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BisMarckie

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10860 on: June 01, 2019, 11:59:15 AM »
The hedonism is off the charts along with my envy goddamn

You're tellin me, I watched some baseball and played vidya. #OldManFridayNights :maf

BikeJesus

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« Reply #10861 on: June 01, 2019, 01:06:39 PM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

Moved on to other women. The other chick has too much baggage and things got weird. She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest, and I can't be bothered with someone who refuses to listen and assumes the worst despite months of nothing but good times and respect. I think she was looking for an excuse to push me away. I don't have time for games so I just ended it. A week later this new chick asked me out at my work.

I'm good at my job and very open with the guests. Yesterday a cutie asian girl asked me for my number when I was out doing bike repairs in the park. Maybe I'll do more work on her bike, maybe I'll get to dip my hog in her. You never know.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10862 on: June 01, 2019, 03:06:16 PM »
Keep this up and you’re gonna get salt-pillared soon  :wag

Canonically that only happens if he looks back, which it doesn’t look like is on his agenda at all.

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If atra doesn’t get spit roasted at some pagan leather rave by the end of this month I’m pulling his bi card.
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Raist

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10863 on: June 02, 2019, 07:16:02 AM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest,

What on earth were you thinking.

BikeJesus

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« Reply #10864 on: June 02, 2019, 10:03:21 PM »
This the same girl who wasn't putting out or are you on to bigger and better things?

She got pissed off over some dumb joke I made even though it was obviously said in jest,

What on earth were you thinking.

I guess I wasn't. No big deal, though. Fucked the new girl up the ass last night.

Edit: Well I went back to the previous chicks place tonight and nailed her. Now I'm fucked.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #10865 on: June 03, 2019, 01:12:57 PM »
Gonna need some TLDR breakdowns. Is Atra dating femAtra yet? Is Rahx still dry dicked?  :doge

Feels good being in a relationship, even the rocky parts aren't terrible. Bless up. Wish I had more free time to chill here with my brehs.
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Atramental

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« Reply #10866 on: June 03, 2019, 01:54:22 PM »
@PD I’m at work right now so I can’t really post a full summary but let’s just say I’m finally expressing my :supergay side after suppressing it for years out of fear that I would get exiled by my conservative religious parents.

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« Reply #10867 on: June 03, 2019, 08:07:58 PM »
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10868 on: June 03, 2019, 08:08:49 PM »
Now I realize what he was up to wanting to compare cock pics!

Atramental

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« Reply #10869 on: June 03, 2019, 08:24:22 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

BisMarckie

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« Reply #10870 on: June 03, 2019, 08:31:59 PM »

Atramental

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« Reply #10871 on: June 03, 2019, 08:33:19 PM »
Also, what is FemAtra but my online drag persona? Hmm?  :doge

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« Reply #10872 on: June 03, 2019, 08:35:36 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

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« Reply #10873 on: June 03, 2019, 08:40:48 PM »
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
Is this sarcasm?  :lol

There have been subtle clues and signs for a long while.  :doge

Atramental

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« Reply #10874 on: June 03, 2019, 08:49:53 PM »
Atra have you sucked dick yet?

Do you like it when Lex Steele shakes your hand before a shoot?

You a size queen?
I’ve come very close in recent weeks. But the guy I was with realized I was super drunk and wasn’t gonna take advantage of me.

Actually, if the girl I’m planning on seeing this week bails I’m going over to his house for drinks and we’ll see where the night goes from there.  :doge

And at the moment  I’m fine with average dicks.  :doge

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10875 on: June 03, 2019, 08:54:02 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge
But why tho
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #10876 on: June 03, 2019, 08:55:36 PM »
I’ve come very close in recent weeks. But the guy I was with realized I was super drunk and wasn’t gonna take advantage of me.
Lol what a figgurt
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Atramental

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« Reply #10877 on: June 03, 2019, 08:57:19 PM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge
But why tho
I was drunk and he asked since I was talking about sending a dick pic to the girl I ended up losing my v-card to.  :doge

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10878 on: June 03, 2019, 09:00:54 PM »
Sounds like timu took advantage of you  :o
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Atramental

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« Reply #10879 on: June 03, 2019, 09:24:22 PM »
It's always an eyebrow raiser to see someone doing very intense drug fueled identity searching and selfie posting after age 25 but i chalked it up to you being a christ-schooled feral child with poor socialization (i realize i'm slandering half this forum including myself but allow it)

