VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244876884

[daycru]

This is all really dumb. I've been on permanent tilt since November 8th. My bad.

Pussy

[jorma]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244876884

This seems like such an obvious troll post to trigger neogaf, but checking the post history all the other posts are in dragonball or magic the gathering threads. I'm not sure anymore.

The op was pretty spot on though, marine biology was absolutely the go to dream job for young Swedish girls when i grew up.

[VomKriege]

The stolen Xbox thread is going places :

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244917621
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244917504
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244903614
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244909764

[agrajag]

Fat erasure sounds like some late-night infomercial scam product where you rub some shit on your belly to melt away those extra lbs 

[Mr. Nobody]

Fat erasure sounds like some late-night infomercial scam product where you rub some shit on your belly to melt away those extra lbs 

 

[Jenkem]

Maybe I'm just jaded, but I'll never understand paying for something because of potential.

Switch is a cool little device, but so far it's best games are available elsewhere(which won't change till Mario in October, and that's one game). I mean you'd think that going in these people would have accepted that they'll get Nintendo games and little else. That isn't a bad thing, especially if you're smart enough to not make it your lone piece of hardware because of idiotic brand loyalty.

I didn't know Splatoon 2 and ARMS were available elsewhere.

Interesting.

[Jenkem]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413255

  Pretentious Hobo

[Let's Cyber]

idk, being able to play BotW on the go is a pretty big incentive IMO, at least for me. That plus Mario is enough to justify a purchase. I also don't have super high expectations of the depth of the future library. I owned a N64 and Gamecube, I know what I'm in for lol.

I have zero interest in Arms or Splatoon. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

fat erasure?

not on my watch
-demi

[Stro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413255

  Pretentious Hobo

The weirdest part of noted lore expert and film historian Roberto Roberts Esquire doesn't recognize the "cop who accidentally killed an innocent and is traumatized" was a long standing trope of police and detective movies for literally decades. One that would fit in, say, a Frank Sinatra movie from the 60s, perhaps? Like, idk, maybe something that might have been a sequel to a Frank Sinatra movie from the 60s, perhaps? But nah, I'm sure that whole subplot was just improv the day of.

His thesis, that he offers zero evidence for but throws it out multiple times, that Al's character was written on the set because they realized no one would believe a cop wouldn't want to shoot people all the time without some kind of tragedy, is hilarious, though.

[FStop7]

So passionately being against book burning is now racism on the NeoGAF mental degradation timeline.

That's really good.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244942473

"How dare u be flippant when discussing the morality of the exposition of 30 year old action movies, you peasant.  Now sign up for my TEDX talk about Caddyshack and the rape of the lands of the shawnee indians."

[Stro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244924692&postcount=92

Oh werd, Bobby got called out on getting his lore wrong. With sources. He responds by saying he never read the book and offering more speculation because he didn't know what he was talking about

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244924692&postcount=92

Oh werd, Bobby got called out on getting his lore wrong. With sources. He responds by saying he never read the book and offering more speculation because he didn't know what he was talking about

[Boredfrom]

For all the (rightfully) bitching about Trump, Gaf seems to be as intellectual lazy as him if the KKK book and "Die Hard triggers me" are anything to go by.

[Jenkem]

For all the (rightfully) bitching about Trump, Gaf seems to be as intellectual lazy as him if the KKK book and "Die Hard triggers me" are anything to go by.

Wow. Lazy?

We all know what this means, right guys?

Go on. Tell us how you really feel.

[clothedmacuser]

It's funny how you're more concerned with mean things said about cops on a video game message board than you are actual killing of citizens by cops.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244943074&postcount=462


Enzom dusts off a classic.  It's funny that why you use that rhetorical style against the idiots who always use it they freak the fuck out.

[daemon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?s=2b487b05eb701c4e8438e91d5213ab06&p=244959838&postcount=178

I wonder if this will affect his member status.

 

[railGUN]

I could have sworn fat shaming was a no-no on NeoGAF?

 

Oh, wait, it's entirely dependant on who is being fat shamed. My bad.

[samfish]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?s=2b487b05eb701c4e8438e91d5213ab06&p=244959838&postcount=178

I wonder if this will affect his member status.

 

If I wasn't permed for saying mental illness isn't a good thing, I would totally call him out and see if we could stir that thread into a big ol' virtue signaling festival. Although it probably wouldn't work because most of GAF is A) total hypocrites, and B) addicted to porn and are already leaking pre and saying "NNNGGHHHHHH" just at the thought of her doing porn.

