Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 2965875 times)

team filler · « **Reply #67020 on:** August 01, 2020, 08:17:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/wokehick/status/1289626180040024064

https://twitter.com/jhermann/status/1289669913074835456

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #67021 on:** August 01, 2020, 08:24:04 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 01, 2020, 08:00:54 PM

Unethical life/food tip: Chipotle doesn’t check your ID for on-line carry out orders*. They just put it all on a shelf and use the honor system. Don’t abuse it, but that’s one good meal a month.

* - at least the couple in my region behave this way

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chipotle

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one good meal a month

does it count as a meal if it comes out both ends afterwards?

daycru · « **Reply #67022 on:** August 01, 2020, 08:36:53 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 01, 2020, 07:27:35 PM

how much you getting for how many people?

$300~ish, got a big increase for COVID. Household of 1.

Stro · « **Reply #67023 on:** August 01, 2020, 08:44:48 PM »

All the hoops to go through to get on food stamps here isn't worth the effort for the pittance of credit you can buy shitty trash food with no nutritional value. It's much the same way that trying to get unemployment is intentionally such a pain in the ass in the hopes of people just not bothering.

Tripon · « **Reply #67024 on:** August 01, 2020, 08:52:40 PM »

You can use food stamps or EBT at most grocery stores, at least in California. You're right that some fast food places will also use ebt.

team filler · « **Reply #67025 on:** August 01, 2020, 09:00:18 PM »

at the local farmers market

Kara · « **Reply #67026 on:** August 01, 2020, 09:27:09 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on August 01, 2020, 08:00:54 PM

Unethical life/food tip: Chipotle doesn’t check your ID for on-line carry out orders*. They just put it all on a shelf and use the honor system. Don’t abuse it, but that’s one good meal a month.

* - at least the couple in my region behave this way

My local one operates this way too.

team filler · « **Reply #67027 on:** August 01, 2020, 09:30:49 PM »

my local closed down and became a wing stop earlier this year

Mandark · « **Reply #67028 on:** August 01, 2020, 09:32:45 PM »

The one closest to me typically doesn't do that because it's half a block away from a high school and they don't trust the teens, but it's obviously different circumstances now.

james · « **Reply #67029 on:** August 01, 2020, 09:35:52 PM »

Nah mine makes you show order confirmation before they hand over the goods

Dunkin don't care though

team filler · « **Reply #67030 on:** August 01, 2020, 09:38:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/BrainyFlatus/status/1289212251493109761

Tripon · « **Reply #67031 on:** August 01, 2020, 10:21:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/chicken__puppet/status/1289746481298075649

Us in about two weeks, I guess.

VomKriege · « **Reply #67032 on:** August 01, 2020, 10:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 01, 2020, 10:21:05 PM

https://twitter.com/chicken__puppet/status/1289746481298075649

Us in about two weeks, I guess.

Man, I hate it when reporters ask me about Biden's VP pick.

Mandark · « **Reply #67033 on:** August 01, 2020, 10:34:47 PM »

Veepstakes stories must be so easy for reporters because you can find some mid-level donors or party operatives with no real access to the candidate and write them up as "party insiders." Nobody remembers later if you got it wrong.

Basically you get to be Chris Broussard.

shosta · « **Reply #67034 on:** August 01, 2020, 10:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 01, 2020, 08:44:48 PM

All the hoops to go through to get on food stamps here isn't worth the effort for the pittance of credit you can buy shitty trash food with no nutritional value. It's much the same way that trying to get unemployment is intentionally such a pain in the ass in the hopes of people just not bothering.

don't disagree that we hate the poor but you can use your tanf card at any grocery store to buy whatever you want

Nintex · « **Reply #67035 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:48:04 AM »

https://twitter.com/TVNewsHQ/status/1289732534763319296

yeah its better to give it to meltdown donald

BIONIC · « **Reply #67036 on:** August 02, 2020, 01:24:28 PM »

Crusty forum posters in their 40s constantly getting their feefees hurt by ~~shit posting~~ Dutch Directness will never not be funny

team filler · « **Reply #67037 on:** August 02, 2020, 01:32:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1289974771082567681

Positive Touch · « **Reply #67038 on:** August 02, 2020, 01:39:27 PM »

this raging against China for datamining never comes off as anything but racism when our own shit country allows all sorts of datamining against us

shosta · « **Reply #67039 on:** August 02, 2020, 01:41:42 PM »

what is this datamining thing that people think is bad

Mandark · « **Reply #67040 on:** August 02, 2020, 01:46:21 PM »

tik tok should be banned but only because I'm old and don't get it

Nintex · « **Reply #67041 on:** August 02, 2020, 01:55:07 PM »

TikTok might be sold to Microsoft for less than it is worth.