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Granted, I lived with my parents up until I was 25...  :-\

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #10880 on: June 03, 2019, 09:57:18 PM »
Hold on, you're actually fucking dudes Atra? You've taken dick before? Or are you a coward.
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« Reply #10881 on: June 03, 2019, 10:02:56 PM »
can we fastforward to the part where atra takes his first BBC already?  ::)
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #10882 on: June 03, 2019, 11:05:05 PM »
Hold on, you're actually fucking dudes Atra? You've taken dick before? Or are you a coward.
Coward status until proven otherwise with video.
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Raist

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10883 on: June 04, 2019, 02:54:49 AM »
I know. I, for one, am completely surprised by Atra being into guys too :gurl
Is this sarcasm?  :lol

There have been subtle clues and signs for a long while.  :doge

Oh no, no, nonono. I'm sure Puppy is 400% serious here, no sarcasm detected.

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Brehvolution

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10884 on: June 04, 2019, 09:41:47 AM »
TIMU is also the only Borian (to my knowledge) that’s seen my fully erect dick.  :doge

It's posted in the icon forum.
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« Reply #10885 on: June 04, 2019, 09:45:32 AM »
I was drunk and he asked since I was talking about sending a dick pic to the girl I ended up losing my v-card to.  :doge

Gullible, stupid AND varying degrees of homo. You are the perfect package for gays
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Atramental

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« Reply #10886 on: June 04, 2019, 01:55:41 PM »

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« Reply #10887 on: June 04, 2019, 02:01:42 PM »
bimbo slut
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #10888 on: June 04, 2019, 07:11:07 PM »
Cum dumpster atra :rejoice
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Atramental

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« Reply #10889 on: June 04, 2019, 08:34:02 PM »
For the record, I’m mostly into twinks and some “otters” (I’m picky when it comes to hair  :doge).
Bears, men taller/larger than me, or super masculine men aren’t really my thing.  :doge

Also, I’m a switch. Meaning I can be a dom or a sub depending how I’m feeling on a certain day. Typically I like to be the dominant one. But one night [redacted] made me her bitch and I was into it.  :doge

And as far as women go I’m into very feminine women, feminine women with male behaviorisms, androgynous women, and certain trans women.

Thank you for cumming to my TED talk.  :doge
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shosta

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10890 on: June 04, 2019, 09:38:29 PM »
Combining step 2 (the date hypetrain) and step 6 (femme atra shitposting) in the Atra Cycle is original, yes, but
« Last Edit: June 04, 2019, 09:43:15 PM by shosta »
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Atramental

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« Reply #10891 on: June 04, 2019, 09:43:26 PM »
The fuck is an otter?
A more masculine twink.

Someone more gay than me could probably correct me. :doge

TVC15

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« Reply #10892 on: June 04, 2019, 09:45:12 PM »
Bwahahaha! #TeamHomo claims another victim! Welcome to the club.
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10893 on: June 04, 2019, 10:12:11 PM »
From Tinder to Grinder. The Atra story.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10894 on: June 04, 2019, 10:16:45 PM »
Twinks :hhh

Silver daddies :lawd
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« Reply #10895 on: June 04, 2019, 10:17:15 PM »
Twinks :hhh

Silver daddies :lawd

Give him time.
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« Reply #10896 on: June 04, 2019, 10:17:47 PM »
Actually, I think he may be destined to be a daddy. 
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Atramental

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« Reply #10897 on: June 04, 2019, 10:20:23 PM »
Yeah, I’m still in my exploratory phase.

I’ve been suppressing this shit for years but thanks to molly & psychedelics my full sexuality is beginning to blossom.


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nudemacusers

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« Reply #10898 on: June 04, 2019, 10:22:49 PM »
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.
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« Reply #10899 on: June 04, 2019, 10:25:01 PM »
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.

aka the dream
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TVC15

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« Reply #10900 on: June 04, 2019, 10:33:04 PM »
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.

My bets still on molly fueled fetish club gloryhole on the night of a deep house set but given his southern roots you may have me beat here.

