RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[HardcoreRetro]

[redacted] gave me this as a gift Saturday night when we were hanging out by ourselves.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvaUXUZgDql/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1u2st47ljhiis

 

Did you gift her your mushroom?

[skullstorm]

this page is way too positive, you're all disgusting

Don't worry Banji, you are still best kitty

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feeling like a dumbass biiiiaaaatch rn, brehs. 

girl from GA I still talk to wants to move out here to be with me. I've been telling her wait until her probation is over(october).

other girl from GA that I still talk to and wants to move out here got locked up late last year.

probation girl's birthday was yesterday and she must have partied too hard. now they're in jail together 

jail girl sent me an email asking what time I want her to call me and then said [probation girl] is in here. I was like shiiiiiiiiiiiiid when I read that.

I was wondering how this was all going to play out if both of them ended up being for real about moving out here to be with me. At times I've hoped neither would work out, as I'm happy on my own and not sure if I want to mess with what I got going. never thought they would end up in jail together and most likely find out I've been talking to them both. such is life 

they don't like each other, so maybe they won't talk 

[BikeJesus]

Can't help you there, but tonight is the night I smash a Korean pussy.

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I've had korean 

[BikeJesus]

edited for benji protection.

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girl told me "come over, nobody's home". I went over, nobody was home 

[BikeJesus]

Well, I can die happy.

[BisMarckie]

 

[Raist]

girl told me "come over, nobody's home". I went over, nobody was home 

Including herself.

[BlueTsunami]

girl told me "come over, nobody's home". I went over, nobody was home 

Including herself.

[nachobro]

i dont get it can someone explain

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about 23 seconds in

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"You still have ringing in your ears?" Oh, it's gettin' worse. I'm gettin' busy signals now 


I thought I was sick. My doctor told me, "Take plenty of liquids and get a lot of rest" I drank til I passed out 

[BIONIC]

Hey, everybody. None of us is gonna get laid

[Raist]

girl told me "come over, nobody's home". I went over, nobody was home 

Including herself.

[team filler]

well talking to her dont bother me but i hope ur not sending her shit, i mean it that hurts me, and ill be nice, but you are my man so dont get that confused... we are together... and i told her that too. i love you ill call you about 8 my time..

 

[shosta]

filler, you're my favorite and this arc is amazing. Please us posted.

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breh, this shit dumb af 

she ain't have to say that we together like that. you in jail bih, damn 

[Rahxephon91]

Hey, everybody. None of us is gonna get laid

Speak for yourself.

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rahx 

[BlueTsunami]

Post bail for the one you love 💘

breh, this shit dumb af 

she ain't have to say that we together like that. you in jail bih, damn 

[Transhuman]

getting laid is the easy part anyway

[team filler]

filler, you're my favorite and this arc is amazing. Please us posted.

they talked and neither is happy now. jail girl said it seems like I've been telling them both the same things 

jail girl let probation girl know that I'm her man 

I care about them both and don't like them feeling hurt over this nonsense. I know they ain't out there in GA not talking or getting dick from someone else, but of course I can't point that out 

I know trying to explain myself won't do much good, women feel how they feel. I also know I'm responsible for my own happiness and I'm doing well with that. I can share my happiness with them, but I can't be responsible for either of their happiness. Jail girl already pretty much forgave me, probation girl won't be in there long and is probably taking things harder.

[shosta]

You know both of these hoes back from when you lived in GA?

[team filler]

yeah.

this shid is so dumb. talking to them both would not matter at all if they didn't end up in jail together and talking to each other about me. they never would have talked otherwise and if I ended up in a relationship with either one, or someone else I met out here. I would still talk to them both, but not the same way I have been. I wouldn't hide that I'm in a relationship and be playing games with their emotions like that. Don't like the idea of following the rules of a relationship before actually being in a relationship. So I'll talk to more than one girl if I feel like it until things get more serious with someone. But now I'm a liar and just like all the other guys or whatever 

[Raist]

Have something going on with two (ex) convicts who know each other, brehs.

What could possibly go wrong.

[skullstorm]

Filler should move back there and get a job as their jail guard 

[BisMarckie]

Why are they in jail?

 

[BIONIC]

Why are they in jail?

 

filler’s meth dealers before he got dishonorably discharged 

[Stro]

Tinder is introducing a height verification tool so men can't lie about their height,  but made it seem like it's a benefit to men who no longer have to worry about height whores.

[Stro]

Is it an early April's Fools joke they pushed out on all their social media to dishearten every man using Tinder or something

[I'm a Puppy!]

Tinder is introducing a height verification tool so men can't lie about their height,  but made it seem like it's a benefit to men who no longer have to worry about height whores.

Now for the weight verification tool

[Raist]

Tinder is introducing a height verification tool so men can't lie about their height,  but made it seem like it's a benefit to men who no longer have to worry about height whores.

Now for the weight verification tool

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[Oblivion]

Good-ish news. I'm going to meet up with some new PAWG for coffee.