Probably a boon to a lot of stock portfolio's on the hill.

Kara · « **Reply #67042 on:** August 02, 2020, 01:59:16 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 02, 2020, 01:39:27 PM

this raging against China for datamining never comes off as anything but racism when our own shit country allows all sorts of datamining against us

Just a huge coincidence, I'm sure.

james · « **Reply #67043 on:** August 02, 2020, 02:01:06 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 02, 2020, 01:46:21 PM

tik tok should be banned but only because I'm old and don't get it

becoming conservative

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #67044 on:** August 02, 2020, 02:11:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/OkSteev/status/1289415365571690496

BIONIC · « **Reply #67045 on:** August 02, 2020, 02:27:20 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 02, 2020, 01:32:20 PM

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1289974771082567681

That’s shonda’s party

team filler · « **Reply #67046 on:** August 02, 2020, 02:35:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1289560337910575108

sleepy joe is too tired to debate

Tripon · « **Reply #67047 on:** August 02, 2020, 02:36:46 PM »

Eh, Joe Biden will straight up lie as as well. He did it within the debate with Sanders back in April, or March, of whenever it is because we live in an era where time has no meaning.

El Babua · « **Reply #67048 on:** August 02, 2020, 02:39:15 PM »

Trump rambles on some incomprehensible word salad

Biden: "Come on, Jack" *proceeds to ramble on some incomprehensible word salad*

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #67049 on:** August 02, 2020, 02:51:37 PM »

Tiktok bad .... meanwhile US corporations are building profiles/social scores on all of us and selling it to the highest bidders.

james · « **Reply #67050 on:** August 02, 2020, 03:00:38 PM »

I was thinking about how badly Dr Birx fucked everything up. Put a woman in power and you get 160k dead. Imagine if Hillary was in charge too

shosta · « **Reply #67051 on:** August 02, 2020, 03:04:51 PM »

none of the casual sexism or racism is ever cute

BIONIC · « **Reply #67052 on:** August 02, 2020, 03:17:56 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 02, 2020, 03:04:51 PM

none of the casual sexism or racism is ever cute

Quote from: shosta on June 17, 2020, 07:21:26 PM

Quote from: MMaRsu on June 17, 2020, 07:12:51 PM
I mean there are girls out there like Purple_Bitch, who actually fuck and look ~~as good as~~ better than Belle Delphine.
the fact that I have never seen Belle fuck raises her value

shosta · « **Reply #67053 on:** August 02, 2020, 03:19:42 PM »

you are truly my bore nemesis

team filler · « **Reply #67054 on:** August 02, 2020, 03:23:29 PM »

I'd vote for belle

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #67055 on:** August 02, 2020, 03:44:44 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 02, 2020, 03:19:42 PM

you are truly my bore nemesis

the next step of your character development arc

curly · « **Reply #67056 on:** August 02, 2020, 04:05:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1289394711589871616

james · « **Reply #67057 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:05:11 PM »

Shosta, does tone policing minorities on a forum make you feel like a better person?

Maybe learn to punch up instead of always punching down

curly · « **Reply #67058 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:06:49 PM »

Being a pedophile doesn't make you a minority

Mandark · « **Reply #67059 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:08:51 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 02, 2020, 05:06:49 PM

Being a pedophile doesn't make you a minority

there is an incredibly pessimistic way to read this sentence

james · « **Reply #67060 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:13:28 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 02, 2020, 05:08:51 PM

Quote from: curly on August 02, 2020, 05:06:49 PM
Being a pedophile doesn't make you a minority

there is an incredibly pessimistic way to read this sentence

Im a minority, ergo, not a pedophile.

