RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[shosta]

Communication.

Asking her if she wants to do anything = "Not really, I want to stay home."
Telling her that going out and doing stuff every once in a while makes you happy = "I don't necessarily want to, but if you want to, I'll make an effort for us."

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The jail allows the girls to send and read emails for 30 mins a day while on lockdown. that's how she sent me the message about being put on lockdown. she only had to do 2 out of the 10 days. said she got caught up in something she wasn't involved with, so they let her out once they reviewed the cameras

turns out probation girl isn't out, she just got transferred. I should have figured that as she violated her probation 

jail girl also told me how probation girl was talking some hateful/hurtful shit about me  it was a lot more than just talking about me saying the same things to them both.
 I know jail girl wasn't lying about that, it was things only probation girl would have known to talk bad on me about. I understand that she's in a bad place and maybe feeling hurt that I was talking to someone else, but she's gonna have to apologize if she wants to stay friends with me. seem like she was trying to make me look bad in front of jail girl and the other girls in there. I've mainly been communicating to jail girl through letters I write. when I sit down with pen and paper I really put my soul into it. the letters are beautiful and jail girl has told me that she shares them with the other girls, so they love me in there. none of them were buying into the garbage probation girl was talking on my name.    And here I was telling jail girl to look out for her. so things went from probation girl potentially getting her jaw rocked, to having jail girl look out for her(she hooked her up with some sweat pants and whatnot) because I asked her to. can't say I have any regret about that, looking out for people is who I am.  I see no worth in finding regret about the times I've helped someone I care about. 


I figure probation girl will be out in about a month, hopefully we can still be friends. if she apologizes and wants to still be friends anyway 



jail girl earned some major points with me. I didn't lie or conceal anything. I let her know what's been going on and my view on everything. she doesn't like me talking to anyone else, but she wasn't about to make me out to be something I'm not over it. I could tell she was upset about how probation girl was talking about me too, I could hear it in her voice. I find that sweet 


probably won't give anymore updates. never would have posted anything about them if they didn't end up in jail together 

[BIONIC]

Maybe you should stick with messageboard dating   

[chronovore]

RAHX, if everything is great except your hobbies, keep in mind that hobbies and interests don't have to overlap at all for a successful relationships.

It's personal beliefs and deeply held values that matter. You can pursue your own hobbies and interests just fine without having to do all the stuff all the time, together.

[nachobro]

jailatm.com 

can't send an email to amirox i'd pay to make fun of him without question

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write him a letter 

[BIONIC]

That would be pretty hard since no one seems to know his real name 

[Raist]

Who could have seen that plot twist coming in the Rahx arc. I for one am shocked.

[Rahxephon91]

Who could have seen that plot twist coming in the Rahx arc. I for one am shocked.

No one? Most people would assume I'd have screwed it up somehow. Which hasn't happen at all. It's going very well.

[Rahxephon91]

RAHX, if everything is great except your hobbies, keep in mind that hobbies and interests don't have to overlap at all for a successful relationships.

It's personal beliefs and deeply held values that matter. You can pursue your own hobbies and interests just fine without having to do all the stuff all the time, together.

To be honest I'm not sure what my issue is. I guess as dumb a complaint as this sounds, I'm worried that the relationship is all about sex. She says it is'nt. It dosen't feel like that all the time. But it's mostly all we do. I've never been in a relationship, but I'm also a pretty outgoing person(surprise)and my gf for her own reasons dosen't seem to be. To be honest I'm not sure what the problem is. I'm not looking to parade her or anything and I do value my own space like she does. But I want to do things together and it seems she really meant it when she was a homebody. I mean she is'nt voicing any complaints.

[Raist]

Dude not that long ago you were swinging between being pissed off at her (to the point of calling her a bitch) to being so much in love or something.

It was all amazing and suddenly you're at the "maybe I should break up" stage because of little things you haven't even discussed properly with her before doing your "woe is me" here. It's like you're going through a years-long relationship in a mere couple of months, without putting in any of the work, thinking, talking and compromises that a relationship would normally entail.

[Raist]

Ex-colleague of mine met his GF on Tinder. They've been together for 6 years

[Rahxephon91]

Dude not that long ago you were swinging between being pissed off at her (to the point of calling her a bitch) to being so much in love or something.

It was all amazing and suddenly you're at the "maybe I should break up" stage because of little things you haven't even discussed properly with her before doing your "woe is me" here. It's like you're going through a years-long relationship in a mere couple of months, without putting in any of the work, thinking, talking and compromises that a relationship would normally entail.

I don’t know why your riding my ass but your coming off pretty annoying. You don’t like me, I don’t give a shit about you. Use the ignore button.

I’ll admit it seems to be moving fast. Just like at every point here I’ve admitted I’m an idiot and don’t know what I’m doing. That’s not being woe is me by being open about not knowing shit unless you want to be a douche about it. And I’ve put in the work, thinking(obviously you fuck that’s why I’m posting here), talking(nowhere did I say I didn’t bring these up, but please assume things). And nowhere have I mentoned any compromises I have or haven’t made but I guess you know it all.

And it is amazing. I’m at no stage beyond “hey let me see what the bore thinks about this”. Which I never left.