[benjipwns]

I was gonna say, she'd get big bucks doing a porb. That blonde republican with the rep doing a porn? That would net her a decent pay day.

Even Playboy would pony up for a shoot.

[benjipwns]

Before she turns 26 she will probably marry a dentist, leech of that dude's money and health insurance... She'll just be the judgy soccer mom

PROBLEMATIC LANGUAGE

[benjipwns]

lol she got fired by Glenn Beck for calling pro-life people hypocrites and saying she was pro-choice

[VomKriege]

Plus I heard she loves snowflakes 

[Oblivion]

Am I the only one who thinks she's kinda ugly? 

[cityhunter]

Am I the only one who thinks she's kinda ugly? 

Please.... they'll broadcast all over the forum about how hot she is just to show how "open minded" and "no judgement zone" they are while boosting their virtue signalling on that website filled with a bunch of other limp-wristed sexless wonders. 

[nudemacusers]

Gaf has bad taste in women, they think christina hendricks is attractive.

[Oblivion]

Gaf has bad taste in women, they think christina hendricks is attractive.

What'd I ever do to YOU, Mac?

[curly]

Please.... they'll broadcast all over the forum about how hot she is just to show how "open minded" and "no judgement zone" they are while boosting their virtue signalling on that website filled with a bunch of other limp-wristed sexless wonders. 

"limp wristed"

 

[Joe Molotov]

I was gonna say, she'd get big bucks doing a porb. That blonde republican with the rep doing a porn? That would net her a decent pay day.

Even Playboy would pony up for a shoot.

Doing a porb.

[nachobro]

https://twitter.com/Kyoufu2011/status/891942224694521856

Gaf and issues with children just keep coming up

[Rufus]

Unreadable full width screenshot. Learn how to crop text, assholes. And stop fullscreen browsing, you're not a hammerhead shark.

[daemon]

https://twitter.com/Kyoufu2011/status/891942224694521856

Gaf and issues with children just keep coming up

[FStop7]

Those Russia sanction threads are too funny to be real.

Oh and of course there's a "leave your kid in the car in JULY IN PHOENIX ARIZONA" defense force.

[thisismyusername]

Unreadable full width screenshot. Learn how to crop text, assholes. And stop fullscreen browsing, you're not a hammerhead shark.

Happy?

[Rufus]

[Rufus]

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1413583

Thread has potential.

[daemon]

(Image removed from quote.)

That's a way to get the red out of your emojis, I guess.

[Joe Molotov]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1413583

Thread has potential.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245000299&postcount=48

/thread

[daemon]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1413583

Thread has potential.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245000299&postcount=48

/thread

and that, boys, girls,non-gendered and fluid individuals, is how you end a thread.

[Stro]

Those Russia sanction threads are too funny to be real.

Oh and of course there's a "leave your kid in the car in JULY IN PHOENIX ARIZONA" defense force.

Leave your INFANT alone in a car at any time of the year anywhere, brehs

[samfish]

Discussing anything about raising children on GAF was always one of the most infuriating things. A bunch of 20-something virgins with zero life experience acting like raising a child is as easy as following instructions in a manual. If you just follow the manual to the letter, you'll have a perfect little individual. If your kid deviates in any way from the child psychologist description of a well raised child, you're a terrible parent and you clearly fucked up somewhere along the line.

Christ. Fucking autistic god damned robots.

[Rahxephon91]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244748769&postcount=10

I'm sorry, this post just irked me on how much of a nerd ass pull stretch this was.

[daemon]

Discussing anything about raising children on GAF was always one of the most infuriating things. A bunch of 20-something virgins with zero life experience acting like raising a child is as easy as following instructions in a manual. If you just follow the manual to the letter, you'll have a perfect little individual. If your kid deviates in any way from the child psychologist description of a well raised child, you're a terrible parent and you clearly fucked up somewhere along the line.

Christ. Fucking autistic god damned robots.

don't insult autistic people. Even the criminal minds autistic people that can only communicate in whines and playing the piano have better rational processes than these... I think we need to instaurate a new word for the level of reality dissociation the average gaffer has.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413627

I love alt history stuff, it's thought provoking. Man in the high castle is an amazing show, so fuck off Slayven and that #Oscarsowhite dude for trying to censor shit (before it's even been produced for that matter), let people make the art they want, let it rise or fall on it's merits. This is just as stupid as people getting bent out of shape by "dear white people" before they even saw it.