This sounds legitimately inevitable.
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« Reply #10901 on: June 04, 2019, 10:33:27 PM »
You’re one meth bender away from huffing vhs tape cleaner in a trailer park while blowing a string of Vietnam era retirees.
Don’t worry. My molly dealer is a hot lesbian woman with dreads that’s really good friends with [redacted]. I’m getting the good shit that isn’t cut with meth now.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10902 on: June 04, 2019, 10:42:19 PM »
Lmao our boy gonna find himself half awake and naked inside a detached garage on a floor covered in blue tarp with a single fold out game table in corner pulling double duty as an anchor weight, the mildewed top strewn with booze, brick weed and a burlwood ashtray full of half crushed pills. Across the dim, single bulb lit tin can is partially torn down rusty 78 Ford Mustang with a dirty engine block hanging from a seemingly broken hoist, the harsh noise of 90s Swedish happy hardcore emanating from a small jbl speaker coated in ritz primer, the only identifying marker of its provenance being a gen 1 iPod connector.
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« Reply #10903 on: June 04, 2019, 10:48:49 PM »
I’m so proud of Atra! Do you have a favorite Ru girl yet?
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« Reply #10904 on: June 05, 2019, 01:03:49 AM »
lol at thinking your molly doesn't have meth in it  :juicy
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10905 on: June 05, 2019, 01:18:18 AM »
If she hasn't massively flirted with you IMO you are kind of a prick for asking someone out at their job straight up.  And it's an age old thing for dipshits to mistake customer service for flirting, so don't be that guy either.

It's a place they go on a schedule several times a week and are forced to stand there and be nice to people, not some place you want to have to worry about some guy you don't know who decides your job is a place to pick up girls.

I'm a broken record on this topic and will continue to be.

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Ha ha, LOL, no: you're wrong. It's not white knighting, it's common courtesy not to corner someone in their place of work and make them uncomfortable.

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The chick I'm seeing picked me up at my workplace. While I would generally agree with your stance here, there is a difference between an employee being polite and flirting/sending signals. Of course this doesn't apply to people working for tips.
There's a power dynamic here that doesn't translate when flipped on its head. She can ask you out, you probably don't feel threatened. That's not commonly the case when men confront women with desire.

Atramental

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« Reply #10906 on: June 05, 2019, 05:38:42 PM »
I might have a date soon with that girl I made out with at the BDSM event.  :doge

Also, one of my gay friends wants to do acid with me this weekend.  :doge

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10907 on: June 05, 2019, 06:54:58 PM »
Sucking dick on acid :whew
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BisMarckie

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« Reply #10908 on: June 05, 2019, 06:59:24 PM »
Atra gonna get pegged one way or another. :phil

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« Reply #10909 on: June 05, 2019, 07:26:30 PM »
I have no clue how to react to this page
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« Reply #10910 on: June 05, 2019, 07:48:13 PM »
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
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« Reply #10911 on: June 05, 2019, 07:49:12 PM »
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
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« Reply #10912 on: June 05, 2019, 07:50:18 PM »
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
:whatisthis :oreilly
I feel like I should be asking to see some manager somewhere...
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« Reply #10913 on: June 05, 2019, 10:01:22 PM »
I have no clue how to react to this page

You should be inspired and come out. Now I’m only waiting on you, Arvie, and PD.
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« Reply #10914 on: June 05, 2019, 10:09:23 PM »
Gonna die laughing when you get dicked down to a four tet remix of Old Town Road
The other gay friend of mine is into Four Tet lol.  :doge

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« Reply #10915 on: June 05, 2019, 10:12:21 PM »
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
Sex + drugs is the fucking best lol  :doge

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« Reply #10916 on: June 05, 2019, 10:50:21 PM »
I have no clue how to react to this page
Me too.

All about the having fun sexually (so long as it's safe and consensual) but drugs? I guess I'm too old, or too much a dad to be like "Yay!"
Sex + drugs is the fucking best lol  :doge

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« Reply #10917 on: June 05, 2019, 10:56:24 PM »
y'all about to scare him away before he even tastes a tip

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« Reply #10918 on: June 05, 2019, 11:12:22 PM »
y'all about to scare him away before he even tastes a tip

Scare him off? This is his destiny. This is what will make him happy. Jesus, I mean, he gives off Corey Haim Lost Boys vibes.
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« Reply #10919 on: June 05, 2019, 11:13:26 PM »
 :hump :drool
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