[shosta]

all relationships are 90% sex and 10% emotional support

[BlueTsunami]

I say its time to introduce some yeyo to this scenario

[tiesto]

If she's a homebody why not try some activities around the house that the 2 of you can participate in... cooking, gardening, etc?

[team filler]

pound that tight ass so hard she can't sit down, problem solved

[Rahxephon91]

all relationships are 90% sex and 10% emotional support

... for you

[team filler]

let her fuck your tight ass so hard you can't walk, problem solved 

[Rahxephon91]

Well I talked to her about this. I won’t go into details, but it’s just a continuing thing we’re going to have to work on and make compromises on. I also guess Chrono is right. We don’t have to do everything together, which I certainly don’t want to. I value my space and I don’t want a very clingy relationship. So it’s ok.

[CatsCatsCats]

Nice. Keep up the open communcation

[Stro]

Clicked on a profile of some lady in my city who is poly. Clicked on her husband's profile....he's a 50 year old who dresses like a witch, wants you to come over and get drunk before fucking his wife and if you get too drunk, you'll stay the night, also if you have kids bring them and he'll watch his and your kids in the blanket forts he builds and dives in with them while you fuck his wife in the other room.

 

[tiesto]

What's his RE name?

[Stro]

It's not written like a "lol I'm gonna fuck yer kids" profile, but like a weirdo who thinks he's being normal inviting potential mates for his wife over for dinner with the kids at home and open to people bringing their kids because he watches the kids while his wife has fun.

[Rahxephon91]

Based on my adventures on Craigslist personals I believe that’s 100% true.

And it’s probably happen before. Someone probably was up for it before but had a kids issue. The dude probably offered to watch the kid and bam found out he liked it.

[CatsCatsCats]

Yoooo that’s mad weird

[Cindi Mayweather]

Does he wear nylons

[Atramental]

https://imgur.com/a/hjmYClR

 

[shosta]

Are you scratching your chin because you might want to diddle with guys?

[Rahxephon91]

Tried anal. That was something.

[BIONIC]

Hope your butt isn’t too sore

[BisMarckie]

Rahx got pegged.

[Atramental]

Are you scratching your chin because you might want to diddle with guys?

If I was like... 40% more gay I’d be like “sure”. 

[Raist]

Who gives a fuck if you get weird looks.

Like oh noes, an adult is planning to have sex.

You can probably get some for free at some sort of sexual health clinic, alternatively.

[BisMarckie]

Ask the cashier at the drug store if they have extra large ones for your magnum dong.


What do you mean by expensive? A pack of 10 is like 5 bucks. 

[team filler]

let her fuck your tight ass so hard you can't walk, problem solved 

Tried anal. That was something.

[nachobro]

order them online, that's what i used to do

[BisMarckie]

Go to the drug store and just buy the large condoms as your only item.
When the cashier is about to scan them, ask him/her (it‘s 2019 that shit doesn’t matter) if these are the largest they have and wink.

[BisMarckie]

Or just buy them like a normal person. Nobody gives a shit if you‘re buying condoms.

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[HardcoreRetro]

so where exactly do people usually buy condoms

am i gonna get weird looks if i get them at a supermarket?

they're expensive as fuck btw, jesus wtf

Get them at the supermarket. Just buy a bunch of bananas or a cucumber at the same time.

[Stro]

Imagine being embarrassed to buy condoms


Imagine worrying about buying them in public when every store has self check out now

[CatsCatsCats]

Condoms aren’t going to help you trap a woman with a baby, c’mon son

[Rahxephon91]

I don’t know what it’s like where you are ,but you could try in store pickup. I mean you still have to go to the store, but it’s more discreet and hey eventually you’ll realize it’s no big deal anyway.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Nobody cares if you buy condoms you ding dong.

[Tasty]

Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.

[Atramental]

“Hey y’all! This guy fucks!”

[nudemacusers]

I buy my lube and rubbers at self check out but I make sure to mess up weight scale so an employee has to come by and manually override

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actually I get my lube from amazon and I got snipped a few months ago 

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[Valkyrie]

Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.

For years? I gave up for life.

[BIONIC]

Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.

For years? I gave up for life.

Have you ever considered message board dating?

I know the perfect guy

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[nudemacusers]

Filler’s penis was sadly lost in an negligent discharge incident at ft drum 

[team filler]

my ft cum belongs in your ft buns

[nudemacusers]

Sounds hot but let me put on my ft hood first so I don’t catch anything. 

[brawndolicious]

Nah, y'all seem nice. Dating, fucking, and loving are just part of the nomenclature for bad first impressions. As long as you can have 60% of your prettiness and 45% of your niceness in real life, that's really all you need. I calculated it.

[Tasty]

Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.

For years? I gave up for life.

Damn yo. Props.

[Mupepe]

Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.

For years? I gave up for life.

To be clear, it's because we're not dating and we're officially together... right?

[CatsCatsCats]

Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.

For years? I gave up for life.

 

Don’t be salty... it’s Sophie’s choice

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YEEEEAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh

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[Stro]

I generally buy condoms and lube at Target and use the self checkout machines, but there’s no reason to be self conscious about it. You could be in there buying Preparation H or something genuinely embarrassing. Instead, people know you fuck.

Maybe you should work on being able to actually arouse your woman.

[Stro]

I think you specifically only use lube because your woman can't get aroused. Some people use it for fun. The idea that anyone could be aroused by you with your personality is absurd.