[TVC15]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413627

I love alt history stuff, it's thought provoking. Man in the high castle is an amazing show, so fuck off Slayven and that #Oscarsowhite dude for trying to censor shit (before it's even been produced for that matter), let people make the art they want, let it rise or fall on it's merits. This is just as stupid as people getting bent out of shape by "dear white people" before they even saw it.

Aside from "What if the Nazis won WWII?" this is easily the most common alternate history premise there is. While I do question how well it will be handled, I'd rather wait for the final product to succeed or fail based on its own merits rather than see it condemned by social media like two year before it's given a chance.

[Boredfrom]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413627

I love alt history stuff, it's thought provoking. Man in the high castle is an amazing show, so fuck off Slayven and that #Oscarsowhite dude for trying to censor shit (before it's even been produced for that matter), let people make the art they want, let it rise or fall on it's merits. This is just as stupid as people getting bent out of shape by "dear white people" before they even saw it.

Stupei was commenting how shows like Breaking Bad bend morals of others but forgets that there is shows like Man in the High Castle and the Handmaid Tale were are clear dystopians that are clearly unsympathetic  to those ideas outside individual characters.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245009949&postcount=240

In a country where white supremacists still have a lot of power, does this alternate future really change that much? I don't get it, what new thing is it trying to show?

I get what Handmaid's Tale and Man In The High Castle are trying to say, with their social commentary being very relevant.

Then there's this idiot. Let's pretend all the hard work, deaths and struggles over the last 200 years changed nothing, brehs. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

except that a black man was president nothing has changed from 60 years ago when blacks were lynched for looking at the white seat on the bus

i dont see the difference

practically same country

[nachobro]

Bro this show gone be roots for white people and take shit back 50 years and erase roots for black people

from the poster who brought you




 

[studyguy]

Handmaiden's Tale cut out the racism from the books yall. That's literally the worst example for this Confederacy show, in the book they shot all minorities off to some colony in the Midwest and created an apartheid state 

In the show, those impotent fascists don't seem to care much who they're nutting in. 

That said,

spoiler (click to show/hide)

people think D&D got the chops to make this lmao

[close]

[Tasty]

Bro this show gone be roots for white people and take shit back 50 years and erase roots for black people

from the poster who brought you




 

This popped in my head the other day for some reason.

MAXIMUM CRINGE ENGAGED

[clothedmacuser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413627

I love alt history stuff, it's thought provoking. Man in the high castle is an amazing show, so fuck off Slayven and that #Oscarsowhite dude for trying to censor shit (before it's even been produced for that matter), let people make the art they want, let it rise or fall on it's merits. This is just as stupid as people getting bent out of shape by "dear white people" before they even saw it.

Ugh, it really is slayven trying to make that a thing.  It's funny because if smarter black people didn't tell him to not like that show he's the type of nerd that would be excited for it.

[clothedmacuser]

It is amusing to look at the post history of some of the people who are complaining about this protest. Particularly about racism and black people.
Have a look and be unsurprised.

Did I write "everyone" in my post?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=245020354&postcount=449

Good God, man.  Grow a spine.  He's the most, Passive Aggressive, catty, sniping from the crowd, coward on GAF 

[Stro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1413627

I love alt history stuff, it's thought provoking. Man in the high castle is an amazing show, so fuck off Slayven and that #Oscarsowhite dude for trying to censor shit (before it's even been produced for that matter), let people make the art they want, let it rise or fall on it's merits. This is just as stupid as people getting bent out of shape by "dear white people" before they even saw it.

 

[FStop7]

Dudes would be shitting their short little pants if they'd pull their noses out of Marvel comics for a minute and read alternative history books like Fatherland, Man in the High Castle, etc etc. 

Or would those be on NeoGAF's official "books to be burned on sight" list?

[Stro]

I feel like more than THE OPTICS type shit, people should be more upset that "What if the South won the US Civil War" is as tired and hacky of a alt history premise as "What if the Nazis" won and is creatively bankrupt at this point.

What if Al Gore won in 2000?

What if Stalin didn't have a mustache?

What if Iron Man was cast with someone besides RDJ?

[FStop7]

Wait until they find out that Newt Gingrich wrote a trilogy of alt-history Civil War books.

In fact, it looks like he's written an alternate history WW2 book, too.

 

[stufte]

I feel like more than THE OPTICS type shit, people should be more upset that "What if the South won the US Civil War" is as tired and hacky of a alt history premise as "What if the Nazis" won and is creatively bankrupt at this point.

What if Al Gore won in 2000?

What if Stalin didn't have a mustache?

What if Iron Man was cast with someone besides RDJ?

Has there been a major production done with that premise?