I say "good-ish" cause I can't really tell from her profile how stacked she is. But she's got a great ass for sure, at least.


Wish me luck!

[Oblivion]

Well, the date itself went pretty okay, but I don't know if that emotional connection is present, sadly.

[benjipwns]

two girls meeting up in jail to shit talk about the same dude could only be a filler story

[BlueTsunami]

Well, the date itself went pretty okay, but I don't know if that emotional connection is present, sadly.

So she had A cups?

[ToxicAdam]

Is it wrong that when I see a woman say "not looking for hookups" that I assume she uses sex as a bargaining chip?  Because that's what I see.

[ToxicAdam]

Yes. My cynicism runs deep in all aspects of life. It's like a pandora's box where I threw away the lid.

[Oblivion]

Well, the date itself went pretty okay, but I don't know if that emotional connection is present, sadly.

So she had A cups?

[Stro]

I hope facial piercings go out of style soon 

[BIONIC]

My kid is at that age now, y’know?

I told him about the birds and the bees, and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

[Raist]

I hope facial piercings go out of style soon 

Nose rings should be banned.

[Rahxephon91]

Is it wrong that when I see a woman say "not looking for hookups" that I assume she uses sex as a bargaining chip?  Because that's what I see.

Yeah I think you awrong. I see it as “don’t be a douche and send dick picks. Try and actually talk to me”.

Though I think it’s pretty stand offish.

[Rahxephon91]

It could just be me, though I talked to one of my female friends about this too. But for most of the profiles I've seen it on, it just comes up as really uptight and not very fun. Like I get it, men are really bad at online dating and talking to women in general. So I understand why as a woman you want to try and shut that down. It also impacts the casualness of what I think online dating is supposed to be about. No it should'nt be soley about sex and I'm sure many men aren't on there just for that, but I never used online dating thinking I was going to find a wife or a longtime girlfriend. Espically something like tinder. I was looking on there for something that would ease me into meeting women. If something took off ok, but I just wanted to talk and meet women casually with less pressure. When I see that it's usally followed by women saying how they are looking for a long term thing or just something far more intense then what I think the initial Tinder date should really be. To me it scares me off even though I'm also not just looking for a hook up.

I saw so many profiles from women ages 21-28 lets say talking about how "they've done the party seen", "how they dated the bad boy and just want to look for something thats real". That's nice and all, but it already seems to be applying some unrealistic expectations and pressure on what should be fun. It also makes the girl not seem fun and like they are going to be work. Online dating can already feel a bit forced and not natural. I don't want to meet up with women who are on a quest to find the One. I want to meet women with an open mind towards things.

[BikeJesus]

So apparently my current squeeze has to go back to Korea in a couple months. Fucking shit sucks. Now that I've had such sweet nectar I can't go back to your garden variety hag. Just going to make the best of the time we have, but man I am going to be a goddamn wreck.

[shosta]

So apparently my current squeeze has to go back to Korea in a couple months. Fucking shit sucks. Now that I've had such sweet nectar I can't go back to your garden variety hag. Just going to make the best of the time we have, but man I am going to be a goddamn wreck.

http://letslearnhangul.com/

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probation girl got out of jail earlier this week, she's not talking to me 

jail girl got put on lockdown for 10 days, not sure why 

[BisMarckie]

You forgot that filler is a member of the same splinter forum as a certain benjipwns.

[Stro]

Filler is the phone hidden in someone's rectum

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Date: 4/2/2019 3:04:10 AM
baby i got put on lockdown for 10 day ilu call u next wends when imget off

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she emails me. inmates pay for their emails, wouldn't surprise me if the jail allows her to send emails once a day. she's messaged me twice since then, I haven't responded, maybe I should and tell her rioutos is asking how she can contact me while on lockdown 

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I just messaged her and asked, left out the riotus part


she said she'll call me tonight, but didn't answer about being on lockdown 


we're(me n rioutus) gonna get to the bottom of this and find out if she's a lying biaaaaatch 

[shosta]

They don't let people in "lockdown" use JPay

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jailatm.com 

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[Rahxephon91]

I think I may have to break up with this girl.

I really like her. When we are together she’s fun. We are very compatiable, share a similar worldview, and humor. We really like each other. Being together is great. The sex is great. Sex wise she’s all anyone could ask for.

But she doesn’t want to do anything.  I guess I never thought about it, but I like going out. I like going places even if it’s just to get something to eat. I like being out of the house. Yes when she comes over and we play games and drink it’s a great time but that seems all she wants to do. It’s always she’s tired or some headache. It’s annoying and disappointing. A 25 year old should be fancy free. She’s said in the summer she’ll be more up to do things. But I kind of doubt that’s true. She’s a homebody and I’m only that in my alone time.

But I mean the sex is really good and we’re going to try anal soon.  I might as well just keep her around for sex but that seems terrible. It’s a shame because I really like being around her but I want to do things.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Try to push her to open her mind first before breaking up. Some people just need a little push. Talk to her about it rather than hiding your feelings. Express how you're feeling. Communication is key.