would make girls your age uneasy with dating you if they found out you lost your virginity at 11 to your sitter. You know you'd brag about it and word would spread.

I know some guys molested by adult women while they were kids, bragging doesn't usually happen.

[brawndolicious]

Did it make you uneasy? 

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I think I would have bragged.

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but not mentioned that I have a sitter at 11.

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[nachobro]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=180963802#post180963802

lol

Muir is cool but he's stepping from the #2 most overrated studio to #1, real talk.

Nah, Valve has made a good game in the last decade. DF can't claim that.

[Shadow Mod]

Did it make you uneasy? 

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I think I would have bragged.

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but not mentioned that I have a sitter at 11.

[close]

[close]

I was essentially told it has ruined their intimate relationships with other people in some way or another. It will manifest itself in several different ways, some times pulling away from people, being very skeptical about the other person's motives or being entirely too clingy.

[brawndolicious]

Did it make you uneasy? 

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I think I would have bragged.

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but not mentioned that I have a sitter at 11.

[close]

[close]

I was essentially told it has ruined their intimate relationships with other people in some way or another. It will manifest itself in several different ways, some times pulling away from people, being very skeptical about the other person's motives or being entirely too clingy.

That's what I would think would happen but I'm still surprised they didn't brag. Or it could make them think there's nothing to brag about when it comes to sex.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180981178&postcount=412

Thread's like a cooking show where the only ingredients are salt, bitterness, and whining.

[Shadow Mod]

Game on a treadmill.

[Mr. Gundam]

In all honesty what would really help Americans is shit that can be walked to from their house. Until that happens meh.

Majority of America is suburban car sprawl. Walkability is a foreign concept to most.

[Shadow Mod]

In all honesty what would really help Americans is shit that can be walked to from their house. Until that happens meh.

Majority of America is suburban car sprawl. Walkability is a foreign concept to most.

it's so nice tho

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180927830&postcount=51
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180927902&postcount=53
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=180979036&postcount=186

Labor, you remain a bitch 

[studyguy]

I tried to go running with my new dog and it gave up like 15 minutes in...
Haven't had a running partner since my old dog kicked the bucket. 

Running in the burbs isn't too bad, I always see a bunch of old asians early as fuck in the morning running/walking.

[Mr. Gundam]

In all honesty what would really help Americans is shit that can be walked to from their house. Until that happens meh.

Majority of America is suburban car sprawl. Walkability is a foreign concept to most.

it's so nice tho

It's really nice to you and I, sure. I love parking my car on Friday and not having to use it at all. Famers market, restaurants, stores, bars, the park, etc. When I get to work (in the suburbs) on Monday and tell people how I walked all over on the weekends to different places their initial response is always "you walked a mile for dinner?"

Walking a mile in the burbs has an extremely different feel to it than walking a mile in Seattle. Gotta give them that.

[octopushover]

I tried to go running with my new dog and it gave up like 15 minutes in...
Haven't had a running partner since my old dog kicked the bucket. 

Running in the burbs isn't too bad, I always see a bunch of old asians early as fuck in the morning running/walking.

can't run due to it-band syndrome 

wait, this isn't the struggle thread

[Mr. Gundam]

I tried to go running with my new dog and it gave up like 15 minutes in...
Haven't had a running partner since my old dog kicked the bucket. 

Running in the burbs isn't too bad, I always see a bunch of old asians early as fuck in the morning running/walking.

can't run due to it-band syndrome 

wait, this isn't the struggle thread

Get a big foam roller and work that IT band like crazy. It hurts, but it works.

[FStop7]

I tried to go running with my new dog and it gave up like 15 minutes in...
Haven't had a running partner since my old dog kicked the bucket. 

Running in the burbs isn't too bad, I always see a bunch of old asians early as fuck in the morning running/walking.

can't run due to it-band syndrome 

wait, this isn't the struggle thread

Could also be sciatic nerve...  can you hike or walk on an incline without too much discomfort? 

[Shadow Mod]

It's really nice to you and I, sure. I love parking my car on Friday and not having to use it at all. Famers market, restaurants, stores, bars, the park, etc. When I get to work (in the suburbs) on Monday and tell people how I walked all over on the weekends to different places their initial response is always "you walked a mile for dinner?"

Walking a mile in the burbs has an extremely different feel to it than walking a mile in Seattle. Gotta give them that.

I've done both, burbs and walking around. Burbs is just depressing. There's no real sense of random outings and just going somewhere for the fuck of it since you always have to get in a car and make somewhere a destination. Where I was I could just walk to a street with tons of bars and restaurants. One place is packed, just keep walking, once done walk home or go chill at a bar, then walk home. None of this "where is the car, who's driving if we go to the bar" crap.

[Mr. Gundam]

It's really nice to you and I, sure. I love parking my car on Friday and not having to use it at all. Famers market, restaurants, stores, bars, the park, etc. When I get to work (in the suburbs) on Monday and tell people how I walked all over on the weekends to different places their initial response is always "you walked a mile for dinner?"

Walking a mile in the burbs has an extremely different feel to it than walking a mile in Seattle. Gotta give them that.

I've done both, burbs and walking around. Burbs is just depressing. There's no real sense of random outings and just going somewhere for the fuck of it since you always have to get in a car and make somewhere a destination. Where I was I could just walk to a street with tons of bars and restaurants. One place is packed, just keep walking, once done walk home or go chill at a bar, then walk home. None of this "where is the car, who's driving if we go to the bar" crap.

Yep. I grew up in the suburbs of Seattle and have lived in the city for 13 years now. I agree.

[zomgee]

Did it make you uneasy? 

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I think I would have bragged.

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but not mentioned that I have a sitter at 11.

[close]

[close]

I was essentially told it has ruined their intimate relationships with other people in some way or another. It will manifest itself in several different ways, some times pulling away from people, being very skeptical about the other person's motives or being entirely too clingy.

It might be personal story time soon.

[FStop7]

It's really nice to you and I, sure. I love parking my car on Friday and not having to use it at all. Famers market, restaurants, stores, bars, the park, etc. When I get to work (in the suburbs) on Monday and tell people how I walked all over on the weekends to different places their initial response is always "you walked a mile for dinner?"

Walking a mile in the burbs has an extremely different feel to it than walking a mile in Seattle. Gotta give them that.

I've done both, burbs and walking around. Burbs is just depressing. There's no real sense of random outings and just going somewhere for the fuck of it since you always have to get in a car and make somewhere a destination. Where I was I could just walk to a street with tons of bars and restaurants. One place is packed, just keep walking, once done walk home or go chill at a bar, then walk home. None of this "where is the car, who's driving if we go to the bar" crap.

The other thing about the burbs is how terrible the sidewalks are.  They often just... end.  For no reason.  Crosswalks don't exist or are ignored by drivers.  Nothing like being in the middle of crossing the street only to have an inattentive driver nearly hit you and then actually have the balls to yell at you as if it was your fault.

[Alcoholic Fish]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1121534

I need with a pope hat.

[parallax]

Also you guys need to realize America actually does suck.

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....i see what you did there.