Now that we've cleared that up, can we move on to shosta mansplaining

Nintex · « **Reply #67061 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:19:13 PM »

Everytime I think I have the worst gimmick I'm reminded that james' is being pedo

Kara · « **Reply #67062 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:20:59 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on August 02, 2020, 05:19:13 PM

Everytime I think I have the worst gimmick I'm reminded that james' is being pedo

Someone always has it worse than you do.

Nintex · « **Reply #67063 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:23:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/KayaJones/status/1290034378765082624

Alright, let's watch the NASA Astronauts returning to earth. Surely this can't have anything to do with...

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #67064 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:27:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/EllieRushing/status/1289880547536166912

Watching the sabotage happen in real-time

james · « **Reply #67065 on:** August 02, 2020, 05:46:54 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on August 02, 2020, 05:19:13 PM

Everytime I think I have the worst gimmick I'm reminded that james' is being pedo

Well you chose yours, mine was forced upon me by mean people

Transhuman · « **Reply #67066 on:** August 02, 2020, 06:14:17 PM »

I didn't know Nintex had a gimmick

team filler · « **Reply #67067 on:** August 02, 2020, 06:54:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/VitalistInt/status/1289911276009738241

https://twitter.com/ryeohmy/status/1289831878934102021

Nintex · « **Reply #67068 on:** August 02, 2020, 06:57:04 PM »

Looks like they need some law and order

team filler · « **Reply #67069 on:** August 02, 2020, 07:04:25 PM »

comrades are attempting to escape american gulag

Nintex · « **Reply #67070 on:** August 02, 2020, 07:05:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/benyt/status/1290048084857065472

You have to wonder if the Military sides with the guy who buys them Space Ships, Space Horses and Super Duper Missiles or Joe Biden.

El Babua · « **Reply #67071 on:** August 02, 2020, 07:18:59 PM »

Third option: US ending up a military junta

True karmic justice

Kara · « **Reply #67072 on:** August 02, 2020, 08:24:11 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #67073 on:** August 02, 2020, 08:26:26 PM »

So Cal is where my mind states
But it's not my state of mind
I'm not as ugly sad as you

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #67074 on:** August 02, 2020, 08:49:46 PM »

I think that might be a posting career high for bionic, maybe needs preservation
mirin' that like gap, it's thick

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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team filler · « **Reply #67075 on:** August 02, 2020, 09:24:55 PM »

Quote from: james on August 02, 2020, 05:13:28 PM

Quote from: Mandark on August 02, 2020, 05:08:51 PM
Quote from: curly on August 02, 2020, 05:06:49 PM
Being a pedophile doesn't make you a minority

there is an incredibly pessimistic way to read this sentence

Im a minority, ergo, not a pedophile.

mandi hates both eaqually, you just can't win with the guy

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #67076 on:** August 02, 2020, 09:51:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1290096387707637760

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #67077 on:** August 02, 2020, 10:08:35 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on August 02, 2020, 08:18:36 PM

“I was the first to expose the Chinese links “ FOH

it’s also irrefutably false, as the china connection’s been well understood for almost 3 years now

Tripon · « **Reply #67078 on:** August 02, 2020, 10:36:19 PM »

Quote

Lansing — A Michigan senator who has been a vocal critic of Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's handling of COVID-19 says he tested positive for the virus after going through a screening process because of his service in the Army National Guard.

Sen. Tom Barrett, R-Charlotte, who is viewed as a rising star in the Republican Party, sponsored a bill in April to repeal one of the two state laws that allow the governor to declare emergencies. He becomes the third Michigan lawmaker to test positive for the coronavirus after Democratic State Reps. Tyrone Carter and Karen Whitsett of Detroit got infected early in the pandemic and recovered.

Barrett said he was notified of his test results Sunday afternoon. The Michigan Army National Guard implemented a screening policy for all soldiers one week prior to their departure for training events, the senator said in a statement. He tested positive Friday

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2020/08/02/republican-michigan-senator-tests-positive-covid-19/5569323002/

Nintex · « **Reply #67079 on:** August 03, 2020, 08:27:04 AM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1290250416278532096

Media: will Trump accept the results in November?

Trump: fuck it's already August time to rig this shit

News:

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